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EPISODE SIX


tfw you were epecting a package on friday and it does show up so instead you have to wait all weekend orz

A Chance Encounter!
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with a magic mayor in tow, we check out whats up next!

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wait...
i recognise that speech bubble!

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what are you doing hanging out in the middle of nowhere
dont you have important evil and/or canadian stuff to do

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or dehands, whichever comes first

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hey rude

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what do you think i am here?!
some kind of guy who makes JOKES?!

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pick your poison mate, stepmania or ddr
ill get the mats

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ah shit i forgot the whole 'immense dark powers' detail

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[insert that one really old joke here, you know the one]

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this mii turned out like 200x more horrifying than i had planned and i feel like thats appropriate

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please dont give them a close up

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behold!
the great and vaguely magical Mata Hari!

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hehehehe
he said poop

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maybe if you stopped running away for five seconds we could FIGHT

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i nearly DIED

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is that a bathrobe

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thats what Jesus keeps telling me

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'strong' is a very relative term
i am a man with a pan and i know how to cook ONE thing

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im glad the weird old lady with a stick and a bathrobe believes in me

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and then she scuttled away into the night
Onwards and Upwards!
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after meeting with the strange lady, a bunch of new locations opened up!

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and since the one to the north is very close to a treasure chest, my adventure sense tells me to go that way

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that sounds much lewder than i think it is

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oh god its her face again

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with like, 90% less cool posing

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hey guess what mata, you have some fanboys now

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another spoon fork in the road!

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well yknow what they say, the right path is right!

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ivy's got no idea where he is, man

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a new item! it's pretty sweet!

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and on the topic of new things, a new enemy!
...its a fart

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man we're just full of new things, today
cool powers activate!

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bonus damage! time to clean up the streets!

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apparently the fartstorm can heal itself
...not the most useful ability

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yelsey wants his new pal to see how cool he is!

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and in doing so, cleans up the rest of the crew!

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we got level ups across the board
that was a great fight

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yelsey gains the ability to be a sex offender!

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and ivy becomes a pyromaniac

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and, as is tradition, we find YET ANOTHER INN
Inntrigue!
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ah, another peaceful respite inn the local inn

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yelsey and bk get even...
cloooser :3

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and in doing so, learn a brand new skill

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what, am i not enough to satisfy you?!

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where the heck did you get money to buy a present

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man i cant be mad at yelsey's mii
he's too cute

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...what the fuck
yelsey we travel from inn to inn where the hell is ivy gonna keep a chandelier

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his dialogue says 'uwu' but his eyes say 'OwO'

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jeez thats a whole level up in closeness with one powermove
(and in doing so learned Show Off)

meanwhile

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:c
Whatever's Left!
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well now that we've explored the right path, it makes sense to go check out the wrong one!

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my mii's becoming more and more like me every day

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this way's guarded by a couple'a farters

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wait ivy dont play with fire near dangerous ga-
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not really, it just deals like, 9 damage
which is a decent amount!

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yelsey's gonna GET IN THERE

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FREEEEDOOOOOM
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aaand he stubbed his toe in the process

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we're up to a solid 20 faces saved
thats enough to fill a small pamphlet

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and now, the weather...

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birds are singing, flowers are blooming, and my frying pan thirsts for blood

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hrm... perfect for adventuring, eh?
maybe
JUST MAYBE
we could do, i dunno, some adventuring?

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or that
thats always a good option

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do you people even have homes

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now the juicy farts are backed up by some gerblins!

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in case anyone was wondering, yes, bk is still an idiot

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time for yelsey to hunt some boobies

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i place one card face-down!

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i dont know how you managed to trap a cloud of gas with a tripwire, but hey you do you, bud

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does that face not scream 'cool dude' to you

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several beatdowns later, we find a new item! Fartfloss!

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and not to mention, a big ol' chest
time for yelsey's booby trap to shine

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3... game tickets?
mysterious

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another innteresting journey, time for a well deserved rest
An Inntegral Moment!
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theres so many god damn inns inn this place
how do they all stay inn business?

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knock knock get the door it's F R I E N D S H I P

who could it be???
*drumroll but instead of drums it's various household objects*

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it's the mighty warrior Kapus!

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hey, puffin' is ivy's deal

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i feel like i should know a song lyric with 'warrior' in it but none are coming to mind

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i'll do my prinny best, dood!

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happy friendship dance! :D
NEXT EPISODE
We finish up at the inn, discover what these 'game tickets' are, and move on to the next areas!

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TUNE IN AGAIN, SAME TALKHAUS TIME, SAME TALKHAUS CHANNEL
ON
TALKHAUS DAIOH

...nope still not it
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Postby Picochilla » 2 years ago

I was expecting a Sonic Picture on that "Too slow..." quote.

But Matrix does ist also well.
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Postby Mata Hari » 2 years ago

I guess I failed to anticipate this

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Postby Bean » 2 years ago

See, bk gets these inn puns.

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Postby Sorel » 2 years ago

You could say they are inn-jokes at this point.
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Postby Lunikyuu » 2 years ago

how do you know they're puns and not just innocent misspellings?
super big thanks to bkamakaze for the avatar!
and this site for the other one!

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Postby Coryman » 2 years ago

What's everyone talkinn about?
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Postby pholtos » 2 years ago

Guys guys, clearly the number of them is innconsequential.
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Postby Picochilla » 2 years ago

you guys are really inncredible.....
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Postby Kapus » 2 years ago

I've got some sweet hairdye. Pretty innteresting.

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Postby Rockythechao » 2 years ago

I, for one, have no reservations about the direction this thread is headed. Gotta keep this suite pun train running, it's the only lodgeical course of action.

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Postby pholtos » 2 years ago

Rockythechao wrote: I, for one, have no reservations about the direction this thread is headed. Gotta keep this suite pun train running, it's the only lodgeical course of action.

reservatioinns directioinn trainn runninn actioinn
Just so long as no one gets hostel or anything.
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Postby YelseyKing » 2 years ago

These puns are just getting inntolerable.
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Postby Sorel » 2 years ago

I feel like most of these jokes fall flat.
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Postby BurntTenda » 2 years ago

That's what happens when you eat nose meat.
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Postby cheez8 » 2 years ago

Not to ruin the joke streak but can we take a moment to appreciate Mata Hari's face here? Like, dang, it drove the dark lord himself away and we're talking about a dude who steals faces for a living. That's really something.
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I don't really get it but okay

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EPISODE SEVEN


bungalow

Gamble-Inn!
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now that kapus is a team member, she has to undergo the welcome ritual

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of slurping down that good good gerblin meat

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and now, to check out that 'Arcade' option and spend some of these tickets

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lets kick things off with the roulette!

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prizes on offer:
someone's sweaty clothes
an infamous level designer
a banana
and something that i dont recognise (are they the same as the tickets we're using for this?)

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and our prize is:
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a linen robe!

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the utmost height in wizard-based fashions

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and the second spin gives... a banana!
man wheel of fortune really went down hill in recent years

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while we're here, might as well try the other one too

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i dont know why we picked the guy who looks like a sloth to play rock paper scissors

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wow thats a load of dosh

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alright minizyg lets do this

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FUCK

alright you asked for it
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THE KISHIBE ROCK-PAPER-SCISSORS SPECIAL TECHNIQUE
Eyes on the Prize!
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we're presented with two paths, and one is WAY more interesting than the other

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thank you i grew it myself

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man thats a big chest
wheres 128 when you need him :3c

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and the only thing in it IS...
a frying pan

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wow thats a pretty substantial attack boost
despite it having a bloody hole in it
and therefore being LESS frying pan than the last one

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no treasure is free, however
we need to fight off some very scary individuals!

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POW

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we managed to dispatch their entire lineup without taking damage
impressive!

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and then, despite JUST leaving one, theres yet another inn
Innteracting!
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yelsey and kapus need to sort things out

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*nervously looks at the pile of rubbish in my room*
aw geez

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that seems simple enough, sure

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keep'inn it inn top condition is very innportant

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little less enthusiastic, but still a good idea

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CAPTAIN YELSEY
HE'S OUR HERO

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he's gone mad! mad with the power of NATURE

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on an unrelated note
kapus REALLY likes butterfly jelly
Rock 'n Roll!
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now that we've nabbed the treasure to the right, lets duck off to the left

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not this shit again

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oh no! i recognise that grumpy noseless face anywhere!

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:o!

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it's Zyglrocks!

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his face is making me laugh way harder than it should

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JESUS
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HOLY FUCK
zyggy's not messing around! two AoE attacks in a ROW
on ALL of his turns!

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luckily, i have time to roast up some [redacted]

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eat up, nerd

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bk you idiot
how do you keep doing this

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a solid 10/10 for that

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shit he killed ivy!
how could you? :c

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still got plenty of corpse seasoning, though

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and a quick meal for kapus!

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...fuck ivy's dead again

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and so am i
this is bad
zyggy's rolling all over us D:

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nooo! not yelsey too!

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BUT WAIT

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some anime-ass bullshit going on
yelsey really IS our hero

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and kapus lands the final blow, knocking that smug look off zyg's face!

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get back here and thank me properly or im sticking you on another monster

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kapus gets two levels, and ivy gets one!
plus i used the bonus exp to give BK a level too

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new skills!

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isnt that a zelda enemy

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after stabbing zyggy to death, we take a well earned rest

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where kapus and yelsey get to know each other and not much else
Visiting Rights!
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we dash back over to greenhorne to see how zyggy's face and body are getting along

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zyg, you if anyone, could get away with just drawing on a new face

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you could at least act a LITTLE happy

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are you sure you didnt want us to pick you up a nose while we were out

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that is what it says on my birth certificate, yes
right between my name and number of limbs

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aww the machine DOES have a heart
...and a wallet :3


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...
zyg
listen to me here
you think i do this for FUN?!
i've got mouths to feed here!
yelsey hasnt eaten in THREE WEEKS

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wow what a butthead
NEXT EPISODE
We head to some new areas, deep in a forest!

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COMING UP NEXT, SOME MORE
TALKBOB SQUAREHAUS

...thats getting VERY close ill get it eventually
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Turn my avatar into a mii if you may

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Postby Ivy » 2 years ago

That was quite the epic battle against that stone. Too bad your steel frying pan isn't super effective against it
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Zygl sure knows how to roll some rocks
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Postby Enjl » 2 years ago

admit it
you did zyglrocks on purpose

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Postby Rockythechao » 2 years ago

so this is the true power of fusion

Yeah, the arcade tickets are those other items I mentioned in the amiibo post. They're just for those two games, the Jolly Jaunt tickets are something else... I'm not sure if you can get them outside of the arcade, and using one could make for a neat moment in this playthrough, so I recommend going with the roulette over RPS until you get one.
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Postby Kapus » 2 years ago

Zyglrocks is probably the least enthusiastic enemy to ever appear in an rpg. He's really not into this.

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Postby Zephyr_DragonLord » 2 years ago

How... how did I miss this? If it's not too late, sign me up, too.
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