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EPISODE TWELVE


sorry about the late update
i went out for dinner with my mum for her birthday
and we ate too much food and now i feel kinda ill

Inntroduction!
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last time, we got a jesus-based bonus for rescuing 100 disembodied faces!
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and now we can have more sprinkles! yaaaay

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bk and yelsey get EVEN CLOSER
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now we're legally doctors! :D

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presents for pudding! :3

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yelsey where did you even get this

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man im always happy when people give me art

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ANOTHER level
bloody hell guys slow down a little

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sharing snacks is only for people who know each other very well
its the law

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ivy can go eat a ham

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kapus learns how to be a bee
A Royal Audience!
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with all of that out of the way, time for some royal business

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man sure is fancy in here
and im wearing my finest newspaper for this

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wait what

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how did you get here before me

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i have a coupon that says i dont have to for 30 minutes

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oh hey its scorpion man
working hard or hardly working eheheheh

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man thats the kinda thing that gets everyone killed

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hail and well met

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oh jeez jojk im so sorry

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pfffffffft

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oh my god salmon

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my what wonderful uh... pants you have

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yes with a spatula
it was very gruesome

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rude
i come to you and pour my heart out
and this is how i am treated

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there he go

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raocow wasnt even involved in this

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good luck eating that JRPG Meat Bone™ without a mouth

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mate im down here

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like a good bra

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does that make you a weighter

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does it pay well or is this another slavery thing

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round is a shape

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dont worry im sure pico would catch it

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how are you stopping me
its not like you can say 'hey no'
Salmon Fishing!
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seems like he's a way off
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better get moving or he'll be eaten by a bear again

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full of banana-y goodness

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well honey do i have good news for you

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what was the point of this exchange
what the heck guys

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a new enemy! a molaymolaymolay

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kinda wiped them out before they could do anything though ahaha

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kapus and yelsey level up!

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kapus learned how to pimpslap a bitch

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yelsey found king salmons vodka stash

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he didnt even give me an option to say no
yelsey just chugged the lot of it before i could even say anything
he parties HARD

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dont say that out loud or she'll slap you

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a multi-mole battle!

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apparently they attack by throwing rocks
bk did not expect the boulder to the face apparently

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even so, they posed no real threat

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ivy levels up, and we get a new item!
thats a really tasting looking cup of dirt

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kapus went out to get some new armour and couldnt resist buying sweets
i know that feeling, yo
NEXT EPISODE
We dive into the woods in search of a Salmon!

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PEACE OUT FROM
TAL-KHA-US! GX

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Postby Picochilla » 2 years ago

i told ya, imma a goddam pop star, not a stupid guard....


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I wish all standard Nintendo Miis had the same hot body proportions as salmon does
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i'm a mighty spicy boy
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EPISODE THIRTEEN


the SPOOKY number :o

Jungle Japes!
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that treasure chest is taunting me
but we have a face to find!

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bk likes trees apparently

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these banshees are bloody everywhere

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ivy triple kills 'em with lightning
got no TIME for goosts

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got some rare shrooms out of it, so i guess it wasnt too much of a waste

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fork'n hell

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just the one
if the air goes into more than one of your lungs you get arrested

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trees! built the pyramid
trees! built the parthenon

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another fork
this is gonna be a nightmare to clear

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HOW DOES MOLES

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bk got a boo-boo :c

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something i didnt get a chance to show, but moles can dodge your attacks by going underground
theyre immune to my Waluigi Strike™

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they are not, however, immune to being stabbed to death

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Big Loot™

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wow! a fancy stick!
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it doesnt make you look any less dumb with that outfit, ivy

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double the chest!
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yaaay more gambling

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dont get too comfy guys, we got plenty more runthroughs of this dungeon to do

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i feel it

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honestly that might be true
i dont really ever sleep when people are around, so who knows

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guilty puddi x

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mii 2
the sequel to miis

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exchanging dream diaries allows friends to avenge each other's untimely deaths

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WELL YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT BEES

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ramblin' gamblin' man

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ROBE GET

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well you look SLIGHTLY less dumb this time around
The Daily Grind!
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geez this place has a lot of areas i havent gone to
time to blast through 'em real quick

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Up + down first, might as well clear them out from the top

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this path had a chest full of old cheese!
y...yum

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in the same inn, kapus and ivy level up their relationship

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next up, we've got the bottom path

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treasur-
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OH SHIT

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...oh nevermind its just these goons

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yelsey can wipe most of them out with one hit
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and bk finishes 'em off

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oh god dammit
now ive gotta do this dungeon AGAIN

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i did cut out a couple of battles that were just uneventful along the way
so yeah

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lightning made short work of the butterflies

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but yelsey remembered the one time he saw a really tiny kitten and just starts bawling

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WHAT DID THE FIVE FINGERS SAY TO THE FACE

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S L A P

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banshees arent really a threat at all now that we can instantly cure status ailments

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okay finally

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some romeo and juliet bullshit

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GET S T R O N G
GET B U F F

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*super saiyan noises*

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all this did was make them closer friends
im willing to bet bk did one situp then passed out

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isnt it beautiful c:
Run, Forest, Run!
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everyone likes ivy
hes a nice friend in pajamas

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this joke is overused and old but i think its fitting

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ladies, please no fighting

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oh geez
this shit's serious
something tells me this wont be the last we hear of this

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oh great more split paths

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oh noooo new butterflies

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unfortunately, between yelsey's attack, ivy's lightning and bks attack, they were all wiped out before they even got a turn

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dangit, another one
why must you torment me so, game? ;3;

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what do your kitty eyes see, yelsey?

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oh my gooooood

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how did you manage to fall asleep in the middle of the woods

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yelsey i dont know how to tell you this
but you ARE a cat

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oh man
this time its NOT an inn!
its a christmas miracle

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hey weird omnipresent narrator, you dont decide these things

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i'd feel bad leaving it to someone else
so maybe mr. airheaded idiot can do something right for once

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the dramatic reveal

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...yeah thats about what i expected

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fliers and criers

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god dangit yelsey
you big weenie

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*mumble grumble* gotta do everything myself *grumble mumble*

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yelsey you're ruining everything

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at least kapus can still FIGHT

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bloody hell man, calm down
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worried puddi :c

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snap out of it man!

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with yelsey finally paying attention, we can finish these goons

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i level up and learn how to cook some GOOD food
peri peri chicken here i come!

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INNS
FOR
EVERYONE
Bury-Inn the Hatchet
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ivy snores about as loud as a boeing aeroplane

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he's carving a :3 into the floorboards

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'ELIPSES'

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dont be a meanie
hug a beanie
...that doesnt even make sense bk what the heck are you doing

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frieeeends foreeeever

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awww
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this is actually kinda adorable
bless 'em

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why is kapus the one being forgiven though
yelsey was the one beansing up the combat

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im glad they didnt chicken out of confronting one another, though

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i wouldve been disappointed if these Cu-ties couldnt make up
Ground Control!
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GUESS WHAT TIME IT IS GUYS
it's MAP CLEARING TIME

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[insert uninteresting fight here]

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[insert slightly less uneventful fight here]

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these goons seem like a good of a time as any to test my new skill

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eat up, nerd

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wow that does a lot of damage
but that speech bubble means it makes the person unhappy D:

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ivy doesnt like being shown up in the fire department

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after that fight, we call into an inn and get an upgrade for rescuing 150 people

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yelsey and kapus went from at each other's throats to at each other's hearts

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kapus gets a cute new sword!

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ive still got two more runs to do :/

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in the dead center of the map, we get 3 game-bling tickets

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we fight another swarm of goons on the way to the inn, and yelsey, kapus and ivy all level up

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time to roll them bones

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god dammit

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[snoring sounds]

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as soon as i get onto the final path, more enemies

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guys is this really the time?
they didnt learn any skills or anything, they just felt like showing off how ga- i mean - friendly they are

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and we get a bunch of rad loot for our troubles
neat
NEXT EPISODE
We go even further into the woods, hopefully with less grinding this time!

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GOODBYE GOODBYE GOOD FRIENDS GOODBYE FROM
TALK IN THE BIG BLUE HAUS

...the best anime
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Any self-respecting sorcerer should know that iron is magically inert, what a pathetic "upgrade" from the copper wand smh
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Postby freakin whatzit » 2 years ago

bkamakaze wrote:hug a beanie
that's sturg's job
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Would it be innsane to think that inn this world there are innfinite hotels?
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pholtos wrote: Would it be innsane to think that inn this world there are innfinite hotels?
Mole like Wormholes if i might say
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Postby Kapus » 2 years ago

Why do i have to be forgiven, he started it!!
Not that I can blame him for liking ivy. eh's a pretty cool guy.

I'm going to miss that bee equipment, but the ribbon sword is super up my alley anyway so it's all good. Also, true to my nature, I absolutely cannot take spicy food.

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EPISODE FOURTEEN


ugh my sleep schedule is getting more and more messed up

Calm Before The Storm!
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what better way to kick things off than with a spot of gambling?

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wow im surprised i didnt land straight on the yellow

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now that theyve made peace, what better way to be better friends than a vacation?
(they didnt rank up or anything, but i had to let them have the prize)

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i spun again because i actually wanted that robe
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now ivy doesnt look like an idiot anymore! yay!

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though i cant let everyone else have all the fun
grabbed a new, more water-proof outfit
Clash of the Titan!
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now, onto the next area

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moles and shrooms
that second mole from the left has great eyelashes

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kapus's cute sword absorbs the cuteness of other creatures
and by cuteness i mean blood
and by cute sword i mean bloodthirsty death blade

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who keeps leaving bigass ornate boxes with one (1) single sweet in them

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i dont know why salmons face on a glowy orb is funny to me
but it is

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BK WHY ARE YOU SO HAPPY ABOUT THIS

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finally, his stone-faced expression finds an equally stone body

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everyone knows stone is flammable

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damn kapus
thats some serious damage

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alright! lets see how this golem likes naptime!

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wait what

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ivy what
why did
well okay
i guess its kapus's nap time

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for a big nerd made of rock, he's pretty dang fast
and he hits like a truck

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nothin' a quick snack cant fix though

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TOAST 'EM

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bloody hell, finally
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dude took about as much of a beating as a brick wall, thats for sure

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wh... what part of the golem is flesh

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cant have an adventure without an inn trip at the end

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new skills everywhere!

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kapus sees a cute outfit in the store window...
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...but got distracted by bananas
Your Majestic Majesty!
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with salmon back, now for our reward $$$

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i was going in whether you let me or not, sir

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clearly get completely overrun with monsters since SOMEONE cant keep them out of the city

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son... you have forgotten who you are...

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'beautiful' is subjective i guess

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uguu~

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>.>

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pico where did you even get that

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man, you're putting the banshees to shame

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here it comes...

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damn son, thats a lot of moolah

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you went a whole like, 2 hours in game without eating

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i dunno, i find his bigass yaoi hands pretty funny

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the... princess?
you mean someone slept with you at one point?
damn

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i spoke to jojk and pico, they just said the same thing as before

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there they are
the...

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...princess

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jesus christ what have i done

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yeah, he was on vacation

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wait... quark?
what does he have to do with anything

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man ive been to greenhorne
theres like eight people living there
quark was not one of them

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how can anyone say no to that face

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ill just hand a piece of paper with :3 written on it
he'll know what it means
Where It All Began!
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wait what the fuck is that

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a... snurp
good name

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TOAST THE FUCKER

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...ah shit
whoops

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we didnt get any xp, but we DID get a bigass bag of gold

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well that sure happened
back to what we were doing

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heya whatzit, long time no face

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god dammit
keep that bloody child on a leash or something

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i dont REALLY have a choice, do i?

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judging by the fact that everyone else was still in town
its safe to assume it was quark

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ouch, lady

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the only thing around here is entry-level mooks, should be easy
NEXT EPISODE
We dash off to find Hatkid and Quark, hopefully they havent been butterfly'd to death.

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TTFN FROM
TALKHAUS DANDY

...we dont have enough pompadour for that
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Postby Minnakht » 2 years ago

You'd expect a princess with such a father to not be round and cuddly?
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This is too perfect I couldn't stop grinning
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there they are
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...princess

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jesus christ what have i done
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Postby cheez8 » 2 years ago

Okay, at first I thought the relationship system felt kind of tacked-on, but they're doing some creative stuff with it! Spicy Dish is probably the most interesting attack I've seen in an RPG, like, ever.

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Postby Mikkofier » 2 years ago

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clearly get completely overrun with monsters since SOMEONE cant keep them out of the city
Dude, I got watch shifts at two places (+ like five lunch breaks), cut me some slack!
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told you man, no one can resist this fantastic bod
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Pfft, no leash could hold me, I'm a dragon, I am!
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princess pholtos made my day
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bkamakaze wrote:jesus christ what have i done
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EPISODE FIFTEEN


update's a little late for nap-related reasons

Child-Wrangling!
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how does this one child cause so many problems

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ah yes, and this dingus too

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"i recognize that speech bubble"

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oh no! theyre trying to sell him life insurance!

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theyre like
some of the easiest enemies ever

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omg that stance
truly a professional

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wow and i though i was incompetent

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'marp'

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looks like i got here just in time

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with one attack, we wipe out all of them

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why were you even out here
theres nothing here but gerblins and butterflies

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oh good, you're not dead

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you must be some kind of lunatic to do this alone

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message delivered

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"wow, you understood that?"

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gerblins
think danny devito but green

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hey look man
teapots can destroy the world
look at final fantasy 5
those things are powerful

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he scooted out of frame backwards doing that little dance
honestly that was more impressive than my fight
A Royal Request!
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im only realizing now
that i never went back to check on whatzit and hatkid
so it miiiight be a while until we hear from them
oops

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no idea where the heck he went tho

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"i think i just sharted"
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"god help us"

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jesus, the royal family is royally loaded

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the speed salmon slid into frame here was honestly hilarious
i really hate how i cant show this in image form but it was so fucking fast

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after that dance? i dont think i could wipe that image out of my mind if i tried

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oh geez
the phrase 'royally boned' comes to mind

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he slid back out of frame again
for a big dude he's really fuckin' quick

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welcome to cliche city

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i mean
its not like i have any other outstanding quests

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besides, you guys pay well :3
Queen of the Desert!
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new missions, new areas
and a mook just outside of my range

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the floor looks like a big salami

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:3 has a lot of friends
just yesterday he made friends with a chair

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unreliable or not, he at least fought for what he believed in
even if, yknow, he fought about as well as a paper bag of gravy

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yeah, he seemed like a nice enough bloke
tried to save a kid from gerblins
things cant get much nicer than that

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new enemies, and they look like the crumbs at the bottom of the dorito bag

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as expected of boulders, theyve got really high defence

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even so, we get some chockies for our troubles

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we left the castle like 5 minutes ago guys

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god dammit not again guys

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bloody hell

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cant you two idiots stop trying to kill each other for FIVE MINUTES

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this game loves its split paths

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let's rock 'n mole

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oh right, ivy and bk were in a fight too
our team is falling apart

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'butt' is right

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WELL DONE IDIOT

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if you want things done right, you gotta do it yourself

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treas-arrrr

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an inn, maybe we can sort these fights out

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geez, look at those
nobody likes each other anymore :c

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this fight took like fucking 30 seconds to fix

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what the hell guys

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with all the money from the royals, time for some upgrades

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dunno if these things are temporary, so should probably clear it out before continuing

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double the snurp

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after wiping them both out, we get a hefty pile of gold for our troubles
Crag Clearing!
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you guys know the drill by now, gotta clear out all the different paths

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couple of rocks? no prob

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couple of quick stabs and they go down
no biggie

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the puddi went down to frontier, he was looking for some loot to steeeeal~♫

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and lo and behold, a bunch of sandwiches!
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surprise surprise, more enemies
this time its a nose and a bunch of boogers

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no trouble at all, yo

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after clearing out the desert, time for a spot of gambling

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and with it, i get a smbx meme worth of experience

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just enough to top bk off with a new level
NEXT EPISODE
We continue combing the desert for a skeleton!

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IT'LL ALL BE FINE ON
TALK-HAUS WA KATARITAI

...i dont think thats accurate
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Re: TALKTOPIA - An Island-less RPG (sign-ups welcome!)

Postby Enjl » 2 years ago

excuse me


it's a JUMP meme


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