thats a thing people do with snow, right?
i dunno ive never seen snow
anyway, we've got a lot of crap to get through, so buckle in
all this pathway had were two snowmen battles
both of which were completely unremarkable
imagine working at a gift shop
and a balding tank barrels through your front door
and asks to buy a butterfly
tbh this sounds like a very cute gift
well, it was cute enough to earn him another friendship level
ivy how did you get up here
this is the second floor
sturg magically managing to piss people off even without being there
great! now you can make rude gestures at people
i apparently forgot to take a picture here, but bk swapped over to vampire
cats and crimes against nature
thats the top path done, now for the middle one
starting off with some BIG PROTEIN
GOTTA BULK UP FOR THE WINTER
back up to the previous run
two penguin battles that went by completely uneventfully
other than this very cute picture of bk
look how adorable he is
look, sturg
you didnt do anything wrong again bud
i mean, you do a lot of dumb stuff
like shooting people out of and/or with you cannon
but this time it legit wasnt your fault
this whole fight lasted like 5 minutes
you guys really need to chill out
sturg and kapus win an all expenses paid vacation
and by 'all expenses paid' we mean we paid a hired killer to attack them
lets see how the acoustics are in this place...
dooooooown we gooooooo
lat dont do it
isnt one big thing they tell you when you're in subzero climates
'dont fall asleep'?
oh dear
again, guys
theyre like, four meters away
you can probably SEE THEM
the tiniest :o
oh its just shitty butterflies?
really?
this was literally the only move in the battle
just: battle start, scratch, death
welp, with the party back together, now we've gotta fight the Railway Military Police
fortunately for us, theyre much less threatening than they are in trails of cold steel
vampires can't eat things until they get to level 17
its the rules
and again
this was the only move used
calamari confirmed for op
three levels in one! we're on a roll, baby
mikko and bk are entering a matching outfits competetion
our outfits arent great, but we're hoping we'll be lucky and win
also, i spun the wheel three more times, getting 5500G for every spin
5500 x 3 = 16500G
plenty of dosh B)
even with an eyeball eyepatch, they still need their glasses
its a matter of a e s t h e t i c
even when the 'vampire bk power hour' is over, the game still REALLY wants him to be a vampire
finally onto the bottom section
a couple of frosty gals
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
BK WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
all of these nightmares for just 17 damage
lets all pretend that never happened, okay?
all these twists and turns of life and we always return to where we began
enjl straight up punches a penguin square on the nose
and levels up from it
its a christmas miracle
mikko, on the other hand, has a cold
get it
a cold
because we're in a cold cave
i wish they could've lended ME a hand with coming up with a better joke
MORE vampire time
they may live forever, but so does their screentime
the final path, maybe something interesting will happen??
probably not
two snowmen battles in a row
the only interesting thing that happened was lat gaining a level from it
kapus learns that you CAN love a machine
bk's ready for a whimsical dream-themed adventure
what a creative item name
and what the heck is he trying to camouflage into
...oh god
c...calamari...
why are you naked?
why has god forsaken us?
well, that's that nightmare over and done with