TALKTOPIA - Post-Game Adventures!

[Katazuki]

You'll definitely be seeing a lot of that split path when you're doing quests! My recommendation to you is too not OCD it completely and only run the map 4 times to go on every event path and not care about the minor crossroads. You'll see why after this quest is over.

[Karatekid5]

you're a sham karatekid! A SHAM!

Insulting the HOST?! See if we let YOU participate in any more quizzes! xP

Didn't expect Bananya to make an appearance, that was a pleasant surprise xD

[Dizzybelle]

EPISODE EIGHTY-FOUR

this image was titled 'horizontal close-up of a single red jellybean on a white background'
look i dont know why they felt the need to make that specific image

...dont ask why i was looking for this

Subterranean Search!

before we do anything, we need to check this spot



its probably dirt
normally that's where you find dirt



maybe bananas are the potatoes of this world



fancy that, its almost like they made it so the last possible spot has the treasure


aight, time for the main course


kicking it off with a couple nosey neighbours



nothing the sassiest flower can't handle
look at that pose
he's ready for beyonce's next music video


second verse, slightly different to the first but still fundamentally similar


with the support of some aromatherapy, kapus slices and dices the cactus


oh hey let's do it twice for some reason


i was going to write 'putting the 'cat' in 'cactus'' but thats not how that's works


1550 rescues rewards us with slightly more sprinkles



yelsey got a bad case of 'wontstopsneakingbananasintopeoplespocketsitis'



two more relationship levels, free of charge


enjls really taking his class seriously, looking like an actual cleric





mikko's really loving the underground, eh?
well, flowers DO eat dirt, and we're surrounded by it

One For The Road!

that's finished, now for the final exclamation spot



bk you've made that exact statement three times in a row
i guess i can't fault your optimism at least




I WAS RIGHT
THE SOLUTION WAS A BANANA
YOU THOUGH I WAS MAD
WHO'S LAUGHING NOW?!


GOT ITEM


i mean
he didnt REALLY give us the quest
he just kinda said 'eh there's probably a thing here go get it if you want'


thats what google maps says when we look up their name, yes


then the other ones HAVE to take bananas
there's no way they'd use more than one jewel


i-i mean, i guess we can check to see if there are any more



we slapped the last one silly pretty easily, how harder can two letters make things?



ugh, do i haaaaaaave to? :/


i dont know why we needed to head back to the inn after this, but okay
and using the other entrance too, which was weird




despite, yknow, not actually doing anything, we still need to reroll our cast

Quest 2 - The Sequel to Quest!

with our quest finished, what else is there to do but take on the next one?


might as well speak with mr. thunder, lightning and big stone faces



RUDE
technically correct but still
RUDE


the next quest in level order is mayor meta's rat problem


i already did that like, what, three times-ish?
saving the town, saving king salmon and saving princess pholtos?



couldnt hurt saving them another time, i suppose


bk's completely zoned out at this point

"i could really go for a banana right now"


did you leave a massive thing of cheese out overnight in your kitchen



keep shirking your work onto strangers and ill dump you into one of these towers

NEXT EPISODE

We head back to World 1 and deal with an infestation!



YOU CAN'T TELL ANYONE ABOUT THIS
TALKHAUS WUSHANG

[Dizzybelle]

EPISODE EIGHTY-FIVE

happy spooksmas to those of you in countries that care about spooksmas
i wish it was more of a thing here :c

Tower? I Hardly Know 'Er!

when we left off, we'd just gotten a new quest from Mayor Metasomnia
a spot of pest control in Greenhorne



okay guys
that's not one, but TWO big spooky towers RIGHT NEXT TO YOUR CASTLE
i know the real estate for the castle was cheap, but COME ON GUYS



i havent eaten dinner yet tonight and i gotta admit
that looks pretty tasty
...i wonder what snake tastes like


bk what have i told you about strange bottles in spooky dungeons




unfortunately, bk's too stupid to actually listen to reason


this time, at least, he didnt die



holy crap thats a lot of meat
dammit game you're making me hungry


new-ish enemies! (not including the mouse boss from world one)
THEYRE SO CUTE


kapus can't hurt the cute
i understand how she feels

even without arms, it still managed to slap her in the face

enjl doesnt understand what a cute is, and is insulted by kapus's decisions


these guys have a TON of hp for some reason
denser than a neutron star


enjl catches up to level 18, and is now on par with the other three



ivy's just scared of mice but doesnt want to admit it





music, a furry, a demon and nature
the team is ready for a concert


might as well tack this on here, since it's short



i feel like these foods are randomised, otherwise why else would they give me raocow's delicious, delicious soul in a random box



why are so many of bk's outfits just full body leather
bk what arent you telling me


take photos because this never happens

calamari that's rude and you know it
just because im not god of this dimension doesnt mean you get to be mean >:c




party's over, time for violence

The Right Way!

get it, because its both the path on the right and the way we have to go
im so good at jokes


is it because they can murder you without a second thought



it IS a very cute cloak
i will admit that



r...rocky?
you DO know it's not for flying, right?
...
is... is it for flying though?


'balding' is very fashionable these days


sounds like pretty much every day



BETRAYED


sturg just earned his seat in the 'inevitable mass homicide' that bk is planning


here he comes, the destroyer of worlds


bk is not having a good day



a whole lot of face smashing later


bk levels up, becoming impier than ever



this chest opened on its own, but it's prize is really dorky so its not like it matters



not long until 'Global Level Six'


we acquire the millennium pudding





this has become the 'rocky and kapus power hour'

The Big Cheese!

time to go beat up a door i guess


if only there was some way of opening doors... hrm...


okay hear me out guys
what if
THIS one needed a banana


shush i think im on to something


PERFECT



WE DID IT GUYS
WE SOLVED THE DOOR PUZZLE


okay, time for a boss fight probably



ooooh nooooo
its a slightly bigger moooooouse
how hooooooorrifying


with the wiiild wild wiiild wild



bloody hell this thing hits hard, and it gets double turns like most bosses


thankfully, bk's here with the party heal



i hope y'all like shitty flavourless stirthrough pasta
because thats what my dinner is gonna be >.>



honestly i feel like using skills and stuff to heal is more rewarding than sprinkles
even if this one was an auto-skill

plus, they count towards relationship levels, so yeah


SPEAKING OF HEALING SKILLS



this whole battle is gonna be me healing people, i swear
pro healing heals 80 points of hp, compared to regular cooking's 20 (i think it was 20 at least, it might have been 30)



kapus lands the final blow on the big grey bugger


and lat gets a level for all that, despite not really contributing to the fight all that much
theyre better at crowd control, what can i say


we also got one (1) cheese



wow its almost as if you waited until we were done with the boss until showing up instead of actually helping
imagine that


gave him a foot rub, a nice drink and put on his favourite tv shows
he's in good hands


just kidding, we murdered him in cold blood



i dont wanna know where you were keeping these, but thank you
god dammit game stop giving out good looking food im hungry :c



you fuckers owe me >:3






for a cat person, you were pretty keen on not fighting mice, eh yelsey?


bk however, was very very happy to see you recover


rocky cuddles a tank




rocky finally runs out of music, and goes to binge on weird soundcloud channels for a while to recharge

NEXT EPISODE

We go back to the Traveller's Hub to find a new objective!



SHIT SHIT SHIT C'MON!
INFINI-T TALKHAUS

[Mata Hari]

I think there are two problems with Halloween in Australia
1. the weather just isn't spooky enough
2. trick-or-treating requires walking several miles

[Mata Hari]

Also you probably have enough to be scared of already

[Rixithechao]

rocky finally runs out of music, and goes to binge on weird soundcloud channels for a while to recharge

110% accurate
also yes warrior cloaks are totally for flying, they just don't want to admit it because then they'd have to share the skies with everyone

[Learning-Timebuster]

kind of disappointed they didnt make the boss of that place a rat king or something, but i suppose they wouldnt want to make a whole new model for a sidequest

[Whimsical Calamari]

Also you probably have enough to be scared of already

i mean, we have coyotes (and every few months there's a bear) but people still trick or treat here ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

unfortunately, bk's too stupid to actually listen to reason

exCUSE ME

get in there buddy


listen calamari
you will do as i say

and i say get in there buddy




oh whoops
okay thats my bad there pal
though in retrospect
its your own fault for trusting me

"reason" my furry ass

[Dizzybelle]

EPISODE EIGHTY-SIX

look calamari
everybody dies eventually

In Search of Sweetness!

with the pest extermination out of the way, what does the hub have in store for us now?


heya meta what's poppin'?


god i hope it doesnt please him too much
dont put that image in my mind


...that castle really needs better security




next up in the order of 'lowest to highest level' quest is Tangeruse's search for the sweetest dessert!
hopefully it doesnt take 1000 of us to find it



i gotta admit, i didnt expect to have tangy back in the team



i dont know if taking an elf into the fire world is the best idea
arent elves made of tissue paper


regardless, it's their own fault if they burn to death


before we head into the belly of the beast, we've got some snurps!


and theyre about the be in the belly of the adventurers >:3
b-because they drop food
this isnt anything weird



kapus absorbs their cuteness, sustaining herself for another 10 years


hell yeah, the best food items
well, best that i've encountered so far at least

Trick or Heat!

okay that one's bad but we're going into a submap to find sweets
it's gotta count for something


still just as spicy as i remember in here


split paths right off the bat? my oh my game, you shouldnt have


oh no it's return of the grandmas!



holy crap
tang got SWOLE while we were away jesus christ


the regular enemy version of the yelsey armour from the castle!



they are REALLY weak
like, they took about 2 hits each
its kinda super underwhelming for a new-ish enemy


god that actually sounds pretty good right about now
what is it with me and getting hungry during these updates
i gotta stop doing this before dinner >.>



we came expecting a treat, but it was a trick all along!


theyre back for round two, with slightly different faces!


unfortunately for them, they didnt think to get stronger between rounds


mikko, despite being in the worst place for a plant to be, manages to level up


all of the heat managed to burn ivy back to health


enjl and lat finally learn who each other is, despite travelling together for ages




hopefully sturg doesnt overheat in this lava cave
you dont wanna know where his radiator is


i forgot to take a picture of the path we took right away, so this is after the next event


g-grass?
in the lava death cave?
d... does nintendo not know how plants work?





very good very adorable content a++



two times in a row, man!


apparently this is a hotspot for politics
get it
hotspot
because its a lava cave
ill get my coat






'tis the season for bustin'


did someone order a puddi? :3


he just opened a packet of chips and handed them one each
then ate the entire rest of the packet



the sound of a microphone hitting something is a bad sound


we ain't done yet, still got some grandmas to bully first


oh no i took this image too early!
dont worry i can fix it

there we go crisis averted

oh and uh it killed them i guess
that's kind of important to mention





bringin' the SPICY boys
...there's nothing particularly spicy about these boys i just couldnt think of anything to say


like a lot of treasure spaces, this is really short so i'll just finish it off here



a bunch of random crap! heck yeah?



and it's mikko's lucky day!


im not sure where you managed to buy a present in the lava zone
in fact, where do we even get all the new equipment we buy from anyways
theres something fishy going on here


hopefully with the luck boost from his new clover, ivy will appreciate this


ivy loves anything with his own face on it


they then continued to argue about how mirrors work
in the end they agreed that 'it's magic'


i didnt really realise how far behind enjl was armour-wise
i thought he just had shitty defence




he's also the furthest behind in terms of levels
so giving some exp to the bugger wouldnt hurt




a couple of cats, a priest and a demon
it sounds like the set up to a bad joke

NEXT EPISODE

More lava! More cave! More elf!



OKAY, I THINK WE'RE DONE
D.TALKHAUS-MAN

[Mata Hari]

What sick fuck puts a kitten in the grass in a volcano

[Ivy]

Watched ghostbusters yesterday. Mood

[Minnakht]

god that actually sounds pretty good right about now
what is it with me and getting hungry during these updates
i gotta stop doing this before dinner >.>

well, I know what to make next, then!

[Dizzybelle]

EPISODE EIGHTY-SEVEN

sorry about the lack of an update yesterday
i didnt get any sleep at night, then i had an appointment to get to and dinner with my mother
so i just collapsed into bed for ~16 hours after all of that

The Big Burn!

settle in everybody, this is a long one


any level that starts with a triple splitter is a bad omen


yknow, it really is disappointing that these guys are so weak
they're really menacing looking compared to like, the dozens of gerblins we've fought



even with no limbs, they cannot resist the spirit of the dance


yep, a triple leading into a double
it's another one of these maps



yes hello i am one of those :3c




the sneakiest pudding


fried lizard, anyone?



yelsey slices and dices the dorks with ease



how many makeovers have you had at this point



oh hey it matches his outfit


plot twist: bk's tied up in the closet and this is really a different person


the gayness is off the charts





why was five afraid of seven
because six seven eight
JOKES


back in the level, grandma's on the loose!


bk discovers that napping inside a tank barrel was a mistake


how DARE


aight, time for path #2


is it 'why do you have such good manners'


he may be a machine, but he has a heart of gold


remember to feed all of your appliances
why do you think you put food in a fridge?


more grandmas! they heard us talking about machines and came to tell us about the old days!



sturg's just firing off all his risky attacks today, damn


i think we accidentally stumbled into the Karkaton Retirement Home


TAKE YOUR MEDICINE!



we're cruisin' through the levels now


Blue Ranger Kapus!





Dr. Music Catdemon, PHD
these are getting hard to make jokes for


the two bottom runs are done, now for the middle



potassium is important
9/10 volcanoes agree


aaaaaaand back down to the last path



two very uneventful battles, bot of which ending with tangeruse shooting people


when it comes down to it
aren't we ALL under the weather?




some heavy dps and some good heals, we're ready for things


upsy daisy


how many dang grandmas are there in this place


U T T E R L Y D E S T R O Y E D


kapus gets her power from consuming grandma meat
that sounds a lot grosser out loud


oh no someone put karl pilkington's eyes on some lizards


kapus has no time for reptilian shenanigans


now it's bks time for a level up


any time anyone hits this level of friendship, alarms go off in the inn for a solid 20 minutes





maybe sturg and bk can sort out their differences on the field of battle


only two more runs to do now
god these levels are so LONG


granted, we're basically doing the previous path over again


more lizards! it's just tons and tons of lizards and grandmas
a moisturizer company would make a FORTUNE here


STURG NO PLEASE


you're lucky puddings dont have any bones or my face would be broken


DONT REWARD HIM FOR THAT


grandmaaaaaaaaaaaaa!~♫





god look at all of those damage indicators holy moly


it turns out if you fire someone out of a cannon a second time, it cancels out the first time
two wrongs DO make a right


Red Ranger Calamari!





let's mix magic and science


and now for the final run



two more uneventful battles that we've done a dozen times



yknow, i cant remember the last time i had a hot dog
i used to eat them all the time in high school, but it has been a long time



with the power of alchemy, rocky transfers his butt disease to enjl!


*bwaaaap* *bwaaaaap*


whoa that's a big box


from one Talkhaus Ranger to another ♥


CALAMARI WHAT THE FUCK
WHERE DID-
WHAT DID-
WHY-
WHAT


I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS





we traded in lat for a cat
swapping one letter at a time is cheaper

Demonic Desserts!

this submap is pretty small, all things considered
but enough talk, it's boss time!



the only sweet thing here is that demon's sweet bod


are you planning on eating that double ended mace thing


look mate i wont stop you from eating it im just sayin' it might not be that tasty







now that's a blatant lie
i have crippling anxiety


let's get our DPS-Duo ready for action


slammin' fools is as easy as 123


i'd like to point out that this move hits the ENTIRE TEAM

and it also cancels out the hyper boosts of whoever it hits


also, they hit like a freight train



thankfully, tangeruse is immune to their stuns since they cant be targeted
that's one down!




damnit, this is getting rough
we can only have one unit in the safe zone at a time
and im pretty sure kapus's slap ability can't activate while she's hyper



have you ever danced with the devil?


ivy's entire life flashed before his eyes
it took about 30 minutes and most of it was just space jam


even when coked out of her mind, she still protects those close to her!



one final stab and the Big Buff Boys™ go down!


a HEFTY chunk of exp for our efforts, and calamari snags a level up


now we too can get swole


please ignore all the penguin corpses scattered through the cave






divine? then why did demons have it?



are we just gonna stand here and watch you eat or are we getting our reward


d'aww... the hell beast has a heart :3


elves dont have morals
do not lie to me


man i love chocolate cake
this was all totally worth it


see you triangle!







those buff demons pushed us over the 1600 rescues milestone, giving us more sprinkles!


now that we're heading out of the volcano, enjl mysteriously gets better



everybody's getting concerned up in here


bk gets festive a few days too late, which is accurate to how bad i am with time





sturg has been released from the PUNISHMENT ROOM just in time for us to leave karkaton

NEXT EPISODE

We go back to the Hub to get our next quest!



THEY'RE REAL CLOOOOSE
TALKHAUS BECAUSE!

[Bean]

All of those paths for a few slices of cake.

[Whimsical Calamari]

CALAMARI WHAT THE FUCK
WHERE DID-
WHAT DID-
WHY-
WHAT

I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS

i know people.

[Dizzybelle]

EPISODE EIGHTY-EIGHT

ugh what is with me lately
i can't sleep at night, my back hurts again and i feel like a dumpster fire
orz
well enough moaning and groaning, ive got a job to do

An Odd Objective!

we're heading back to the hub for some new questies
please ignore the dramatic fade thing going on


i mean you did eat almost an entire cake



if you want more, you're on your own, luv
i aint goin' through all of that again


next in line is weird cat furry guy



alright nerdface, i GUESS i'll help you
if i HAVE TO
GOSH



buckle up boys, it's gonna get even cattier than usual

Spooksville USA!

our next desination is in pecuila! that means i get to listen to that great battle theme again, heck yeah



a new portal opened up on the world map that lets us cross the river onto the spookier area!


without further ado, let's get the show on the road!





some new enemies! and bread. there's always bread.



ever been slapped by a crying hammer?
no?

apparently it's contagious


thankfully, kapus is here to pimp slap some sense back into him


zyg claws the shit out of the spook
throwing cats at ghosts is a legit tactic


down we go, yo


a mallet and some jellies
he's probably frustrated that he can't squish the small friends



kapus masters the spin and obliterates the entire opposition


rocky levels up
every time he gains a level his music volume doubles
its terrifying


a second split, but luckily it's a straight forward one



free sweeties! the best kind


doot!




check out my soundcloud, dude
got my latest rap tracks







the hottest mixtape



...do moles make sounds?
i thought they were like rabbits and just make snuffly noises


this image doesnt even need a caption


you should know what this link is by now




Yellow Ranger BK!





right after adopting his new ranger abilities, bk returns to his secret identity
a demon


why hello again, hammer hammer toast team






a new item drop!
i... have no idea what that is
i know what tartare sauce is
but not whatever that is


alright, let the clearing begin!


another repeat fight, the goo patrol



i like that the hammer is the thing with the face
which means the hammer is controlling the ghost
spooky


and now for the second one



i feel like it's been a little while since we've gotten more of these



iiiiiiiiit's holiday time!








it's MAGIC TIME!

Quiz Twist!

might as well check in on our old buddy karatekid, see what quizzes he's got lined up



yes i already introduced you
at least read the captions in your own segment, dude


oh great, it's everyone's favourite 'You Can't Show This In A Photo Sequence' game



it goes in thaaaaaaaat one


it was much faster this time around, with different speeds of the shuffling



n... no... that's not...






there's... no way...
how could this happen...?

NEXT EPISODE

Portal-based shenanigans! Something tells me we might be here a while.



UNLESS IT'S A FARM!
THE KING OF TALKHAUS:DESTINY

[cheez8]

a new item drop!
i... have no idea what that is
i know what tartare sauce is
but not whatever that is

Steak tartare is a dish made mostly of seasoned raw beef, sometimes with a raw egg yolk in the center. It's fairly safe to eat as long as the cook pays proper mind to hygiene and the meat comes from a trustworthy source.
Meanwhile, I guess hammer tartare is made from... hammer meat? Sounds a little tough, but whatever!

[Bean]

Perfect Quizmaster run over. Start a new save file.

[Rixithechao]

2.09715 × 10^7 decibels and counting.

[Dizzybelle]

EPISODE EIGHTY-NINE

huh
that looks even grosser than i was expecting
cook your food, people

Cutaway Castle!

through the portal and we're back in castle voldesad
just when you think that series of submaps wasnt long enough



enjl gets sent to the shadow realm for his crimes


cursed to eternally trip over invisible obstacles in the inky blackness



i was gonna ask 'how did you manage to trip over a single candy'
but it is the size of your head so you get a pass this time


even in a pocket dimension, split paths reign supreme


bk often considers a life of crime


what what whaaaaaaaaaat??



yelsey
i think you have a fundamental misunderstanding of what a thief is


buy one, get one free



now that i think about it
arent griffins pretty big?
so wouldnt this roast be like, the size of a grown man?
thats a lot of bird







going south at the second intersection reveals...
LIZARDS



stabby stabby stabby DEATH
yelsey's mum has that tattoo'd on her lower back in honour of yelsey's first kill


all this dimension hopping is playing havoc on lat's pancreas


the bonds between the Talkhaus Rangers grow ever stronger


rocky ate like seven cans of old tuna and sturg's just REALLY gotta get out of this room



STURG
YOU LITERALLY KICKED ME OUT OF THIS ROOM
JUST SO YOU COULD TALK SMACK
WHAT THE FUCK



sturg is physically incapable of lying
he had his lie organ removed in the surgery


yall better mop up all those tears
i sleep on that floor


the look of pure malice


disclaimer: not actually made of hearts




we're gonna steal some plants and sing to them to make them grow
i guess??
pretend there's a better joke here


moooooooooore paaaaths


only mr. lizard nose what's going on



true love doesnt wait for the battle to finish


*distant waluigi sounds*


apparently the first lizard was the child of these two
and they're so enraged by us murdering their child in cold blood (get it cold blood because theyre lizards) that theyre seeking revenge
these lizards have a deeper backstory than majority of our team


unfortunately they didnt realise that people who have already killed one sword wielding lizard person can probably kill two more sword wielding lizard people
roll credits


yelsey revels in the bloodlust of killing a whole lizard family


they're both concerned about the last series of captions


enjl's almost a week late for halloween





less music, less theft, more magic


oh hey what do you know, lizardboy is still alive
now the police can finally leave us alone


zyggy slaps the nose into next wednesday


and then for the final path theeeeeere's...

...nothing
exciting!



the real science is transferring your illness into a weird cat man
every scientist knows this


ivy and mikkofier are very proud of lat's crimes against nature





something something team description

A Multidimensional Split!

before we push onwards in the pocket dimension, we've gotta go around to the back entrance
and for that, we need to clear a spot on the overworld


so long so long so long~♫



this 100% sounds like someone buttering someone else up before asking for something


enjl's never made anyone elses life easier and you know it


flattery will get you anywhere, however



I KNEW IT


then what the hell did we hire you for


enjl probably put a grenade in there


no dont tell me


GOD DAMMIT YELSEY
HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT


oh man it's my favourite options
treasure? or treasure?

of course im going for treasure?


HEY!
YOU'RE NOT TREASURE!
i want my money back



a lot of crying and getting hammered later and the fiends are defeated
...no not us the other ones


it turned out the real treasure? was the friendship levels we earned along the way




Black Ranger Sturg!

listen kids
gambling is bad, okay?
dont gamble



otherwise you'll spin the roulette three more times and get

fat stacks of cash
4600G for every spin, baby


Green Ranger Ivy!


sturg somehow acquires a weapon of mass destruction


bk confuses obtaining ranger status with potassium-based fruits


that is the fucking greatest weapon i have ever seen





i wonder how enjl feels about theft
the whole 'thou shall not steal' schtick probably puts a damper on his relationship with yelsey


THIS TIME FOR SURE



just remember folks, any time you're presented with two mysteries
one of them is guaranteed to be correct
its the law



it's time for bk's makeover time #4958



bk you look like a moldy grape


a different moldier person
...is it mould or mold? i feel like both are correct for some reason


SHOW OFF 2 - THE SEQUEL TO SHOW OFF




swords, missles, leaves and magic princess powers

Heavily Guarded Treasure!

as i expected, the portal leads to the treasure space behind the first level of today



well that's convinient, seeing as how i blew all of my tickets on that mad cash from earlier



sturg gets swallowed up by the DEEP DARK
just as we all will someday


his spirit will live on, we will never forget him


oh fuck i miss sturg right now
i miss his ability to shoot missiles at people




god this is gonna be a struggle


i can only revive one of these nerds, and kapus does more base damage than bk



oh right zyg's here too i guess
i completely forgot he even existed
anyway there's one demon down



and there goes the second one!
i cannot believe that strategy worked
who needs sturg anyway, am i right guys?


fear
total fear



Purple Ranger Mikkofier!


mikko praises sturg on his premium 'falling into holes' ability




mikko's a little traumatized from that close brush with death, so lat's taking his slot

NEXT EPISODE

What awaits us at the end of Peculia? Only one way to find out!



HE HAS GOT TO ANSWER THIS QUESTION
TALKHAUS CHORD

[Whimsical Calamari]

congrats to mikko for his new position on the discord team
shame about the uniform requirements though


is yelsey's hair clipping through his hat

also, i'm curious: what's the highest relationship level on the team besides bk-yelsey?

[Mata Hari]

I still don't understand this intermission. Why is it going dark for them and only them? Are they going temporarily blind? Or what??

[YelseyKing]

no dont tell me


GOD DAMMIT YELSEY
HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

Hey, I got a great deal on bananas in bulk, and I'm just sharing my good fortune. Man, you're so suspicious!

[Dizzybelle]

EPISODE NINETY

the big nine-o

also mata hari i have no idea what the 'darkness' event is supposed to be
it's just 'hey this mii cant see now for some reason'

Clearing House!

one more space before we put this pocket dimension away


couple of armour boys blockin' the path


did you know that pea soup dissolves steel?
there's a reason they didnt eat pea soup inside mechs
mostly because its gross


these lizards are so greedy! they've already got big ol' snoots and now theyre trying to kidnap another one!



lat rewrites their code so that they no longer have noses
its a bit cruel, but it had to be done


lat is back with the hottest single of 2017


mr. robotface doesnt understand human music


"...with blood! "






are you having deja vu? have you been to this place before?


sturg confirmed time traveller






dont listen to him, i think sturgs has a few screws loose


mama slorm taking her jelly children to school!


such a shame that we had to brutally murder them all


we get to our next rescue milestone! i can't remember off hand what the number is but im sure it's impressive!


it turns out mikko's allergic to killing a whole bunch of slime children
he really should have told us before we committed such a horrible crime

calamari, on the other hand, is invigorated by all the slaughter


Pink Ranger Yelsey!





the original squad is back in action, baby!

Dog Days Are Over!

convieniently, this magical hole in spacetime leads directly to where we wanna go
funny how nature do that


maybe the dude you're looking for is somewhere in this very suspicious clearing


Zyglrox Odyssey Confirmed for Daddy




oh well we tried can i have my reward now



oh no! who could have possibly seen this development happening!!
how completely unexpected!


zyg i know you're upset but there's no need for that kind of language


...alright
i've seen some dumb enemy designs in my day
but this is somethin' new


:O


please dont make that face at me mr. odyssey

well, so long as he keeps doing that, we can out-dps his healing and just smack him into next year



nevermind he gets three turns at a time
this is a speedy sleepy pupper


it's time for coked-up bk to show off the powers of show off 2!


...its the same as the regular show off
EXCITING


exciting enough to smash the boss to pieces





now thats a cute snack


the mental image of zyglrox odyssey purring is upsetting on multiple levels


p...purrlaver?
the hell does that even mean


zyg that's a terrible name for a dog
it doesnt even have the right font
(in truth i figured he was looking for a mii, so i blanked out the name all this time because i was planning on swapping them when i give the chance, but since i didnt realise it was a dog until the boss fight)


yeah give us that phat loot, dawg
*various gang signs*



well im glad it's not the wrong jewel, at least



i gotta admit though
thats a a cute pupper model


and now we never have to hear zyg nya ever again


bk didnt get the memo about outfits


almost guaranteed that the next two are gonna be even more annoying to get



WHOA-OH WE'RE HALFWAY THERE
WHOA-OH LIVIN' ON A PRAYER


determination!



seeing a doggo really brought the team together




with zyggy out of the way, calamari fills the obligatory cat person slot again

A Spooky Detour!

gotta run back to the hub real quick and grab out next objective!


oh hey you weren't here before



a... vampire?
hatkid does your mother know about this

I missed a picture here but the gist was hatkid saying 'i know a mansion'

oh no a monster! i've never seen one of those before! how terrifying!


it's gotta be something special if a bloodsucking creature from beyond the grave is coming here telling me about it


JINKIES!
note the fact that bk isnt shocked anymore
like 'oh a ghost? thats it?'


more likely he just forgot he was supposed to be scared for a second and needed to be reminded








we gonna bust some spookers, boys


i changed my mind


well okay
thats the third teammate with a class that we dont have
elf, great sage and now vampire


oh right we should probably go make fun of zyggy for old times sake


aw geez his name is getting worse you're a terrible pet owner


are you wearing your catsuit at home
if so then i think the incident is the least scary thing in the dog's life

NEXT EPISODE

We're not done in Peculia yet! Now we've got some ghosts to bust!



THIS IS GETTING FAR TOO SILLY
KONOHANA TALKHAUS