my oun opinion about Mario

[Daarkbuu]

Mario is a dumb ass who has the FUCKING same story over and over again and Mario dies over turtles football players and mushrooms etc: WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!! is that about please PLEASE don't play Mario he is a wimp and I think you should trust me because Mario always has the retarded power ups like the mushroom witch does not do anything in real life a star witch does not do anything like the mushroom and the fire flower witch is *face palm* in my opinion DO NOT PLAY MARIO :)

[Dan]

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[Corbin]

Send in the cones.

[limepie20]

Mario roined nintendo.

[Dollop of Mayo]

agrees and the better mans is the Sonics he is blue wich is the better color than the red (which Mario has some of but not enough it is has problems because of red bad color ((although Sonics has red shoes? so but is not as good bad as red shirts as the Mario))) and Sonic goes fast Mario does not goes fast as Sonic so Sonic wins all the races and Sonic uses rings for power and emerilds and he is fast and easts the chili dogs

[morsel/morceau]

there is catuses in mario games but mario never tries to have sex with them???? TOTAL RIPOF

[Dan]

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[yogui]

I play Mario for the plot.

[Argumentable]

why would anyone want to play as a fat plumber in overalls i mean he isn't even good at plumbinb either???

[Aposke]

Send in the cones.

Oh look it's the human cone. You should post about your cones more often.
Someone should make a romhack involving cones, it would dissolve all the shittiness of Mario games.

[Argumentable]

I am really really glad I didn't ban Corbin for being a spambot

[Daarkbuu]

I am really really glad I didn't ban Corbin for being a spambot

I'm not

[rubberfishy]

mario is a man and he a mario hahahahahahaha

[WaddleDee105]

Mario is one of those stupid ideas that should have NEVER worked but did so anyways. I love Mario even though I think he has corrupted my brain in some meaningless way.

[freelop]

Metroid is the best game man, he has a gun for an arm and can shot with lasers.

[Dollop of Mayo]

Don't tell anybody but Justin Bailey (the star of Metroid) is a GIRL

:O