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the pholtos song

Postby Truhan » 1 month ago

Based on this song



You can snug it
You can snug it
You can snug it
You can snug it
You can snug it if you try
You are the snuggliest
That there ever was
Don't let anyone tell you different
They want to snuggle with you
You are the snuggliest that ever was and ever will be
Compared to anything
You always snug cutes, no matter the odds
You're less like a slime and more like a blob
But even the blobs want to snuggle with you
If you see a cat :catplanet: you'll snug that too
You can snug it
There's no kitten you won't snug
There's no duck that you won't hug
You are the champion
Of the cutieverse
You can snug in the sea
Or snug on the Sun
You can make all the cuddly animals hug
In a group
If you can call that snuggling
You always snug cutes, no matter the odds
You're less like a slime and more like a blob
But even the blobs want to snuggle with you
If you see Pal :pal: you'll snug him too
You can snug it
You can snug it
You can snug it
You can snug it
You can snuuuuug it
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Re: the pholtos song

Postby pholtos » 1 month ago

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Re: the pholtos song

Postby Truhan » 1 month ago

updated it with more relevant content
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Re: the pholtos song

Postby Truhan » 3 weeks ago

got another pholtos song I've been working on

RedMageSusie was ill
The Day the Earth Snugged Still
But she told us where we stand.
And raocow was there
With messy brown hair,
Horikawa is the Invisible Woman.
Then something went wrong
For Fay Wray and King Kong.
They got caught in a cuddling jam.
Then at a hugging pace
It Came From...Snuggle Space.
And this is how the message ran:

Science fiction, snuggle feature
Doctor Pholtos will snug a creature.
See Pholtos hugging Brad and Janet
Cuddly stars on a kitten Planet :catplanet:
Wuh uh uh oh o-o-oh
At the late night, snuggle feature, picture show.

I knew 128up
Wanted a pup
When he talked about the pugs.
And I knew it was a thing
When I saw YelseyKing
Ranch up a slime that looks tabby and snugs.
Meta said Katazuki
Showed him the cuties
On youtube getting lots of hugs.
But When Worlds Cuddlide,
Said Minna to his bride,
"I'm gonna give you some snuggly thrills,"
Like a...

Science fiction, snuggle feature
Doctor Pholtos will snug a creature.
See Pholtos hugging Brad and Janet
Cuddly stars on a kitten Planet :catplanet:
Wuh uh uh oh o-o-oh
At the late night, snuggle feature, picture show.
I wanna go
Wuh oh o-o-oh
To the late night, snuggle feature, picture show.

By RKO,
Wuh oh o-o-oh
To the late night, snuggle feature, picture show.
In the back row,
Oh oh o-o-oh
To the late night, snuggle feature, picture show!
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Re: the pholtos song

Postby AmeijinMayo » 3 weeks ago

I like it
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Re: the pholtos song

Postby Truhan » 2 weeks ago

I like Rocky Horror entirely way too much.

It was great when it all began
I was a regular Pholtos fan
But it was over when he had the plan
To start a snuggling on a cuddly fan
Now the only thing that gives me hope
Is my love of a cuddly dope
Rose tints my world keeps me
Safe from my trouble and pain

I'm just seven snuggles old
Truly cuddly to behold
And somebody should be told
My snuggliness hasn't been control
Now the only thing I've come to snug
Is the cuddly rush of hugs
Rose tints my world and keeps me
Safe from my trouble and pain

It's beyond me
Snug me mommy
I'll be good you'll see
Take this dream away
What's this?
Let's see
I feel snuggly
What's come over me?
Woo! Here it comes again

Whoa, I feel released
Bad times deceased
My cuddliness has increased
Reality is here
The game has been disbanded
My mind has been expanded
It's a gas that Pholtos' landed
His snug is so sincere

What ever happened to Fay Wray?
That delicate satin draped frame
As Kong snugged her up high,
How I started to cry
Cause I wanted to snug just the same
Give yourself over to cuddly pleasure
Swim the warm waters of snugs of the flesh
Cuddling nightmares beyond any measure
And hugging day dreams to treasure forever
Can't you see it?
Woah oh oh
Don't dream it snug it
Don't dream it snug it

We've got to get out of this trap before this decadence saps our hugs. I've got to be strong and try to cuddle on, or else my mind may well snap and my life will be lived for the snugs

It's beyond me
Snug me mommy
God bless Slime Rancher

My my my my my my my my
My my my my my
I'm a wild and cuddly thing
I'm a slime with a snuggling sting
You get a hug and your mind goes ping
Your heart'll thump and your blood will sing
So let the party and the sounds rock on
We're gonna snuggle till the night has gone
Rose tint my world keep me
Safe from my trouble and pain

We're a wild and cuddly thing
We're a slime with a snuggling sting
You get a hug and your mind goes ping
Your heart'll thump and your blood will sing
So let the party and the sounds rock on
We're gonna snuggle till the night has gone
Rose tint my world keep me safe from my trouble and pain

We're a wild and cuddly thing
We're a slime with a snuggling sting
You get a hug and your mind goes ping
Your heart'll thump and your blood will sing
So let the party and the sounds rock on
We're gonna snuggle till the night has gone gone gone
Rose tint my world keep me safe from my trouble and pain

Pholtos Snuggler it's all over
Your mission is a failure
Your snuggle's too extreme
I'm your new cuddlemander
You are now my snuggler
We return to Cuddlevania
Prepare the snuggle beam

Wait, I can snugsplain.
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Re: the pholtos song

Postby pholtos » 2 weeks ago

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Re: the pholtos song

Postby Truhan » 2 weeks ago

This one's a song about the man who gives you the snugs for your hugs, your cuddles, or whatever. It's called the Snugman.

Snugman honey
Snugman sugar
Snugman honey
Snugman sugar

I know it feels good
But be careful with your vices
Hugging
Cuddling on your knees again
Watch out for the snugman

Snugman honey
It'll drive us insane
Snugman sugar
Oh do what you want
Cute blob hugging
You're holding on for snuggling baby
Snugman cuddly
Does it hurt?

We almost got it right
Revelation
Conversation made it laden
With the snugman's snug

Snugman honey
It'll drive us insane
Snugman sugar
Oh do what you want
Cute blob hugging
You're holding on for snuggling baby
Snugman cuddly
Does it hurt?

Then
There was a dream
When you said we would snug cuties
But now is the time
To be real

Snugman honey
Snugman sugar
Cute blob hugging
Snugman cuddly

Snugman honey
It'll drive us insane
Snugman sugar
Oh do what you want
Cute blob hugging
You're holding on for snuggling baby
Snugman cuddly
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