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POST GAME
EPISODE ONE HUNDRED AND THIRTY-SEVEN


drawing environments is haaaard

Freebies and Frosties!
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three paths are open to us now, but first lets do the middle path, because treasure

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hey! you guys aren't treasure!
i've been lied to!

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heh, clerics are sooo unreliable
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let a demon show you how it's done >:3
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...fuck
never mind

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cats are really good at knocking things over, so hoeloe's in their element

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now THAT's what im talkin' about
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Tron Legacy 2: This Time There's A Pudding

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the real treasure is the frien- *gunshot sounds*

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three magic users and a chef
alrighty, that's servicable

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since that was really short, let's do another spot here

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more soup! this box is like one of those st bernards with the little barrel on their neck

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well what are you waiting for?
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dig it up!

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sometimes dirt is just dirt, baby
put that on my gravestone
then bury me somewhere else

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*whispery voice blowing through the wind* c o o l !~♫

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listen ivy, you can't do this
you can't refuse to dig a hole then go around yelling about hole digging

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the most unidentifiable nut

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twin stacking on the ice level, yo

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whoever said 'fight fire with fire' was full of shit
yall should fight ice with fire
thats where the money is

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aaaand that's that
a really short level, which is what i like to see, yo
Winter's Warriors!
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with both the middle and far left paths done, logically the right one is next

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yknow, im not sure why flowers are appearing in the ice level

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what are you the god of again?

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ivy
ivy listen to me
you have a bad history with these
but i believe in you
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don't let me down, champ
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IVY DID IT
HE ACTUALLY DUG SOMETHING UP
its a christmas miracle

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mr. armour was playing 'stack the spheres' and we've rudely interrupted

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this tower was just going around with loose stew in it's pockets
just sloshing around
thats messed up

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"nooo my beautiful shiny paint job! its all scratched! D:"

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pholtos leveled up, not long before he becomes a professional dancer
the pholtos dance will take the world by storm!

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oh man more treasure what could it b-
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god dammit
this place is full of disappointment

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the chest contained:
2x poppies
1x ice tower (some assembly required)

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i messed up the timing, but now it just looks like pholtos insulting a floating eye ghost
which also works

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both of timebusters legs fell off
we dont know how
now we gotta wait for the replacements to get delivered

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share and share alike~

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im liking these straightforward levels
we need more of them in the future
Blizzard Lizard!
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okay, time for the last area
which, as should be obvious by now, probably contains a boss

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sorry i tooted
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look man i said i was sorry
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i dunno man i think farts are pretty funny
just look at my steam profile

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OKAY NINTENDO
IVE GOT A BONE TO PICK WITH THIS ONE
THATS NOT HOW FUCKING FACES WORK
GOD DAMMIT

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well, terrible face placement aside, we've got some snake waifus to deal with too

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eye contact with a pretty lady makes yelsey rock solid

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bloody hell hoelizard hits like a damn truck
doin' more than 50% of our health in one attack

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enjl making things easier for us by banishing a 'thot'
is that a thing kids still say? am i hip yet?

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three turns in one here, bk goin' around spreading his demonic disease

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cat vs snake
the results may surprise you

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bk's face proving time and time again to be a reliable weapon

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holy magic, for some reason, still works when both parties are dead
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friendship also works

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blimey, they're just blasting though us at full speed

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...oh dear
no more health sprinkles
okay enjl time for you to earn your keep!

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teamwork powers, activate!

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ouch, bloody hell
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both our cats go down with that hit, this is uh... not looking great (enjl died too, which made things worse D:)
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BK GEAR RISING: REVENGEANCE 2
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aw geez he's trying so hard
look at that sad little pud
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following his instinct, goin' right for the booty, attaboy

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one revival sprinkle, and two shields later, and enjl is spouting motivational nonsense

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oh geez we're actually seeing this in action
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HAHAHA! RISE! RISE MY MINION! RETURN TO LIFE ONCE MORE!

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i dunno what's going on with the pose
the pose wasnt in the vampire instruction manual

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thankfully, we still have a healer around to bring people back up to survivable levels

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oh hey, we were right on the verge of winning anyway
probably didnt need to get so worried
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the joke was on me this whole time?! why did we go all the way to snowland?!

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dont lie to me calamari

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a full party level up baby, that's what im talking about
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bk finally learns the single target attack that was shown earlier, meaning not ALL of his attacks are multitarget (except bite, but that move sucks so whatever)
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yelsey becomes a master at baiting his enemies!
wait

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wait your clothes laugh? man that must be depressing getting dressed

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uh, mate?
you DO know that that was a major disaster that destroyed countless lives?
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well, okay, you dont seem to worry about the suffering of others
which is the state of affairs for a lot of comedians, so maybe you'll fit right in
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fun fact: vampires get horribly burned by silver. its one of the many substances that destroys, or at the very least maims vampires. this is why the whole 'vampires dont have reflections' thing exists, because mirrors back in the day were backed with silver!
this has been 'monster facts' with bk
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wait shit hoeloe no
bad idea bad idea

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timebuster's new legs arrived! they're made of agate!

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just boys bein' boys

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pholtos goes f u t u r i s t i c

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wait a minute
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YELSEY KING HAS! NO! WEAKNESS!

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rocky invests in shake weight

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another day, another quest
NEXT EPISODE
We do something... A little different. What exactly? You'll find out eventually.

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bk finally learns the single target attack that was shown earlier, meaning not ALL of his attacks are multitarget (except bite, but that move sucks so whatever)
Don't you mean that move bites? :3c
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POST GAME
EPISODE ONE HUNDRED AND THIRTY-EIGHT


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since im pretty sick of doing quests over and over again, and im basically getting the same quests spawning again, i thought i'd do something a tad different from here

instead of doing quests, im gonna take a bit to actually go and clear the beach zone, because i've been told there's something special at the end of it, and quests probably wont lead me there

that said, our team is really weak
like, almost 10 levels too weak
soooo we need to go grind

Grinding My Gears!
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in order to grind, im gonna go do the same thing i did for slambo and :3, by going to the otherworld...
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and hunting for these suckers
they dont spawn every time, but the third battle on this run has like a 1/3rd chance of containing this lineup
(the other lineups being a bunch of rare snurps, or like, four regular snurps)
each of those very rare snurps give 20000exp, and the rare ones give 2000exp, which makes them great for grinding

I'm not gonna bother y'all with having you sit through everything, so I'll just give the highlights
using a feature that i only just discovered: spoilers in spoilers!

New Skills!
Some characters learnt new skills during this, and some were demonstrated during the grinding, so Imma show them off now

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bk learnt the ULTIMATE SONIC BOOM, and becomes the true airbender
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and here's said move in action!
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BOOM!
a very powerful move for a class without a lot of firepower

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yelsey learned this in the previous episode, but he's using it now
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what it basically does is the same as his booby trap ability, but for the whole team
it only activates once, so in this scenario, if bk was attacked, calamari wouldnt be protected anymore
(it also gives a friendship boost, like healing)

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please dont pay attention to calamari's outfit im trying to forget about it
he learned feline frenzy! an aoe upgrade to double scratch!
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talk about cat scratch fever
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holy crap
calamari proving once again that he's a force to be reckoned with
...now if only he'd attack instead of trying to steal food every turn

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IT'S TIME
THE TRUE POWER OF THE EXPLOSION
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this is, with out a doubt, the dumbest thing ive done
i had to actually go out and learn how to manually edit gifs for this dumb joke
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the ultimate boom! ...thats kinda downplayed by the amount of defence the rare snurps have

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timebuster learns the ultimate skill of science: utterly breaking gravity and space to the point of absolute destruction
and the world's most efficient way of making spaghetti
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that's a REALLY COOL EFFECT
just a big swirly disc of death

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totally wicked sick, bro!
*ahem*
bk's mastery of kitchen cutlery reaches new heights
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its a logical step up from the aoe forks he had before, extending to a party wide attack
stabbing people is an important skill

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enjl learns an ACTUAL ATTACK that's not a very unreliable instakill move
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enjl channels the power of the stadium lights he carries around to boost his holy magic
its basically just a cleric version of the mage's mega fire spell
but still, its good to see that enjl can actually contribute to the fight now

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another skill that was learned in the last episode, bk's batman cosplay
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look at that wink
the SASS of this child
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209's some pretty MEATY damage, it turns out swarms of flying mammals are a decent attacking force

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that's not the only thing bk learns, however
he finally eats his own spicy dinners
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its actually a pretty effective attack, and the upgraded version of frost breath
i dont really know how bk's throat is set up at this point, but it can't look good if he can breathe acid, ice and fire

there were some other moves that were learnt but not demonstrated too, and they are as follows:
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kapus can now slap someone into next week
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bk learns kirby's final smash from brawl
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mikkofier is the last airbender
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and yelsey causes a natural disaster
New Equipment!
This is gonna be pretty long winded, so bear with me, 'kay?
We moved through multiple equipment tiers over the course of this, so there's gonna be a lot of stuff
I'm gonna split them up by character to make this a little easier to follow

ENJL
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enjl guest stars in the wizard of oz, before stealing link's fire rod

MIKKOFIER
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a man pretending to be a robot pretending to be a flower
also weeaboo cactus action

CALAMARI
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listen im derailing this for a second
what the FUCK
this is gonna haunt my god damn nightmares
god im glad im not into maids or this would have certainly ruined it for me
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some bloody federal investigator is gonna come and look through my computer some day
and they're gonna find jon arbuckle's face photoshopped onto a titty anime girl
fuck
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look i dont know if its better or worse that he's wearing full body leather now
someone needs to go kinkshame the entirety of nintendo
and jim davis too
just to be sure

TIMEBUSTER
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timebuster gets one of the coolest weapons ive seen in this game so far, then replaces it with a recolour
rip
bonus:
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two seperate banana incidents
bananas are vital to science

pHOLTOS
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with all those phoenix feathers, hopefully pholtos can start reviving people

IVY
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heck yeah, re-using textures and models from older equipment
plus they gotta say its 'faux' snakeskin, just so people dont get angry about a fictional clothing item

SALMON
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wait, didnt we already do the hero items?
huh, apparently every EXCEPT the pop star classes had the super armour tier ages ago

YELSEY
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yelsey ditches his sheer heart attack attire for a low rent super hero costume
and a very big scary looking weapon
yelsey thats not safe you shouldn't be holding that

ROCKY
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and rocky steps up to meet salmon on the super stage

KAPUS
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kapus gets a TON of new equipment, and her armour goes through all of human history
vikings, furries and the future
the three timelines of history

STURG
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sturg gains control of the ENTIRE WORLD
...then sells it to buy a blue rocket

BK
-PRINCESS-
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thanks to the fact that pholtos has the same equipment, i could use the catalogue to get the other one the same items whenever they unlocked
so thats something

-CHEF-
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bk took a small vacation to a remote desert town somewhere in the US
he didnt explain much, but said something about 'the secret police' and had this snazzy new outfit

-IMP-
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the real demons... were technology...

-VAMPIRE-
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there's a pretty big distinction between party suit and birthday suit
but im glad bk understood the difference
Lastly, rather than showing all the relationship levels, im just gonna post the character's overall relationship charts at this point
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the charts are a little wonky because i can't fit all 12 people in the inn at the same time, but all the relationships should be covered if you check the missing person's chart
with all of that out of the way,
everyone ended this at level 34 (except princess bk who was 33)
roughly 6 levels higher than we were before
which is still kinda low, but i dont wanna over do it
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Harder, Better, Faster, Cuter!
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back to the beach, baby
the furthest we got last time was just out here, on the edge of Greenland
now that we're powered up, it should be a breeze!

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finally, an important topic
pholtos getting political

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god thats so in character
pholtos appreciating the cuteness in everyone

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gawrsh

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Snail Team Six reporting for duty

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here comes yelsey with his new rockin' skill
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Yelsey used Rock Slide!
It's super effective!
it's a move that hit's the enemies at random, a lot like yelsey's other attacks, but more powerful

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pholtos looks like he's surfing on that disc
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:3
ouo

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yelsey's sizing up the competition
who is the true cat around here

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you're dripping with lasagna

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i always knew he was a snitch! get him boys!

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god im glad thats not calculated on calamari's attack stat
or yelsey would be a fine dust right now

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ivy inhaled some yelsey dust and is now violently sick

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righto, thats the first adventure with the new and improved squad complete, lets more on
NEXT EPISODE
We keep clearing the beach! We're like a litter patrol or something!

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POST GAME
EPISODE ONE HUNDRED AND THIRTY-NINE


[insert generic apology for lateness here]

gonna have a ton of college work to do in the near future, since this is my last trimester
so these updates will be on a 'whenever i can find time/energy to do them' basis
...hence why its almost been two weeks >.>

Quay To Success!
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bk and co. just kinda sat here in a damp-ass cave for like 2 weeks waiting for me to get back

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pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop

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lat getting the ability to send things into the crushing recesses of space is kinda terrifying

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'welcome back bk, heres a split path'

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one (1) snail
that was such an underwhelming fight that apparently i didnt even take a picture of it

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the ol' double splitters
not the worst levels out there

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BurgerBox™! Its a Burger in a Box!

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knowing me i probably just left a ton of tissues in my pocket and forgot to take them out when i did laundry
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YESLEY
GOD DAMMIT
the banana fiend returns
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bk how did you not see that coming
this has happened like a dozen times cmon man

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back at the inn, the two newbies are gettin' used to the adventuring life

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alright, lets clear this out

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pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop episode 2: revenge of the pop

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pipin' hot puddings, for your dining pleasure

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doublin' down on these paths, yo

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...he did his best

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the second of the doubled downs

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one singular dragon testicle

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dang it bk! i told you not to eat that weird glowing moss! but nooooo you said 'if it wasnt tasty, why is it glowing?' and that argument was so stupid that i was too stunned to stop you

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well, for now we're gonna have to be without the star player of the talkhaus abes for a while
Marching Marsh!
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we appear to be up on a mountain ridge now, which is kinda neat i guess

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okay never mind its a marsh
i suppose its just an extension of the next area

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hooray! medicine thats considerably past its used by date! :D

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...oh okay thats the whole level

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pholtos the magician
he only knows one spell and it is snuggle
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cmon man, i know he cant join the party but that doesnt mean we gotta replace him
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oh shit nevermind that was spot on you're the new bk now
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bk you're bedridden how did you get out there
bk this is the second floor
bk why do you do these things

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with our new bk in tow, lets move on to an actual stage

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out in the middle of the marsh, we find our next destination

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the one time bk's not around to cook and the food is actually edible

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sturg tried drinking the marsh water and got the hiccups
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using his dark mind powers, calamari forces sturg to experience the rapture
the one sure fire way to cure hiccups
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he returned after experiencing an eternity in the afterlife
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it worked! :D
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remember kids: when in doubt, send your friends into the afterlife

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thank you pholtos for dismissing that before we had an international incident

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one of those newfangled map splits
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lets go up first
not like it matters, we're gonna do both anyway

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pholtos arent you a slime
arent they mostly liquid
oh dear

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why do people keep leaving these bottles everywhere
why do we keep drinking them

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down the hatch!

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oh no! someone turned lat into a tadpole!
and by 'someone' i mean 'probably lat'

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napalm is a good solution for dealing with really small larval creatures

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rocky i think theres someone more important that needs your sympathy

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ivy's been using his sickness as an excuse to scam rocky out of his pocket money
'oh yeah ill feel better, i just really need $20'

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its a miracle!
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in total ivy's gotten roughly $80, two sandwiches, one of rocky's shirts and a coupon for one free backrub

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ivy's right out of the hospital bed, right into the action

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nope

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alright, time to knock off the other path

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one (1) tadpole

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cmon calamari, the dude's outnumbered and outgunned, and you take his lunch?!
this is just bullying at this point

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just kill the poor bastard already

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sturg and lat make sweet... friendship

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pholtos was dead for a bit but he got better
Swamped With Adventure!
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one more before we finish up tonight, baby

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four enemies, two of which we're not gonna talk about
you decide which two

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it looks like the electricity is coming from... you know what nevermind

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i dunno why but this catchphrase works really well for enjl

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pholtos slaps the booty

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god can you imagine how humid it would be
ugh i feel unwell just thinking about it

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WHY IS THERE A CACTUS IN A SWAMP

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enjl arrested for kink crimes

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another split, yo

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oh shoot! its snurp king, king of the snurps!

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DOWN WITH THE DESPOT KING

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we raid the king's coffers and claim his riches for our own

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sick squids in the swamp

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two more relationship levels, up in here, up in here, etc

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all signs are pointing to enjl

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didnt you morons learn your lesson last time?!

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2strong2explosions

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on the down path there is...

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two chests, containing bananas and sweets
not nearly as good as the top path, but hey, i wont say no to free stuff
unless that free stuff is like, pneumonia

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bk's still lazy sick, so we're still rollin' for four, yo
NEXT EPISODE
We meet up with Hoeloe, then bust through a door! Exciting!

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POST GAME
EPISODE ONE HUNDRED AND FORTY


one forty blaze it

i think thats the longest gap between episodes we've had yet :/
but good news! thanks to tangeruse, the first ~50 episodes are now readable again! the imagehost i used back then changed domains, so all the image links broke, but now we fixed them so they can all be read again :3

anyway, i think yall deserve an update, so have an update

Swamp Service!
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man hoeloe's got one hell of an appetite to be sitting there for like, a month

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yelsey's gonna touch tha fishie

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i mean, food exists in the world regardless of whether humans are there are not
that IS where food comes from

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Now this is a story all about how my life got flipped turned upside-down~♫

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hoeloe confirmed to go around eating shit off the ground in a swamp

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shit he noticed us

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his intense appetite is only matched by his poor memory

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the best kind of seafood is the seafood is the seafood you didnt need to catch yourself
Soggy Stride!
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not long until we hit the door, yo
just some more swampin' to go

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russell? i knew a guy with that name
he was my dad's friend, went camping with him sometimes

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monkeys? in MY video game? its more likely than you think

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pholtos no
pholtos dont eat that
god its like looking after a dog

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who's dictating where these splits happen
as far as i know this is an open swamp

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oh god that face
twergulls are consistently terrifying

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a cutie combo culls creepy critters

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why have one split path when you can have twooooooooo split paaaaaaths

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pholtos finds a patch of dirt in a swamp, and decides to tunnel
the machinations of that :3's brain is a mystery

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he's determined, if nothing else

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day seven on the 'pholtos excavation site'

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supplies are running low, chinese voices can be heard coming from the tunnel

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i have no idea how pholtos sensed that there was candy at that depth
but im not asking questions
i know better than that at this stage

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pholtos was digging for so long, that we needed to make camp for the night

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its gotta be uncomfortable having a tank lower half
sitting looks like a challenge

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yelsey let the man tell the story
interrupting is rude >:c

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thats what usually happens with voices, yes

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darkness is spooky
who knows what could be in there? bees? who knows!

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pholtos one of these days your desire to be cuddled will get you killed

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coffin doors cant speak, dummy

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hi not listening im bk

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"and i replied: second door on the left
the spooky coffin door said 'thank you' and then left"

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ouo

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things got a bit too personal, salmon set fire to the tent, sturg went missing for a good two hours, and yelsey ate one of the logs

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im not even gonna address this battle

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its not quite rad, its only rad-ish

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he's alive! its a christmas miracle!

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just pals being dudes

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yelsey just wants to know if the poison is working

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calamari let out a 2 minute long fart and felt completely better after that
it blasted a hole in the bottom of his bed

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thankfully, yelsey was into that

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with our brave leader back in charge, order is restored

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snails with a side of psychological horror

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bk's ability to finally eat his own food is devastating to the local wildlife

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two more trips to go

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free money: the best kind of money

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third degree burns on the ass is no laughing matter

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for once, its the cloud that's under the weather

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grandpa's bringing gifts for his kiddos
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usually when i think of calamari my first thought isnt 'get him a gift' its 'scream'
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HE'S A BRICK
HOUSE

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sturg just really wants to stick around today, huh?

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youd think after seeing their comrades be slaughtered over and over would dissuade someone from challenging us

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a tank shell right between the cheeks

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hopefully we'll damage the ecosystem enough that these things go extinct

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old man's finally taking a rest, letting the young guns take charge

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one last push, hopefully these guys get the message this time

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calamari literally vaporises them

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last trip for this area, yo

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and the power of teamwork and being adorable takes out the second batch

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feline frenzy is such a good move holy moly
plus calamari's face really helps

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fun fact: porings shed their skins sometimes
they then proceed to cuddle the shed skin until it disintergrates
then they cry for like three days
by which time they're ready shed again and this all starts over

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friends
you know, like the show
POP CULTURE REFERENCES

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bk really likes being a vampire, apparenly
Doors of Mystery!
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alright with that out of the way, lets bust down this door

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yknow, going around the door is an option
but nobody in this crew has an iq in double digits so they didnt think of it

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hrm... i wonder how we'll solve this puzzle...
OH I KNOW

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NOTHING SOME C4 CANT FIX

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PROBLEM SOLVED

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now lets move on before the police get here

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oh man a portal
we're reusing this gimmick, i see

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beyond the gate, we arrive in peculia again
how peculiar
but we're gonna have to see what's going on there NEXT TIME
NEXT EPISODE
We explore the illusory copy of Peculia! Perhaps the goal we seek is in here?

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MY WIFE'S CALENDAR
WAY OF TALKHAUS 2
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I've said this before, but take all the time you need. It's like a grand ol' webcomic. breaks seem to be good for keeping up morale!
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EPISODE ONE HUNDRED AND FORTY-ONE


Well, this is a thing.
I’m finished with my trimester now, so i can actually have time to do this thing now
Also, regarding the long gap between episodes:
I actually TRIED to put out an update twice, but chrome refreshed itself out of nowhere when i was like halfway through writing the update, and the entire thing was deleted
After those events i was like ‘NOPE NOT DOING ANOTHER HOUR TO REDO ALL THAT’
So, yknow, now i’m writing this in google docs just so if i have another refresh incident, itll at least save what ive done so far

So yeah, sorry about that, but for once its not ENTIRELY my fault

A Whole “New” World!
Since i’ve written out this segment twice already, i’m gonna keep this brief
It was a needlessly long level anyway

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It turns out the wormhole was incredibly long! Who would think interdimensional travel would be this time consuming

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Bk’s first instinct when appearing in a strange new dimension is to dig a hole
This time it paid off, but don't tell anyone about the massive trail of four meter deep holes that lead up to this one

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This level’s got a lot of split paths
Not quite a three-pronged fuckmess, but still


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The first “new” enemy of this submap!
The ‘Clever Running Nose’! Its just a recolour of the running nose from peculia but with glasses and socks


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It also does a buttload more damage which is, yknow, less than ideal


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Munch munch a crunch munch time to get me some minions~♫
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S-salmon you… you cant… you can’t just say ‘no’ to eternal vampiric slavery
Thats not how this works!
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Bk was so confused by this turn of events that he just backed off
So i guess it worked??


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The ol’ noseburn

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Bk levels up, now he nose the truth


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Like i said, several paths
Gonna take four trips to do ‘em all


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Mo’ money, mo’... money

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More “new” enemies! The Giant UFO!
Its another recolour, this time of the UFO enemies from cloudlandplace

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Their main gimmick is the same as the old ones, slurpin’ bananas

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You know the mythbusters chicken cannon? its like that but instead of a frozen chicken the cannons just stuffed with live bats

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Double booped back to the horsehead nebula

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Charity more like charity

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Now if only he had a heart

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When kapus asked sturg to ‘go grab some liquor’, i think he misunderstood

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Local Man Falls Down Stairs, Shatters Into A Million Pieces

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Looks like bowser’s selling some of his old heirlooms for some extra spending money


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Alrighty, from here im just gonna do a summary of the path clearin’ stuff, since i cant be arsed writing it all out again


ENEMIES
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TREASURE
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A single pepper, chillin’ in a box
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One (1) game ticket. Itll look great alongside my 99 other ones

LEVELS
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We’re really bonding as friends now. Either that or everyone in the group thinks everyone else is some kind of spy or something. Haha wouldnt that be funny if someone in the group was a spy haha
>.>
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These dudes give pretty good xp, honestly
I don't mind fighting so many of them

EQUIPMENT
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Hittin’ a new tier of equipment means a ton of upgrades, yo

FUN STUFF
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Oh no! The king of banana delivery has gotten his banana sucked!
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With empty pockets, yelsey’s out to resupply
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...and he steals them right back from the fiends that stole them!
Also ps it looks like kapus is holding fried chicken in that last image

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COCAAAAAAAAAAAAAINE
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COCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINE

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Kapus where did you… why did… what.

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I just like how this screenshot looks

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I mean, its not really fun exactly, but it doesn't fit anywhere else

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Okay! Finally! Now i can actually get to some NEW stuff that I havent rewritten a dozen times orz
More Than I Can Chew!
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Further into the wacky pocket dimension!

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More “New” enemies! The Purple Woof-o’-the-Wisp! A recolour of the boss enemy we fought in Peculia! (i think that was the last time we saw these guys)


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Pholtos ate like an entire trough of garlic before coming here
We’re surprised his little poring stomach could fit all of it
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Man these things have really funny lookin’ faces
Edvard munch eat your heart out

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Ayyyy, it actually worked for once! Bk should go buy a lotto ticket or something


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Not the toughest enemies around, just hit ‘em real hard

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...oh geez
Remember what i said about things being ‘not tough’?

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Bk agressively tposes to assert dominance
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And takes the hit for his pal pholtos! The unity among discordhaus mods is truly inspiring
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And yet, despite not being hit by the attack, pholtos still gets the status effect
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...again
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Bk to the rescue again! Ultimate puddi pal!
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Bk you dingus
Don't sacrifice yourself for people
Thats not a main character thing! Thats a ‘supporting character’ thing to do!


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Angery kitter


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pholtos employs his signature ‘try to cuddle it’ strategy
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...which works just about as well as you’d expect

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pholtos’s adorable tactics could only hold out so long

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If we all combine our energy, we can bring pholtos back to life \o/
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...or not
I guess that only works in animes

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...for the third time in one fight
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SACRIFCE II - THE SEQUEL TO SACRIFICE
Coming to theatres this summer
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Bk you dumb idiot
You cant just keep throwing your lifeless corpse in front of your friends to save them
This is getting to anime levels of dumb

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Well, two dead teammates, and im out of hp sprinkes
This uh… might be bad
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Just gotta keep spammin’ shields until mikko decides he wants to bring us back

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...god dammit
Who thought ‘revive abilities with a miss chance’ were a good idea

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There’s one shield down
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Only had enough to shield one
...In retrospect im not sure why i shielded yelsey, seeing as how mikko’s the only one who can revive/heal people

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Hey! It worked! :D
BK’s back in business, baby

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And with one final cocaine covered strike, yelsey brings down the demon beast

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Im pretty sure pholtos met god during that
And that was a REGULAR ENEMY
God im glad i grinded

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:3

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Enjl pooped for sixteen hours straight
It was just one constant stream of dooky
The plumbing will never be the same

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Bk’s a sweet boy :3

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Yo ho ho a pirate’s life for Lat

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Well that was traumatising
Here’s hoping a different team comp will help
NEXT EPISODE
We potentially finish this submap! And find the goal that awaits us!

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Me seeing this update:

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The 500 char limit is evil. :P
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EPISODE ONE HUNDRED AND FORTY-TWO


Showers blocked and plumber won't be here until tomorrow
I am not looking forward to seeing the beast that’s dwelling in those tubes

P.s. yakuza 0 is a really good game

Before the Storm!
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Aight, lets get back in there. Gonna try and keep these semi regular

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:o!
Shadowy friends!

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Old man yelsey throwing rocks at birds
Sick of ‘em ruinin’ his lawn

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A scientific strategy!
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I dunno man, they’re standing pretty far apart

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Enjl’s off to see the wizard

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And i set fiyaaaah~♫
To the cuuuuutes~♫

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Two more levels, heck yeah

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Oh god its my worst nightmare
The sandwich uprising!
It’s begun! D:

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They saw yelsey set up that very obvious trap, and yet still walked into it face first
...I don’t think this uprising is gonna last very long

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Didnt really do anything that exciting or interesting, so lat sent ‘em to the void

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Has bk finally noticed that this lat’s been a clone this whole time
And the real lat is just chilling in the inn, relaxing, and not contributing to the fight?
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Thankfully, bk is an idiot
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The level of smugness that only a clone that’s fooled somebody can achieve

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This truly is the land of recolours
The Devilish Skeleton! You can tell they’re devilish from the eyebrows

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The funniest face: removing your head and bouncing it upside down over and over
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Bread body, wine blood, lemme get a taste baby


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Oh geez that… actually looks threatening.


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Yelsey the safety cat says: “Always put an extra bullet in a victim! Double tapping saves lives!”
...wait thats not the right advice
How do they sell these advice videos to children
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The screen is mostly noodles
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Been a team for how long now? And they’re still not sure if they like each other


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This looks like its gonna be-
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-Really painful
Ouchies


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Bk arrested for assault and battery


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Everyone having a sweet tooth paid off!
Now hopefully theyll tone it back a little and bk can stop sleeping with one eye open


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1 + 2 = 3
Thats three times the vengeance!


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Gotta love buying a container of unidentifiable fluid on the internet


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We’re doing such a shit job with the environment that plants have gotta clean up for themselves
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The dream team! The dream clean team!

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If push comes to shove, we can always put pholtos in the cannon
An Old Flame!
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Well, this is it
The last space of the pocket dimension

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No other events! We fight like men! And porings! And porings who dress like men!

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Ladies and gents, meet the boss of the pocket peculia:
The Replica Dark Lord!


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Big ol’ yaoi hands attack


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Dangit calamari, this is no time for a cat nap


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I also loudly declare when im gonna eat a banana
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Bk horribly burns the banana and coats it in some kind of weird indescribable sauce that smells a lot like petrol
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Thankfully pholtos doesn't really have any tastebuds, so he cant tell anyway
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Teamwork makes the banana dream work


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Calamari’s keepin’ the pressure on
This kitty has claws!


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AND HE PRAYS
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Oh my god does he pray

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Local Crybaby Really Sad
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The loudest frying pan *TWANG* you’ve ever heard
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Man that image is just me 24/7 huh


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With the divine power of Hitting Things Very Hard™...
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The demon falls!


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Thats… kinda an underwhelming amount of xp

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But the real treasure that we were here for
Is the Elven Charm!
This baby’s bound to sell for a decent chunk of change on eBay


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A great bonding experience for mostly people who didnt do anything today


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Bk just standing around, dissociating
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Oh no! Flying jewellery!
The jewellery uprising starts now!
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And the final class is unlocked! The uh…
Elf.
Yeah.
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Oh hey jesus i thought you died
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Can i uh… get something else?
Maybe?
please?
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I don't know if ‘mysterious’ is the word i’d use
‘Smelly’ is probably more accurate
So! With the

Elf Class

unlocked, that presents us with a new opportunity!
Since BK doesn’t wanna be a

smelly elf

I think it’s only fair if we bring back some characters that we’ve seen before:
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Tangeruse! The youngest of the three ‘sisters’, and suffering from an irresistable sweet tooth!

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FrozenQuills! The middlest sister, with a careful and furry calm personality!

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And finally Katazuki! The eldest sister, a lover of stickers and bein’ sassy!
Vote now on who you wanna see added to the party!


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POST GAME
EPISODE ONE HUNDRED AND FORTY-THREE


Haha...ha...haaaaaah

Hey remember when i said i’d be doing more regular updates? Well pretty severe stomach flu for like two god damn weeks put a stopper on that, huh. Plus work experience before that took up majority of my time

Excuses excuses yadda yadda y’all know the drill by now
Anyways enough grovelling, lets do a thing

That One Movie Titled ‘Elf’ With Will Ferrell In It!

Ladies, gentlemen and people who don’t quite fit into either of those categories, it’s my… pleasure? To introduce the newest member of the BK Crew:
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Katazuki! Formerly the eldest of the three Fab Fairies, they’re now considerably more tanned after complaints last time a regular ol’ smelly elf, and here to help.

Of course, to get a level 1 character up to the level of our party, we needed to go grind again
These snurps are getting real sick of me at this stage
So this spoiler section will be the stuff that happened during the grinding process, yo

ELF TIME
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Levelling up a bunch means learning a ton of new skills, and since Kataz is a new class, here’s all the level up notices

Now for some of the demonstrations:
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Dancing arrow was used by the elf assistants that we had back in stinkland, it hits, and it makes ‘em dance. Simple!

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Counter arrow! A REALLY useful skill, that interrupts an enemy attack and damages them
Probably the best assist guard we’ve learned so far

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Enchanted Arrow! A triple-shot attack! Pretty neat looking, imho. Nothing too flashy, just a decent attack.

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Forest’s Blessing! Eeew I had to take like six showers after this. Got all that elf-stink on me :c
(it heals MP. yknow, that stat thing)
OTHER LEVELS
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Kataz wasnt the only one to suckle from the hefty teat of Lady Experience, everyone else became bloated from her rich milk
Christ almighty that was the worst thing ive ever typed what the fuck

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Also kapus learned a new skill
Now she can spin-to-win super-style

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Hey how’d y’all enjoy this three mile long sequence of relationship levels
Maybe give your scrolling finger a bit of a stretch
That bad boy does so much work
EQUIPMENTS AND THINGS
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(this one’s called the ‘Hunter Bow’ i beefed the image)
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Kataz surged up through the early weapon tiers, but got so fascinated with bees that they didn’t bother getting new clothes

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Disco poring in the house!
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Yelsey’s had enough with all the fetish outfits and has decided to start reproducing asexually
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Mikkofier ascends to godhood
He drew the short straw though and had to be the ‘God of Untied Shoelaces’
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Bk buys a literal, actual dragon
I dont even know where you’d buy one of those
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The cutest spirit of thunder
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Careful, Calamari, people are gonna start spending obscene amounts of bells for you
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Salmon turns down a threesome for MVC3
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Only gonna roll two peeps for a bit, since I wanna give Kataz some time in the sun
Sister Sister!
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With our new smelly teammate, lets find some work for them to do

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Oh hey, its runner-up FrozenQuills! Turns out the elf career wasn’t working out and they had to go into showbusiness

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...turns out the pop star industry isn’t doing too well either

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Its that elf dna you have
It’s bad for your brain

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I’m an artist you’ve come to the wrong place
If i knew were inspiration was hiding id be unstoppable

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The ELVES were hiding all the inspiration THIS WHOLE TIME?!

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Doing the smart thing has never been my strong suit

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Lets just go grab him a pebble or something who cares
Dude used to be an elf they don’t know any better

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Man, the fact that the first quest showing off a new elf takes place in elfland is not lost on me
Snowed Under!
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Welp, let’s get back on that grind, yo

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Dangit Kataz its not some metaphysical state
Dude just has really shitty shoes

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“Ice Coolman”
That is the greatest enemy name ever

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Ow jesus christ man i was complimenting you calm down

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“Dude your name is really sweet”

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The buttsquad launches an all out attack!

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And then Enjl rushes in and takes all the credit, like the cleric that he is

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Split paaaaaaaaaaaaths~♫

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Bk’s ‘hey look i have an mp sweet’ magic trick once again fails to get applause
Mostly because there’s literally no magic involved its exactly what it says on the tin

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Oh great, double splits. My faaaaaaaaavourite orz

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Ice Coolman’s brothers, Ice Coolman and Ice Coolman arrive, with their butterfly goons

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Forest Aigis? :3
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This skills actually interesting. It halves all incoming damage so long as the shield is up, and it lasts a few turns.

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Butterflies can’t handle Rocky’s special brand of Jazz
Which is mostly clubbing people with his spiked microphone
Its an acquired taste

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Looks like SOMEONE actually uses their damn party heal, Enjl

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Fun fact: even the common snowman has a higher IQ than BK
...this fact is not very fun

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Its good to know that rabbits and/or deer would take a bullet for me
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Shield buddies! :D

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The ol’ smack and poke

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Great I can’t wait to never see this skill used, Enjl

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Two relationship levels, yo
I do really like the borders/colours of higher level relationship screens
Its really pretty

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Bk thats just a wet stick
What are you doing

Just to keep things a little more efficient, since there’s a bunch more runs to do here, lets do the summary thing

ENEMIES
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A new enemy! The Hamburger Surprise!
The Surprise is death!
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I don’t remember if we saw Purple Dogbubbleface in the last part, it's been a while, but its here yo

LEVELS
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*some really cheesy statement about love*

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Also bk gained a regular level
Because he’s boring like that

TREASURE AND OTHER GOODIES
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Only one chest here, and it had some change in it
I am dangerously low on cash money and the roulette isn’t giving me anything :c

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Kataz bought two new bows and is now dressed like an Instagram model

SKILL DEMONSTRATIONS
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Just like the classic spin slash, but with more LIGHTNING
ITS MORE RAD

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Who the heck says shit like ‘Harken to me, o Light’
Stupid elves, thats who
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Wow thats… not bad actually.
A enemy party-wide attack that deals a decent chunk of damage? I won’t say no to that, yo

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Salmon busts out his cheer powers, healing the rest of the party’s MP.

OTHER THINGS
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Salmon gets eaten by a burger
Listen we all knew this was gonna happen eventually

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Calamari comes down with a bad case of the Screamin’ Yeets
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Please help god they’ve come for me

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Cats, flowers and elves.
We’re gettin’ fae as shit up in here.
NEXT EPISODE
We wiggle and jiggle our way up the winding road of Elftown

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Is this still a thing? I wanna signup if it is.

EDIT: nevermind, I don't have the Miis
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En Gardevoir wrote: 5 years ago Is this still a thing? I wanna signup if it is.
EDIT: nevermind, I don't have the Miis
Just give BK a nice description of what you want and he'll be happy to make you one
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POST GAME
EPISODE ONE HUNDRED AND FORTY-FOUR
Hey two weeks isnt a bad gap

Also re: gardevoir: I’m not sure how many more NPCs I’ll need at this stage, I’m getting kinda close to ending things, but I don’t mind if you send me your details for a mii, I’ll add you in if i need a someone, yo

Anyway heres a thing

Dinner Time!
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‘Nanners! Fun fact: i left three bananas in my fridge while i was visiting my parents this past week
Now my fridge smells like old bananas

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Mikko you might wanna work on your pick up lines, bud

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I think that was a regular snail when it was put in there
And its just been really hot out here in smelly elf land

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Do digital dogs dream of digital burgs?

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You got the right idea Yel-
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Okay apparently electric fences dont discourage voreburgers

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First they eat the main course, then the dessert!

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The ANGRIEST ELF
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One arrow was all it took, apparently
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Bk you’re made of custard

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Also yelsey managed to tunnel his way out of the burg too

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Aw jesus Mr. Burger dont put that in your mouth
You dont know where its been
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I always knew he was a witch

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This one’s at least eating some salad

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Best way to deal with food? Use a fork
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Those polygon-ass ingredients

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Burger: Kinged

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Bk saves Yelsey, and is rewarded with smooches

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Sorry to uh, burst your bubble

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Kataz snags a level from all that burgmeat

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And that’s that! A nice short sweet level with no complicated split path structures

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Nothin’ too special about all that

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Since that was so short, might as well put this here too

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Tomatoes?! In THIS economy?!

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Now THAT’s what i call a Giga Pudding!
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Ivy, however, not a fan of the XL Pud

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That’s… not exactly ‘big chest worthy’
Oh well, free’s free

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Talk about a cyber elf…

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Sorry enjl, you’re gonna have to take a back seat for a bit
Hubris!
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Okay! Time to go fight the boss! Business as usual, yo!

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Come at me, John “Three Time Bowling Tournament Champ” McFettuccine

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Got some pop poppity pop pop poppies with ‘em too
Looks pretty straightforward

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We’ve got two shielding units, apparently
Ivy digging in his heels for some heavy damage

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Thats some fuckin’ crazy damage
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Kataz goes down in one hit
...Maybe i’ve bitten off more than I can chew here

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Puddi Rising: Revengeance
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Geez bk, i always forget how hard you can swing that pan when you set your mind to it
For a creature without any muscles, anyway

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Thankfully it didn’t double-cast its nuke, and with the power of sprinkles, I managed to recharge our party

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Time for a very sad BK to demonstrate his ultimate skill!
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*dbz attack charging noises*
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An instakill attack that also steals loot!
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One (1) marshmallow
Not sure why fried poppies turned into marshmallow, but hey not complaining

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Thunder and lightning, very very frightening me!~♫

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Oof ouch owies
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I uh
Probably should have put him in the safe zone >.>

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*that one finger snap z thing*
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Kataz is just really confused
“Why do they care that this food child creature has perished??”
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Both of you are dinguses
Sturg missed and ivy, a mage, ran in and attack them with a stick
I’m glad BK’s legacy is being put to good use

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Okay so uh, bk’s gonna be, yknow, staying dead
Which isnt ideal
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Oh well, gotta make the most of a bad situation, yo

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Sturg obliterates a flower
Take THAT nature!

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Fightin’ fire with fire, baby

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HERE COMES THE NUKE
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Down goes sturg, the tank crumbles
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TWO TIMES IN A ROW, MAN
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Well theres kataz down too, i guess its all down t-
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Mecha Pudding! Finally, bk has become the ultimate cute
Spun the wheel a few more times to get some dosh for new armour and stuff
Granted, nobody wanted any right now but hey good to be prepared
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Also missed a couple of times, so yelsey and kataz can have some vacations

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Okay! Take two!

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BACK TO THE INN AGAIN

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Star Wars Episode IX: This Time It’s Kapus


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A healer, an unkillable abomination, a tank and an elf
SURELY THIS ONE CANT FAIL

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NEXT EPISODE
We (probably) take this big red noodle down! Never surrender!

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Clearly the only answer is to snuggle it.
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POST GAME
EPISODE ONE HUNDRED AND FORTY-FIVE
Time and space are all a matter of opinion

Rocky IV!

Well, since the Orochi was beating my ass concave, I decided it was probably a good idea to go, yknow, train a bit more. Get my levels to something respectable. And by ‘respectable’ i mean 40. Which is like, five levels higher.

So this took a considerable amount of time >.>

EQUIPMENT
KATAZUKI
Strap in, because Kataz got a crapload of equipment
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Its like a one elf fashion show up in here, god damn
At this stage, he’s basically up to everyone elses standard with his bows, but his armour’s still a few tiers behind

IVY
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A pair of new wands and a actual professional looking robe
Farewell, Ivy Costanza, you will be missed

YELSEY
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Clad in steel and dripping with poison, Yelsey is ready for that speed dating session later this afternoon

ENJL
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What’s with people and getting actually decent outfits now

SALMON
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Slambo’s ready to drop some HOT beats

CALAMARI
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Calamari just… rolls around in some mud
I dont know why i paid you like 16k to go do that but okay chief whatever floats your boat

KAPUS
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GALACTIC DRAGON SLAYER KAPUS, TO THE RESCUE!~♫

pHOLTOS
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Not pictured: pholtos snuggling the fan for a solid 56 hours
Thats partly why this took so long

STURG
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Sturg thats not ammunition
Where did you even buy that

TIMEBUSTER
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Timebuster reaches peak performance: Pure slime.

MIKKOFIER
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Now that Kataz is the smelliest member of the group, Mikko steps up his game

ROCKY
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Rocky’s also ready to drop some spicy beats, all while nice and cosy in his santa suit.

BK
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Vampire bk sells his soul to hell again, and invests in drone warfare
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Imp bk decides being a kid is overrated, and becomes a squid
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Chef bk enlists at Honnouji Academy, and gets promoted to a Three Star Uniform
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And princess bk also gets a Cursed Fan of Snuggling
RELATIONSHIPS
There’s an absolute booty load of relationship levels, and I don’t really say anything about them so feel free to skip this section if you dont wanna look at basically the same image 100 times
But i gotta include them! For consistency!
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Okay is everyone who skipped this gone? Alright good.
So you know that kinda ice build up at the back of a freezer? That kinda fluffy looking white ice stuff?
When I was a kid, about 7 or so, i shoved my head in the freezer and tried to eat it.
Unfortunately, i 1. Got my tongue and lips stuck to the ice like a dumbass, and 2. Had my head wedged between the racks in the freezer. Additionally, my parents were outside, talking to some guests (this was during a christmas vacation and we were staying at a little chalet place). So i was stuck in there for quite a considerable time before anybody noticed the dumbass with his head stuck in the fridge.
Why am I telling this story? I dunno, majority of people are skipping this segment and I thought I’d put a little easter egg in here for the HARDCORE READERS.
Anyway heres more relationship stuff

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Jesus christ there’s so many of these holy shit
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Please god make the suffering end
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Boy oh boy i sure love ludicrously long strings of basically the same images oh boy oh boy
OTHER STUFF
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Ivy learns a super rad spell, the same attack that Great Sage Mata Hari used way back in Karkaton

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Mikko’s new skill! He’ll huff… and he’ll puff...
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And he’ll bloooooooooow your house down!

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LAT gets really into the whole Slime aesthetic

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BK remains true to life

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Somehow, bk has gone the entire game without doing this
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He does a cute little dance with the enemy!
God he’s too adorable, it should be illegal
...unfortunately it DID mean he wasted a turn, but hey
And that’s the training montage done! Everyone’s ground up to level 40, including all of BK’s subclasses minus princess (which is 39). That big snakey fucker wont know what hit ‘em
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Vengeance!

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Let’s go beat up some spaghetti!

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C’mere ya big dumb FUCK

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The usual suspects™

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The smell of a cuddly pudding is truly irresistable

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GREAT START
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FANTASTIC
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JUST PEACHY

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TIME FOR A COUNTER ATTACK!
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Heck yeah! Now that’s what i call DPS, baby

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Meanwhile bk is having a moment

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Jesus ouch, this thing does not let up D:

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Aaaand i’m out of healing
Looks like i'm relying on shielding from this point forward

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Hyper sprinkles proving once again to be boss busting armaments

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I… dont think ill be surviving another one of those

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With the combined might of medieval weaponry and modern munitions...
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...We finally slay the accursed beast.

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And just to round things out, Princess BK gets up to level 40 with everyone else

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wherethefuckdidyoucomefrom
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Thats not healthy man you should probably see a doctor
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Is that toast? Do you smell toast?
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Oh shit can i have some
I havent had an idea in years
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I'm helpful! :D

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This was not worth it! :D

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Watch your language, young… Weird elf slash pop star hybrid creature?

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Meanwhile, pholtos is sick with Cuddle Fever
...i'm afraid it's incurable

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Yelsey and rocky win a game of russian roulette with some of the other inn guests

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With that whole mess out of the way, let’s… do something.
Pudding in the Big City!
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I think its time that we finally go and explore New Lumos, the last unexplored area of Miitopia

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Arriving on the island, we’re greeted by a familar face…

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Oh hey its that guy
What’s his name? Trevor? Randy? I dunno, i guess its not that important

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I BEAT YOUR ASS ONCE I AINT AFRAID TO DO IT AGAIN, OLD MAN

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Oh right ‘raocow’, that was his name
What a weird name, nobody in real life would have that as their name, surely.

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City of nightmares? Did their tourism board come up with that one?

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Listen man i go where i please
I'm the PROTAGONIST, understand?!

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Bk, entirely oblivious that he’s currently in mortal peril

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Nice posing, cowman
Also if you’re here, doesnt that make you one of the worst of the worst monsters?

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Including David the Seven Headed Shoggoth! Blake the Bone-Shattering Flesh Eater! Arnold from Accounting!

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I mean i was under the impression that Mata Hari took a more ‘just make things and leave them to do shit’ tactic to management

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Zoinks!

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I just spent like, a week grinding, i think i'm good, homie

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Bk asking the real questions

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...oh
Turns out Patreon wasn’t paying the bills

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Who the hell is paying you for that

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It turns out putting ‘Former Supreme Overlord of Darkness’ on your resume means you get employed in really dangerous places

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Well, if it keeps you fed, more power to ya, cow.

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And so he then lets us wander in here, helplessly
Behold! New Lumos! A series of increasingly difficult districts, each serving as their own little subquest!
We’ll be doing them one after another, and I may need to grind again later on to beat the last ones, but that’s the plan from here on!
And once thats done, this will be the end of Talktopia. It’s the last thing left to do in the game, and I wanna do it, and thats gonna be it!
So buckle up buckaroos, we’re getting DISTRICTY.
NEXT EPISODE
We dive into District Number One, and start on our New Lumos conquest!

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I appreciated that little special tidbit
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POST GAME
EPISODE ONE HUNDRED AND FORTY-SIX
Listen i'm gonna be honest here
I kinda forgot this existed >.>

City Slickers!

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Aight, welcome to New Lumos!
Let’s kick things off with the 1st District, startin’ from the start, yo

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New area, and y’all know what that means, new music!


The music here is so rad, its great

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Wouldn't be a new submap without split paths up the wazoo

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Country bumpkin bk’s overwhelmed by all the city business :c
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These two are the absolute cutest

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Split paths however, aren't nearly as cute

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Yay free stuff! :D

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Enemies! Nothing that new, really. But since its a new area, that means we get a new battle song!


An absolute banger, yo.
Do kids still say that?

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Yelsey rocks out

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Oh christ the awful mr. blobby enemies again
Looks like this world is a kind of ‘enemies in review’ kind of world

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Glitches and trolls
What is this, a crime drama episode about a hacker?

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Hangin’ out in the inn~♫

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Science, magic, swords and fried food
Look out internal organs, here we come

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Went down at the second intersection, and found us some cash

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And of course there’s one in the middle too

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Video games?!

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Twelve?! In my party section?

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Kataz is responsible for 80% of potholes
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Hey, dirt is something!
The real treasure is the dirt we excavated along the way
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He then teleported out of existence and returned covered in puyos

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Up…
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...And down

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Ancient trolling action

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No creature can stand against the power of friendship
Or some other anime-esque statement

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Blood sacrifices are a great way to build friendships

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Ready for some crimes

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Aight, one last trip

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A few more free tickets, always a good time

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Brand new robots, out done by a sword

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The most nonplussed troll

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Turns out ‘the spot’, is the face
Who knew?

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Turns out Kapus is allergic to hitting robots with swords

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WE

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Let’s see if the magic and science can carry us forward
Urban Outcasts!
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Seems like a relatively straight shot to the goal here

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Bk decides screaming random letters is a good use of his time
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It’s this world’s strongest potion!
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Its still funny to me that bk will just drink random shit without me telling him to
Bless this idiot
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Oh no! This potion was too strong for this traveller!

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These kinds of splits are always more aesthetically pleasing to me
The whole ‘one goes straight, the other’s a winding path is just neat to me for some reason

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Mr. Troll and the Blobbies, coming to a really seedy music festival near you

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Or they would, if they were charred to a crisp

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This is the least efficient method of trick or treating


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Muscle Bros.™

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Something about these trolls’ massive goiters makes me uncomfortable

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Yelsey and rocky bond over their ‘photos of Gordon Ramsey’ collections

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In an ancient ritual, pholtos absorbs some of calamari’s life force to regain his level of cuteness

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Let’s boogie

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Aight, let's take the low road this time

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I ain't even gonna acknowledge these abominations
just send 'em to the dark recesses of space

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Oh come on, now you're just being petty

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Oh shit they found me
Yelsey hide the bombs

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Oh man i forgot about Robertpostman
Long time no see, bud
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At least this one’s actually for me, and not the previous tenants of this apartment >.>

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Mail! :D

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128 don't get too bored or you might turn into a horrific face stealing monster again

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I almost died to a giant basketballer dragon, chillin’ around sounds pretty nice

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Trolls 2: The Movie

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This battle was apparently so inconsequential that past-me didn’t even take a finishing blow picture

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A clerical makeover!
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God enjl you look moldy
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Hopefully share some shampoo with the poor boy

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Man, timebuster sure is getting a workout

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God that is the most constipated looking troll ive ever seen

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( •̀u•́ )

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Okay, now to finish this level

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And just like that, the second level is done, yo
NEXT EPISODE
We potentially finish District #1! We’re making great time!

[insert picture of the map here, i havent uploaded the more recent screenshots yet >.>]

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POST GAME
EPISODE ONE HUNDRED AND FORTY-SEVEN
Setting fire to the horizon
For freedom and justice
Something something friendship

Pound the Pavement!
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I forgot to take a map picture so we’re diving straight in there!
No time for messin’ around!!

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How SHOCKING!

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A global glitch attack, not exactly painful, but i could see it hurting if there’s several of them

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Kitty, vampire, and Hot Beats™ combined to take ‘em down

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Return of the tripupper

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Ivy gets mauled while calamari hides like a weenie

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He redeems himself by settling the age old cats v dogs debate

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Dogs and bots

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The powers of spiciness was too hot too handle

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More robots.
Damn, are people just leaving their roombas out in the street? What the hell man

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MORE ROBOTS
They’re goddamn everywhere, man

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No instakill from calamari this time, gotta wipe ‘em out the ol’ fashioned way

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Kapus sneezed directly into kataz’s mouth and was magically cured

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Coupla relationship levels, yo

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No split paths for once! :D
Hooray! :D
The First King!
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The end of the road! Time to take out the first district!

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Synchronised reactions! We move as one, we think as one

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Ooooh noooo it's a palette swaaaaaaaaaap D:

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ITS THE KING COW
KING OF THE COWS

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[disclaimer: don't throw rocks at cows its mean :c ]

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Yeeeeah i feel like i should have done this level considerably earlier
Poor guy’s earthquake is a tad underwhelming

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Pretty sure pholtos was banned from participating in science after he accidentally created godzilla

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God i can never get over just how ga- *cough* i mean friendly these level up screens get

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Dude keeps on swingin’ away, without a care in the world
Except for his immenient demise
That ol’ chestnut

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The beeflord falls! Pummeled to death by thousands of teeny little bats

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There we go! First district complete!
Now only… seven thousand more to go.

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Mkay, one down.
Doubling Down!
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With the king of cows dead, the gates of the second district opens wide

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Ah, there you are my old friend
I was worried you weren’t gonna appear this episode

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Flowers and puppies! Its… a thing
This basically confirms my theory that these districts are unique ‘enemies in review’ areas

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I wonder if they’ll enjoy being compressed into nothingness

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Ah yes, my friend you spoil me

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PULL THE LEVER, LAT
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Right leveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer

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Local Alien Sells Flowers, Threatens Customers With Gun

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Damn son, thats a lot of bats

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BK Beefs It: The Movie
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Timebuster always here to help
Pay no attention to the weird liquid all over their hands
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Friendship is built upon one idiots mistakes and another’s assistance

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Bk has poop disease

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Friends! :D

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Why was 2 afraid of 7
Because 7 watches them while they sleep

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For the sake of preserving my sanity and/or time, imma condense the remaining parts into a montage~♫

ENEMIES
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I believe that’s actually a new enemy! The Bloon Loon Loon! Quick, someone get some monkeys!
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TREASURE
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FRIENDSHIP
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OTHER THING
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Ivy’s ready to show off his new skill! The attack that Mata Hari was slinging around in Karkaton: The Tower of Flame!
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KA-BOOOOOOM
Now THAT’s some damage, baby! not counting the fact that he was flatter-boosted but details

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Bk’s still on the toilet, so now some dorks have to operate on their own
NEXT EPISODE
We clear out the remaining paths of the second district! And then potentially fight the next boss!

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split paths are cool
Something goes here sometime.
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