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The cat class can actually deal the most damage in the game. No joke.
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EPISODE SIXTY-SIX


something something route sixty six

i was like, halfway through the update and the image host i use went down
so im just gonna use the PREVIOUS one that i used to use
and replace the links

To The Left, To The Left!
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i dont know what is it with me and prefering the left paths
but its a thing apparently

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and here to greet us is the griffin brothers

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eeeeeeveryone! get iiiiin heeere!

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and bk gets a level for that

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you got it lat-acon

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this is an accurate depiction of my stealth skills

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he's just really excited to be on an adventure with all his friends! :D

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he looks so concerned
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g-guys... you, uh, shouldnt be here

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calamari's gettin' real trigger happy with his double scratches
so we gotta have a refuel break

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science and religion combine forces!

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and bk uses the church for tax evasion

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slappin' cows like it was no thing

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enjl stops to smell the flowers
and they smell like a strange hairy man

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if its a dead bird again calamari im putting you up for adoption

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w...where did you even get a violin
and why is ivy so unimpressed by the fact that he just recieved a free violin?
theres so many questions

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also apparently this is the first interaction the two have had
imagine a complete stranger
breaking into your bedroom unannounced
wearing a catsuit
and giving you a violin

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the princess, the flower, the cat and the cute

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might as well call in and grab the treasure while we're at it

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there was a very small peacock in there
and bk just tore it's ass off
yknow
as you do

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and that's literally all there was on this space
good times

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rollin' the bones gives us a new, very adorable tank for sturg

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roll that again, and grab the pile of cash that comes from it

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lat buys the bottle that like, every fantasy 'love potion' is kept in

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mikko's subbed out for calamari, and the team becomes almost pure dps
Meowth, That's Right!
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me too man, me too

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this has been a paid advertisement by 'Safe Spots & Co.'

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please dont make that face again calamari
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im going to see that in my nightmares

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snakes? more like CHUMPS

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get outta here snakes
go on, git

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calamari ding'd to level 15

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faced with an impossible choice...
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okay maybe not 'impossible'

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dammit, my trap nearly worked
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YOU WIN THIS ROUND CALAMARI

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oh hey its 'damage sponge theatre'
starring mr cow and his snake companions

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remember when we had this maneuver? no? me neither

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the 'takes 8 years to kill' definitely isnt helped by the double attacking and earthquakes

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both accurate thoughts i have when doing anything

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power move: punch a cow square in the dick
show your date you're not to be trifled with

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yelsey unhinged his jaw and swallowed one of the snakes
after we all finished screaming he just said 'if you cant beat them, join them'
we've all applied for therapy

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jesus, i forgot these nerds have such a high relationship level

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sharing a room with captain flower over there is explanation enough

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are you havin' a laugh, mate?
you havin' a giggle?

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the plot thickens

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yelsey is ready for that new monster hunter game

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man, this dice just really loves princesses, dont they
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and it also really really likes cats

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since the other one was so short too, im assuming this one is the same

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i dont know why both treasure chests had stuff for bk, but he sure does look be-witch-ing

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yup, that's it for that
why even have two level spots??

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calamari's going with the 'stardew valley' friendship approach
of 'throw random gifts at them until they like you'

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i feel like this goes without saying but it's DEFINITELY used

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the long awaited departure from princess station into imptown
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grandpa comes out of retirement to go help the younguns
NEXT EPISODE
Onwards and upwards through the dark (and probably pretty smelly) castle!

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Forgot to say this after the other update, but so much for Yelsey being slapped on a tough boss. Ha-ha.
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EPISODE SIXTY-SEVEN


my brain sure is a thing that works

The Long Road!
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with all of the treasure successfully stolen, time to move on

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man that tornado has some strong-ass eyebrows

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pls dont burn the puddi :c

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you may command the fire winds, but we have good old fashioned vanilla wind on our side!

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bk is now slightly less toasty

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calamari and mikko get closer by the power of air freshener

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this is what i get for treating calamari like a cannon

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dont throw food :c

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sturg is always so oblivious when this happens
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"i wonder if i left the stove on..."

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the beginning of a very very long sequence

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and, yknow, a patch of path with absolutely nothing on it

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teeckets
teeeeeeeckets

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oh boy it's the damage sponge derby again

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i really should be using the hyper sprinkles in regular battles more

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bk calm down please
i know you're jealous of sturg's luscious eyebrows but please

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the angriest giggle
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he probably said some really rude and probably legally damning lies about sturg

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Actual Drama Queen Bk

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mikkofier to the rescue!
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oh geez that face
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honestly that did the exact opposite of calm me down

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sturg lands ever single blast, and manages to finish the thing off

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WARNING
WARNING
TACTICAL FRIENDSHIP INBOUND

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time to cook up a storm

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a chance for redemption for sturg, and kapus and ivy tag along too

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guess what? we've got a lot of clearing to do

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these dorks are back

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the fire tornadoes are really annoying
they do a bunch of damage and the burn makes you miss a turn

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sturg levels up, blissfully unaware that bk plots his death

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south at the second intersection gives...

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greeeeat another one to clear

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hey guess what
these guys on exactly the spot that the paths converge before the inn
which means
weve gotta fight them every time

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i too, loudly declare when im thinking about eating food

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bk's the kinda chef that just shows up at people's houses and deepfries all their food

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double the calories, double the fun

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i wonder when he learns giga, omega and tera fire?

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hey guess what
its a bigger fire spell

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man that looks like it'd legit hurt
corners! they hurt!

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puddings, cats, flowers and boybands

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minimum two more rounds

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dont you people ever give up

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the booty burning never ends

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while bk was recovering from a buttburning, this happened
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...thrilling.

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as a manplant, mikko's sick of all these forest fires

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down down down

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using his magic musician powers, he can detect buried objects with sound waves!*
*not something he can actually do

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looks like we'll get away with only one extra run after this

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up and then back down again

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mikko dies a gruesome, gruesome death
he will be missed
maybe
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sometimes i can still hear his voice!

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hey guess who
its these idiots again
and this time we're down a member

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since i know theyre the last fight of the area, no sense saving my sprinkles

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please leave

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sturg only had to lose three fingers before he apologised

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and so he's allowed back onto the team

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one more run, then we can put this level behind us

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the fight's not even worth showing at this point

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and now, for the final area

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nestled within, is a cake!
:D

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guuuuuuuess whoooooo
the team that never knows when to quit

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"guys what the heck is going on"

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that went significantly faster

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bk levels up aaaand...
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learns how to cook something that's not instant noodles

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for hitting 1200 rescues, our sprinkle container swells even further

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lat is ready for some fun in the sun

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for once, a 50% chance pays off
screw you, xcom

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they also got a weird bottle thing
looks like an upside down steampunk
party popper

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it's imp-ossible to resist the imp

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man, lat's still only level 12? i should probably work on that
Man, That Level Sure Did Dragon!
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with that obnoxiously long level done, let's go see what mr. exclamation mark wants

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bk why are you bringing this up
talking about these things make bad omens happen

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calamari why are you dancing
what is this conversation even

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buy a Dragon™ today!

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bk i dont like that face
that means mischief is afoot

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dont lie to me calamari
we all know you cant read

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dot dot dot...

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YOU MADE THIS HAPPEN
YOU IDIOTS

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chu chu yeah

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the dang enemy's too big to fit in the screen

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buuurn baby burn

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let's get some REAL dps goin'

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something something skyrim joke

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gotta take a minute to smell the strange hairy man

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and so begins the endless chain of calamari carnage

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so much blood
so much death

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and the great scaly monster gets murdered by a programming error

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mikko and lat level up
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and mikko unlocks a dark form of gardening magic

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man we smacked him so hard, his colour palatte changed

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are there many other big spooky castles that you could be in, mate?

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if by 'helped' you mean 'threw a cat at you until you passed out' then you're welcome

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that is an odd name for a dragon

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well this definitely wont become relevant in the near future, no sir

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another boss that was too stingy to give us gold in the fight

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man, was the imp really that far behind in armour? geez

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not like it matters, since it's princess time now

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i forgot to take a picture of the roll, but it was a 4, 5, 7
so we've got straight thirteens this time around
NEXT EPISODE
Another submap! But I feel like we're getting close!

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THIS IS WHERE THINGS GET COMPLICATED
AGGRESSIVE TALKHAUS
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the booty burning never ends
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EPISODE SIXTY-EIGHT


the arc-v dub has finally gotten to the bit with the gx universe
and seeing some classic monsters and characters show up
it's makin' my nostalgia flare up somethin' fierce

Hallway Highway!
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this new submap just seems to be a straight hallway
which is nice and straightforward i guess

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i mean, we're in a world with magic, griffins, demons, gerblins, elves, mummies and sentient wind
so dragons arent THAT much of a stretch

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rocky you werent even there
you were chillin' comfortably in the inn

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as a fellow big softie, i sympathise

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dude floats all the time
im pretty sure he doesnt even have a butt
why would he need a throne

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my 'video game senses' are telling me that that's not the case

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seconds later...
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you were talking up fighting the final boss
then get defeated by a small hole

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i dont really know how the miis manage to catch up
that kinda implies that they can get out of the hole
why not just get out now??

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a couple of grandmas take their edgy grandson out for a walk

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i do appreciate getting buttmurdered at the start of the fight

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obligatory sprinkle segment

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this princess is OUT. FOR. BLOOD.

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and a royal science combo to finish things off

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even straight hallways need split paths, apparently

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couple'a toasty boys

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why do you think meteorologists exist
its because only scientists can fight the weather

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scientists and people with fans i guess

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if we all got our wealth from random boxes in dark spooky castles
capitalism would collapse

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three relationship levels at once!
this whole 'having a lot of party members' thing is moving quite smoothly

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this has been an important broadcast from the 'Events That Just Kinda Happen' channel

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well at least it's a high level holiday, but hitting that tiny wedge is pretty dumb

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time for the Good Boys™ to have a break

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we earned two levels for that, and got some brand new skills!

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LISTEN ROULETTE
I WAS GIVING YOU A SECOND CHANCE
this is what i get for mentioning xcom in the last update, isnt it

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lat and sturg can go this time
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they grabbed two levels too, firmly proving that old people and science can mix

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FINALLY
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calamari and the story of the pretty normal looking cat outfit
well, as normal as it can be when its a grown man with that face

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enjl just straight up steals a street lamp

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the fact that im wearing my holy hand grenade tshirt makes the 1, 2, 5 really appropriate

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at least this level doesnt have five dozen splits

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these guys are still around
getting beaten to death doesnt seem to stop this family

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ivy's too cool to be instakilled

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oh dear that's never a good word
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true friendship is diving in front of the grim reaper when he comes to take your bro's soul

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the fucking juxtaposition of this happening directly after yelsey fucking DIED
was too funny
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bk is not a smart pudding

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new age music once again kills an elderly lady

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what was wrong becomes right

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oh no it's the World Minotaur Bowling Champion
and he brought his bowling equipment!

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years of bowling experience has left him unprepared for dealing with huge fireballs

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hell yeah more cash

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y...yelsey thats just a fish
that's not a weap- well okay you're the professional ill take your word for it

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all of those imps we fought were a bad influence on bk

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rocky can provide the backbeat to this dps festival
No Running In The Hall!
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that looks like a clearing up ahead, and i feel like things are gonna get spooky

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things start off with more path splittin'

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i can now make a 'did we get this treasure' chart
and ticket

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'damage sponge theater 2 - this time theres more cows'

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MAKE!

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CALAMARI!

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DO!

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EVERYTHING!

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another path split
at least this one carries on after the first, so i only need to do one more run through

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man that's a lot of fire tornadoes
can raocow just stick faces on ANYTHING and they become sentient?
the existence of these things raises more questions than answers

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lots of enemies? let's let mr. multitarget take things from here

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yknow, rocky does a lot more damage than i give him credit for

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HOW CAN WE SLEEP
WHEN OUR BUTTS ARE BURNING?


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kapus smites another poor unfortunate soul

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rocky levels up! turns out butt burning is good for your health

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these two are becoming fast friends

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man thats actually really rad looking

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a couple of nerds and a grandpa
now we're in the zone for adventure

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we've got another run to do, lads
buckle up

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here comes the first right

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boids
beeg boids

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big spears for bigger penetration ;)

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sturg bringing a new meaning to the term 'loose cannon'

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the beef returns

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you know what they say
the more the merrier

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the quickest way to bk's heart is through his hp

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full force teamwork!
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your SOUL
IS MINE

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enjl beefs it again

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not even large bovines can resist the waluigi strike

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enjl, despite beefing it, levels up

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second right, second chances

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free tickets! after that roulette fiasco earlier, the more the better

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and that's the end of that little adventure

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GET A LOAD OF THIS

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Gossip Grandpa
the hit new reality tv show

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i cant believe it...

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it turns out calamari's NOT actually a cat!
he's just a guy in a suit!

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puddingcess forever!

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double kitty action!
and enjl is there too i guess
NEXT EPISODE
The final confrontation! We beat up a Canadian in his own home!

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YOURS FAITHFULLY
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Oh man, if only you were an imp, the next fight would've been such a joke. But a princess is okay too.
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Northernlion missed a 96% shot a few days ago which is actually 1/25 so it's not a particularly big event but still, a cruel reminder of the wiles of fate
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EPISODE NUMBER AFTER SIXTY-EIGHT


that's definitely what that number is called what are you talking about

The Showdown With The Dark Lord!
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it's been a long time coming, but it's finally time

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laugh it up, nerd

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i'm here to kick your butt!

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oh geez i havent heard anyone say 'diddums' in YEARS
i thought it was a joke word and not actually a thing

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man he sure is in a good mood

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you bet your ass

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i think not
im still using mine

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oh no he's gonna turn me into a card

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IN THAT ORDER

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bkamakaze: the comeback king

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this is it! time to beat up a canadian!

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HIGH SPEED FISH SLAPPING ACTION

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lets see who reigns supreme, a dark lord or a guy in a cat costume

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oh no! he's using ancientpower! i hope his stats dont rise

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well, good to see his massive yaoi hands arent just for attracting mates

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Idiot Watches Trap Get Set Up, Walks Into It Anyway

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the ol' Railgun One-Two

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well i thought i was doing okay, if im honest

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wait that thing doesnt have a fac- oh no

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well THAT's gonna haunt my nightmares

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yelsey no! we JUST got him back dangit

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TWO TIMES IN A ROW, MAN

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omg
the evilest puddi

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forkin' hell, yelsey

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he's been smackeldorfed!

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enjl and calamari are making the most of a bad situation
by completely ignoring the minions, and attacking raocow himself
because they literally dont care that yelsey and bk are currently possessed

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this is turning into Coked Up Cat and the Priest: A Love Story

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raocow PLEASE
NOT THE PUNS

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bk stabs himself in the face
which is pretty in character

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the big man goes down!
though he's gonna keep his dramatic death sequence for a bit later

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:>
the imps have barely any hp, and are pretty weak all things considered

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return of the puddi!

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yelsey get's restored too! no teammate left behind!

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okay NOW is his dramatic death sequence
which he saved until last because he's a drama queen

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calamari levels up and... uh... yeah
i do NOT wanna see that

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the hell is that
how the heck am i supposed to eat it

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a wardrobe malfunction! how terrible!

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oh hey raocow was a normal dude all along

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raocow not knowing what's going on? that sounds appropriate

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they just kinda wandered off
will we see them again? WHO KNOWS?!

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where the hell did you come from
were you just watching and yknow, not helping?

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i think most of what's inside me is just custard

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the floating emoji is back!

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uh... this looks bad

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it's trying to possess bk!
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mata hari shoved bk out of the way, taking the blow!

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oh dear

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BAD
REALLY BAD

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PFFFFFFT
'THE DARKER LORD'
what a fuckin' GOOBER

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dont get too excited, they're not very useful

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that's the dumbest name you couldve come up with

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somehow i knew mata hari was gonna be the real villain
deep down in my soul i knew that face could only be used for evil

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enjl always t-poses when he's nervous

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again, where the heck were you earlier

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is this the bit where you give me a watch

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'normal' is subjective

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if raocow had 0 magic
and mata hari had 1 magic
thats a lot more magic!

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think we have a choice in the matter?

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that was her own fault

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i dont have receipts for favours

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i mean, walking on foot seemed to work so far

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again? i dont know that guy

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oh hey its the guy who got conveniently introduced a short while ago

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helpful friend! :D

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lets take a moment to appreciate this scene
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fuckin' fantastic

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A Whole New World!
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a world map!
judging from the art, i'd say the bottom four are the places we've been
greenhorne, neksdor, the realm of the fey and karkaton
which means there's three new areas (and totally not something behind that cloud)

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bk's got very little object permanence
so he mostly forgets about anything if he can't see it

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[enjl screaming just out of frame]

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you wanna share that information with the class?

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can't say i have, no

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condescending little shit

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worlds dont have corners! theyre round! like me!

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hopefully there's a 'Master Darker Lord Hunter' there

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so 'traveler's hub' is the middle, city-looking one
got it

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feat. a censored face

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oh man, bellmoore's swole as heck

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oh yeah? well i havent seen YOU here before!

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i like that we just go around shouting our mission to anyone that listens

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man news spreads fast
mata hari's already been bragging about her new title

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well i mean
i was planning on asking everyone anyway

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i wonder what kinds of other places there are in this world

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well that's new
we got quests, boys!

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that title combined with that face?
nothing but pure unfiltered fear fills my body

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THE HORROR
THE HOOOORROOOOOR

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there's snow place like a snow level

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everyone?! that includes me! oh no!

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that's what you get for playing a healer

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g...ghontu waste
god dammit

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welp, might as well see where this takes me, yo

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oh god theyre part of my party now
i didnt think this through

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oh hey, another quest

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a little less conversation a little more sasquatch baybeee~♫

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who you callin' chum, fishbait?

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peculia? there's another new area

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as a guy who's also a chef too sometimes, i sympathise

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weenie

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as it happens, you can only have one active quest at a time
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so for now, i'll have to leave jojk hanging

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jesus calm down mate
ill take you later

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guess who it is, a familiar face

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what, you planning another public nudity situation?

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getting swole is a good goal

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okay he's just fantasising
he doesnt even know im here, does he?

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bk's thinking that doesnt sound like such a bad idea

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LONG ENOUGH
BOOK 'IM, BOYS!

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yes, we've met already
multiple times

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tidbits? but i dont need a new roommate

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oh yeah, the place we fought tangeruse's face, right?

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rare monsters, you say?
i do like those

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more powerful is always good
especially when we have a nerdier lord to hunt down

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that sounds like a great idea, but i still need to do the one i already accepted
SOMETHING FOR LATER

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time is a flat circle, mate
ill get to it eventually

These were not the only npcs in the town, but as i discovered, other than the first three, they get randomised as soon as you leave and re-enter the town, and they only say generic lines
So replacing them with any of y'all's miis would be a waste of a chance to appear
As such, I'm gonna pass on reassigning people for their roles
NEXT EPISODE
We use our newfound powers of flight to journey to a new realm!

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THIS IS NO WAY TO LIVE
TALKHAUS IN THE CITY
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Eeyup, Mata is now the villain. Definitely it was ideal casting.

Also my idea involved you using the cologne move because the distracted status actually affects bosses unlike the dance status. With defense down plus the kitty railgun, and all them attack buffs, he could've OHKO'd the cow there, or at least make him only one or two attack away from defeat.

Also yeah, the town will randomize the Miis that don't give out quests. And the ones that do hand out quests will stick around for a while, but will be eventually replaced as well with other quest givers.
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I honestly was thinking the Great Sage would turn out to be bad at some point, but I thought it would be by their own will. Never would've expected the squiggly thing of whatever, but then again, nobody would.
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EPISODE SEVENTY


sorry about the lack of an update yesterday
id put an excuse here but honestly i just straight up forgot
orz

Ice Of You To Drop By!
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where we left off, we had picked up moneyman the stowaway and were going off to a new region to beat up a yeti

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oh man, its pretty :o
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...spoiling the view a little >.>

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and now, the dumbest region name yet
god dammit nintendo

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fun fact: i've never seen snow before
so bk's reaction is pretty on point

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bk you're at least one third demon
i dont think thats gonna work

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happy puddi! :D

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now that dark lord raocow is no longer in control of the monsters, the battle transition has changed!

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powerfully pincerin' pingu

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manipulating peasants for fun and profit

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is he a crab or a cat? nobody truly knows

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pls no
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unlike SOME clerics, money seems to be able to hit with this

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enjl levels up from seeing another cleric do something better than him

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tha feeshie

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even the frozen north is not immune to the corrupting power of splitting paths

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it wasnt even in a bottle
it was just a bigass box full of a non-distinct fluid
but calamari, always prepared, had a bottle left over from his cosplay of that one naruto guy

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oh geez guys
we JUST started

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theyre arguing over who's the better cat

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angry catters!

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grandma what are you doing out in the cold! you'll get sick!

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no mercy for penguins

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hey you know that nice thing i said about moneyman
i take it back

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whimsical calamari: professional grandma puncher

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we unlock a new tool! i freaked out a bit when the doorbell thing played, i thought we were somehow getting a new teammate >.>

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basically, without going into the longwinded explanation the game gave, the catalogue allows you to rebuy items you already have
it's mostly for when you have multiple characters of the same class, so they can all have the best equipment
so... it's useless to me! :D

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you were both SO ANGRY with each other for like, five minutes

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what a bunch of dummies

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ivy embraces his inner weeb

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bk eats an entire universe somehow

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time to make some snow demons :3

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i hope sturg's tracks can navigate on ice

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time to go clear the snow out of this driveway
also they added a ticker on the top screen on the map telling you the quest you're on
which is kinda neat

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well, he IS a king

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Return of Pingu

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penguins cant understand science
this is a fact

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bk becomes a master of romance

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and yelsey now knows how to do things all sneaky deaky like

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dooooooown we goooooo

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well at the very least it's gonna be chilled

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i didnt even get a choice in the matter
he just chugged it without me even saying anything

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one of these days a potion is gonna be poison and everyone's gonna die

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gorillas are always working towards their gains

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these grandmas just dont learn!

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time for some mischief >:3c

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the most evil smooch
so basically, this ability let's you give a teammate a temporary hyper boost without using a sprinkle

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advice for soldiers: smooch your tanks, it makes them shoot better

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yelsey just said this, and then vanished
he's too stealthy! :o

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i should probably pay more attention to people's health

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yelsey appears behind the enemy!
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...and bk ruins the entire 'stealth' thing by being very very noisy

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right in the booty!

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and teamwork puts the final grandma in a wheelchair

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four relationship levels at once!

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lat and sturg will now die for each other

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rocky and kapus now care if each other is about to die

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bk and yelsey earn their independence on this day

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enjl and mikko get faithful

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man the new shadow of the colossus looks great

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time for some culinary capers

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tankboy and thiefy take a backseat, and flowerman and swordgirl take their place
Lettin' it Go!
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slowly slogging away through this snow

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mikko gets buried alive in a crevasse

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he's definitely gonna freeze to death in there

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do you wanna kill a snowman?

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it doesnt have to be a snowman

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nobody was laughing to begin with, mate
mostly because im pretty sure snowmen dont have vocal chords

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lat learns a healing move! goin' from a crowd control character to an all-rounder

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daww
thats adorable

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time waits for no pudding!

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this is gonna get real lewd
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look away, children

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these cows just wont leave me alone

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spoooooooooooge

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there's so many earthquakes im surprised scientists havent gotten upset

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please leave

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kapus levels up from eating an entire snowman

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these moral choices are getting out of hand
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i like those odds either way

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tickety tickety tickets

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there's the first one done, time for part two

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i really like this armour, all things considered
makes bk look like a chibi dark souls boss

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how the hell did i manage to roll the same team twice in a row

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there's snow men like snowmen

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nothing says 'stay dead' like a flaming sword

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oh great, these weenies again

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nobody can resist the smooch of the pudding

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with bk's help, mikko manages to dodge the hammer of cow-based justice
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and in doing so, gained a deeper love for the demon haunting his mind

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S L A M

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jesus christ money you are so bad at this

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did someone say bed? that's all the convincing i need for a nap
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had he not been 'saving mp', that wouldve been a 24 health party heal
that's pretty good
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always thank your healers
unless its donald duck, then you're excused

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bkamakaze: professional cowpoke

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and now for the other treasure

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money's always a good thing
dont let anyone tell you otherwise
because that just means they want YOUR money

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for reaching 1250, we get some more hp sprinkles
and with the rate i use them? the more the merrier

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ivy and calamari hit that magical level of 6, thereby earning the right to never look at each other again

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theyre so faaaancy~♫
god i hate that song

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lat has no romance interests, only scientific interests

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daww
sturg remembers bean :3

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'that's nice, dear'

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if it's not science, lat does not care

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they ranked up, but didnt learn any new skills

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heart-on-a-stick, coming to fast food restaurants near you

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it's time to royally mess things up

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religion, rap, royalty and rockets
Cold Hard Questions!
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i dont know what karatekid is doing out here in the frozen wastes, but hey

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but im sure he has his reasons

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man, bk can barely remember breakfast

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i think you're... dave? maybe?
dave is that you?

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he's a brand new mii, so of course i remember
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ding! one question down

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:3
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:3

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remember when sturg was an npc? back before he had that crazy surgery that turned him into a war machine
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god he looks so plain its really making me uncomfortable

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bk's pondering what a square is
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a handful of 'nanas for our trouble
NEXT EPISODE
A bunch of paths open up to us! Can YOU guess where we're going next, boys and girls?

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YOU LOSE! GOOD DAY SIR!
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bkamakaze wrote: 6 years ago remember when sturg was an npc? back before he had that crazy surgery sturgery that turned him into a war machine
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EPISODE SEVENTY-ONE


so i replaced my battery finally
and the old one was really... swollen? i guess thats a word to describe it
it was really bowed out in the middle
i dunno if its normal for old batteries

Stay Frosty!
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if you guys at home guessed 'grab the treasure you dingus', you guessed right!

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holy crap thats a lot of money
hell yeah

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this is a bad joke

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STURG NO PLEASE GOD
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as painful as the process is, bk's face is still a very effective tool of war

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geez these things hit hard

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sturgs holding nothing back, holy crap
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HE KILLED ENJL
WHAT THE FUCK STURG

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money every time i think you cant be more useless, you surprise me

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bloody hell, i gotta do everything around here

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sturg, despite being more dangerous to our team than the enemies, takes out the last enemy

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it turns out murdering enjl in cold blood leveled him up and he learnt a new skill

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cracking open the treasure chest gives us a new weapon for bk

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kapus finds a box buried in the snow and pretends she bought it

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geez rocky, you'd think you'd be happier with a music themed gift

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well it was enough for them to rank up at least

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calamari those arent even gloves
those are just spike balls

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hell's frozen over and this demon's taking the throne

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cats, lats and 'gats
okay that one was a stretch
Sleet Street!
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with the treasure obtained, time for the right path

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the :3man

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calamari only kills penguins
its a... complicated vendetta thing

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money i swear to god

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lat and bk have no problem murdering a snowman

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why is there snowless greenery in the middle of this area
what the heck

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:o!!
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kitties are very good for your health
this is a fact

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kinda disappointed the tent isnt an igloo, but hey

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the aesthetic of the snow area at night is really nice
i like it

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i already did the 'star with a gun' joke didnt i

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one minigame later...
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a giant metal box falls from the sky that could very easily kill somebody

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sky money! sky money is completely tax free, since sky people dont have laws

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note: sturg sleeps like that
eyes open, unblinking

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up we go, yo

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oh hey, recolours of the slime enemies
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^^

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fightin' slime with slime

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can we get to the point where i dont fight minotaurs any more
that would be great

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get outta here, nerd

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from calamari eating a bunch of mp sweets along the way, we get access to better ones!
i hope theyre toffee flavour

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sturg and ivy bond over their penchants for destruction

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please dont pose like that mikko
the green body suit is making this awkward

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youve had a different mii for like every series ive done
so this is not a surprise

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oh god he looks exactly like irl me
oh god

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he's gonna need that help when i sue him for defamation

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sailor yelsey reporting for duty

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he's so shocked that he learned how to fly

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god dammit
roulette wheel PLEASE

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calamari and lat go and terrorize the natives of an undiscovered island

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I rolled another two times, getting 3300G for each roll
CASH MONEY

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built like a brick shithouse

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bk you're dressed for the completely wrong game

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well he wasnt decked out like that for long

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a pretty magic heavy party

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next up: a down path

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time to murder some more penguins

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YOU'RE MY BIGGEST FAN
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SMACK

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waluigi never lets me down

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down, down, pathways are down

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yknow i just noticed the ice maiden doesnt have any eyes
thats kinda creepy

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fighting ice with fire? for once we're doing something smart

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ivy levels up for being a smart boy

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and for all that, we get a single ticket

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bk and yelsey get even closer

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lat gets a little harajuku on us

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i just put my dinner in the oven midway through this update

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the arrow of relationship points to the cutest pudding
The Frozen North!
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the goal is open to us now, but we still have a path unexplored!

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it is every soldier's duty to kill penguins on sight
why do you think there arent any wars in antarctica? because soldiers would be too busy killing penguins

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buried deep beneath the snow

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never give up! never surrender!

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give it the ol' 'one more level'

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HELL YEAH!
buried treasure, yo!

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he's obsessed now
one good hole and now its all he can think about

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a couple of frosty ladies

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rocky freezes to death
what a painful way to go, geez

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do not worry stoneboy! i will avenge you! WITH THE POWER OF WALUIGI

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there we go! job done

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wait what

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oh geez
rocky dying apparently had a bad effect on him
imagine that, dying being a bad thing

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so basically, i can't select rocky for anything until he gets better
can't feed him, can't get him new equipment, nothing

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meanwhile, kapus and enjl carry on without a care in the world

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time for a magical adventure, yo
NEXT EPISODE
We go and visit Hoeloe and get some more snacks!

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BANISHED TO THE VOID
DR. TALKHAUS
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sailor yelsey reporting for duty
My gods, what is *with* my character and his clothing fetish? :P
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Ayjo and Meya are watching you. Be on your best behavior.

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EPISODE SEVENTY-TWO


im bad at not sleeping all day

A Dish Best Served Cold!
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what is it with all these npcs just chillin' in the arctic

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they eat with their mouth open its very disconcerting

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thats what you get for eating things while theyre still alive

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death is overrated, just have some soup

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can it warm my cold dead heart

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jesus christ mate calm down its just soup

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yes we have met several times

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if this is gonna get lewd im calling the police

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free soup! :D
yaaay!
We're Not Done Yeti!
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with dinner out of the way, time to go to where we need to

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oh hey, its the same kind of monster that princess pholtos was stuck to

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100% in character

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there he is, the Antarctic Weight-Lifting Champion

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ice vs fire, who will win?

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desperate times call for desperate measures
this is not one of those times but i do it anyway

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pow right in the kisser

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at least money can't miss with that

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okay now that's just a streetlight
enjl put that back it's government property

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cool lookin' ice punch attack

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together with a coked-up bk, lat lands then final blow

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and gets a level up for their trouble

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dude hit like a truck, but thankfully two healers and a limitless supply of sprinkles made it pretty easy

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mata hari just woke up one morning and thought 'gee a yeti would be pretty neat right now'

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wicked as in radical
*kickflipping sounds*

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he was just carrying these around in his pockets
i uh dont know if i wanna eat these

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later mate, thanks for all the heals

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rocky no longer has bird flu

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everybody's got an aoe but me :c
Back to the Hub!
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with the yeti dead, time to head back and grab another quest

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sure, the game's telling me to do jojk's quest next, but tenda's is easier and optional
so im gonna do that first

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he repeated the entire spiel describing his quest
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if yall dont remember, it was 'go to lotus lake and kill some rare monsters'

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oh hi mark

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you're too much of a weenie, arent you?

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you could just piggy back off of us and steal a share of exp
NEXT EPISODE
We return to The Realm of the Fey and hunt some rare monsters!

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TRY AGAIN!
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Now I'm just wondering if there will be a Darkest Lord
Something goes here sometime.
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BurntTenda wrote: 6 years ago Now I'm just wondering if there will be a Darkest Lord
gonna wildguess that the endgame will involve beating mata hari, then the evil eyecloud thing possessing bk for a final battle
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EPISODE SEVENTY-THREE


jrelly breans

i couldnt think of anything to write here

Back to the Past!
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heading back into the submap where we fought tangeruse, and ANOTHER submap is revealed!
submaps within submaps!

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hey, yall remember green snurps?
those enemies that we were one shotting like, 5 levels ago?
yeah theyre back

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...and they seem to be the only enemies in here
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this is gonna be a short run :p

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well at least treasure doesnt let me dow-
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EVERYTHING IS SNURPS

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boy and i thought they were easy before

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the simplest area

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just to clarify: these two had no relationship points
this is another 'bust into a stranger's room and do a workout' situation

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and theyre VERY good at it

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who was the better workout-er-er?
YOU DECIDE

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a very magic-heavy squad

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ill just throw this in here, since they were both pretty short

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man that right snurp looks PISSED

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not pissed enough to avoid being killed, apparently

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and for our troubles? a big ol' pile of gold
Snurpin' All Day!
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we delve deeper into the snurp kingdom, searching for the wealth within!

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kicking things off right away with a split path

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oh hey thats a new enemy, a water snurp!
DEFINITELY not a recolour
we promise

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JESUS CHRIST
the water snurp hits like a freight train

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we DID have to weaken the water snurp a bit, but the megumeme still applies

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even more snurps!

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that's enough to wipe out the regular snurps...
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ivy finishes off the special one

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hey!
these arent snurps!
i want my money back!

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two more relationship levels, working our way towards that 'everyone is level 6' milestone

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sturg this better not be you stabbing someone with a pencil again

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hey no

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hey!
that's copyrighted content!

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pls no bully ;n;

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('^' )

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nobody can make fun of a princess!
this plan is foolproof!

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we swap dr. latenstein out for latenstein's monster

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and now, for the bottom path
hehe
'bottom'

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how dare they

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kapus materializes in the middle of the group, breaking several laws of physics

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'ew not kaaaaaaaaaapuuuuuus' - Sturg, A Stinky Nerd

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ivy could talk the pants of the devil
and since quite a lot of the time the devil is depicted without pants
i'd say he already has

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look, when they said it was 'booby trapped' i stopped listening after 'booby'

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wow how did they fit all of those snurps into that box

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this is a contender for dumbest screenshot
enlarge weapon on a tank is really dumb looking

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and it uh, was kinda underwhelming

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ROUND TWO
THIS TIME ITS MORE SNURPS

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ivy refuses to look death in the eyes
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kapus steps in to save her friend!
and survives with one hp!

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and using his new lease on life, ivy blasts them all into next thursday

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NICE
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oh and mp sprinkles went up too i guess

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oh geez another one?
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GOD DAMMIT ROCKY
at this point im pretty sure he's faking it

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bk and yelsey learn an improved pincer attack!

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and kapus, learning from her rescue of ivy, extends the goodwill to enjl

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:/
i mean i guess ill take it

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NOT TO SICK FOR A HOLIDAY, EH ROCKY?
HMM
I WONDER WHAT THAT SAYS ABOUT YOUR SICKNESS

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foodies, flowers, fighters and fscientists

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while we're at it, might as well take out these

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some juicy, juicy snurpers

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mikkofier, the 2nd last airbender

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hell yeah, radishes!
Shiny Hunting!
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next up, the area that's not the necessary one!

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paths that split?! in MY game?!
it's more likely than you think

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bloody hell that's a lot of snurps

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lat shows off their new healing move, after bk gets smacked in the face

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kapus brutally murders a whole crowd of snurps

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and then lat and bk take care of the leftovers

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another split? well at least both of these can be cleared in one trip

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WHOA THATS A LOT OF MONEY
WE'RE ROLLIN' IN IT NOW, BOYS

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ivy and sturg level up again

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imp vs snurps, the battle of the ages

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hopefully one priest is enough to purge the demons and abominations in the party

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time for the south-side adventure

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wow a WHOLE banana!
it's like christmas morning

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if the pattern so far is anything to go by this should have...

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...enemies
yep, i thought so

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smooching mushrooms like it was nothing

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toying with hearts to destroy the hearts of our enemies

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and calamari buttmurders the last two

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enjl levels up normally, then bk steals all the bonus xp for a level

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rocky gets over his Man Flu™

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enjl is worried that kapus wont accept mii-jesus into her heart

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mikko where do you even find that many love hearts

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a royal regime change

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with that area done, let's grab a new team and head out

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before we end the day, lets see what the silver snurp is all about

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well, it's rare enough that i havent seen one as of yet

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oh geez this thing's got metal slime defences

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how did a nerd with a stick do more damage than my sonic boom

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w-what
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it just...
ate itself

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well uh
alright then
NEXT EPISODE
We see what's waiting for us at the end of the Snurp Stadium!

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Rare snurps are literally metal slimes. 5 HP and super high defense with 3 damage per hit being max. They give out 2K EXP per kill.
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How does the warm soup not just insta-cure the cold
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bkamakaze wrote: 6 years agoenjl is worried that kapus wont accept mii-jesus into her heart
miisus

...seriously dude it was right there
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EPISODE SEVENTY-FOUR
listen
i know when a joke is too bad for my thread, mata hari

...okay thats a lie

Showdown With The Snurps!
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alright, this dungeon wasn't that long, but we're here for the finale!

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it's the king of the snurps!
you can tell by his eyebrows

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a VERY rare snurp! ...and his entourage i guess

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okay i didnt even get a turn before it ran away
that's fair

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the rest of them went down really easy, as expected of green snurps

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ding!
i dunno how tenda knew we finished the quest without being here
but i think ill chalk it up to magic adventurer powers

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now ivy can turn into a magical girl

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we're gonna be going to talk to jojk, so i guess a chef is fitting

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a team member from each adventure

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that final battle was underwhelming enough for me to include the return trip too

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he's still standing on this street corner, looking for a big strong adventurer t-
ive recieved word from management that im not allowed to continue that sentence

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yep, he just repeats the same spiel as last time

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man i wouldnt mind a burg myself right about now
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let's roll jojyboy!

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next up, we're heading to a new area!
A Strange Journey!
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man im digging the aesthetic of this place already

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peculia, huh? what a peculiar name...

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nah mate, lat slipped some experimental potion in your dinner
you're trippin' balls

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bk youve never been here before

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dont go around licking random balls in strange new lands
thats like
tip number one in every guidebook

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its a whole new woooooooorld~♫

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wow! peculia has SPILT PATHS?! this place sure is wacky!

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bread?! BREAD?!
BREAD

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can i just say i really love the battle theme in this area
its soooo goood ♥

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a level for mikko and a level for bk
a great start

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mikko you dingus
this floor is literally a flat textured plane

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thankfully kapus was on the scene to make sure nobody saw
well, so long as nobody takes a picture and uploads it to the internet

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'well done, idiot'

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treasure chests with monsters in them?! this place sure is wacky!

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i should ask this guy, im sure he nose what used to be in this box

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kapus kills the nose and also me for that joke

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back at the inn, lat and calamari level their relationship up

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i dont think this place has any royalty yet
and therefore i claim peculia as my territory

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double cat action

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we've got another path to clear, so that means fighting these guys again

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knives are surprisingly effective against bread
so effective they named a sub-section of knives after this fact

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jojk's setting up to be the most useful assistant character

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get in there buddy

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listen calamari
you will do as i say
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and i say get in there buddy

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oh whoops
okay thats my bad there pal
though in retrospect
its your own fault for trusting me

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that's the first level down

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we got three relationship levels at once

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ivy activates his magical girl wand

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we should make sure to make good first imp-ressions

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it's the 'eyes connected to their eyebrows' squad
Mystery Meals!
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next up, a meeting with our old pal karatekid

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yes yes, we know who you are
we have met SEVERAL times

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its like the truffle shuffle but nobody gets arrested

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i do appreciate that theyre keeping the quiz games fresh

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look
im gonna be honest here
representing what's basically find the lady in image format
is impossible
so please enjoy these basically the same images of three chests

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wasnt that thrilling?

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ding™
the chests moved really really slowly so yknow

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give me my dang bananas, demon

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well we've got the oppurtunity to do two of these in one go, so why the heck not

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hello again you food-eating weirdo

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look mate i dont want anything in my mouth that can be described as 'mysterious'

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dont eat riddles, boys and girls

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you're certainly having a bloody good go at it, though

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why do you think poirot was so portly?
he eats all of the mystery

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again, we've met multiple times
what is it with these people

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my mum used to make crepes all the time
but she always called them pancakes
so it was years and years until i learned that pancakes were a separate, much better, thing

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NEXT EPISODE
We explore more of this wa-a-a-a-acky place!

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