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What do you call a black priest

A Jew and a dog walked into a bar. The Jew orders a beer and then accidentally spills it. The dog says, "that must've been an expensive beer."

Get it? Of course you don't.

The joke had a Jew in it and wasn't even racially insensitive. Plus dogs can't talk and have no way of obtaining that kind of knowledge.

The bartender says "Sorry, but we don't serve tachyons here."

A tachyon walks into a bar.

I don't know if it's a good thing or not, but I got the joke and to make it worse, I actually enjoyed it

There is no shame in laughing at that joke, I enjoyed it too.

topical, too

A baby? What? No, not me. I'm a fully grown adult human being. My name? Uh, Todd...Ler.
Todd Ler.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender looks at him and says "Why the long dick?" and then the horse took a shit on the floor

This morning the strangest thing happened.
I got out of bed and started walking round the flat making small talk with various pieces of furniture.
Turns out on my alarm I’d pressed the schmooze button…


There’s a convent full of stupid people, except for one, and she’s Nun The Wiser.

What font is alphabet soup?

my life and me are a joke
ha

well that was a shitty attempt at reviving this thread

what's brown and rhymes with snoop

did you hear about the magic tractor
why did the scarecrow win a nobel prize
why didn't the skeleton go to the party
why didn't the snowman go to the party

Did you hear about he man who got cooled to absolute zero?

BLEEHHH URRGHH AND OTHER GROSS NOISES

"you only live once" would be "ecno evil ylno uoy" in a mirror.

Yeah those aren't funny at all.

Speaking of not funny, how many Vietnam vets does it take to replace a lightbulb?

What's black and on a tree? What's red and on a tree?

How many art directors does it take to change a light bulb?

Fish City

Quantum Physics would be a much better thread than this thing. Here is why:

what's orange and sounds like a parrot how many potatoes does it take to kill an irishman

Ashan isn't going to like these. I heard them around the Grey Cup season a few years ago.

1)What do you have when you get 8 Saskatchewan Rough Riders together? 2)In more serious news, a tornado hit the city of Regina the other day. $4 million in improvements.

1) I'm probably the least caring of the Riders than anyone in Saskatchewan. I don't keep up with sports at all.

2) Yeah, a good chunk of Regina is pretty disgusting. The newer areas are pretty nice, but the areas people from out of town think of when they think "Regina", particularly central is terrible and I wouldn't want to be walking around there any time of day. I think we have the highest crime rate per capita, so there's that.

I'm very patriotic about my city by the way.