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TALKTOPIA - Post-Game Adventures!

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Postby Katazuki » 2 years ago

You'll definitely be seeing a lot of that split path when you're doing quests! My recommendation to you is too not OCD it completely and only run the map 4 times to go on every event path and not care about the minor crossroads. You'll see why after this quest is over.
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Postby bkamakaze » 2 years ago

EPISODE EIGHTY-FOUR


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this image was titled 'horizontal close-up of a single red jellybean on a white background'
look i dont know why they felt the need to make that specific image

...dont ask why i was looking for this

Subterranean Search!
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before we do anything, we need to check this spot

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its probably dirt
normally that's where you find dirt

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maybe bananas are the potatoes of this world

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fancy that, its almost like they made it so the last possible spot has the treasure

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aight, time for the main course

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kicking it off with a couple nosey neighbours

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nothing the sassiest flower can't handle
look at that pose
he's ready for beyonce's next music video

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second verse, slightly different to the first but still fundamentally similar

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with the support of some aromatherapy, kapus slices and dices the cactus

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oh hey let's do it twice for some reason

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i was going to write 'putting the 'cat' in 'cactus'' but thats not how that's works

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1550 rescues rewards us with slightly more sprinkles

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yelsey got a bad case of 'wontstopsneakingbananasintopeoplespocketsitis'

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two more relationship levels, free of charge

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enjls really taking his class seriously, looking like an actual cleric

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mikko's really loving the underground, eh?
well, flowers DO eat dirt, and we're surrounded by it
One For The Road!
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that's finished, now for the final exclamation spot

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bk you've made that exact statement three times in a row
i guess i can't fault your optimism at least

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I WAS RIGHT
THE SOLUTION WAS A BANANA
YOU THOUGH I WAS MAD
WHO'S LAUGHING NOW?!

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GOT ITEM

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i mean
he didnt REALLY give us the quest
he just kinda said 'eh there's probably a thing here go get it if you want'

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thats what google maps says when we look up their name, yes

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then the other ones HAVE to take bananas
there's no way they'd use more than one jewel

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i-i mean, i guess we can check to see if there are any more

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we slapped the last one silly pretty easily, how harder can two letters make things?

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ugh, do i haaaaaaave to? :/

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i dont know why we needed to head back to the inn after this, but okay
and using the other entrance too, which was weird

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despite, yknow, not actually doing anything, we still need to reroll our cast
Quest 2 - The Sequel to Quest!
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with our quest finished, what else is there to do but take on the next one?

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might as well speak with mr. thunder, lightning and big stone faces

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RUDE
technically correct but still
RUDE

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the next quest in level order is mayor meta's rat problem

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i already did that like, what, three times-ish?
saving the town, saving king salmon and saving princess pholtos?

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couldnt hurt saving them another time, i suppose

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bk's completely zoned out at this point
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"i could really go for a banana right now"

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did you leave a massive thing of cheese out overnight in your kitchen

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keep shirking your work onto strangers and ill dump you into one of these towers
NEXT EPISODE
We head back to World 1 and deal with an infestation!

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Postby bkamakaze » 2 years ago

EPISODE EIGHTY-FIVE


happy spooksmas to those of you in countries that care about spooksmas
i wish it was more of a thing here :c

Tower? I Hardly Know 'Er!
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when we left off, we'd just gotten a new quest from Mayor Metasomnia
a spot of pest control in Greenhorne

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okay guys
that's not one, but TWO big spooky towers RIGHT NEXT TO YOUR CASTLE
i know the real estate for the castle was cheap, but COME ON GUYS

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i havent eaten dinner yet tonight and i gotta admit
that looks pretty tasty
...i wonder what snake tastes like

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bk what have i told you about strange bottles in spooky dungeons

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unfortunately, bk's too stupid to actually listen to reason

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this time, at least, he didnt die

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holy crap thats a lot of meat
dammit game you're making me hungry

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new-ish enemies! (not including the mouse boss from world one)
THEYRE SO CUTE

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kapus can't hurt the cute
i understand how she feels
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even without arms, it still managed to slap her in the face
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enjl doesnt understand what a cute is, and is insulted by kapus's decisions

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these guys have a TON of hp for some reason
denser than a neutron star

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enjl catches up to level 18, and is now on par with the other three

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ivy's just scared of mice but doesnt want to admit it

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music, a furry, a demon and nature
the team is ready for a concert

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might as well tack this on here, since it's short

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i feel like these foods are randomised, otherwise why else would they give me raocow's delicious, delicious soul in a random box

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why are so many of bk's outfits just full body leather
bk what arent you telling me

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take photos because this never happens
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calamari that's rude and you know it
just because im not god of this dimension doesnt mean you get to be mean >:c

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party's over, time for violence
The Right Way!
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get it, because its both the path on the right and the way we have to go
im so good at jokes

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is it because they can murder you without a second thought

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it IS a very cute cloak
i will admit that

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r...rocky?
you DO know it's not for flying, right?
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is... is it for flying though?

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'balding' is very fashionable these days

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sounds like pretty much every day

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BETRAYED

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sturg just earned his seat in the 'inevitable mass homicide' that bk is planning

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here he comes, the destroyer of worlds

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bk is not having a good day

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a whole lot of face smashing later

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bk levels up, becoming impier than ever

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this chest opened on its own, but it's prize is really dorky so its not like it matters

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not long until 'Global Level Six'

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we acquire the millennium pudding

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this has become the 'rocky and kapus power hour'
The Big Cheese!
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time to go beat up a door i guess

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if only there was some way of opening doors... hrm...

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okay hear me out guys
what if
THIS one needed a banana

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shush i think im on to something

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PERFECT

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WE DID IT GUYS
WE SOLVED THE DOOR PUZZLE

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okay, time for a boss fight probably

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ooooh nooooo
its a slightly bigger moooooouse
how hooooooorrifying

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with the wiiild wild wiiild wild

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bloody hell this thing hits hard, and it gets double turns like most bosses

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thankfully, bk's here with the party heal
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i hope y'all like shitty flavourless stirthrough pasta
because thats what my dinner is gonna be >.>

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honestly i feel like using skills and stuff to heal is more rewarding than sprinkles
even if this one was an auto-skill
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plus, they count towards relationship levels, so yeah

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SPEAKING OF HEALING SKILLS
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this whole battle is gonna be me healing people, i swear
pro healing heals 80 points of hp, compared to regular cooking's 20 (i think it was 20 at least, it might have been 30)

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kapus lands the final blow on the big grey bugger

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and lat gets a level for all that, despite not really contributing to the fight all that much
theyre better at crowd control, what can i say

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we also got one (1) cheese

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wow its almost as if you waited until we were done with the boss until showing up instead of actually helping
imagine that

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gave him a foot rub, a nice drink and put on his favourite tv shows
he's in good hands

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just kidding, we murdered him in cold blood :D

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i dont wanna know where you were keeping these, but thank you
god dammit game stop giving out good looking food im hungry :c

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you fuckers owe me >:3

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for a cat person, you were pretty keen on not fighting mice, eh yelsey?

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bk however, was very very happy to see you recover

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rocky cuddles a tank

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rocky finally runs out of music, and goes to binge on weird soundcloud channels for a while to recharge
NEXT EPISODE
We go back to the Traveller's Hub to find a new objective!

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SHIT SHIT SHIT C'MON!
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Postby Mata Hari » 2 years ago

I think there are two problems with Halloween in Australia
1. the weather just isn't spooky enough
2. trick-or-treating requires walking several miles

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Postby Mata Hari » 2 years ago

Also you probably have enough to be scared of already

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Postby Rockythechao » 2 years ago

rocky finally runs out of music, and goes to binge on weird soundcloud channels for a while to recharge
110% accurate
also yes warrior cloaks are totally for flying, they just don't want to admit it because then they'd have to share the skies with everyone
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Postby Learning-Timebuster » 2 years ago

kind of disappointed they didnt make the boss of that place a rat king or something, but i suppose they wouldnt want to make a whole new model for a sidequest
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Postby Whimsical Calamari » 2 years ago

Mata Hari wrote: Also you probably have enough to be scared of already
i mean, we have coyotes (and every few months there's a bear) but people still trick or treat here ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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unfortunately, bk's too stupid to actually listen to reason
exCUSE ME
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get in there buddy

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listen calamari
you will do as i say
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and i say get in there buddy

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oh whoops
okay thats my bad there pal
though in retrospect
its your own fault for trusting me
"reason" my furry ass
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Postby bkamakaze » 2 years ago

EPISODE EIGHTY-SIX
look calamari
everybody dies eventually

In Search of Sweetness!
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with the pest extermination out of the way, what does the hub have in store for us now?

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heya meta what's poppin'?

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god i hope it doesnt please him too much
dont put that image in my mind

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...that castle really needs better security

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next up in the order of 'lowest to highest level' quest is Tangeruse's search for the sweetest dessert!
hopefully it doesnt take 1000 of us to find it

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i gotta admit, i didnt expect to have tangy back in the team

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i dont know if taking an elf into the fire world is the best idea
arent elves made of tissue paper

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regardless, it's their own fault if they burn to death

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before we head into the belly of the beast, we've got some snurps!

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and theyre about the be in the belly of the adventurers >:3
b-because they drop food
this isnt anything weird

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kapus absorbs their cuteness, sustaining herself for another 10 years

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hell yeah, the best food items
well, best that i've encountered so far at least
Trick or Heat!
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okay that one's bad but we're going into a submap to find sweets
it's gotta count for something

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still just as spicy as i remember in here

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split paths right off the bat? my oh my game, you shouldnt have

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oh no it's return of the grandmas!

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holy crap
tang got SWOLE while we were away jesus christ

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the regular enemy version of the yelsey armour from the castle!

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they are REALLY weak
like, they took about 2 hits each
its kinda super underwhelming for a new-ish enemy

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god that actually sounds pretty good right about now
what is it with me and getting hungry during these updates
i gotta stop doing this before dinner >.>

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we came expecting a treat, but it was a trick all along!

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theyre back for round two, with slightly different faces!

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unfortunately for them, they didnt think to get stronger between rounds

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mikko, despite being in the worst place for a plant to be, manages to level up

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all of the heat managed to burn ivy back to health

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enjl and lat finally learn who each other is, despite travelling together for ages

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hopefully sturg doesnt overheat in this lava cave
you dont wanna know where his radiator is

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i forgot to take a picture of the path we took right away, so this is after the next event

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g-grass?
in the lava death cave?
d... does nintendo not know how plants work?

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very good very adorable content a++

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two times in a row, man!

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apparently this is a hotspot for politics
get it
hotspot
because its a lava cave
ill get my coat

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'tis the season for bustin'

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did someone order a puddi? :3
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he just opened a packet of chips and handed them one each
then ate the entire rest of the packet

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the sound of a microphone hitting something is a bad sound

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we ain't done yet, still got some grandmas to bully first

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oh no i took this image too early!
dont worry i can fix it
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there we go crisis averted
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oh and uh it killed them i guess
that's kind of important to mention

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bringin' the SPICY boys
...there's nothing particularly spicy about these boys i just couldnt think of anything to say

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like a lot of treasure spaces, this is really short so i'll just finish it off here

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a bunch of random crap! heck yeah?

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and it's mikko's lucky day!

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im not sure where you managed to buy a present in the lava zone
in fact, where do we even get all the new equipment we buy from anyways
theres something fishy going on here

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hopefully with the luck boost from his new clover, ivy will appreciate this

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ivy loves anything with his own face on it

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they then continued to argue about how mirrors work
in the end they agreed that 'it's magic'

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i didnt really realise how far behind enjl was armour-wise
i thought he just had shitty defence

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he's also the furthest behind in terms of levels
so giving some exp to the bugger wouldnt hurt

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a couple of cats, a priest and a demon
it sounds like the set up to a bad joke
NEXT EPISODE
More lava! More cave! More elf!

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OKAY, I THINK WE'RE DONE
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What sick fuck puts a kitten in the grass in a volcano

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god that actually sounds pretty good right about now
what is it with me and getting hungry during these updates
i gotta stop doing this before dinner >.>
well, I know what to make next, then!
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EPISODE EIGHTY-SEVEN


sorry about the lack of an update yesterday
i didnt get any sleep at night, then i had an appointment to get to and dinner with my mother
so i just collapsed into bed for ~16 hours after all of that

The Big Burn!
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settle in everybody, this is a long one

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any level that starts with a triple splitter is a bad omen

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yknow, it really is disappointing that these guys are so weak
they're really menacing looking compared to like, the dozens of gerblins we've fought

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even with no limbs, they cannot resist the spirit of the dance

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yep, a triple leading into a double
it's another one of these maps

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yes hello i am one of those :3c

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the sneakiest pudding

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fried lizard, anyone?

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yelsey slices and dices the dorks with ease

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how many makeovers have you had at this point

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oh hey it matches his outfit

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plot twist: bk's tied up in the closet and this is really a different person

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the gayness is off the charts

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why was five afraid of seven
because six seven eight
JOKES

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back in the level, grandma's on the loose!

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bk discovers that napping inside a tank barrel was a mistake
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how DARE

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aight, time for path #2

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is it 'why do you have such good manners'

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he may be a machine, but he has a heart of gold

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remember to feed all of your appliances
why do you think you put food in a fridge?

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more grandmas! they heard us talking about machines and came to tell us about the old days!

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sturg's just firing off all his risky attacks today, damn

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i think we accidentally stumbled into the Karkaton Retirement Home

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TAKE YOUR MEDICINE!

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we're cruisin' through the levels now

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Blue Ranger Kapus!

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Dr. Music Catdemon, PHD
these are getting hard to make jokes for

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the two bottom runs are done, now for the middle

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potassium is important
9/10 volcanoes agree

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aaaaaaand back down to the last path

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two very uneventful battles, bot of which ending with tangeruse shooting people

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when it comes down to it
aren't we ALL under the weather?

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some heavy dps and some good heals, we're ready for things

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upsy daisy

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how many dang grandmas are there in this place

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U T T E R L Y D E S T R O Y E D

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kapus gets her power from consuming grandma meat
that sounds a lot grosser out loud

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oh no someone put karl pilkington's eyes on some lizards

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kapus has no time for reptilian shenanigans

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now it's bks time for a level up

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any time anyone hits this level of friendship, alarms go off in the inn for a solid 20 minutes

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maybe sturg and bk can sort out their differences on the field of battle

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only two more runs to do now
god these levels are so LONG

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granted, we're basically doing the previous path over again

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more lizards! it's just tons and tons of lizards and grandmas
a moisturizer company would make a FORTUNE here

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STURG NO PLEASE
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you're lucky puddings dont have any bones or my face would be broken

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DONT REWARD HIM FOR THAT

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grandmaaaaaaaaaaaaa!~♫

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god look at all of those damage indicators holy moly

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it turns out if you fire someone out of a cannon a second time, it cancels out the first time
two wrongs DO make a right

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Red Ranger Calamari!

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let's mix magic and science

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and now for the final run

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two more uneventful battles that we've done a dozen times

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yknow, i cant remember the last time i had a hot dog
i used to eat them all the time in high school, but it has been a long time

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with the power of alchemy, rocky transfers his butt disease to enjl!

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*bwaaaap* *bwaaaaap*

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whoa that's a big box

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from one Talkhaus Ranger to another ♥

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CALAMARI WHAT THE FUCK
WHERE DID-
WHAT DID-
WHY-
WHAT

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I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS

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we traded in lat for a cat
swapping one letter at a time is cheaper
Demonic Desserts!
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this submap is pretty small, all things considered
but enough talk, it's boss time!

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the only sweet thing here is that demon's sweet bod

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are you planning on eating that double ended mace thing

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look mate i wont stop you from eating it im just sayin' it might not be that tasty

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now that's a blatant lie
i have crippling anxiety

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let's get our DPS-Duo ready for action

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slammin' fools is as easy as 123

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i'd like to point out that this move hits the ENTIRE TEAM
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and it also cancels out the hyper boosts of whoever it hits

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also, they hit like a freight train

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thankfully, tangeruse is immune to their stuns since they cant be targeted
that's one down!

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damnit, this is getting rough
we can only have one unit in the safe zone at a time
and im pretty sure kapus's slap ability can't activate while she's hyper

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have you ever danced with the devil?

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ivy's entire life flashed before his eyes
it took about 30 minutes and most of it was just space jam
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even when coked out of her mind, she still protects those close to her!

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one final stab and the Big Buff Boys™ go down!

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a HEFTY chunk of exp for our efforts, and calamari snags a level up

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now we too can get swole

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please ignore all the penguin corpses scattered through the cave

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divine? then why did demons have it?

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are we just gonna stand here and watch you eat or are we getting our reward

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d'aww... the hell beast has a heart :3

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elves dont have morals
do not lie to me

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man i love chocolate cake
this was all totally worth it

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see you triangle!

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those buff demons pushed us over the 1600 rescues milestone, giving us more sprinkles!

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now that we're heading out of the volcano, enjl mysteriously gets better

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everybody's getting concerned up in here

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bk gets festive a few days too late, which is accurate to how bad i am with time

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sturg has been released from the PUNISHMENT ROOM just in time for us to leave karkaton
NEXT EPISODE
We go back to the Hub to get our next quest!

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THEY'RE REAL CLOOOOSE
TALKHAUS BECAUSE!
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All of those paths for a few slices of cake.

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CALAMARI WHAT THE FUCK
WHERE DID-
WHAT DID-
WHY-
WHAT

I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS
i know people.
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Postby bkamakaze » 2 years ago

EPISODE EIGHTY-EIGHT


ugh what is with me lately
i can't sleep at night, my back hurts again and i feel like a dumpster fire
orz
well enough moaning and groaning, ive got a job to do

An Odd Objective!
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we're heading back to the hub for some new questies
please ignore the dramatic fade thing going on

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i mean you did eat almost an entire cake

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if you want more, you're on your own, luv
i aint goin' through all of that again

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next in line is weird cat furry guy

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alright nerdface, i GUESS i'll help you
if i HAVE TO
GOSH

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buckle up boys, it's gonna get even cattier than usual
Spooksville USA!
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our next desination is in pecuila! that means i get to listen to that great battle theme again, heck yeah

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a new portal opened up on the world map that lets us cross the river onto the spookier area!

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without further ado, let's get the show on the road!

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some new enemies! and bread. there's always bread.

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ever been slapped by a crying hammer?
no?
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apparently it's contagious

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thankfully, kapus is here to pimp slap some sense back into him

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zyg claws the shit out of the spook
throwing cats at ghosts is a legit tactic

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down we go, yo

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a mallet and some jellies
he's probably frustrated that he can't squish the small friends

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kapus masters the spin and obliterates the entire opposition

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rocky levels up
every time he gains a level his music volume doubles
its terrifying

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a second split, but luckily it's a straight forward one

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free sweeties! the best kind

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doot! :D
🍮🎺

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got my latest rap tracks

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the hottest mixtape

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...do moles make sounds?
i thought they were like rabbits and just make snuffly noises

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you should know what this link is by now

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Yellow Ranger BK!

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right after adopting his new ranger abilities, bk returns to his secret identity
a demon

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why hello again, hammer hammer toast team

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a new item drop!
i... have no idea what that is
i know what tartare sauce is
but not whatever that is

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alright, let the clearing begin!

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another repeat fight, the goo patrol

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i like that the hammer is the thing with the face
which means the hammer is controlling the ghost
spooky

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and now for the second one

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i feel like it's been a little while since we've gotten more of these

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iiiiiiiiit's holiday time!
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it's MAGIC TIME!
Quiz Twist!
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might as well check in on our old buddy karatekid, see what quizzes he's got lined up

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yes i already introduced you
at least read the captions in your own segment, dude

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oh great, it's everyone's favourite 'You Can't Show This In A Photo Sequence' game

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it goes in thaaaaaaaat one

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it was much faster this time around, with different speeds of the shuffling

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n... no... that's not...

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there's... no way...
how could this happen...?
NEXT EPISODE
Portal-based shenanigans! Something tells me we might be here a while.

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UNLESS IT'S A FARM!
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Postby cheez8 » 2 years ago

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a new item drop!
i... have no idea what that is
i know what tartare sauce is
but not whatever that is
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Steak tartare is a dish made mostly of seasoned raw beef, sometimes with a raw egg yolk in the center. It's fairly safe to eat as long as the cook pays proper mind to hygiene and the meat comes from a trustworthy source.
Meanwhile, I guess hammer tartare is made from... hammer meat? Sounds a little tough, but whatever!
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I don't really get it but okay

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Postby Bean » 2 years ago

Perfect Quizmaster run over. Start a new save file.

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Postby bkamakaze » 2 years ago

EPISODE EIGHTY-NINE


huh
that looks even grosser than i was expecting
cook your food, people

Cutaway Castle!
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through the portal and we're back in castle voldesad
just when you think that series of submaps wasnt long enough

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enjl gets sent to the shadow realm for his crimes

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cursed to eternally trip over invisible obstacles in the inky blackness

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i was gonna ask 'how did you manage to trip over a single candy'
but it is the size of your head so you get a pass this time

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even in a pocket dimension, split paths reign supreme

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bk often considers a life of crime

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what what whaaaaaaaaaat??

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yelsey
i think you have a fundamental misunderstanding of what a thief is

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buy one, get one free

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now that i think about it
arent griffins pretty big?
so wouldnt this roast be like, the size of a grown man?
thats a lot of bird

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going south at the second intersection reveals...
LIZARDS

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stabby stabby stabby DEATH
yelsey's mum has that tattoo'd on her lower back in honour of yelsey's first kill

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all this dimension hopping is playing havoc on lat's pancreas

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the bonds between the Talkhaus Rangers grow ever stronger

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rocky ate like seven cans of old tuna and sturg's just REALLY gotta get out of this room

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STURG
YOU LITERALLY KICKED ME OUT OF THIS ROOM
JUST SO YOU COULD TALK SMACK
WHAT THE FUCK


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sturg is physically incapable of lying
he had his lie organ removed in the surgery

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yall better mop up all those tears
i sleep on that floor

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the look of pure malice

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disclaimer: not actually made of hearts

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we're gonna steal some plants and sing to them to make them grow
i guess??
pretend there's a better joke here

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moooooooooore paaaaths

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only mr. lizard nose what's going on

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true love doesnt wait for the battle to finish

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*distant waluigi sounds*

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apparently the first lizard was the child of these two
and they're so enraged by us murdering their child in cold blood (get it cold blood because theyre lizards) that theyre seeking revenge
these lizards have a deeper backstory than majority of our team

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unfortunately they didnt realise that people who have already killed one sword wielding lizard person can probably kill two more sword wielding lizard people
roll credits

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yelsey revels in the bloodlust of killing a whole lizard family

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they're both concerned about the last series of captions

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enjl's almost a week late for halloween

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less music, less theft, more magic

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oh hey what do you know, lizardboy is still alive :o
now the police can finally leave us alone

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zyggy slaps the nose into next wednesday

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and then for the final path theeeeeere's...
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...nothing
exciting!

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the real science is transferring your illness into a weird cat man
every scientist knows this

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ivy and mikkofier are very proud of lat's crimes against nature

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something something team description
A Multidimensional Split!
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before we push onwards in the pocket dimension, we've gotta go around to the back entrance
and for that, we need to clear a spot on the overworld

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so long so long so long~♫

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this 100% sounds like someone buttering someone else up before asking for something

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enjl's never made anyone elses life easier and you know it

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flattery will get you anywhere, however

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I KNEW IT

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then what the hell did we hire you for

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enjl probably put a grenade in there

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no dont tell me
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GOD DAMMIT YELSEY
HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

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oh man it's my favourite options
treasure? or treasure?
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of course im going for treasure?

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HEY!
YOU'RE NOT TREASURE!
i want my money back

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a lot of crying and getting hammered later and the fiends are defeated
...no not us the other ones

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it turned out the real treasure? was the friendship levels we earned along the way

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Black Ranger Sturg!

listen kids
gambling is bad, okay?
dont gamble
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otherwise you'll spin the roulette three more times and get
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fat stacks of cash
4600G for every spin, baby

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Green Ranger Ivy!

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sturg somehow acquires a weapon of mass destruction

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bk confuses obtaining ranger status with potassium-based fruits

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that is the fucking greatest weapon i have ever seen

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i wonder how enjl feels about theft
the whole 'thou shall not steal' schtick probably puts a damper on his relationship with yelsey

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THIS TIME FOR SURE

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just remember folks, any time you're presented with two mysteries
one of them is guaranteed to be correct
its the law

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it's time for bk's makeover time #4958

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bk you look like a moldy grape

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a different moldier person
...is it mould or mold? i feel like both are correct for some reason

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SHOW OFF 2 - THE SEQUEL TO SHOW OFF

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swords, missles, leaves and magic princess powers
Heavily Guarded Treasure!
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as i expected, the portal leads to the treasure space behind the first level of today

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well that's convinient, seeing as how i blew all of my tickets on that mad cash from earlier

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sturg gets swallowed up by the DEEP DARK
just as we all will someday

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his spirit will live on, we will never forget him

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oh fuck i miss sturg right now
i miss his ability to shoot missiles at people

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god this is gonna be a struggle

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i can only revive one of these nerds, and kapus does more base damage than bk

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oh right zyg's here too i guess
i completely forgot he even existed
anyway there's one demon down

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and there goes the second one!
i cannot believe that strategy worked
who needs sturg anyway, am i right guys?

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fear
total fear

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Purple Ranger Mikkofier!

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mikko praises sturg on his premium 'falling into holes' ability

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mikko's a little traumatized from that close brush with death, so lat's taking his slot
NEXT EPISODE
What awaits us at the end of Peculia? Only one way to find out!

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HE HAS GOT TO ANSWER THIS QUESTION
TALKHAUS CHORD
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congrats to mikko for his new position on the discord team
shame about the uniform requirements though

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is yelsey's hair clipping through his hat

also, i'm curious: what's the highest relationship level on the team besides bk-yelsey?
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I still don't understand this intermission. Why is it going dark for them and only them? Are they going temporarily blind? Or what??

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Postby YelseyKing » 2 years ago

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GOD DAMMIT YELSEY
HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
Hey, I got a great deal on bananas in bulk, and I'm just sharing my good fortune. Man, you're so suspicious! :P
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Postby bkamakaze » 2 years ago

EPISODE NINETY


the big nine-o

also mata hari i have no idea what the 'darkness' event is supposed to be
it's just 'hey this mii cant see now for some reason'

Clearing House!
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one more space before we put this pocket dimension away

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couple of armour boys blockin' the path

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did you know that pea soup dissolves steel?
there's a reason they didnt eat pea soup inside mechs
mostly because its gross

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these lizards are so greedy! they've already got big ol' snoots and now theyre trying to kidnap another one!

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lat rewrites their code so that they no longer have noses
its a bit cruel, but it had to be done

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lat is back with the hottest single of 2017

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mr. robotface doesnt understand human music

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"...with blood! :D"

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are you having deja vu? have you been to this place before?

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sturg confirmed time traveller

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dont listen to him, i think sturgs has a few screws loose

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mama slorm taking her jelly children to school! :D

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such a shame that we had to brutally murder them all

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we get to our next rescue milestone! i can't remember off hand what the number is but im sure it's impressive!

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it turns out mikko's allergic to killing a whole bunch of slime children
he really should have told us before we committed such a horrible crime
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calamari, on the other hand, is invigorated by all the slaughter

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Pink Ranger Yelsey!

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the original squad is back in action, baby!
Dog Days Are Over!
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convieniently, this magical hole in spacetime leads directly to where we wanna go
funny how nature do that

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maybe the dude you're looking for is somewhere in this very suspicious clearing

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Zyglrox Odyssey Confirmed for Daddy
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oh well we tried can i have my reward now

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oh no! who could have possibly seen this development happening!!
how completely unexpected!

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zyg i know you're upset but there's no need for that kind of language

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...alright
i've seen some dumb enemy designs in my day
but this is somethin' new

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please dont make that face at me mr. odyssey
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well, so long as he keeps doing that, we can out-dps his healing and just smack him into next year

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nevermind he gets three turns at a time
this is a speedy sleepy pupper

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it's time for coked-up bk to show off the powers of show off 2!
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...its the same as the regular show off
EXCITING
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exciting enough to smash the boss to pieces

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now thats a cute snack

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the mental image of zyglrox odyssey purring is upsetting on multiple levels

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p...purrlaver?
the hell does that even mean

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zyg that's a terrible name for a dog
it doesnt even have the right font
(in truth i figured he was looking for a mii, so i blanked out the name all this time because i was planning on swapping them when i give the chance, but since i didnt realise it was a dog until the boss fight)

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yeah give us that phat loot, dawg
*various gang signs*

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well im glad it's not the wrong jewel, at least

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i gotta admit though
thats a a cute pupper model

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and now we never have to hear zyg nya ever again

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bk didnt get the memo about outfits

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almost guaranteed that the next two are gonna be even more annoying to get

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WHOA-OH WE'RE HALFWAY THERE
WHOA-OH LIVIN' ON A PRAYER


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determination! :D

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seeing a doggo really brought the team together

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with zyggy out of the way, calamari fills the obligatory cat person slot again
A Spooky Detour!
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gotta run back to the hub real quick and grab out next objective!

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oh hey you weren't here before

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a... vampire?
hatkid does your mother know about this

I missed a picture here but the gist was hatkid saying 'i know a mansion'
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oh no a monster! i've never seen one of those before! how terrifying!

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it's gotta be something special if a bloodsucking creature from beyond the grave is coming here telling me about it

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JINKIES!
note the fact that bk isnt shocked anymore
like 'oh a ghost? thats it?'

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more likely he just forgot he was supposed to be scared for a second and needed to be reminded

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we gonna bust some spookers, boys

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i changed my mind

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well okay
thats the third teammate with a class that we dont have
elf, great sage and now vampire

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oh right we should probably go make fun of zyggy for old times sake

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aw geez his name is getting worse you're a terrible pet owner

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are you wearing your catsuit at home
if so then i think the incident is the least scary thing in the dog's life
NEXT EPISODE
We're not done in Peculia yet! Now we've got some ghosts to bust!

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THIS IS GETTING FAR TOO SILLY
KONOHANA TALKHAUS
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