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I take the darkness scene as the Mii having their eyes closed because they're scared in a comedic fashion.

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Postby Ivy » 2 years ago

Jesus Christ BK I really can never trust you to have good tastes in food. Pea Soup is fantastic especially if it's nice and well seasoned

Also that dog cake looks a lot like Spurdo
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Postby YelseyKing » 2 years ago

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Or does he?!

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EPISODE NINETY-ONE


[insert current title of the twitter thread here]

Welcome to the Hotel Talktopia!
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with bootleg dracula in tow, we head back into Peculia!

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branching off the path from last time, a massive spooky mansion that we somehow didnt notice!

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geez its bloody dark in here, jeez
would it kill them to pay the electricity bill

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*proceeds to butcher the pronunciation of macabre despite knowing full well how it's supposed to be pronounced*

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aw geez map
you gave me such good vibes and whoosh just like that theyre all gone

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...this is gonna be a long run
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he said this twice in a row
nobody acknowledge him or make eye contact

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aaaaaaaall the way to the top, baby

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...wait, these guys?
thematically, sure, they work, but they're like, three worlds back in terms of strength!

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weak-ass enemies are prime prey for the classic tactic

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oh they're using the age old 'throw lots of enemies at you and see what happens' tactic
classic strat vs classic strat

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ivy's at his best when everybody's significantly weaker than himself

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this place is full of spoOoOoOoOky wooooonders

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this is like whack-a-mole but in reverse
the hammers are in the box and want you, the moles, dead

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hatkid's basic attack is the same as the thief/flower/pop star, with a multitarget attack

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beep boop you're dead forever now

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bk levels up and learns 'Absolute Chaos: The Move'

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kapus is feeling a bit crapus
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and mikkofier is feeling mikkoclear
okay that one's a stretch

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double friend levels, double the fun

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after seeing calamari's massive package, anything else just looks sad
...wait no not like that

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now ivy's ready for some shin megami-themed adventures

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ready for future combat, where the guns are science and the music is demonic

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second time's the charm

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more skellies, more cannon fodder

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even more skellies, more literal cannon fodder

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you'd think 'get well soon' would trigger on the people who keep getting sick inn the inn

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ivy thats not a staff
and trust me, i know many many uses for bananas
a staff is not one of them

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we replaced the science with cats
those two things are pretty interchangeable anyway

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the next run was the middle point on the triple split at the beginning
and we're greeted by BETRAYAL

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giving the gift of BONES

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oh no its just too funny how can i resis-
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JOKE FREE ZONE
note the fact that this didnt cover calamari at all
bk's doing his best but he's just too small ;^;
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it turns out doing a really terrible job of defending your teammates is the secret to making friends

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oh right we were fighting skeletons i forgot
they are really forgettable

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back up to the path we did last time

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a couple of hammer boys

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FEEL THE ROYAL POWER OF THE DOUBLE SONIC BOOM

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dude, hatkid, i think the one ghost is less of a nuisance than the 2000 skeletons

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high grade military weapons are very effective versus a pile of bones

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White Ranger Timebuster!

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a complete party mixup, with captain expurosion back in action

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FOURTH TIME'S THE CHARM

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i wonder what time it is

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teamwork makes the dreamworks pictures creators of such classic movies as antz with a z

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IT'S TIME
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the trials and tribulations are over yet

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even without his new god-like powers, ivy still makes short work of them

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and enjl, attempts to become the one true ghost in this mansion

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kapus definitely wasn't just scared of ghosts, she promised

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enjl convinces calamari to donate his liver to the church

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science, swords, service and skitties

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FIFTH TIME'S THE CHARM

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there's SO MANY BONES

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well, no reason why i shouldnt show off bk's new crowd clearing move
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GET IT WHILE IT'S HOT!
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Synchronised Scorchin'!
also it seems like only one of the people affected gets a quarrel point
which makes it a little better than i thought it would

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god i'd kill for a fight thats not just hammers or skeletons right about now

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the traditional t-pose of victory

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please leave

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lat finally puts away the weird demon ballsack thing they were wielding before

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297, now that was a good year

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SIXTH TIME'S THE CHARM
also feat. hatkid the pokemon

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jesus christ FINALLY A NEW ENEMY
the legions of the undead were boring me to death

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also, hatkid actually using a skill!
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that uh
didnt do a whole lot
im pretty sure his normal attack would have done more damage

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lat's trying to determine if it's a forgery for his museum
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bloody hell that's a heavy hit

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getting grass stains all over the priceless works of art

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lat's deeper understanding of the fine arts allows them to level up

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and now, for the final area

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yeah im not acknowledging you lot

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hitting 1700 rescues unlocks a more powerful sprinkle container!

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GET IT
THIEVES
BECAUSE YELSEY'S A THIEF
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oh yeah lat an ivy leveled up too i guess

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god we're finally done with that stage
nintendo please stop using this map type ;n;
Casa del Spooky!
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can't leave y'all with only one space clear, though
ONWARDS!

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...not worth commenting on

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yknow when people say 'i can't draw faces'
well this guy wasnt kidding

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yelsey couldnt artfully dodge this one

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stare death in they eyes and say 'pls'
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man, yelsey's on a rollercoaster of emotions right now
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'when's my turn? :D'
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misfortune is his middle name

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it's their favourite meal! deep fried science!
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it turns out it contained some crab!

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bk attacks the hidden art weakpoint, the back of the canvas!
thats where all artists draw the big glowy point that all good enemies have

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sturg eats the paintings

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these skeleton fights are getting less and less interesting
and they started at 'not interesting'

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bk forgot to remove all the poisonous bits from that meal earlier

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calamari donates more organs to various anonymous benefactors

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this level was much shorter! thank christ

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short enough, in fact, that im gonna tack the treasure spot on here

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hell yeah, chocolate! at least, i think the sundae is chocolate
its probably dirt

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calamari grabs a new set of claws, this time ones that arent spike balls

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the gayness friendship is off the charts!

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tadaaaaah~
we're done here boys
NEXT EPISODE
Two roads, leading to the same destination. All paths will fall before us!

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AS VICTORIES MOUNT, SO TOO WILL RESISTANCE
TALKHAUS: FIST PLANET
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Postby Ivy » 2 years ago

Ah, that painting is an Animal Crossing staple
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EPISODE NINETY-TWO


its getting hotter and hotter here, and its not even summer yet D:
also whoa actually doing an update on time what is this

Creepy Crawlin'!
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well, the last space is open to us, but we've got two more paths to do first

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did i say two more, i meant several

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oh right, this entire mansion is swarming with bone boys
i almost forgot

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kapus spins to win, killing everything in her path

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sleepy beeky

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im always tired, this is nothing new
this was a very worthwhile exchange

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a second verse, same as the first

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oh hey a burg, and we didnt even have to murder this one

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wow that was really short

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kapus is sick
sick of your SHIT

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the most magic squad

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welp, back to do the bottom path

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dont forget to dip your gummies in protein
its the only way to unlock the SECRET POWER BOOST

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bottom path number twooooooooooo

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look i actually studied art at one point
but i still recognise this as 'that one animal crossing painting'
this and the one with the leaf

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jesus christ enjl
your bones are made of tissue paper

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roast 'em, toast 'em, hit 'em with the pan

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more relationship levels! :D

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guys the mucus
you dont understand
rocky can't handle it anymore
its everywhere

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THE MAGIC OF FRIENDSHIP SAVES THE DAY

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this isnt how diseases work but im not complaining

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double cat, and the powers of heaven and hell
Manic Mansion!
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one road down, now for the other one

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what a sweet way to start things off :3

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buh buh buh buh
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welp, yelsey's dead forever now
he will be missed
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sometimes i can still hear his voice...

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i hope the chest has LOTSA SP- *shot*

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oh man i like the one on the right
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>:c

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of all the people you could hide behind, you choose the tiny demon
good plan
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great camera work there, me
you did a great job
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calamari's way too fuckin' blitzed to even realise what's going on
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he doesnt even know where he is right now

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he's present enough to smack the crap out of some bitches, though

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another pretty short level
nice and refreshing after the crazy long ones from earlier

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the lat is back!

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please help there has been a glue-based accident and now we're stuck together

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enjl eats exclusively toast
forever and always

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the original team is back in action!
I Ain't Afraid of No Ghost!
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time for the final showdown

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omigosh it's so cute!!
i wanna cuddle that spook :3

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PREPARE TO BE HUGGED

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the cutest patoot

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might as well go all out, time for turbokapus

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someone get this guy a mint or something, geez

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just keep flinging the warrior at them, what could go wrong

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silly ghosts, always falling for traps
thats like the number one trope of ghost hunting things
...right before it breaks out and kills someone

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now let's see who this ghost REALLY is
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it was Old Man Skelliebones all along!

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peter pecker picked a criminal offense and is going to prison

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it seems hatkid is, in fact, afraid of no ghost

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wait i never said i was giving you the mansion
this is my house now

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i hope its not chlamydia again
fool me once
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oh hey, it's the same kinda pendant as the one we got aaaaaaall the way at the beginning
yknow, the one that lets us talk to God
...maybe i can talk to dio with this...

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everyone's very concerned about the weird cursed amulet we now own

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oh christ
weird jewels starting to glow is never a good thing

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this is above and beyond the worst thing ive ever photoshopped

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i really, REALLY dont think thats a good idea
do you know who you're trusting with that power
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does this look like the face of someone who should control who lives and who dies

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oh right this is a thing that happened too

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im like 80% sure you havent learned your lesson and are just doing this because you're in crippling debt again
i told you to stop watching those infomercials, man!

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unfortunately bk is far too stupid to see through such an obvious ploy
NEXT EPISODE
With a brand new class available, we head back to the Hub once again, in search of a new goal!

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WELL GUESS WHAT?
IDOL TIME TALKHAUS
So! With all of that out of the way, a question remains:

What do we do with the Vampire class?
Should we give it to BK, since he's already multiclassing a bunch?
Or should we vote on who gets it?

Personally I'd prefer the former, it's make it easier for me with less dice rolls and stuff
But in the end it's up to all of you! Lemme know what you'd prefer and I'll put it into action next time I play :3

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Postby Mata Hari » 2 years ago

I mean the best way to see all it can do is to give it to the person who's always in the party right

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Postby cheez8 » 2 years ago

I'd say give it to BK, yeah.

...So just how important is the Whatzit family, anyway? That's the second mythical power-granting pendant they've been passing down now. Do they have, like, five of these things in reserve?
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Postby Katazuki » 2 years ago

Well don't forget one thing.

If you switch BK to Vampire you have to start that class all the way back from level 1.
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Postby Whimsical Calamari » 2 years ago

Maybe you could just go vampire full-time for a while. Get a feel for the class, upgrade the gear to the other classes' standards if that's how this works, make one less roll per inn.
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Postby BurntTenda » 2 years ago

I think Calamari has a good idea

It's getting colder and colder here
At least I don't live up north
Like that one place that has -26° C/-15° F temperature
Something goes here sometime.
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EPISODE NINETY-THREE


man i forgot how great darkest dungeon was
never has a game frustrated me and entertained me as much as that one

Kono BK Da!
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welp, the people have spoken, and what they've said is 'kill bk and revive him as an unholy abomination'
so, in order to balance out the whole 'start at level one' thing, i'm gonna keep him as this class for the whole next quest
plus, it'll give us some time to show off the class

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also, kapus and lat go on a holiday
and by holiday i mean destroy a small island in the pacific
legally, i can't say which one

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let's see how the boys deal with impending death

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so yeah, now that all of that's out of the way, we've gotta go get a new quest

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im pretty sure there was time to lose
because we've put this quest off for AGES
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time to practice some science!

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shit he's on to me

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the best place to do science
in the sky
because then it's sky-ence

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new areas are open!
now we can finally see what hoeloe's up to

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is that a frozen dinner
have you been raiding my food supplies in real life

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try our new brand, Wizard Meals®

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hoeloe
you uh
might wanna open the packet

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frozen instant steak sounds like a pretty bad waste of a steak

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yeah i dunno if it suits the whole 'im a gourmet' image if you're just downing lean cuisines

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why do you just cart that table around and eat miscellaneous foods in the middle of nowhere

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now that's what i call food items volume 10

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another question:
why did you have so many of these
so many mysteries
Aerial Advance!
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looks like our destination is that big fancy tower place over there
but first: level!

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look man i dont know how to explain what happened
but bk and rocky danced a bit and became better friends

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new enemies!
...who the heck builds a robot penguin

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guess what
even as an immortal spectre of the night, bk is still an idiot
just, a much weaker idiot

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slashing the crap out of robots is a cat's legal duty

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six levels at once, baby! we're climbing that ladder!
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also bk learns a counterattack ability! which is really neat since his defence is so underlevelled right now and will probably die if someone looks at him too aggressively
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did you think that was it? nope, bonus xp gives 2 more!
level nine already, yo

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you know what they call split paths in the sky?
split paths
theyre not very creative in the sky

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a whole one (1) sweet!
that will go nicely with the 50 i have in storage and will never eat

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another 'new' enemy
its not really new, its just a recolour of the cloud enemy but yknow

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PREPARE FOR MY DARK ABILITIES
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for once, having low defence is a useful thing
since the counter is half of the damage that they do to bk
and it ALWAYS activates on basic attacks (special moves, like earthquakes or projectiles, dont work)

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clearing out big crowds of enemies is a cinch for our multitargetting boys

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another 3 (two normal, one bonus xp based) levels for bk, bringing him up to level 12
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also, he becomes semi-immortal
just thought i'd mention that

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mikko gets a severe case of...
i was gonna put a disease from darkest dungeon here but the first one that came to mind was 'spasm of the entrails'
and thats a bit too gnarly for this
so ill settle for 'his toe is a bit sore and he's milking the injury for all it's worth'

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enjl please dont look at me like that

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if you manage to look like less of a nerd ill be amazed

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god he looks EXACTLY like somebody but i can't place it
its on the tip of my tongue but argh

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I KNOW RIGHT

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man it's gonna be a long road to decent equipment, eh?
as a comparison, everyone else's equipment costs ~5000G

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welp onwards to the next path

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spooooooooge'd

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only one level this time, but he learned that move that hatkid kept spamming

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plus, a new item!
i uh
dont wanna know how they juice robots

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up we go

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heck yeah, more tickets
more tickets = more dosh

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here we go again~♫

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now, lets see how poisonous pudding tastes >:3
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well
it doesnt do a lot of damage
but im pretty sure that's just because of bk's low level

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here's what the healing cloud does, since we killed it so fast last time
it's got a party heal

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i still think glitch should do more damage to robots >.>
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*mr. champloo voice* DELICIOUS

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and that's all she wrote!

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mikko's toe is all healed now! it's a christmas miracle!

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a few more levels in the relationship arena

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bk paints his batarang red, which somehow makes it more powerful

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and rocky steals a microphone from some magical girl anime

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potentially a waste of a ticket, but look how cute he looks! cute floofy suit =w=

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a fairly straightforward rpg party
thief, cleric, warrior... and a vampire
Quiz in the Laboratory!
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door's open to the mystical magical laboratory!

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and straight off the bat, we've got our buddy the quizmaster again

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hello... you
dont think i forgot about the chest incident

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now THAT one i can do, easy

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look
the only reason i know this fact
is because of this video
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it's ten, baby

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how's your talktopia history?
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Prince Insane was her betrothed, and Lunatic Quark was her best bud :3

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more history
as if i could forget ANYTHING about king salmon
no matter how hard i try
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he's got that MEAT
he's a MEATY BOY

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like, im never even gonna eat these
but the victory tastes sweeter than any banana
NEXT EPISODE
We explore this new submap! Hopefully Bean knows where he's going!

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GOODBYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEE~♫
TALKHAUS EVERGARDEN
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Postby BurntTenda » 2 years ago

I really like the vampire clothing.
I like top hats
Something goes here sometime.
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Postby Bean » 2 years ago

bkamakaze wrote: We explore this new submap! Hopefully Bean knows where he's going!
Me and direction? You done messed up now.

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Postby A Confession » 2 years ago

add me into this

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EPISODE NINETY-FOUR


well sure ecstasy, PM me a mii or character reference or something and i'll add you to the queue

Polished Palace!
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three paths open to us in the wa-a-a-acky new area
might as well do the closest one first

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i like that we have a super science facility like this in the world
then there's greenhorne which is just a medieval castle town

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metal scorpion sounds like the name of a metal gear character

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even robots can go to hell

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with the help of the team, bk's damage output gets boosted to a semi-normal level

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when someone says 'say cheese' and you gotta be a nerd about it
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having some decent party clear as an assistant character is pretty nice, not gonna lie

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climbin' that ladder, yo

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the heck are lizards doing here
is this a planet of the apes situation

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slice, dice, and everything nice

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another battle, another level

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ah, captivated by my cuteness, eh?
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'just the weight of your sins'

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i wonder what happens if you pick this one

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YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST, FOLKS
KAPUS THINKS IM COOOOOOL

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BK NO THATS RUDE

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meanwhile, mikko and calamari both think each other has some kind of weird skin disease
when in reality their clothes are just REALLY
REALLY
tight

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its VERY used
like
you cannot physically tell which part of it is fabric

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but I wanted the gross hanky
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somehow, even when he isnt involved, sturg manages to piss more people off

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kinda weird not having the other rolls
but hey, less work B)

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ill throw the treasure in here because why the heck not

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heck yeah one single weiner

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heck... yeah soup?

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ew
can we put it back

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im surprised he even noticed something was wrong

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sturg, for once im on your side here bud
you did literally nothing
enjl gave you a crusty hanky and rocky was jealous

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this was potentially the dumbest quarrel yet

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meanwhile, bk is blissfully unaware, running around making 'whooshing' and 'nyooming' noises as he pretends his bat is flying

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now that the weenie fight is over, let's get the show back on the road
Shiny Quests and Me!
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next on the agenda, another level! WHO COULD HAVE GUESSED

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bk is very easily distracted by shiny things

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he's not listening at all
everything is too shiny

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robots? you have my attention again

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listen
i know damn well sturg was not built in a clean environment

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are you telling me that thing on your head isnt one big dust cloud

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*slowly glances over to the giant pile of unwashed clothes in the corner of my room*
oh

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yknow im kinda digging the robot enemies
ive always had a soft spot for robots
unlike robots, who do not have soft spots
because they are made of metal

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combo booping!

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for once its not bk getting a level

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man this place is crawling with enemies

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lat barely avoids what looks like the instakill attack that the scary version of the scorpions used

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sturg's jealous that the robot scorpions are cuter than he is, and goes berserk

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ding! almost up to the standard of everyone else

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intermii relations are going smoothly, captain

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the magic squad rides again
NEXT EPISODE
Come watch a vampire pudding slip on the stupidly polished floors of this place!
Oh and probably more Talktopia

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WAIT WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY
3-TALKHAUS NO LION
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Postby YelseyKing » 2 years ago

You know, it's at this point that it finally occurs to me that while my character seems to be *super* close to BK's, he doesn't seem to have formed any relationships with anyone *else*. Guess he only has eyes for pudding. :3
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Postby Katazuki » 2 years ago

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lat barely avoids what looks like the instakill attack that the scary version of the scorpions used
Fun fact: That is an instakill attack. Lat's lucky that he's so cool!

Had to face that a million times trying to grind for the Very Rare BBQ Scorpion.

...I wonder it deals half of that damage back if it hits BK, because that would instakill it too.
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Postby bkamakaze » 2 years ago

EPISODE NINETY-FIVE


video games? nah, never heard of 'em

Future Fighters!
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the way to the goal is open, but we have unfinished business to get to

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the ageing robot looks like a weird metal loaf of bread with a wheel

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bk actually kills something with his curse
i didnt know robots could be affected by curses in general

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clouds may not have butts, but that doesnt stop calamari from tearing it off

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and so begins calamari's life of crime

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enjl youre dressed as a ghost
and THIS scares you?

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wait what
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SCANDALS

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oh no its the lewd police
theyve come to take down my thread

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YEP ITS DEFINITELY AN INSTAKILL MOVE
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oh geez everyone's pissed
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everyone except bk who is very confused
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jeez guys calm down
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he's fine look
they just killed his stunt double

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calamari reminding us that the cat is where it's at

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Bean's Robot Removal Service™
The World's First Door-to-Door Robobustin' Service!

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rocky levels up from that, it turns out bashing robots is very good for musical inspiration

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hitting 1750 rescues nets us more sprinkles and a security upgrade!

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new relationship levels everywhere!
also in response to yelsey's comment: yes, yelsey only really has relationship levels with bk and the world one gang
why? because im mostly using it to see what you get for higher levels

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bk want's to go play persona

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yelsey that's not a new knife
look
you can try and use it as a knife if you want
im not going to stop you
but you're gonna learn one way or another

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let's see who's better at science: lat or bean?

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a new space opened up! might as well drop it in here since its really short
(its a treasure spot but for some reason doesnt show it)

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tickets, please!

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Other Red Ranger Enjl!
like, one of those 'cross generation' things that power rangers do sometimes
i think thats a thing they do i never really watched power rangers much

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got that BIG money
that LARGE money

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yelsey finally realises that bananas are not weapons and buys and actual knife

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now it's time for the man and his machine to take flight
Super Mecha Battle 200X!
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hmm i wonder if this space with the big-ass glowing rune under it and the big exclamation point is our destination...

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i dunno man it smells kinda like lube in here

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wait i thought you knew
why are you even here

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where will you be when diarrhea strikes?

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ooooh nooooo whoooo could have seen this coooooming???

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THE INVENTOR HAS BECOME THE INVENTION!
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man this boss has a pretty neat design
definitely made up for the crappy dog boss from earlier

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BLAM
what's the matter, beany? overheating?

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oh dear no he's not
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TARGET ACQUIRED

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dont worry fellas, god's got your back with a brand new sprinkle!
kinda weird that we're getting it this late in the game but hey
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why have you not helped before
why choose NOW to start being useful?
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so basically it's a holy mantle that i can apply to people
that sounds fairly useful
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ARMOUR UP

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aw geez he's bent over and ready to party
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and so, we deus ex machina'd our way out of the fight with this machina

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and after that, bean retreats back into basically the same enemy as the ageing robot from earlier

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reduced to attacking via headbutting
how the mighty have fallen

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we then proceeded to absolutely wail on him for ages

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and so the boy returns back to his true form

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out of the toaster and back to toasting
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we get five of these things, so this fight is basically won already

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the biggest butterfly!
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...not big enough to do decent damage, apparently

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the death beam fires again!
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...and is once again completely negated by the sprinkles
kinda sucks that this fight is such a joke because of that
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dude, just surrender at this point
im sure living as a robot wont be THAT bad

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take this one back to the shop, boys, it's busted

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welcome back, beanboy

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i wonder how the experience of looking throught the eyes of a robot will affect the progress in robotics

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i have seen faces applied to basically everything at this point
a robot is par for the course

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why are these gems so massive
it's the size of bean's god damn torso

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NOSE GET

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well, the science got done and we got a neat gem
for the miis who are still alive

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three outta four baby

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i'd laugh if we finally got the doors open and mata hari wasnt even in there
there's just a note on the floor that says 'haha prank'd'

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well if i haaaaaaave toooooo :/

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kapus pooped out all the diseases! :D

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sturg is endlessly concerned with that last caption

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yelsey rebels against the man, man

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okay i was joking about the baterang before but this is straight out of batman

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and so scienceland is done! we had fun, ate some robots and killed a priceless machine
NEXT EPISODE
Back to the Hub for new quests! Only one gem to go!

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TRIP TALKHAUS
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Postby Bean » 2 years ago

Even if all the danger is nullified, it's better being this than a mouse!

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Postby Rockythechao » 2 years ago

something just clicked
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no dont tell me
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GOD DAMMIT YELSEY
HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
bkamakaze wrote:Image
yelsey finally realises that bananas are not weapons and buys and actual knife
should we be concerned about the possibility of randomly finding knives in our pockets from this point on?
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Postby Mata Hari » 2 years ago

Straight outta Batman, a crazy motherfucker named BK

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Postby YelseyKing » 2 years ago

So... am I missing something here? When did BK turn into a leprechaun?
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