POST GAME
EPISODE ONE HUNDRED AND THIRTY-SEVEN
EPISODE ONE HUNDRED AND THIRTY-SEVEN
drawing environments is haaaard
Freebies and Frosties!
three paths are open to us now, but first lets do the middle path, because treasure
hey! you guys aren't treasure!
i've been lied to!
heh, clerics are sooo unreliable
let a demon show you how it's done >:3
...fuck
never mind
cats are really good at knocking things over, so hoeloe's in their element
now THAT's what im talkin' about
Tron Legacy 2: This Time There's A Pudding
the real treasure is the frien- *gunshot sounds*
three magic users and a chef
alrighty, that's servicable
since that was really short, let's do another spot here
more soup! this box is like one of those st bernards with the little barrel on their neck
well what are you waiting for?
dig it up!
sometimes dirt is just dirt, baby
put that on my gravestone
then bury me somewhere else
*whispery voice blowing through the wind* c o o l !~♫
listen ivy, you can't do this
you can't refuse to dig a hole then go around yelling about hole digging
the most unidentifiable nut
twin stacking on the ice level, yo
whoever said 'fight fire with fire' was full of shit
yall should fight ice with fire
thats where the money is
aaaand that's that
a really short level, which is what i like to see, yo
with both the middle and far left paths done, logically the right one is next
yknow, im not sure why flowers are appearing in the ice level
what are you the god of again?
ivy
ivy listen to me
you have a bad history with these
but i believe in you
don't let me down, champ
IVY DID IT
HE ACTUALLY DUG SOMETHING UP
its a christmas miracle
mr. armour was playing 'stack the spheres' and we've rudely interrupted
this tower was just going around with loose stew in it's pockets
just sloshing around
thats messed up
"nooo my beautiful shiny paint job! its all scratched! D:"
pholtos leveled up, not long before he becomes a professional dancer
the pholtos dance will take the world by storm!
oh man more treasure what could it b-
god dammit
this place is full of disappointment
the chest contained:
2x poppies
1x ice tower (some assembly required)
i messed up the timing, but now it just looks like pholtos insulting a floating eye ghost
which also works
both of timebusters legs fell off
we dont know how
now we gotta wait for the replacements to get delivered
share and share alike~
im liking these straightforward levels
we need more of them in the future
okay, time for the last area
which, as should be obvious by now, probably contains a boss
sorry i tooted
look man i said i was sorry
i dunno man i think farts are pretty funny
just look at my steam profile
OKAY NINTENDO
IVE GOT A BONE TO PICK WITH THIS ONE
THATS NOT HOW FUCKING FACES WORK
GOD DAMMIT
well, terrible face placement aside, we've got some snake waifus to deal with too
eye contact with a pretty lady makes yelsey rock solid
bloody hell hoelizard hits like a damn truck
doin' more than 50% of our health in one attack
enjl making things easier for us by banishing a 'thot'
is that a thing kids still say? am i hip yet?
three turns in one here, bk goin' around spreading his demonic disease
cat vs snake
the results may surprise you
bk's face proving time and time again to be a reliable weapon
holy magic, for some reason, still works when both parties are dead
friendship also works
blimey, they're just blasting though us at full speed
...oh dear
no more health sprinkles
okay enjl time for you to earn your keep!
teamwork powers, activate!
ouch, bloody hell
both our cats go down with that hit, this is uh... not looking great (enjl died too, which made things worse D:)
BK GEAR RISING: REVENGEANCE 2
aw geez he's trying so hard
look at that sad little pud
following his instinct, goin' right for the booty, attaboy
one revival sprinkle, and two shields later, and enjl is spouting motivational nonsense
oh geez we're actually seeing this in action
HAHAHA! RISE! RISE MY MINION! RETURN TO LIFE ONCE MORE!
i dunno what's going on with the pose
the pose wasnt in the vampire instruction manual
thankfully, we still have a healer around to bring people back up to survivable levels
oh hey, we were right on the verge of winning anyway
probably didnt need to get so worried
the joke was on me this whole time?! why did we go all the way to snowland?!
dont lie to me calamari
a full party level up baby, that's what im talking about
bk finally learns the single target attack that was shown earlier, meaning not ALL of his attacks are multitarget (except bite, but that move sucks so whatever)
yelsey becomes a master at baiting his enemies!
wait
wait your clothes laugh? man that must be depressing getting dressed
uh, mate?
you DO know that that was a major disaster that destroyed countless lives?
well, okay, you dont seem to worry about the suffering of others
which is the state of affairs for a lot of comedians, so maybe you'll fit right in
fun fact: vampires get horribly burned by silver. its one of the many substances that destroys, or at the very least maims vampires. this is why the whole 'vampires dont have reflections' thing exists, because mirrors back in the day were backed with silver!
this has been 'monster facts' with bk
wait shit hoeloe no
bad idea bad idea
timebuster's new legs arrived! they're made of agate!
just boys bein' boys
pholtos goes f u t u r i s t i c
wait a minute
YELSEY KING HAS! NO! WEAKNESS!
rocky invests in shake weight
another day, another quest
We do something... A little different. What exactly? You'll find out eventually.
THE GUY DOWNSTAIRS SAID YOU WERE HERE
PIANO TALKHAUS
THE GUY DOWNSTAIRS SAID YOU WERE HERE
PIANO TALKHAUS