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TALKTOPIA - Post-Game Adventures!

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EPISODE EIGHT


its never too late to get aboard the adventure train
Enjl wrote: admit it
you did zyglrocks on purpose
it was a complete coincidence, and i couldnt stop laughing when it happened


Bush Bashin'
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picking up right where we left off, by diving right into the woods!

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hayfever ;n;

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ivy's all about that grass, if you know what i mean ;)

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:o
kitty! :D

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cuddling strange kittens in the middle of the woods is always a good idea

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:3

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oh man
kitties heal mp
thats why so many witches have familiars!

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another knife in the road!
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and a downward strike is always a good idea

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see? i know my stuff, there's treasure here

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i get more money from a random box in the woods than i do from mr. odyssey

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new enemies! some sassy mushrooms

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NO MERCY
kapus slicin' these mushrooms like a professional

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we get more money from KILLING MUSHROOMS than i do from mr. odyssey

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another soup spoon in the road!
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i mean hey, down worked last time, might as well do it again

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oh hey, there's butterflies here too
can't escape these bloody things

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so uh
THIS is what they do

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ivy ive told how many gosh darn jokes so far and a mushroom is the one that makes you laugh

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laughter summons jesus, apparently
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granting us the ability to put someone in the naughty corner

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you can stay there and think about what you've done

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i can only put one person at a time in the naughty corner, so if it hits then im in trouble

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why is this image so funny to me
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"you think this is a motherfucking game?"

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No More Jokes™

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the mushroom's freed faces look unreasonably creepy

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yelsey gets a boost!
maximum kitty!
The Hunger-inn
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hi starving im bk

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TWO starvings?!
whooooooooooooa

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he M U N C H

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better have enough for the whole class, young man

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w-what

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ivy thats not how food works

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kapus reveals she went to the Midoriya School of Crying

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conveniently right after complaining about hunger, we find an inn
its like they KNOW

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ivy and bk get a little... closer ;)

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bk REALLY doesnt like eating mushrooms
which is true to life
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meanwhile, ivy LOVES them

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kapus uses our hard-earned money to get a new sword
Back(track) to the Future!
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only now that i get back to the overworld do i realise
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i can return to areas and visit the paths i didnt do

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SO THATS WHAT IM DOING

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this path, instead of having sweet sweet loot, has death

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slammin' some shrooms, just like uncle mario taught me

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ROUND TWO
FIGHT

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FIFTEEN
bk's misaimed shots do a bunch of damage

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and kapus ain't messing around either

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after the second intersection, we find a chest!
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and inside is one (1) sweet
a box roughly the size of a person, containing a single candy

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we leave this inn, do a biiiiiig circle, then come back
the innkeeper must be confused

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puddi presents! :D

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*dancing queen playing in the distance*

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the tambourine of friendship! :D

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:c

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okay, fine you two
now you're back in the same room, happy?

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yelsey's lifelong dream to become a leather daddy is approaching

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...but he is not the most effective shopper

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yall might remember back in episode five i chose the 'hard path' while leaving the 'easy path'
that was bugging me so i figured now would be a good time to clear that up

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kapus thats not a potion
thats liquor

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CHUG CHUG CHUG

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turns out it wasnt posion! yay! :D

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this path has a chest! so im glad i went back and checked it out

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premium weiner meat™

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and now for the third inn of the the even-inn

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leaving a trail of pudding everywhere had the innkeepers yelling at bk

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watching other people do manual labour makes bk happy! :D

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a level four relationship unlocks Concern!
NEXT EPISODE
We delve into the super glowy spot by the bay!

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WE'LL BE BACK AFTER THIS COMMERCIAL BREAK ON
BOKU NO TALKHAUS ACADEMIA

...that SOUNDS right, but somethings off
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Postby Ivy » 2 years ago

Pretty nice how accurate the mushroom tastes are to real life. I love them as well
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Postby YelseyKing » 2 years ago

This is all totally unrealistic.

*I* should've been the one to randomly stop and pet that kitten!
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They couldn't even insert a model with which to render the kitten. Nor even a two-dimensional photograph! Sad!
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Postby Kapus » 2 years ago

A bronze sword, a tambourine and a bottle of whiskey.

good haul today

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EPISODE NINE


i gotta stop eating crap food

Cove Crusade!
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the closest thing to a water level yet

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ooOOOoooh a suuuub maaap
fancy

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get in there nice and deep like

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new enemies! some floating blue babies

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oh no! they know the Midoriya School of Crying secret technique too!

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bk doesnt understand emotions

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let's TOAST 'EM

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get rrRRRROASTED

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kapus's abilities are resonating with the banshees!
they're having a cry-off

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these things do like 10 damage every hit

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there can be only one Queen of Crying!

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absorbing the power of tears has awakened new strength in kapus and ivy!

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ivy discovers that salt water conducts electricity!


...
and here's where my 3ds tells me 'hey your photo library is full'
despite me deleting all the pictures off my 3ds when im done
because APPARENTLY
if you dont go into the Camera App, the thing decides that all the photos youve deleted are still there and taking up space
GOOD
Cove Crusade MkII!
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lets do this again, this time with a memory space of 3000 photos

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luckily i could exit before finishing, so i just bailed right after the last battle
that DOES mean i have to do the banshee battle again

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as if on cue, here comes the three stooges

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ivy channels thor himself!

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ZAP!
splash damage!

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for some reason as soon as yelsey puts down a trap, they INSTANTLY target him

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what i couldnt show after that last attempt at this fight, was i won a cup of tears
deeeeeeelicious

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oh noooo which paaaath should i foooollooow
duh of course im choosing the one that leads to treasure

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yelsey's been into kapus's 'random floor whiskey' collection

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yknow that thing people do to videos
where they just make clips stupidly loud and distorted for no reason and its awful?
ivy managed to do that with his normal voice

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so did your heart
this was a riveting exchange and im glad we had it

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this time the banshees brought a cloud with them
but yelsey's showin' no mercy

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he ate the whole thing
even the wrapper

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aint got time to cry!

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kapus is going full force!
show off boosted special skill!

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A S C E N D

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DAMN
thats some serious damage

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tough boy tough boy~♫
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and a rare drop! sweet!

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bk where are you getting all of this confetti

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for rescuing 50 people, jesus pops in to tell us we can legally carry more sprinkles now
the Sprinkle Union has very strict laws regarding these things

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leather club's two blocks down

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ivy puts on some sweet pyjamas
Fabulous Prizes!
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and now for our well deserved rewards~

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it uh, looked a lot bigger on the map

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i get more money in a box in a damp dingy cave than i do from mr. odyssey

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OH A SECOND ONE
and THIS looks more like it

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god dammit i just bought ivy new clothes

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well at least he looks like an idiot now
thats always a bonus

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we duck back into the inn real quick and yelsey grabs a brand new knife
Rightward Bound!
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now that we've grabbed the sick loot™ from the north, we have to go back and do the same beginning section again

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you have a broom and i have a frying pan
neither of us are the sharpest combatants here

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:o
he DOES care! :D

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a quick mid-battle cuddle and we're back in business

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its always kapus who gets the last hit

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yelsey leveled up and can now break the law! yay!

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oh no im gonna have to come up with something arent i

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this stupid cheesy bullshit took me like half an hour to decide on
orz

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"whoa! thats SO lame!"

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kapus no
thats how we get killed

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LOOK WHAT YOU DID
you summoned a shitload of fuckin' lima beans

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its crime time!
(the speech bubble says 'Need more MP sweets' which i assure you is not the case)

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where the heck were these things keeping that

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SMITE THEM WITH HEAVENLY FURY

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im glad yelsey's here to stop bk's stupidity from getting himself killed

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saved by the :3

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yelsey just TEARS these things apart
his show off boosted attack deals so much damage

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ivy and kapus level up!
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and kapus learns how to be a human punching bag

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oh geez MORE enemies
this place is just crawling with them

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multitarget supremacy!

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even deadly monsters cannot interrupt snacktime

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wait what

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IS THIS REALLY THE TIME, GUYS?

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you're gonna dissolve your little slime friend!

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2kool4skool

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kapus goes bowling

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kapus no its going to kill you
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god dammit

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eeeeew
i HATE banana fritters
theyre gross soft fried bananas

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finally out of this hellhole
Innflux of Equipment!
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ivy those clothes look really dumb

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are you goblet?

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teamwork makes the dreamworks pictures

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professional pudding! :D

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this is a bad joke

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meanwhile, ivy and kapus have a nap
...on the floor
what kind of an inn doesnt even have beds
NEXT EPISODE
We finish the Moist Cavern or whatever this place was called and continue on our way!

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TO BE CONTINUED ON
TALKSUBA: GOD'S BLESSING ON THIS WONDERFUL HAUS

...the closest one yet
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Why is this Episode so similar with Sponge Mario?
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Postby Bean » 2 years ago

Starting to regret not buying this game, but it was either this or Sonic Mania, so yeah.

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Don't regret. The main fun to have with this game is when a) you're playing it blind or b) you have people to share your silly moments with.
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this is a bad joke
lmfao

I know that feel when trying to come up with a catchphrase.
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i've had it with these goddamn banshees already


Also is ivy going to get an outfit that doesn't look like horribly mismatched pajamas at any point?

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I like the clown outfit but yeah the color scheme is not the greatest. What happened to traditional clown white + red?

e: DAMN it's because my mii's color is lime green. Nothing matches with friccing lime green
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EPISODE TEN


double digits woo

Knock Knock!
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now that we've scuba'd our hearts out, lets blow this popsicle stand

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this uh, looks like a back entrance
i should probably try knocking on the front door before breaking in

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so lets check in with that mii on the world map
note: i didnt bother changing the mii until now, so they may look a LITTLE different in the cutscene

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well well well, look who we have here

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why is the town greenhorne so far away from the castle greenhorne

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'no nerds allowed'

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rude

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- 3 -

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well that was interesting
Castle Crashers!
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if you jerks wont let me in the front, imma go around the back

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this is becoming bk's catchphrase

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the heck are you doing here
didn't let you in either, eh?

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man thats just mean
im doing my best out here

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what's in your bag of tricks this time, raocow?

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oh geez
were you just keeping Minna's face in those greasy sleeves of yours?
gross

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do... do you not know what a castle looks like?

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hey man if i were king id just lay around all day too

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is it a present? :o

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one letter away from recreating legend of zelda

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we've got a fight on our hands! and minna brought some of grandma's special jam with her

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yelsey just kicks things off with a swiping slash, taking out a jelly

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ivy smites two more with the power of Thor

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and bk takes out the last one with... well... a less impressive attack than the last two

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i didnt know you were a priest

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i see that love heart
you cant slip it past me, game

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bk you're so fucking gay oh my god

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time for minna's revenge!

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a two-pronged attack with a three-pronged trident!

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prepare for the raw power of a pudding in love!

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holy FUCK
now THAT's what i call damage (vol. 40)

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kapus ascends to the heavens

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wait this buff lasts for more than one attack?
holy moly thats powerful

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AND a show off boost?!
i feel bad for minna at this point

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yeah after that nuke of an attack, im not surprised she went down

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three way level up!

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ivy can now give mandatory naptimes
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and we find a slice of cake
a good representation of this fight

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why is there an inn up here
Visiting Grandma!
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now that minna's roughly 30% less demonic, we should probably go visit

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how do you make that sound anyway

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grinnin' grannies

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well its more front than back

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are larks known for being happy?
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looks pretty cranky if you ask me

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please dont take your dentures out or im calling the police

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that looks like a terrible bowl
how the heck do you hold it
its a spill waiting to happen

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and you dont know whatcha got 'til its gone~♫

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and so she return to training for the 'face olympics'
Wood You Kindly?
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im gonna be honest
i completely forgot i was midway through doing these forest levels

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ivy dont jinx things
thats the kinda thing people say right before dying

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our first mission is nearly complete!

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wishful thinking
the last ones kicked my butt something FIERCE

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IVY DONT JINX THINGS
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YOU LITTLE SHIT

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EVEN THE GAME KNOWS

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there he is! bean boy!

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pfft
okay thats just goofy looking

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beans and mushrooms? honey we got a STEW goin'

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just gotta FRY 'em first!

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nice and crispy!

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oh hey he does like, no damage
bean you're a terrible mouse

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and lastly, you gotta heat the stew up

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i dont even like mushroom stew

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i DO, however, like cheese :3

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there we go, all faces returned to their rightful owners!

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ivy and kapus become aquainted, and pull a pair of VERY suspicious faces

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bk, as self-declared party leader, snags the cheese

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ivy downs the cake from earlier, and loves every second of it

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both ivy and yelsey collectively decide that grandma minna's stew tastes like armpits
i think she was trying to poison us

...kapus ate all the mushrooms off camera
Final Check-In!
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now that the final face is on its way home, we should probably call in

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i aint gonna ask why bean's wearing a dress
thats his business

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now sturg doesnt have to feel like he's kissing a giant egg!

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darn tootin'

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heck yeah, game tickets

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well im happy that you lot are happy, i guess
wait dont do that here
jesus what is that
oh... oh god...
its everywhere

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Mayor Meta i have a complaint

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how have you not noticed
isnt it your job to notice these things

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now you dont have to listen to all the faceless crying as these pale specters soundlessly sob in the night
pounding on your window, begging you to release them from this unending torment

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well more he was loitering around it

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i aint saving your ass again if you go and get yourself cursed

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"why is it always my job, dangit"

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its just a three page long excerpt of his 'toenail clipping diary'

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hopefully it creeps out Mikkofier long enough to get me through the gate
NEXT EPISODE
We bust down the door to the castle, hoping to catch Dark Lord raocow before he does anything naughty!

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I mean, if it's a game of cat (Yelsey) and mouse, of course I'm going to lose.

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Give me a position with any kind of authority and I turn into a real smug jerk.
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It's a continuation of the traditional family recipe! I'll have you know my dad used to garnish his soup with razors. I wanted to make something with more bite to it, though, soup's rather thin.
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Let's just all take a moment to be thankful that Sturg's face was never put on any monsters
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Poor beany.
That crazy voice dude
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InsaneIntentions1 wrote: Poor beany.
Yeah. Green just ain't my color.

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bk's invisible :> nose turns into a dimple when he's determined, and I find that adorable
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bk and yelsey sitting in a tree

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Kapus wrote: bk and yelsey sitting in a tree
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EPISODE ELEVEN


cheese toasties

Open the Castle, Stop Having It Be Closed!
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with meta's saucy fanfictions in hand, lets show mikko how it's done

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are you reading these off a teleprompter

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i cahnt i simply cahnt

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please dont read it out loud
this is a game for children

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yaaaaay bureaucracy

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now lets explore this castle!

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arent... arent we IN the castle?

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Volume 5

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nah man, check the bakery
thats usually where kings are

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i mean
yelsey is TECHNICALLY a king

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another split path!
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...what kinda choice is that of course im taking free tickets

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oh man truthful advertising

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wait why are you losers here

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tears conduct electricity, fuckers

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this image basically shows my entire life

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even the faceless ghost is sick of my shit

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even more monsters
what is mikko even doing if shitloads of monsters are ALREADY INSIDE the castle

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WAAAA

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these inns just fall from the heavens or something whenever we go anywhere
The House Always Winns
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*various snoring pudding sounds*

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FANCY? i aint got that kinda money

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i bet it was zyg

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wow yelsey you backed down super fast

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OKAY ITS GAMBLING TIME

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Our prizes:
Fanciness
A bad emote that Pyro refuses to remove
Being responsible with money
and one (1) banana

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Spin #1 - Experience!
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thats uh
not a lot

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Spin #2 - Fashion!
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get a load of this cutie

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Spin #3 - Adventure!
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ive been curious about what this result actually DOES

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oh we get to have a 'sweet vacay'

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and we earn a new skill!

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Spin #4 - More Adventure!
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this time ill let kapus and ivy take some time off

then i realised 'hey maybe i should save the rest of these tickets until next inn so i dont waste them on the same prizes

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oh yeah and ivy got a new stick i guess
Switching It Up!
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gotta go to all the places, yo

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owo

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then bop it

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"what have i done?!"

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oh hey now we can go grab that loot
nice

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the hell are these entry-level goons doing here
go back to the tutorial areas

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kapus slices them clean in two
she's got no time for WEAKLINGS
*flexing sounds*

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i hope mikko loses his job theres so many damn monsters here

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more blood for the blood queen

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back to the same inn

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but this time we get new prizes!
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Some rags
The same bad emote
Fancy™ holidays
and one (1) sweet

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we won some trash!
i forgot to take a picture of it but it was just a shabby looking version of bk's previous outfit
with much worse stats (like, 12 defense)
Treasure the Moment!
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for some reason the previous images didnt save, but it was just an uneventful walk up to the chest on the map

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MORE CLOTHES FOR BK
WHAT THE HELL MAN

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apparently wrapping yourself in random newspaper is stronger than actual fabric

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oh noooooo not enemiiiiies
whatever shall i dooooo

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now i really am a crazy homeless guy
no idea where he is, wielding kitchen equipment and wearing newspaper

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you're lucky it does extra damage bk, or you'd be on thin ice

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speaking of ice, ivy's lookin' ice cold out here

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"look look! i committed murder! :D"

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come to think of it why was that giant chest full of newspaper

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one last spin!

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oh yaaaaaaaaay a bananaaaaaa
Gourmet Gifts!
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time to find out who this weirdo on the world map is

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...apparently theyre just a bunch of GOONS

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yelsey can sweep through 'em, no problem

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softer, cuddlier, better, stronger

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does nobody clean this place theres green spooge everywhere

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supportive pudding!

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hard to tell here due to my shoddy camera work, but yelsey's attack hit twice instead of once

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and kapus comes in to wipe out the remainder, as usual
kapus gets all the final blows for some reason

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rare jelly :o

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who the hell is this idiot

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whoever they are they are i couldnt edit them until AFTER id finished this cutscene
and by then i couldnt re-do it :/

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mate thats a slice of cake not a bouquet

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he monologued for a while
im saving you the hassle of like 3 speech bubbles

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wow what a crap and not-someone-i-want-in-this name

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he must be a nightmare to eat dinner with

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TRIPLE CHEESECAKE COMBO

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and then he vanished and never appeared in the thread ever again
because he lost his job, title and livelyhood to someone yet to be named
NEXT EPISODE
We hang out inn the inn and then head to the castle proper!

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THAT'S ALL FOR TODAY ON
TALKHAUS DROPOUT!

...not right
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Look, it's not my problem that the king's too cheap to hire more than one guard. If monsters slip in while I'm on my fifth lunch break of the day, that's their problem, not mine!
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