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TALKTOPIA - Post-Game Adventures!

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Postby bkamakaze » 1 year ago

POST GAME
EPISODE ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY-SIX


apologies for the delay, guys
i may or may not have spent that entire time playing ni no kuni 2
that and pretty severe personal problems
but enough complaining!

Quiz Quay!
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when last we left off, we were wandering around the beach

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one day its gonna reveal that the quizmaster was the real big bad all along
and im gonna be vindicated

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listen buddy, i know a bunch of guys named Karatekid5 that wear game-show host outifts
its hard to tell them all apart

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we all know the drill by now bud, lets go

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oh man
its always weird seeing sturg before the horrible experiments that turned him into a ruthless killing machine
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his grumpiness is eternal, with or without his internal organs

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i dont have GHOST of a CHANCE in getting this wrong
get it? because meta has a ghost for an avatar
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IGNORE MEEEEEEEE
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ding! of course i remember mr. guy from the first village

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pholtos?! i dont know anybody with that name!
let alone a princess!
...dang, i already used my phone a friend!
let me ask the audience!
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okay audience, press the bu-
no dont cuddle it
you press the button of the right answer
okay, the results are in!
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... i dont know why i bother ...
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deep in my heart, i knew which :3 was the right :3

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you must be getting real sick of being beaten at your own game so often

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gimme my bananas
every time we get new bananas yelsey takes them into his room and locks it for about 15 hours
what he does in there is between him and God
Wet 'N Wild!
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okay, with quizboy taken care of, now we can actually play the game

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a nice sampling plate of enemies from this area

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whatzit was later arrested for assualt and battery

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a nice, simple two lane split path
those im okay with, yo

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tad-pop pop poppin'-poles

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i wonder if each of the pops is sentient in the cluster of three
if so, it must suck being the middle one
doomed to an existance of nothing but a mouth

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im surprised this cave system is still standing after all the explosions we're setting off in here

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the 2400 rescue milestone nets us even more sprinkles
soon we wont be able to carry all of 'em!

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oh no! bk's down with the sickness again!
our party is without it's brave, powerful, handsome leader again!

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with his excellent performance last trip, ivy's gonna be acting leader for this next trip
yall better behave!

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Team Samplesquad is back with it's diverse lineup

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a different, science-y flavour of explosion is there to meet 'em

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aight, up we go

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man this new acapella trio really knows the feelings of my soul

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he ANGERY

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aint no rest for the wicked, and there's no rest for our heroes, either!

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after being woken from their nap, lat wastes no time in wasting their foes

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kapus and mikko bond over their choice in innapropriate nap locations

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neither of them remember what exactly it was they were fighting about, so they just gave each other a smooch and called it a day

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they really stopped by to steal bk's belongings while he sleeps

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ivy got arrested for crimes against the throne, so now mikko's taking over as 'acting leader'
Meeting of the Explorers!
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we're drifting further and further away from the actual destination
doing what we're supposed to is overrated, anyway

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guess who it is! its our old friend Two-Faced, who we met earlier

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to be fair, if i saw mikko in the wild, i'd probably assume he was some kind of alien wildman too

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just capture him and sell his body to science
it wouldnt be the first time he's sold his body if you know what i mean ;)

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i mean, the outfit certainly didnt help
thats not exactly 'people clothes'

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hey, we can be wildpeople if you want
im pretty sure at least one of our party members eats people
who that is, however, is a secret
(hint: its enjl)

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if this is a confession of love, im glad its not bk in the lead spot this time

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interesting things?! IMPOSSIBLE!

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doors? those dont exist
and here i was thinking you were some kind of expert!

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now you're implying doors LEAD places?! someone get this MORON out of here!

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dangit mikko, dont be fooled by this crazy woman's lies!
we all know there's no doors left after the Great Door War of 2044!

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well, with that out of the way, let's get back on track, shall we?

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submaps, baby submaps~♫

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sub maps and split paths? aww, game, you shouldn't have ♥

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super alien 64, coming this summer to the sega dreamcast

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what a brave and responsible leader (temp)

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for his unchivalrous behaviour, the space police sentence him to 40 years in time jail
which is like regular jail, but in a time pocket so no real time passes

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calamari steals the space cop's lunch
which is a pretty ballsy move for an already wanted criminal

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these aliens had a TON of health, but calamari managed to put 'em down

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jinkies! we've been bamboozled!

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oh hey, its a new enemy! the 'retro-definitely not a game and watch-puter!

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yelsey does a cute little kitty dance to help his friend!
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oh no! the power of rectangles is too strong!
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oh ouchies that hurt
its basically a team-wide version of the scientist's glitch attack

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hit us with an aoe, time for an aoe heal, baby
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wow mikko, you're actually useful for once
its incredible
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and as a bonus, he gets a relationship level with yelsey! all around a pretty rad turn

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normally it'd take more than a whirlwind to dismantle a nintendo product, but this one's a bootleg, so we're good

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daww, thats a really cute item
might be a bit gritty through, pixels arent exactly the smoothest meal around

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more new enemies! almost all of these seem like they'd fit better in a sci-fi setting than a beach one, but hey

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sharing is caring! and grandpa mikko never leaves home without a pocket of grandpa candy
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lucky level 13, yo

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enemies here can really take a beating, but they're relatively simple to fight, yo

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i decided to take a hands-off approach to this level, sicne bk's not in the mix, and not use any sprinkles
as such, they ate a shitload of candy and bananas, so both of those got upgraded

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bk's anti-depressants finally kicked in! now i just gotta wait for mine to start working again >.>

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two relationship levels, two steps closer to jesus
...what the FUCK does that mean, me?

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back to business as usual with these rolls, now that our mighty leader is back

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south at the intersection reveals...

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free liquids! the best kind of liquids

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'ivyyyyy...
this is the voice inside your heeeeead...
drink the weird stuuuuuuff...


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'you got it, chief!'

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ah yes, the ol 'bottle of sand lying in the middle of the road' prank
a classic!

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ah yes, the ol 'a couple of aliens' prank
a classic!

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reminder to smooch your kitty today
its important

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enjl didnt commit any crimes or anything the space police just didnt like his face so they gave him 30 years in time jail

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oh god yelsey's face
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'BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD'

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bk levels up! turns out alien meat is very nutritious

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THREE robots?! now you're being silly

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bk is still bad at things

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three non-melee classes teaming up to do roughly the same damage one melee class could

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speaking of melee classes, here's two bruisers and our exploder for the next level
NEXT EPISODE
Our heroes continue to delve through another very unique and interesting dungeon!

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IS THIS GONNA BE THE LAST GAME?
SAIKI TALKHAUS NO PSI NAN 2
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Postby BurntTenda » 1 year ago

Darn it bk you make me want to get Ni No Kuni 2
Something goes here sometime.
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Postby bkamakaze » 1 year ago

POST GAME
EPISODE ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY-SEVEN
oh hey 127 i know that guy

Emerald Splash!
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get it because everythings green and its a water area
jokes!

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kicking things off bright and early with a split path, yo

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maybe snurps are the proto-aliens
they're roughly the same shape and everything

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aliens are unfamiliar with the concept of 'getting out of the way'

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as evidenced here by them getting blasted into next tuesday

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a THORSTY BOI
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i didnt know robots needed to drink
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as a military weapon, sturg's used to a different kind of shots
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who keeps leaving all these bottles of sand lying around

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another verse, same as the first

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WE'RE RICH, BOYS
WE'RE ROLLING IN DOUGH
a whole THREE HUNDRED GOLD

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lets bring a bit of royalty for the second half

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and now for the bottom two paths

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bananas in a box, bananas in a box~♫

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and now for the bottom two paths part 2: the sequel to part 1

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return of these nerds
including the shiftiest alien ever on the left

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the ANGRIEST PUDDI
D:<

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ivy couldnt explode that whole trip, and he got withdrawls

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two bruisers and two supports
we're ready for action, baby
Crossroad Clearing!
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this dungeon seems really short and sweet
kinda glad i did all that messing around beforehand

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oh man a bunch of really unappetising foodstuffs, all in one chest!
its the deal of a lifetime!

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oh great
calamari were you not watching the like three other people that drank sand
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...apparently not
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it turns out calamari just really really likes the taste of sand
he just lays face down on beaches and munches away in his spare time

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i mean, yeah i guess finding cactus juice in a cave in the middle of nowhere thats really really far away from a desert is a pretty 'rare!' thing
cant argue with that

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man these robots are so doofy looking
its just a toaster taped to a unicycle and a face drawn on the front

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calamari, like all cats, has a penchant for destroying other people's technology

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in the end, it was human cuisine that defeated the alien menace
it turns out they were allergic to gluten

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two relations level up
soon we'll reach the point where we're gonna be able to walk around the house in our underwear and not have everyone scream and have their eyes melt out of their skulls

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see? this is a good dungeon
the levels are short, the enemies are straight forward, and the pudding is cute :3
Stop! Hammer Time!
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as usual, awaiting us at the end of the cave, is our destination

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ah yes, in the weird stinky goop cave

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oh right, they came here for some fresh air
...boy i bet it stinks in here
all that slime in the back has gotta be BAD for the lungs

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so bad for the lungs that it does THIS

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you've heard of the thingumabobber, now get ready for the Whatzit Hammer!

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this thing's not messing around, comin' out swinging with the 3 attacks in one turn

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triple combo strike! can you tell which one of those hits was the actual melee class?

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oh no! it knows the 'College Attack!'

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and then we could... heal back and forth
forever
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remember kids
sharing is caring unless you're sharing with enjl then its a crime

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in the end, they hit really hard, but didnt have a whole lot of hp
not the most challenging boss fight

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normally floating singing disembodied faces are a bad thing, but this time's an exception

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a solid 10 grand of exp nets levels for both bk and kapus
not bad for one day's work

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spooky scary hammer ghost

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you are welcome, mate
escorting people to dangerous place that they shouldnt really be going is a hobby of mine

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beat a mallet, get a mask
makes sense to me
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bk can't use it as his current class, but we'll give it to him for later

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turns out chugging weird cave sline is really good for your voice!
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i wonder who'd win in a singing contest, whatzit or owl
considering they're essentially the same character, it'd be real close

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ivy 'exploded' in the privacy of his own room, so he's feeling better now

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cats bonding and an experiment in food sciences!

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bk god dangit
we were going so well without this happening

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lat enters the matrix

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ivy does some glitter-themed makeovers

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sturg for some ungodly reason decides that the best material to make a tank out of
is ice

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a support, two dps and a tank
we're the generic rpg squad, baby
NEXT EPISODE
We find a new quest and do something a little special (which I'll describe below)!

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ITS OKAY TO KILL THEM
PINK: WATER THIEVES AND TALKHAUS THIEVES
So guys, we're a decent chunk into the post game, so I believe it's time to mix things up
For the next episode, im going to recruit some new party members
and it's up to YOU GUYS to decide who gets added to the party
there's gonna be FOUR NEW RECRUITS
also there's a few rules:
1. you can't vote for your own mii, you gotta vote for something else
2. it can be any mii thats been featured so far, and that includes plot characters
3. you can vote for up to four DIFFERENT people, and each person you vote for will get ONE vote point
4. i'll leave this open for a day or two without an update so people have time to get their stuff in order
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I vote for cutes.
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I'll vote for pholtos and Salmon
Something goes here sometime.
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Postby pholtos » 1 year ago

Anyone else got any votes for the puddi? ( '^')
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POST GAME
EPISODE ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY-EIGHT


well, since we got like,
a whopping one vote
in the roughly one week since i put the vote open
i guess its pretty obvious who got in, huh?

Tragic Comedy!
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before we go and meet our new arrivals, lets get a new quest to do

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hey, its picochilla, the really weird and unsettling looking pachirisu!
apparently theyre funny

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well, damn dude, i know this place isnt the fanciest town in the land, but calling it the dumps is a bit harsh

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how many times did you try and eat them

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wow what a mean dude/dudette/duderino

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i dont know when the next vgc is, but im sure you're gonna need a tag partner, yeah

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look buddy, im no expert, but that sounds like a bad idea
unless your comedy show is 'Guy Gets Murdered By A Monster'

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finally, with that prize i can ascend to the heavens and take my rightful place on the throne of olympus

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i mean, there's aliens there
aliens are pretty funny
like that one with the mouth in a mouth that killed a ton of people
that movie was a comedy, right guys?

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well shit
i dont know the first thing about being funny
Royal Arrivals!
The people person has spoken!




Everyone give a warm welcome to our new friends:
Princess pholtos! (who's hair that the npc used wasnt available so i had to improvise)
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and

King Salmon the Pop Star! (who lost a lot of weight and also spine segments while we were gone)
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now, all characters, unless recruited post-quest, start at level 1
so before we get onto pico's quest and continue the game, we gotta do some grinding, yo
and for that, we need to pay a visit to otherworld (the endgame area where we fought mata hari)
because there's one area there that has:
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these guys! and they respawn! (granted, the encounter is randomly selected from a bunch of snurp-themed battles, but still)

so i battled a whole bunch, and a ton of events happened
brace yourself for a dump of images, yo

first off, we hit some milestones:
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first off, 2450 rescues nets a slightly larger sprinkle container
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at 2500, we max out our sprinkles! and our safe spot becomes maximum safe!
we did it guys, we saaaaaaaaaved the wooooooorld!

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oh hey mr jesus long time no ominous spooky disembodied voice!

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turns out trapping souls into containers and sprinkling them on the wounded is a fairly good idea

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dont lie to me, disembodied voice
i know neither of us has a heart

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we're already in the post game, buddy
that ship has sailed

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including, but not limited to:
gary larson
barry larson
gary arson
barry larson jr
raphael the teenage mutant ninja turtle
larry larson

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hey dont tell me what to do, you big dumb omnipotent voice

despite not being the focus of this segment, time moves forward and with it, the relationships between our heroes
so here's a massive dump of relationship levels

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take THAT annoying three pronged levels!
you're not the kings of big image dumps anymore!

and now for some equipment and stuff:

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bk assumes his true form: the ultimate pudding

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calamari gets a fuzziness upgrade
its expensive, but fuzziness is an important stat

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listen, you already know what this link leads to

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i got the fan from the catalogue (because bk already had one), then :3 bought a new dress and beat me to the throne on olympus
-w-

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huh
yelsey was supposed to be in this image but for some reason its blank
i think i need to get my 3ds checked

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rocky's on a mission from god

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kapus obtains Mana, the heavenly food of the gods
...or just an mp sweet

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salmon is really really bad at this shopping thing
(he also bought a 'strawberry outfit' or whatever it was called, and i got him a gold microphone from the catalogue too)

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lat reveals that they were secretly a dentist this whole time

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calamari and yelsey get married

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while grinding, rocky leveled up and learned how to bring people back to life by singing

also this moment happened and i feel like i should include it

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aww, poor pholtos experiences the 'bk is bad at cooking' disease
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gooey friend soldiarity
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THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP PURGED THE UNDERCOOKED CHICKEN BREAST FROM pHOLTOS'S STOMACH (OR WHATEVER PORINGS HAVE IN THE PLACE WHERE STOMACHS GO)

...well that was a very long unnecessary detour
but after all that, pholtos is now level 24 and salmon is level 23
also im pretty sure that bk, rocky, yelsey and ivy leveled up through that (i took them on the grinding because they have multitarget attacks)

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im gonna keep them around for the rest of this quest, just so they can get a bit of screen time
but after that, they'll be added to the roll roster as 10 and 11 (pholtos and salmon respectively)
Beach 2: With a Vengeance!
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well here we are again, its always old song jokes
but this submap actually looks semi-original, so thats a plus
there's a door! :o

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he is round and also warm

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pholtos you're literally a sphere
i dont think its physically possible for you to sit

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CACTUUUUUUUUUUS
...why is there a cactus in this cave

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how many needles? normally 1000 is enough

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calamari has very realistic economic goals
'hey what would you do if you won the lottery'
'ge̵͜͏t̀͠ ҉a҉̧̀ ͜c̸͞a̢̧t̸̢͟'

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salmon knows
he knows the prophecy
of what happens when john 'whimsical calamari' arbuckle gets a cat
and how his life will change forever

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it turns out this whole series was a prequel to jim davis's masterpiece

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salmons been in this party for one day and he's already sick of everyone's shit

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bk i dont know how you keep sensing things beneath the surface of the earth, but you do you buddy

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Left!

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well, at the very least there's dirt there
that's something!
dirt is great!

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man digging a hole with your bare hands is a nasty feeling
like, if its mud or something then maybe someone out there'd like it
but this looks like dusty, dry-ass dirt and thats just unpleasant

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bk had been digging for a solid 2 hours and completely forgot why he was doing it
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a solid grandio
dunk that shit right in the bank

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this chest opened automatically so i missed the timing real bad
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a door key? what a dorky prize!
...
ill see myself out

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...that whole area had no battles or anything in it wow
NEXT EPISODE
More moist cave delving! Please don't misunderstand that!

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OKAY TIME OUT
ITO JUNJI: TALKHAUS
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I will misunderstand that the way I want to
Something goes here sometime.
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I think my antivirus doesn't like the image host you're using because recently I've been getting warning popups when I open this thread and none of the screenshots are loading :c
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POST GAME
EPISODE ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY-NINE


oh geez, sorry about that rocky
ill try a different one this time, its difficult finding one that both works and is good D:
so fingers crossed this one actually, yknow, works and doesnt kill anybody
(lemme know if anybody has any issues, ill try to fix things whenever i can)

Middle of the Road!
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while we do have the key, lets do the other options first, since that probably leads the to the destination

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oh no a troll!
its mid-era internet memes all over again!

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now we can see the ouo face on the regular

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have you ever managed to uppercut four people with a single attack? this guy has

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pholtos's first official battle and he's already getting his butt kicked

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its time for bk to show why he earned those michelin stars
hint: he stole them with a crowbar
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animation wise, its identical to the other cooking skills, just with some added sparkles
which, i mean, is always good
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a solid 150 healing, that's really good, seeing as how our whole party has under 150 max hp

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sturg, you've been on the internet for like 60 years
surely you know better than feeling bad for the trolls
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god that slap
the windup and full palm contact
a hell of a slap
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b 'any excuse to get really mad at sturg' k

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the two newbies kick some butt

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gonna be a bit before these two goobers catch up, but they're getting there

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(i didnt get a picture of this second encounter but you can see the lineup here)
bk gets revenge on sturg by feeding him the spiciest ice cream he's ever seen
dont ask how bk even managed to do that, because im pretty sure he doesnt know
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god sturg's coked-up face makes this 10x more terrifying

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OwO
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pholtos thats only covering half of your face
this is barely working
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it did, however, get both sturg and salmon
maybe it only affects grumpy old men

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'they said i was crazy stuffing all those heart shaped balloons under my skirt, but WHOS LAUGHING NOW?!'
(he also did this to bk, so the quarrel is over on both sides)

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:3

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defence down is no laughing matter, fellas

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i like that when sturg does a pincer, he drives right up to the enemy and pointblank blasts his cannon into it
which, fun fact, is also how he flirts

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robots and fossils
in the distant future, the two will be the same

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deep fried fossils, coming to a fish and chip shop near you
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you heard it here first guys
pholtos thinks im cool :3
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bk misunderstands 'cool' as 'cold' and is now convinced he has the flu

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WELCOME TO THE TEAM
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i mean, of all the party members, pholtos IS the most cannonball shaped

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yelsey tried drinking some of the weird green goo in the cave
it dissolved his entire stomach

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everyone knows jon arbuckle is a big fan of heavy ordinance

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kapus visits the antique store and glues a whole bunch of pottery to her armour

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lets bring kapus for a bit
i dont have a reason why i just picked one at random
Poppin' Locks!
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two options: treasure and doors
lets grab the loot before doing the work :3

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a decent chunk of change
who's putting this money in weird caves

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yknow put a mattress in one of those chests and it'd be a pretty rad bed
i mean, like, with some airholes or something
oh and we got some tickets two i guess

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dangit bk
i dont even like lollies :c
...both kinds if you're thinking like that, you dirty bugger

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when trusting bk to actually buy the thing, gambling's got your back

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calamari can cruise with us for this one

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well, since that was so short, lets do this too because its also fairly short

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bk doesnt know what doors are confirmed

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hrm...
if only we had a fresh, oven-baked baguette, i bet that would fit...

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whoooooa i completely forgot about that fresh, oven-baked baguette!

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we did it guys! we solved the puzzle!

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take THAT weird giant stone door in the middle of a cave!
Desert King of the Ocean Cave!
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wow this dungeon was really short
there was like
one actual level

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where will you be when diarrhea strikes

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fact: ancient egyptians didnt have mouths
thats why there are no recordings of their voices

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fashion pharaoh in the house!

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i... dont think that's soup

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i still like the animation of this attack a whole bunch
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pfft
pholtos's face is the gift that keeps giving
eyeliner game on point

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*distant egyptian poring noises*

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geez, im glad ive got so many sprinkles because god damn this guy hurts
and by 'this guy hurts' i mean 'the newbies have like 0 defence'

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the real reason egyptians loved cats was because jim davis was the first pharaoh

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salmon's never eaten bk's 'chicken surprise' before, so now's the perfect chance
spoilers: the surprise is cyanide

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oh no pholtos!
i probably should have warned everyone that if you die in miitopia you die in real life too
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AN EYE FOR AN EYE MOTHERFUCKER
AND YOU'RE ABOUT TO GET A MICROPHONE IN YOURS

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when in doubt, the 'calamari railgun' is always a good solution
and that's the beast defeated!

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bk having the dawning realisation that the mission was not 'kill the monster', it was 'recruit the monster for a comedy show'
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'...wait shit'

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how the hell did you get here
why didnt you just come and do this yourself if you can get here this easy

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my bloodlust cannot be contained

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yay i did it! :D

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'doing things the worst possible way but still demanding a reward: the bk story'

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for once the whole 'two princesses' thing is working out

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that you're not gonna outsource your 'partner recruiting' process to a team of bloodthirsty killers?

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yelsey's stomach regenerated, somehow
im not sure exactly how cat biology works but im pretty sure they can do that

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music and magic would die for each other, this is a fact

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and that, as somebody somewhere said probably, is that
NEXT EPISODE
We get back on that grind! Also quests that are unrelated to the grind and/or grinding!

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oh no pholtos!
i probably should have warned everyone that if you die in miitopia you die in real life too
*dies*
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POST GAME
EPISODE ONE HUNDRED AND THIRTY


sorry about the delay guys, ive been really busy with college
expect future updates to also be pretty patchy, since ive got a lot of stuff that needs doing in life and this takes a pretty hefty chunk of my evening

The Mayor of...!
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last time, like, twelve calendar years ago, we beat up a floating head and ruined a comedy show

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oh hey its metasomnia, a ghost, mayor and something else that i dont remember right now
but now also a chef

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blossom as in powerpuff girls blossom? i bet meta likes the new powerpuff girls
that weirdo

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oh shit
if a superpowered unkillable child stood no chance against these guys
what hope does an idiot pudding with a frying pan have?!

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me too, bud
me too

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dont worry mate
you know what they say, the more the merrier two frying pans are better than one

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whoa what a wild idea
talking to a quest giver and then going on a quest?
unthinkable!

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for once, its the mayor going to save the powerpuff girls

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fantastic is my middle name
its not really its ███████

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and if i had to guess, i'd say that's where it's ghontu
Snow Show!
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a new submap has opened up at the beginning of the wastes, and within is...
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...quizboy

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look man i dunno if you should be hanging around in the middle of a snowfield dressed in silk pajamas
im not an expert, but that just sounds like a bad idea

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sir mix-and-quiz-a-lot is in the house, baby
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its the return of the remix!

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*danny devito voice* i got four questions for ya

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question one: someone with fuzzy hair getting DIESEL
just getting RIPPED
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i could smell the lasagna from here, it was almost unsettling
hey guys quick aside here
why did jon make so much lasagna anyway?
like, a whole tray basically every day
he lived alone with his pets
and lasagna is like, a fairly time and effort consuming ordeal to do
who was he making it for?
who was gonna eat THAT MUCH lasagna if not garfield?
because jon always got really upset that garfield ate the lasagna
jon was never a very overweight man
like, not really really fit or anything, but not comically 'i eat an entire tray of lasagna every day' fat
whats going on, mr davis?
whats the truth

...ahem

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yay we got the question right! it was mr. calamari himself!

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boy howdy am i glad its not moneyman or i would never sleep again
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its coryman! the man who corys sometimes

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look guys i just dont think this new barbershop quartet is gonna work out
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mata hari's gotta have her big stinky robe thats definitely not just a old moldy duvet
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she smiles because she know's its true

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one of these days ill beat you physically, demon

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ah yes
game tickets
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those things that i have 99 of
Chilled Chest!
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the treasure space is both more inticing and closer to the start so it's our first port of call here

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god dammit, i was lured in by the promise of goodies and got only baddies! D:

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mallets? in THIS economy?! that's unlikely!

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lat continues to cause permanent damage to the landscape in the pursuit of progress
when will their rampant experimentation catch up with them?
only time will tell

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YES! ITS PERFECT
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the puddi has reached peak adorable
set phasers to cute

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not that he gets to wear his new perfect outfit for long, because now bk has to do his royal duties
Going For A N-Ice Stroll!
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okay that one's a bit of a stretch but come on guys gimme a break

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kicking everything off bright and early with a split

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what if ive been looking at these 'single things in a chest' situations all wrong
and its like those mint bowls at restaurants that are like 'take one'

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meanwhile salmon and rocky have a crisis over what organic means
those idiots, its OBVIOUSLY a type of goose! god! its so obvious!

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second verse, similar to the first but we changed the tense of some words so it gives a posthumous feel

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double griffin action!
its like watching two episodes of family guy at once!
which is to say: twice as horrible and probably gonna kill you
please dont do that to yourself

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as karmic punishment for mentioning the forbidden television program, we all take a hit
i would like to apologise to the world for making them remember that it exists

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calamari levels up, producing a whole tray of lasagna from the aether
i really wish he would stop its really unnerving the way he slowly regurgitates a whole, untouched tray of piping hot lasagna every time he levels up

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queens and knights making some pals

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double the princesses, double the snuggles

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and now we do the two top paths that are, i bet, a battle then a chest

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an enterprising archeologist and her latest finds...

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...got blown to smithereens by a chill-ass wizard

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gaining more and more power from his explosions, ivy has a shocking revelation

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upsy daisy, upsy i-dont-remember-the-rest-of-the-words-y

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lo and behold, the pattern of 'bottom treasure top treasure' holds true
free sweeties!

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music and magic meld marvelously, and two nerds cuddle for a bit

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hey guys remember the polka-dot set? yeah salmon is a LIIIIIIITTLE behind in equipment

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a bunch of hairy men and a pudding who may or may not be a very hairy man in real life
NEXT EPISODE
We potentially finish this little detour to the frozen... west? Yeah I'm pretty sure this is on the west of the map

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just stopping by to say that i still read and appreciate each of these and fully support you uploading them on a whenever-you-have-spare-time basis
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Postby bkamakaze » 1 year ago

POST GAME
EPISODE ONE HUNDRED AND THIRTY-ONE


im semi-caught up with where im supposed to be college-wise, so i think i have enough time to bust out one of these
i always feel super bad leaving these hanging, but i cant really do much to fix that situation :s

anyway, enough of the moaning and groaning i always do with these things, lets do a talktopia, yo

Snowflake Scene!
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these poor dorks have been standing out in the snow for a week
im surprised theyre not dead yet

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what's dictating where the split paths are
this is a snow covered wasteland and we just see a sign that says 'path split < >' and go 'yeah okay'
whats stopping us from just walking in a straight line

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man thats a lot of hammers
if only there was a time that dictated when these kinds of tools were to be used

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with their powers combined, they almost have a full face

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taking a tank shell directly to the chest hurts about as much as you'd expect

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bk levels up! turns out refrigerating your pudding is a good thing :3

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a bit of extra pocket money just lyin' around, always nice

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mikko thought that diving into a snow drift naked would be a faster, more efficient way of bathing
he was wrong

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whimsical 'john arbuckle' calamari once again affirms his strong belief in increased military spending

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CAUGHT IN THE ACT
WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING
NAPPING?!
DESPICABLE

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alrighty, onto part 2 of this level

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pictured: part 2 of this level

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no, as a matter of fact, i did not know that

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dont complement him bk, it will only go to his head

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since you dont, yknow, have a saxophone
im interested how you'll pull that off

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sure, this time, let's see what he has to offer

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okay everybody, you heard the man
close your eyes

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man this sure is great in a image-only format
listen to those dulcet tones
that wonderful instrument known as a saxophone

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thank you so much for that, meta
i feel fully revitalized and refreshed
my soul has been purified by your wonderful music

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a single, solitary banana
its tiny and underwhelming
but thats just because its cold out here

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the ghontu retirement home is having an excursion, and nurse griffin is here to supervise

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excursion survival rate: 0%

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slambo ate one of the fossils
we told him not to but he kept saying something like 'aged to perfection' and 'vintage'

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oh great, we're going into the boss fight with the two newbies
thanks, dice roller
Itsy Bitsy Freezer!
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welp, here we are, destination reached

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dont worry bud, we're gonna banish you to the shadow realm once we're done here

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ENEMY SPOTTED

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i feel like there'd be a powerpuff girls episode about spiders

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nintendo once again demonstrating that they dont know how faces work

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oh, and some trolls are here too
no idea why but theyre here

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bloody hell salmon your defense is like
totally non-existant

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get things started off right, buff the heavy hitter and shield the weaker dudes
bk gets nothing because he's a butt

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only one started dancing
how rude :c

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the other one was brutally executed for not contracting disco fever

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and the power of friendship kills the other one
killin' them with kindness, yo
and bludgeoning

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he's not scared, he's just worried that he wont have time to cuddle all of them! D:

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what's neat is meta's spicy dish doesnt spark any relationship issues since he's not a full time party member
im pretty sure i explained that with another chef ally, but still
its neat

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hey rude dont hurt pholtos
he's doing his best out there

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and with one final warhead...
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b-bk, the camera is over here
bk please
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sturg becomes a god of plasma weaponry

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blossom why are you so tall
were the cartoons just
not to scale or something

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not sick enough to stop busting out sick saxophone solos

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you have super powers

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caring_comment_01.exe

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yall are welcome, yo
now give me my money

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heck yeah, CASH
DOSH
MOOLAH

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hey meta quick question
why are you living with a powerpuff girl

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mikko somehow recovered from full body frostbite

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kitty and poring cuddle time provides ample results

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im pretty sure there's some martial art involving the lotus
but i know for sure that mikko does not know that

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alright, boss down, time to move on with our lives
Undead Vengeance!
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yup, its that time again folks
let's roll the dice and get a new quest

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bk takes a skeleton fist to the face

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yall might remember insaneintentions as the prince from a faraway land in the early game
he's done some soul searching since then, becoming a devout follower of Mii Jesus, and mastering the kung fu art of 'teriyaki'
or at least thats what he was told by the homeless guy who taught him said

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nobody tell him that the love of his life is travelling with us
its a seeeeecret

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judging by your combat skill when we last met, i wouldnt be surprised

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sinister plant? that doesnt sound like an area we've been to yet

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gotta get beefy! strengthen your muscl- wait

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just looking and reporting back? yeah we can do that, easy

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'hey help me with this thing and ill give you a rad looking knife'
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SOLD

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im pretty sure he has no idea we ruined his love life and future of power as king of greenhorne

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it should be fiiiiine, we dont even have to fight it!
...right?
...RIGHT?!
NEXT EPISODE
We head off towards the Sinister Plant, looking for the beast that beat Insane!

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I'm glad that we are now facing the implications of the princess and the king just kinda traveling with bk now
Something goes here sometime.
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Postby bkamakaze » 1 year ago

Once again, sorry about the delays
I'm on the final week of this trimester at college, so things are getting pretty tight for time
Once I'm on break I'll probably be able to resume regular updates, so y'all can look forward to that
in the mean time, have a picture of a goose

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:O

What does Geese do? :o
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Postby bkamakaze » 1 year ago

POST GAME
EPISODE ONE HUNDRED AND THIRTY-TWO


*cracks knuckles*
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thanks for sticking with me guys
a combo bad cold + final week of the trimester really did a number on me, so my brain's still a little shot
let's see if i remember how to do these

Planting Our Feet!
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last time, insane can out of retirement to send us to a factory
i dont remember why, honestly, but im sure it wasnt important

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it opened up a new little area here under the other factory
competing factories! this is truly a post-capitalism wasteland

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man this place has a pretty rad aesthetic
it also has hoeloe, chillin' out in a weird factory for some reason

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oh no hes screaming about frozen food again
dont make eye contact lat just back away slowly

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while he was busy weeping over how good the frozen dinners were, we snagged a couple from his lunchbox

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well with that silly little detail out of the way, lets do the treasure space

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you can tell its sinister because the lighting is red
that cant be good for employee health

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ew liquorice
who would create such vile creatures?!

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the potions lat uses probably taste better than liquorice

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LEOPARD
PRINT
LAB
COAT

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for such a short level, it sure was a good bonding experience

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bk wins 2nd place

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lets grab the double cats and a priest and roll out
Check Your Factories!
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despite having its own submap for some reason, this area seems really short

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big beefy boys and their tiny disgusting children

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enjl actually being useful for once :O

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and for his service he can join bk's legion of the undead >:3

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the final blow is struck by a couple of nerds
it turns out demons are weak to people who stay inside all day

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wouldnt be a miitopia area without some split paths

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i know ive done this joke before but any time three buff guys are in remote proximity to each other this auto plays in my brain

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you guys need to chill out! B)

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listen
a bunch of these attacks happened this fight
and id just like to show
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meanwhile, in the realm of actual combat

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kitty wants pets!!!

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bk no! this is a family friendly thread!

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cats are good at killing demons
at least, thats what it said on calamari's business card

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another split, this level's gonna take a while, yo

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return of the bootysnakes
and some jellies too i guess

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enjl this is no time to get stoned!

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bk uses his signature talent of getting the crap beaten out of him to win

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it turns out being rock solid is good for your experience

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not gonna lie, this is probably my favourite vampire outfit (so far, anyway)

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enjl actually starts looking like an actual priest

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heading back into things, we have to fight these weenies again

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oh god that face
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salmon no

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talkin' about flower power

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sturg is clearly playing favourites today
and he has picked correctly B)

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JUST IN CASE THERE WAS ANY DOUBTS
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NOT. HAPPY. STURG!

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salmon's right on things, here to patch up some relations

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sturg is not happy about people butting in to his business

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and so, hell froze over

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being bullied by sturg gave mikko a thicker skin
no seriously its like an inch thicker we're really concerned for his health

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down we go, baby

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a wiener, some nuts, and some weird white stuff

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calamari got dysentery

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we're gettin' back in there, yo

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I forgot to take a picture of this fight's lineup, but pholtos's dance sequence will help
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it's a deadly demon, two liquorice slimes and a very dangerous bomb
of which two are now jamming out to the funky :3 beats

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kapus goes full anime with her Exploding Sword Ultra Doom Strike

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...and enjl steals the glory

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more exciting path clearing action

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oh no! not bk and pholtos! D:
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they're both arguing over which one is cuter
bk says pholtos is, pholtos says bk is
its a never ending cycle

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dr pholtos, on the case

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lets see if a wizard can defeat a factory

forgo the enemy lineup again D:
it was a deadly demon and two liquorice jellies

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ivy's GIGA PISSED
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a big ol' cone of lightning that deals a buttload of damage

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a flurry of blows from yelsey puts an end to the demonic menace

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this should be the last trip for this stage, thankfully

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man that demon on the left looks really really shifty

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bk actually hit with demonic whispers!!
its a christmas miracle!!

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and again the glory is stolen by a dork in a mumu

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but bk gets the last laugh, leveling up from his miraculous victory

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the old calamari died, but we hired a very convincing stunt double

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dont tell me what to do

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and with that, the level is finally done
NEXT EPISODE
Let's mass produce some progress in the factory!

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POST GAME
EPISODE ONE HUNDRED AND THIRTY-THREE

i was at my parents house for a weekish, and since all my files for this are saved on my pc, i couldnt really make things
man, this is just a series of excuses on why i dont do the thing :/

Production Procession!
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these poor children have been waiting in this factory this whole time
im pretty sure there's laws about that

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hrm... i wonder what the weak point of this lineup is

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i did it! i solved the puzzle!

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guest starring sturg as 'guy who looks like a used toothbrush'

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wait shit he's dead
oh god

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ah well, nothing we can do
ill call bean in the morning and tell him the good news

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the only thing dangerous here is those eyebrows, holy moly

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kneel before the power of asthma!
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i feel like if your microphone contains the explosive force of a military-grade missile, then you should ask for your money back

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man, thats like a whole three course meal right there
entre[e with the thing on it], main and dessert

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two normal relationship levels, then calamari and kapus get stuck in the heart dimension to atone for their crimes

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oppa gingham style
...oh sorry guys someones at the door
it was the police im going to joke prison

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oh geez, pholtos and bk are still arguing over who's cuter, i forgot
Fire-Breathing Foreman!
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welp, this has been really short gameplay-wise
but to make up for it i dragged this level out for ages irl so things are balanced
thats my excuse and im sticking to it

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god i hope this big scary dragon didnt hear that

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i dont remember why we're fighting a dragon, but realistically, do we need a reason?

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now thats what i call a warm welcome

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we're already fighting one another, might as well make things worse, yo
plus returning the favour of fire-breath is considered polite in dragon culture

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oh no these dorks
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poor dragon got caught in the middle of a Cuddle-Off™
those bruises never heal

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dont worry guys! healing is on the way!

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wait shit no
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GOTTA LOVE HEALING THAT TAKES TIME TO PREPARE YEP SURE IS USEFUL

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oh jesus christ this is going so poorly
all my friends are dead: the novel

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and so begins enjl's dramatic anime vengeance season

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i only get one revival sprinkle per battle, so of course im reviving best boy™

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unfortunately, the one person who can fix this situation is currently really fucking pissed and wont stop attacking

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from one incredibly unhelpful status effect to another
cmon enjl buddy you need to fix this

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oof ow ouchie my everything

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THANK YOU FINALLY
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bk has gone to hell twice in one battle, but come back to finish the fight
...or more likely get murdered again

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several spinkles and attack tanking later, kapus is back! hooray for cheating death and spitting in the face of mortality! :D

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VIOLENCE!

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man enjl is actually being useful for once
i mean, its his birthday, so i SUPPOSE he can get some spotlight
oh and pholtos is alive again
he's like a basketball we just need to reinflate him when he dies

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...oh dear
when they said 'this may be challenging at your current level' they werent kidding, yo

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let's get SPICY

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oh no they got spicy back
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we couldnt handle the spiciness D:

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nobody tell bk how badly this is going

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despite being 8hp, enjl still prioritises his teammate's health over his own
he's the absolute mvp of this battle for sure

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thankfully, we have two healers, so we can always heal back and forth
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plus a bonus relationship level for good measure

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gotta love getting double roasted by fire
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fun for the whole family

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kapus has gotta be at least part cat for the number of lives she's lost in this fight

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we're having like no chance of actually attacking at this rate, maybe getting one hit in between double fire death strikes
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kapus dies forever
and bk just chills out behind everybody where he cant die

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ENJL HAS HAD ENOUGH
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and he... succeeds? what

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how the hell did we survive that holy moly

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bk, completely forgetting that everyone he knows is dead, celebrates!

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oh right we were supposed to go tell insane that the dragon is here
whoops

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im sorry my bloodlust cannot be sated
i should have mentioned that when i took the job

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are you gonna pay for the funerals of kapus and pholtos
and sturg too because he's dead but for different reasons

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he just kinda stabbed bk
just shoved the damn knife into him
which is kinda rude but i mean i guess we have a cool knife now

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yknow i dont know if i said it before but i do really like yelsey's outfit
he looks like a legit adventurer and purple suits him :3

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i guess he didnt see the fight
yikes

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if your fighting style is anything like it was in chapter one, then i would like that

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bk and pholtos have completely forgotten what they were even fighting about and went back to cuddling as per usual

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i did some spins on the ol' roulette wheel to burn some of these 99 tickets
got a couple of relationship levels for the newbies

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and leveled them up to the same level as the rest of the team
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plus salmon channels his inner celine dion

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the others get a well deserved rest/burial after that shitshow of a battle
time to get some fresh peeps back in the mix
NEXT EPISODE
We grab a new (sorta) quest, and dash of to somewhere else! Exciting!

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AFRO DODGE! AFRO HIT WITH STICK!
TRANSCEND THE GODS: THE TALKHAUS TROOP
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Re: TALKTOPIA - Post-Game Adventures! (sign ups welcome!)

Postby Bean » 1 year ago

I'm a bit behind on the post-game adventure stuff, but I'll try and catch up with it later this week. This series too good to miss out on.

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Postby bkamakaze » 1 year ago

POST GAME
EPISODE ONE HUNDRED AND THIRTY-FOUR


my washing machine overflowed today, so now my laundry smells like butts :c
drain was blocked, so im gonna have to sort that out soonish

anyway, enough about me, lets do a thing

A Tenda Touch!
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last time we had absolutely no trouble defeating a big red dragon
thats a 100% accurate summary of the last episode, i promise
now we've gotta find a new quest

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tenda you've gotta stop standing around in the street talking to yourself

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i hope he's not talking about me

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his adoring fans include:
his mum
thats it

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they say he's a dreamer, but he's probably the only one

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bk's considering leaving
these discussions never end well

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thats the face of pure mischief right there

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i nearly died yesterday! :D

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if its not your credit card, im not interested

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no, those are elves
i know they're weird but we shouldn't think about them too much

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thats called sunburn
elves are pale as porcelain so the sun basically murders them

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oh man
food is good
i need that to survive

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ugh, i GUESS ill go to Stinkville :/

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this is basically the same as the 'get experience' quest from a while back, but this time with food
there werent any other quests available, so yknow, at least this one gives me something semi-worthwhile

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he just handed me one of these and walked away

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welp, coming up next, we've got some snurps to muder

bonus:
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Into The Snurpzone!
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looks about the same as last time we were here, yo
every time i see those snurps i think their black underside is a moustache
anyway, we're heading to the middle space

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welp, hope you guys like incredibly easy battles against enemies that are like 20 levels lower than us
because we're gonna be doing a lot of them

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hey lat do you think you could glitch this game hard enough to remove this level from it

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three pronged bad times, followed by two pronged bad times

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get outta here ya little nerds

well time to roll out the ol' dumb-level procedures

ENCOUNTERS!
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well at least theyre weak
but that just kinda makes it even more boring

BONDING!
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that one calamari and rocky image looks like theyre just standing around, praising the sun

GOODIES!
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bk gets two new outfits, ends up looking like a Fancy Lad™
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a banana! :D
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we're not gonna acknowledge the first outfit there, no sir
we dont wanna think about salmon's veiny diaper
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two chests, one with basically no money in it, and another with some dang good food

OTHER THING!
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this didnt really fit into the other things but mikko got scurvy

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and we head once more... into the future!
Golden Timewaster!
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this golden boy is available now, so let's go bully him

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bullying completed

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alright, let's move deeper into the snurp stronghold

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well... i guess we just have to do the thing...

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sturg's about to go super saiyan on their asses
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blimey sturg
dont you think thats a bit of overkill??

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buckle up buckaroos, we're doing this again

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mo snurps, mo problems

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mercy is not a word in sturg's vocabulary

*sigh* here we go again fellas

SNURPS!
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so many snurps
there's just so many

FRIENDSHIP!
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love is in the air~♫
doo doodoo doo doodoo~♫

GEAR!
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two boxes of food, one drastically better than the other
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salmon performs a one man fashion show as he climbs the tiers of outfits

OTHER STUFF!
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chef bk gained a level through all of that
just the slow trickle of experience from all these low level snurps finally paid off
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kapus gets wet
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mikkofier scared off the scurvy
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pholtos came down with a bad case of cuteness disease
its incurable :c

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the beardy boys and two weirdoes
the dream team
NEXT EPISODE
We hopefully don't have any more of these three stage levels, and clear out the Snurp Forest!

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THAT'S STINGY
THE EMPEROR'S TALKHAUS
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Re: TALKTOPIA - Post-Game Adventures! (sign ups welcome!)

Postby BurntTenda » 1 year ago

I can't believe I sent you on a quest that has more than one three-pronged path things
Something goes here sometime.
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Postby bkamakaze » 1 year ago

POST GAME
EPISODE ONE HUNDRED AND THIRTY-FIVE


strange journey redux is pretty rad
really scratching my 'smt itch' that i was feelin' for a while

The Elbow of the Forest!
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thats a really bad title

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well, at least its only a two split this time

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i wonder how snurps are treated in their society
are the green snurps second class citizens? or are they just juvenile water snurps?
where do the rarer snurps fit into things?
nintendo wheres the snurp lore

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alright, its one of the ol' 'twin splitters' levels
nobody calls them that

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a trap?! WHO WOULD DARE

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oh its just the same snurps from before
they're determined, if nothing else

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why the heck was tenda saying 'this may be difficult at your current level'

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tanks, cats and cuties

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these levels are nice and simple, so this should take too long

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a random box full of fast food
i can feel the calories from here

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okay, one last push

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snuuuuuuuuuurps

i didnt take a picture of us killing them but let me reassure you all
it was amazing
there were explosions, and swords and guns and stuff
bruce willis was there
the fight got nominated for three oscars and a nobel prize in chemistry

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just guys bein' dudes
fellas bein' blokes
lads bein' bros

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the boys are back in town
(the boys are back in town)
Snurpocalypse!
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before we finish up here, lets fight the three snurps on the map

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snurp number one!
she likes long walks on the beach, arson, quiet movie dates and well dressed men!
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snurp number two!
he's a fitness nut who loves italian food! dont go in his basement!
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snurp number three!
a big fan of lord of the rings, this handsome man collects toenail clippings!
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right, with the impromptu dating program out of the way and all contestants murdered, lets move on

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oh shit its Big Tasty™

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and he's brought his entourage!

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oh jesus he hits hard
ow my face

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i dunno exactly how ranged attacks work with assists, but hey

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teamwork game too strong

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barely any exp or gold, but damn look at those radishes
demo would be proud

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the cuddle chronicles continue

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and thats that! a snurpy detour complete
Comedy Cat!
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im surprised the dragon isnt sick of us running back and forth to the traveler's hub all day

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not to be confused with their gourmet twin, who is, confusingly, also named hoeloe

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i mean, it IS almost winter here
even still, its not really cold persay

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its not easy, huh?! its not easy making a ton of unfunny jokes on the internet, HUH?!

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maybe you should have gone into food tasting like your sibling

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jokes weren't invented in a day! it took a huge team of scientists thirteen years to create the world's first 'joke'
and even then it wasnt even funny!

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i hear the harvest this year is plentiful

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oh great
a comedian
my favourite class

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wait what
you wanna go look for jokes
in a hellish frozen wasteland
...well it's your loss, buddy

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that is one hell of a fuckin' quest objective
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i wont say no to some new material, i thought things were getting a tad stale anyways

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this guy wont last five seconds
NEXT EPISODE
We go to the Ghontu Wastes to find us some wild, untamed comedy!

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BUT WHERE THOUGH?
FABLES OF THE GREEN TALKHAUS
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Postby bkamakaze » 1 year ago

POST GAME
EPISODE ONE HUNDRED AND THIRTY-SIX
a pretty late update because reasons
reasons, okay? OKAY?!

A Tale of Two Hoeloes!
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another day, another questline
lets get this snow on the road!

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...uh-oh
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well this is uh... awkward

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umm... hey hoeloe
long time no see

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your long lost twin sibling who was cast out of the family for practicing the dark art of stand-up comedy?!

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oh nevermind they're talking about the soup

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hoeloe #1 confirmed to be undead

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pholtos is desperately trying to remember what soup is

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christ that sounds a little too hot there bud maybe tone it back a little

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have we met? you seem strikingly familiar

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free soup, baby! free soup!

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soup: A C Q U I R E D
Cold Open!
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okay, lets try and forget about that weird instance of timelines overlapping and start doing things

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[put something philosophical about roads here]

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some 'new' enemies, some suits of blue armour and best girl

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the poppy goes down in one attack, because that entire enemy line is really weak

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bk's ability of being hit in the face really hard pays off once again

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and the power of teamwork takes out another
these armour enemies, as you could probably guess, can take a beating

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free money in the frozen wastes
call that cold hard cash

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an ice pokey! now 60% more polygonal!

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fun fact: pholtos smells like pure gasoline
we're pretty sure he's been drinking it while we weren't looking but we have no proof
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this armour is, like everyone else, deeply confused as to why this princess smells like gasoline

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...maybe this is why
lat's weird experimental compounds
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"i made them explode! :D"

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ivy's entire skeleton turned into saltwater taffy
we asked why but he just shrugged and said 'i dunno magic i guess'

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got another run to do here, yo

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pictured: the other run we had to do here, yo

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mikko finds candy on the ground and doesnt stop to think why its there
master detective

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who's armour was that anyway
where are the big beefy boys who that would fit
oh and a griffin is here too
i guess

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yelsey pretends he didnt here what the armour said, and the sheer awkwardness of the situation caused its body to stop working

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hey guys its the lord of the rings but cold
thats a really bad joke
good thing we're here looking for jokes

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remember to smooch your flowers

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towers, modern military and demons? what is this, shin megami tensei?

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one regular relationship level, and one fueled by gambling

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one level down, baby
Frigid Fighting!
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bk's jumping up, going for the chokeslam on hoeloe

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this is starting out as a carbon copy of the previous level

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oh no ive interrupted mrs. griffin and her spiky ice ball stacking practise

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dont worry, we can solve this, like all awkward situations, by impaling someone

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oh geez, her parents are home
they're not gonna be happy about us murdering their daughter in cold blood
everyone act cool

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it worked the first time, so impaling should work this time too
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"oh god what have i gotten involved in"

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if stabbing doesnt work, heavy ordinance is a good second option

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Well, now that we've killed a whole family
time to rob them
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oh shit they're on to me

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baby griffin, the last member of this family, taking a final stand over their legacy

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Has your adventure gone totally off the rails?
Is it just a sequence of gruesome murders to cover up an initial mistake?
Hi, I'm BK from LAT® Corp. with the exciting new product of 'Griffin-Be-Gone™'!
Just one spray of th- oh god
oh god its melting
oh jesus this is horrible
oh the flesh is just falling off
why would they make-
why wo-

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yay kapus leveled up! :D
making our way up to level 30 soon

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ivy im starting to think you just didnt wanna go on that level

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oh geez
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four relationship levels at the same time, baby

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okay, path clearing time is go

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and he went down, down, down to the... frozen ring of ice?

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hey, uh...
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hoeloe?
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you okay there bud?

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listen ive been asking that my whole damn life

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im sure theres a word for it and im pretty sure its illegal

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oh buddy, you've come to the right place

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y'all know what's coming

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well that was a thing that happened

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well it kinda ruins the surprise when i stuff the timing up like this

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a flower friend :o

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an even flowerier friend :O

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what did the five beans say to the face?
BOOP!
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they weren't- okay hoeloe whatever you say

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lat levels up from the power of S C I E N C E

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warning! friendship approaching!

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this is a bad team lineup
we're all support classes
what could pooooooooooossibly go wroooooooong????
NEXT EPISODE
Ice! Drama! Treasure! Probably more ice!

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SO NOW YOU'RE MORE POWERFUL
KATTE NI TALKHAUS
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