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EPISODE ONE HUNDRED AND FOUR


*jazzy finger snapping sounds*

The King of Treasure!
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time to pop the locks on this here barrier

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if only this dead end had some kind of 'opening mechanism'...

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calamari was physically restraining bk from putting a banana in the hole again

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kinda clashing colours though
can't say i agree with the decor decisions

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and voila! we're free to move on!

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and kicking things off right away with a brand new staff for ivy
its all swirly and rad looking

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a much less impressive reward of... death

i forgot to grab a picture of the enemy lineup, but it was just three Banshee Brainboxes

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xehanort better watch out, enjl's comin' for ya

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butt poking is a specialty of bk's

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ivy levels up from that, hitting level 22

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a hefty chunk of change for our efforts, now if only someone would WANT TO SPEND IT

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get well soon is actually their new single

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BK COME ON
WE HAVE SO MUCH MONEY
PLEASE

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double the cats, double the existance

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OOOOH MY GOD
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IT'S THE KING OF THE SNURPS

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it's ya boy, Sir Cashmoney II Esquire

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judging by the fact that every other super snurp has the intense desire to run away
let's give this everything we've got

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already this thing is proving that it'll be no pushover

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JESUS CHRIST
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THE DAMAGE
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bk, like his real world counterpart, is a big crybaby
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and manages to beef the vengeance because he's crying too much

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calamari, however, slams His Majesty, King of the Snurps, into next friday

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IM RICH BITCH
Froggin' Hell!
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well with all the side paths done, time to move forward

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oh hey sentinel, long time no see

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huh, i wonder who that is
they sound like a pretty cool guy

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OH SHIT IT IS?!
i uh
have some phone calls to make

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there was also a scarf inside the letter that came out and hugged me before flying away

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thank you for the letter minna! :D

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oh geez this pose can only mean one thing
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IT'S ELF TIME, BABY!

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i like how katazuki's just mildy inconvinenced, quills is really depressed and tangy is a roadrunner
truly the full spectrum of human emotion

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LET'S GET AMPHIBIAN UP IN HERE!
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...nintendo continues to not know where faces go

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like taking baby food from a baby

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i uh, dont wanna know where this liquid is coming from

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bloody hell, they're not holding back in this fight geez

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okay calamari, you know what?
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you've lost the privilege of using skills

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now that we've got a coked up cat and distracted enemies, let's do some DAMAGE

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after the stinky, comes the sticky

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yelsey and bk manage to take out the quills-tadpole with the element of surprise

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and calamari with a single strike, throws katazuki into the sun

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one final blow from lat puts the big brute six feet under

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as much as it pains me to help and elf, i GUESS you're welcome

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...this all looks bloody awful

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i prefer them as flying light spheres, honestly

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'sup 'ladies', how're things? other than, yknow, the whole monster stuff

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im PRETTY SURE the dark lords dont have legs
they put all of their limb-powers into their giant yaoi hands

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i know right? its such a dumb name

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you guys could, oh i dont know, HELP?!

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as if im gonna bother visiting you nerds
i only just got the elf stink out of my clothes

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if i make it to the afterlife and see your face, i'll know for certain that im in hell

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it seems the boss was protecting... this SINGLE HOTDOG
truly a cause worth praising

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the lack of sunlight is really starting to affect mikko
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rocky's managed to fart out all the electricity, so he's right as rain!

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a couple more relationship levels, good shit good shit

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he slid into the room in that pose
you could hear him getting the run up all through the hallway

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yelsey decides on a new career as a tetley's chocolate orange

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LEVEL FIFTY, BABY!
this is basically where i intended to get these two, before actually letting yelsey spend time with other miis
(i know it goes all the way to 99, but as it stands yelsey barely knows anybody else)

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let's boogie
Turner-Corning Action!
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another area, another corner, another level

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its probably killing lat's inner scientist having to choose just ONE lever

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SKY BANANA
YOUR LEVER PULLING ACTIONS HAVE PLEASED THE SKY BANANA GODS

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woo another ticket
we can use it to get more money that we really dont need >.>

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me too

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i napped much later than i should have and didnt get to sleep until 7am so i feel you, bud

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science!

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my bed is like, half a meter away
it calls to me always

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kapus is dead

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i appreciate that she still looks around in response to dialogue
she's very talented at sleeping on the job

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the pop squad!

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bk's poison mist skill actually reaches the point where it's useful!
it's a christmas miracle!

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the lone survivor is killed off by bk's counterattack too
its bk's time to shine!
but not too brightly because sunshine kills vampires

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you're father took you into the city?

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i was under the impression the only thoughts in his head were 'get faces' and 'build towers'

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oh, is he running a game show based on drawing out people's suffering in order to maintain their dark powers?

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hey dont call people names
its rude

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that doesnt sound healthy
most people's hearts are full of blood

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hey, what the dark lord does with their willy is their business

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look man, he probably wouldve found some other banana-building canadian to do their dirty work

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you can also take on me
it says so on my business card

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give him a nice dinner and a hot beverage

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...thats it? okay i guess
that was really short

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less artillery, more cattery
NEXT EPISODE
We've got another quiz lined up! Then it's onto more tower climbing!

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NEZHA TALKHAUS HAI
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i like how katazuki's just mildy inconvinenced, quills is really depressed and tangy is a roadrunner
truly the full spectrum of human emotion
100% accurate.
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EPISODE ONE HUNDRED AND FIVE


eternally trapped between being endlessly tired and constantly being on edge
please help

Question Time!
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a whole two centimeters from the last space, its time for quizzes

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you'd think that thirst would at least be a LITTLE BIT quenched by now, geez

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will we finally find out if the curtains match the drapes

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its really kinda hilarious how badly the camera function breaks this minigame
'you only get a split second to see the character but you can also stop time indefinitely'
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it's ya boy, rocky

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i dont really know why all of you agreed to this
does karatekid have some kind of blackmail on you guys
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kapus the blue haired wonder, in the flesh

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and now for the same round, just slightly to the left
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kapus just really likes quizzes

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YOU WERE A FOOL TO CHALLENGE ME, QUIZBOY
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oh hey a semi-decent prize
its a miracle
Penultimate Ascent!
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with karatekid turned to dust once more, we continue our climb

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i dont remember there really being any swords and shields in doom
its more of a guns and armour kinda situation

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i dont really know where the sword was keeping this, but calamari sees things normal humans cannot

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THE SASH RINGING, THE TRASH THINGING

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slapping swords with the palms of your hands is a sure fire way to defeat a swordsman
trust me i think i saw a sword once but it might have been a spatula

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double shields
this demon's going for a maximized evasion set on his mage

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i still really think its not a good idea to eat raocow's 'bananas'
because im PRETTY SURE they're not bananas

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protip: slam your test tube onto a demon's weird ghost crotch for supreme damage

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why are you guys not carrying torches at this point
this happens so often you'd think we'd be working on a countermeasure

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DEATH BY CANDY
i like that everybody else was just standing there watching this sequence happen

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this is truly the most incorrect statement this game has ever produced

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surely it would be more effective if the dragon was holding the weapons and not the weird sphere
im no expert but that sounds like a better idea

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the exploder becomes the exploded

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HERE COMES THE CUDDLES
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JUST KIDDING ITS MUNCH TIME

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bk just HAS to outdo calamari by one damage

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three time the durgens, three times the... uh... fun?

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a very uneventful fight, filled with us hitting the enemies so hard that they died
exciting

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we kept slipping fertilizer into his bed and im pretty sure he was starting to catch on

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bk manages to obtain a shrunken version of his demon form
we dont ask too many questions

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speaking of demon forms, its imp time lads
Into The Darker Lord's Domain!
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finally, we've reached the top of the tower
...but there's no big floaty yaoi hand wielding creepo waiting for us

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like a big chunk of the monsters in this tower dont even have arms
they did pretty well, all things considered

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well that's just dumb
'lets build a big tower on a cloud so we can look down on people, but its built on clouds which you cant actually see through'

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...are we gonna have to kill god
look ive played a lot of rpgs and thats not entirely out of the question

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a very creative name
'hey dave we found this other world what do we call it'
'hmm lets go with otherworld'
'good'

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we should probably knock before we go into heaven

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let's bust our way into outer space and kick a wizard's ass
hell yeah

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so am i to an extent
i hear voices, im a demon and vampire at the same time
cmon man its not that bad

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oh right
you dont have plot protection
staying behind might be smart

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so long and thanks for all the bananas

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you were uh... helpful? i guess?
thanks cowrao

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WE ASCEND TO THE HEAVENS
A R I S E
Otherworldly Presence!
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man this place is super rad looking
we space now!

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we're in a big magic space zone made of faces, what's not to understand, huh?

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part of me was wondering where they were keeping all the faces, honestly
i figured they'd just have a storage container somewhere
with a sticker on it that says 'definitely not faces - mr. derk lard (totally not a dark lord)'

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we gotta slap the dark lord so hard this dimension falls apart

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hey guys its probably gonna be a little bit before we fight them, so you may wanna cool it until then

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GERBINS... IN SPAYCE!
...they have holes cut in their helmets for their ears and noses
i dont think these space suits are very good

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good news: demon powers still work in space
which, by extension, means space hell exists

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pffft
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'hey guysh'

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oh geez i was too busy laughing at their dumb face

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not pictured: bk off screen still giggling

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gambling also exists in space
this is a good idea for a business
space casinos

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yelsey finally expands his friend circle to more than three people

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space cooking, space science, space tanks and space explosions
NEXT EPISODE
Hopefully we don't die in the vacuum of space! :D

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NEVER EVER AGAIN
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EPISODE ONE HUNDRED AND SIX


can you believe writing a thing here is the most difficult bit of doing these?
i dont do anything interesting ever so its hard to think of things D:

Going Galactic!
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i feel like this whole 'overworld map' thing is getting a bit abstract when its outer space

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geez look at those powerful eyebrows
giving sturg a run for his money

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AND HE'S HAVING NONE OF IT
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sturg swallowed a fire flower and started slammin' out fireballs
basically it shoots ~3 fireballs at random enemies
its essentially a better wildshot

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oh no! its more doofy lookin' rock boys!

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it's going home to see it's meteorite wife and meteorite kids

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the other dude, however, was not so lucky

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lat levels up! the progress of science in outer space is staggering!

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oh no dont tell me
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GOD DAMMIT YELSEY
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE A THEIF
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO TAKE THINGS OUT OF POCKETS
NOT PUT THINGS IN THEM

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yelsey's stealth banana delivery service never fails

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i forgot the image at the start, but at least i noticed mid-battle
so here are some space gerblins

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caution: do not expose space suits to science

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and here we have the full spectrum of ham
the 'spectrham', if you will

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two more relationship levels, we're thick as actual-not-banana-gifting theives

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in the future, everything is chrome! even the wizards!

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man that thing actually looks pretty sharp

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with some clever use of aluminium foil, kapus constructs some new armour

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people are actually buying new stuff!! its a miracle!!
that's one bigass chunky knife, man

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cats, beats and fangs
the... dream team??
Universal Unity!
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everybody knows that space is full of hard right angles

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i'd say maybe... two or three updates
not long indeed

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yelsey was eating a banana between frames

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bk you're raising so many death flags right now

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is this it? is it really happening?

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pause for dramatic effect

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GOD DAMMIT
the fanfic was almost complete, yelsey!
you've disappointed everybody!

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that wink, though
the ship is real

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if bk had a heart and/or blood they would be pounding right now

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i mean, if we lose we can probably just do it again
this game is kinda lenient on game overs

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guys again, we've got a ways to go before the boss
save some energy for then

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aliens?! in space?!
IMPOSSIBLE

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[insert ancient meme here]
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oh no! by the power of really old memes, yelsey's become an old man!
'memes were better in my day!' - yelsey

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old status basically halves your damage output, so grandpa yelsey isnt quite as spry as he used to be

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calamari however is perfectly capable of slamming some extraterrestrial nerds

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technically, there's not up or down in space, but there is split paths

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a big box of SPACE BUCKS
theyre legal tender in SPACE

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the boulders and aliens have joined forces!

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with the powers of cocaine, bk and yelsey sweep through them
boosted multitarget attacks, yo

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i think we got some space food ages ago, but here's where it drops naturally

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ENJL GOD DAMMIT
WE HAVE SO MUCH MONEY PLEASE SPEND IT

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calamari legally becomes a 'Fancy Lad™'

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i feel like putting a badge on a tank shell is a very bad idea

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7, 8, 9
it's always so aethetically pleasing when the numbers are counting up

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welp time to go back in and clear out that path
but first, aliens

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mikkofier steals the final blow, taking them both out with a well placed leaf

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alright, all right

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please just let me spend my money ;n;

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this path replaces the meteorites with gerblins!
the aliens have diversified their alliances!

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to be fair though, a healer hiding behind a tank is pretty standard rpg fare
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the smuggest gerblin
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betrayal cuts deep

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we're all just bullying sturg today, apparently
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yknow, 'declaring war on space' sounds like something that america would do
just pointing their tanks at the sky and firing at it

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both bk and mikko level up from all of that, despite them only bullying sturg the whole fight

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we reach 1950 rescues, unlocking even more sprinkles from our buddy Jesus

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yelsey is allergic to space

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our two healers practice some good deeds with some charity

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mikko you and i both know that's not even a flower anymore
you're just a stainless steel disaster

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two healers, a tank and a dps
Treasure Planet!
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i went back to test things out, since i learned from the karkaton secret
and if you go left from the first space, you get access to a 'hidden' treasure space!

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and awaiting us is a shitload of aliens!
i wonder how long they'd been waiting here

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laser powers!
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OH MY GOD
ITS HAPPENING
GRANDPA STURG IS REAL

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somehow, becoming old has made his explosives less potent
because thats how they work

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the powers of snacktime brings bk and enjl closer as friends
close enough to invoke the POWERS OF THE CRAB

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its not even much of a laser
its more of a ray
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oh geez, the pudding's gone all moldy

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grandpa bk and kapus finally put an end to the alien menace

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kapus levels up, and learns a very specific attack!
its an interesting idea for a move, at least

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we've got some high-tier fantasy weapons now, with the glowy space textures and gold/silver plating

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RIGHT HERE
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LET'S TAKE MATA HARI TO FLAVOUR TOWN

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just, yknow, not right now
since the dice control the world :p
Starlight Stash!
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im including this in this update rather than tomorrow's because that's gonna be the finale
and i want that to be its own thing
but for now, there's another hidden space if you go left of the final intersection

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seeing as how SOMEONE keeps giving us bananas
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i think the snurp hunt is the better choice
not like it matters, since we're gonna do both

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i dunno why snurps are in space, but i dont think we should ask too many questions

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one glitch is all it takes to put this snurp six feet under

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and we get one, tiny, shitty radish for it

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holy SHIT that's a lot of snurps

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rest in fucking pieces, jesus christ

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less impressive than the king snurp from earlier, but still a solid chunk of money

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WHOA
it's an exp extravaganza!

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FULL POWER
EVERYBODY CHAAAAAAAAARGE!

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okay, one of them's gone, not too big of a surprise

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the second one vanishes too, disappointing :c

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BK'S COUNTER SAVES THE DAY!
since it's not affected by the damage reduction, it can one shot them! :D

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yeeeees bk
use your face to defeat our foes!

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and the last one gets the crap beaten out of it by The Boys™

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HOLY FUCK
that's a SHITLOAD of exp!
levels for everybody!

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yelsey could smell the exp happening, and got over his allergies

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there was a lot of very uncomfortable petting in this relationship level
nobody enjoyed it but it was in calamari's contract as a cat class

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detective bk's here to solve the mysteries! :D

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sturg mcsturgerson: hero of time and space!

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alright time to hunt some bananas

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time for 'nanas! :D

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there's the first banana
the banana saga begins

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please no
not twice in one update
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YELSEY
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YOU HAVE A PROBLEM, YELSEY

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pull lever, receive banana
how this mechanism was installed in weird magic space clouds, i have no idea

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enjl becomes
BATTLE POPE
WARRIOR OF THE CLOTH

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there are very few musicians that i would consider worthy of 'hero' status
that whole list is just snoop dogg written like three times in crayon

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and so the final team is decided
right here, on stupid, silly and stuff
NEXT EPISODE
THE FINAL SHOWDOWN
TEAM BK VS DARKER LORD MATA HARI


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oooooo babey
nice to see some of those snurps annihilated, too
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alright time to hunt some bananas

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time for 'nanas! :D
Hm...them hats...:thinking:

Also you're not gonna continue after Mata? Granted the postgame is pretty grindy, so it's understandable if you don't.
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I have all the bananas and I'm not good with social situations.

Are you telling me that it's not *right* to sneak bananas into people's pockets? :shock:
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I was so glad when I saw somebody made this
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EPISODE ONE HUNDRED AND SEVEN
THE GRAND FINALE


Well, it's been a long time coming, but we're finally here.
Atop the tower, at the peak of Otherworld.
We stand before the former Great Sage, Darker Lord Mata Hari,
It's time to do this!
(this is gonna be a long update folks, get comfy!)

The Final Showdown!
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here we go guys! let's beat up an onion!

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aw geez, she's redecorated
made things all spooky and final boss-y

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oh no, we've caught her reading some garfield
that wacky cat! always so funny! always! its illegal to not laugh at every single garfield comic

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hey its your fault for making such a bloody long tower
you could have just come and met with me!

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yeah! she's gotta do moderator stuff!
or whatever it is she does here!

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i mean, sorta? its better than you having her

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oh geez, she's eating all of the faces in the world!
...how's anybody gonna see her final form without any eyes

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oh well, she's dead
we did it guys!
we won the game!

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wait
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shit spoke too soon
she's going exodia on our asses

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SHE'S GOT A TOILET CLEANER
EVERYBODY RUN

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...wait
there were three objects
her two hands and... oh dear
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please no
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please anything but-
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pfffffffft
oh my god
this is the dumbest, most amazing thing

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bk did not expect trying to fight YHVH today

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Here we go! She's fully powered and ready for battle, and so are we! Sort of! ...Well as powerful as we're gonna get!

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you look like fuckin' gohdan with backing lights

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i can feel the overwhelming comedy of that face on that body

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IT'S TIME!
LET'S DO THIS!

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bk with the realest statement of the entire playthrough

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wait, Jesus? you're actually being useful?!
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i mean, she DOES have the power to ban me if she needs be
thats about as powerful as forum members can be
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its gonna be an ALL OUT ATTACK!
LEFT HAND OF THE FORBIDDEN ONE!
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TEAM #1 - The Greenhorne Gang!
YelseyKing the Thief! Ivy the Mage! and Kapus the Warrior!

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the first battle, with the first team of the thread!

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let's slap this hand silly!

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hey dont point at people! it's rude!

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don't burn your hand on all this HEAT!

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if your nose is a hand, you might wanna see a doctor

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...well that damage is a bit underwhelming

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they've also got a single target attack, where they flick a coin at us

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let's let yelsey show them how it's done with a REAL whirlwind blades!
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yeeeah that's more like it!

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the best time to show off a new attack, is in the final battle
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its a souped up version of the jump slash, with radder effects

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blast that sucker

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one more time, kapus!
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DOWN IT GOES!

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Battle #1 - Victory!
RIGHT HAND OF THE FORBIDDEN ONE!
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TEAM #2 - The Fairy Forest Fighters!
Sturg the Tank, LearningTimebuster the Scientist and Mikkofier the Flower!

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hi so nervous, im bk
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grandpa sturg's seen his fair share of battle
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time to take down her right hand man!

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man, mario tennis got WEIRD

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you'd think they'd playtest their final boss, this one's GLITCHED!

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mikko we're in space!
we're pretty far from the earth's jurisdiction!
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lat's changed majors to environmental science!

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blasting the hands of god with a tank sounds like a good idea

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this form seems to wield the powers of the great sage, summoning lightning to attack

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shit, we're spotted! everybody scramble!
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it's the second appearance of a lock on attack! ...the only one after it was introduced :p

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i kinda dont wanna waste all of these, i dont know what the final form has in store
but we might as well use SOME

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the ANGRIEST TEAM

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...oh dear
i hadnt thought of that
she broke sturg's guard before the lock-on finished

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hey, do y'all remember the OTHER spell Great Sage Mata Hari used?
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YEP! PILLAR OF FLAME!
turns out its a lot less effective than I was expecting, and i dont really need to shield :p

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lat learns that we're in space, and so stops caring about the environment
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JUST KIDDING MIKKO AIN'T LETTING THAT HAPPEN
ALL ANGER ALL THE TIME

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man, she REALLY hates sturg and lat
science and machines versus magic

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bang bang... he shot me down... bang baaang...♫

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man we are getting TOASTED
this fight's considerably more powerful than the last one

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attack #3!
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the mage version of lightning, complete with splash damage!

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one final, game breaking bug!
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Battle #2 - Victory!
VS MATA HARI, THE DARKER LORD!
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TEAM #3 - BK and The Neksdor Nerds!
BKamakaze the Chef, Rockythechao the Pop Star, Enjl the Cleric and Whimsical Calamari the Cat!

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the time has come... let's beat up a dork!

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you did great guys!
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y'all can go have a nap or something
since for some reason we can't have more than 4 people in a single fight

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INCOMING
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look yall dont understand how fucking funny this was
just that dumb face rising like the sun in the background
with that dumb smile on its mug

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yeah, can you come back a little later? we were having a moment

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aw beans thats never a good thing

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please jesus fucking christ never make that face ever again
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this is gonna haunt my nightmares

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aw shit
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who could have seen thiiiiiiiis comiiiiiiing~♫
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and so the first two teams became enslaved to the darker lord!

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why are you so bloody extra? every action has like, a dozen special effect
...im not saying it doesnt look fucking awesome, but cmon man

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get a load of this fuckin' goof troop
the goofiest looking team
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LET'S GET IN THERE!

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BEHOLD
THE DARKEST LORD!
MATA HARI!

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all of our efforts have led up to this! lets punch the fucking sun!

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CALAMARI WHAT THE FUCK
the FIRST thing you fucking do
when you see a giant sun of death
is try and STEAL ITS LUNCH
AND IT WORKED

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let's flip this pancake!
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that uh
enjl? you okay there bud?

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a... servant? oh dear that couldnt mean...
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YELSEY NO!
WHAT HAS SHE DONE TO YOU?! D:
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AND KAPUS TOO D:
HOW DARE YOU!

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calamari god dammit
this is the final battle, when are we even gonna fuckin' eat these
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okay you've lost your skill privileges, it's cocaine time

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the coin minions do a decent chunk of damage, but she's got a finite number of them!
all we need to do is kill six of 'em and we're good!

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oh no kapus, dont make that face D:
you're making me feel bad :c
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yelsey to the rescue!
even possessed by the dark lord, he still cares about his buddies!
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well, either way, i was gonna smack one of them so its not like it matters too much
its just a cute sentiment

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C O N S U M E
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ouchies, jeez
it seems the power of a supernova is a liiiiiiitle strong
this is leagues above the previous two fights

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Kapus Coin defeated! now kapus can go back to being adorable!

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aw geez
i forgot that the 'chuffed' status overrides the hyper sprinkles

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enjl doing his clerical duties, and actually healing people

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hell yeah, return of the kitty railgun!

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GOD DAMMIT CALAMARI
YOU HAVE ONE JOB

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gotta do everything myself, bloody hell
Yelsey Coin defeated! maybe he can supply the team with bananas from the sidelines!

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Enemy Reinforcements Inbound!
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the two bearded soldiers, the Sturg and Mikkofier Coins join the fray!

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...mikko dies in the first five seconds
Mikkofier Coin defeated! and so nature is freed from capitalism!

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let's go! team strike!
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Sturg Coin defeated! turns out money can't buy happiness!

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even more reinforcements! this should be the last batch!
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the chillest cash, here comes the Ivy and Timebuster Coins!

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Timebuster Coin defeated! bustin' makes me feel good!

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Ivy Coin defeated! i wonder if tom nook accepts cosmic currency?

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mata hari's all out of minions, now she's going on the offensive!

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with all these multi-target attacks, might as well start charging a party heal!

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she has another attack where she sends her 'face coins' that surround her to attack
...its a bit underwhelming

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this attack, however, is always a crowd pleaser

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soup's on, everybody!
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heck yeah, now THAT's what i call healing vol. 4

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calamari's 'chuffed'-ness wore off, so it's coke time, baby

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NO MERCY!

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time to bust out the big guns, baby
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HELL YEAH
it's an ALL OUT ATTACK!

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is it the bit where you surrender? because i've been waiting for the whole fight

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oh jesus please dont come that close
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...this cannot be good
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FUCK OH JESUS
the scariest screenshots in this whole playthrough
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i dunno why this attack took THAT MANY SPECIAL EFFECTS, but what it does is reduce everybody to 1HP!
...which is not great

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oh no she gets another attack
will the dodge activate?!
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SAVED BY FRIENDSHIP
THE CLUTCH IS REAL

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...oh shit
im... out of sprinkles
this is real bad D:

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FULL POWER
NO QUARTER!

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a coked up calamari, a chuffed bk and enjl
let's give them hell!
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WE DID IT!

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THE DARKER LORD FALLS!
IN A GLORIOUS EXPLOSION THAT WOULD MAKE IVY PROUD!

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the team reigns supreme!
Requiem for a Dark Lord!
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the silence after the storm

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well shit
we killed her
what a shame
alright guys pack it up lets go home

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oh right this fucker
the darkest poop emoji
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oh shit, he's pissed
im impressed he could show it without eyebrows

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oh hey she's still alive

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FOOL ME ONCE!

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that was close
the prediction of 'darkest lord bk' was almost a thing

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yall need to come up with better names for things

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seems mata hari knows traps as well as spells

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give me your wallet

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time for a monologue, folks!

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HE WAS A MAN
I MEAN HE WAS A DRAGON MAN

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shit dude me too

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is this the man who quit history

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faces are overrated anyway

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how the heck would that even work
he just dipped his head in concrete and called it a day

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existance is overrated too

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and then, he was gone! aieeeeeeeeee!
what kind of a man would perform such deeds?
...thats a very specific reference
shout out to anyone that gets it

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he took a big blue dump and forgot to flush before disappearing
and it turned into this

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he is the shadow, the true self

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"...where are my keys?"
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i've got a blender somewhere, im sure we could figure something out

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just kidding, let's save the day!

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the most helpful puddi :3

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hey look man my first thought was a blender, dont give me too much credit

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time for me to use my real power, the one i've been using since the start of the game

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the ability to cast miis as characters!

and so
we give form to the dark curse
The first character we encountered in the thread, and the last:

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128-Up.
even though this was RNG's decision, somehow this seems fitting
(part of me wishes i could have drawn this out to part 128 and done it then, but that would take way to long, haha)

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from the heavens comes the form i bestowed

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i summoned you into existance :D

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:O!

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im pretty good at restoring people's faces, i've had a lot of practice :3

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'he's going straight to the salt mines'

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later alligator B)

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i hit you really hard with a frying pan! :D
The Credits!
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santa? is that you?

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the best the best the best

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they'll need to visit the lost and found to collect them, though
and there's a two week grace period before they get thrown out

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we did it! we saved the world! :D

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our faithful healer, Enjl
our adorable warrior, Kapus
our chill wizard, Ivy
our trendy theif, YelseyKing
our pudding chef, Bkamakaze

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our wild flower, Mikkofier
our elderly tank, Sturg
our awesome scientist, Learning Timebuster
our monday-hating cat, Whimsical Calamari
our rock-n-roll pop star, Rockythechao

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the undefeatable army!
the ultimate team!

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...yknow, i never got your name
who ARE you, mr. mysterious voice?
oh well, that's a question for another time

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shout out to the people who only got one eye back
it seems demo's family were somewhere in this world

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its an rpg, i sincerely doubt the peace lasted

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and now... for the roll call!
let's catch up with what everybody's up to! :D

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first things first, it's our big boy, King Salmon!
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wait a minute
HE IS BEEFLESS
HE IS WITHOUT THE BEEF
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of course, it's the royal guard!
Picochilla, Mikkofier v3.0, Euparkeria and Jojk!
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TEN THOUSAND YEARS DUNGEON
ALL OF YOU
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Mr. Slambo himself, the first Major NPC we encountered and King of Greenhorne!

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lunatic quark! the weenie with a heart of gold!
and judging by that outfit...
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here comes the bride!
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Princess pholtos! the most :3 of princesses!
(and second cutest, after yours truly ;) )
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it turns out pholtos was so adorable, that it ruptured quark's tear ducts
its a blessing and a curse
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Quarky and :3, together forever!

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its mr. boneboy himself, InsaneIntentions!
for a skeleton, he sure has a lot of fluids
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who could that big buff arm belong to?
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why it's Cheez! the genie of the lamp!
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insane's having none of it
he's sick of cheez's shenanigans and sick gains
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these two oughta get some redemption arcs
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the lord of mischief Cheddar and the spoiled prince Bonelord

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wait i recognise those rumps
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tangeruse! the youngest fairy, with a sweet tooth the size of their homeland!
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FrozenQuills! the middle fairy, a pure heart and an even purer internet history, im sure
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katazuki, the eldest fairy, and a queen of mischief and video game themed reaction images
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a trio of magical mistresses who may or may not actually be ladies!

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it's the original lord of yaoi hands and/or darkness
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it's raocow! our villain for the first half, and banana-building buddy for the second!

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an injured doggo! ...hopefully its not the same dog we beat up in pecuila :s
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a magical healing spell from off screen! that's my favourite place for magic to be
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our newest boy and former spirit of darkness, 128-up
as well as his new mentor, professional dork Mata Hari!
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not pictured: mata hari unhinging her jaw and swallowing the dog
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i wonder if 128 still has any of his dark powers

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and the stars of our show!
the victorious team!
TEAM TALKTOPIA!
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oh hey its everybody's favourite photographer who i almost completely cut out of the thread!
BECAUSE HOW DARE THEY TAKE MY JOB
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oh geez sturg with the upskirt shot
we dont need to see that, jesus

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and that's that!
Sorry for the super duper long update guys, this is the kinda thing that I had to get in one episode.
This has been super fun! The game was fun as heck, if a little repetitive at times.
I don't know if I'm going to do the post game, I believe there's new areas and bosses and stuff to do, but like Kataz said, it's pretty grindy and there's not a real 'Goal' like defeating the final boss.
That said, even if I do play more, it's not gonna be posted for quite some time, I need a break hahaha.
This update alone took about 3 1/2 hours to do, so yeah I'm a bit tired after this.

I hope you all enjoyed watching this as much as I enjoyed playing!
See you all next time, on TALKTOPIA! :D
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Thank you very much, BK. We love you!

also why does the 'darkest lord' take the form of a sun

also why is there a typo in the final boss dialogue
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Ultimately I'm just glad I turned out to be a more important character than raocow
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you have no idea how much i live for that phrase

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That was a fun ride, bk. Thanks for letting us be a part of it. Good job!
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This has been a really fun thread! Thanks for make :D
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That was an epic finale. This whole project was a lot of fun, but you totally deserve a break. :3

Also, here, have one last HP Banana. You know, for the road.
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these two oughta get some redemption arcs
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Thanks for the ride, BK, it's been awesome!
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These are always so great, but each time it feels like they go by even faster. What a good ride though.
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ever since i fought the final boss, i knew this thread's version was gonna be full of amazing faces.
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pholtos wrote: 6 years ago
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Also I'm bad at keeping up with things lately but I did go back and read all the parts I missed and this was such a silly and fun ride from start to finish!
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Guys, I literally just realized: check out what 'matahari' actually means
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