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TALKTOPIA - Post-Game Adventures!

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Postby Zephyr_DragonLord » 2 years ago

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Look, genies aren't hard to deal with. All you have to do is let out a ferocious roar, and you become a genie slaying warrior! ...He's just out of my way, so I don't really care that much about your magic jargon.
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Postby Money » 2 years ago

My mii is just as horrifying as i hoped it would be

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Postby Ivy » 2 years ago

It's a bit too bad that outside of the player characters, NPC miis get kinda shafted in terms of screen time. I guess raocow and mata hari's roles sorta make up for that, though.
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EPISODE TWENTY-FIVE


ugh, i have eaten something that did not agree with me at all
my stomach is killing me

Quiz Time!
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time to reveal another npc who was lost to the void last time

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GAMES?!
i know the king of those

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starring KarateKid5 as our Quizmaster!

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mate, bk wouldnt notice a ship is sinking until he's completely underwater

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BOY WOULD I

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im pretty sure tim curry was "it"

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general gist of this game: one real mii and three lookalikes line up
you gotta pick the real one
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i could never mistake my favourite cat thief :3

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wait is this the island 2 finale again
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gotta be the grouchy looking one

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i like anime kapus second from the left
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they were all the final choice, cmon karatekid, mix things up a bit

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[mario the early years voice] YOU DID WELL

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guess who's 3ds though the sd card was full?
having to 'confirm' space by opening the camera app is dumb
anyway here's a couple of phone camera shots

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no squares were involved, sir
you quiz was just bad

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yaaaay more sweets that i never use

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M-M-M-MOTION BLUR
Snurp O'Clock!
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snurrrp

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snurp snurp

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snurp snuuuurp snurp snurp

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snuuUUuuUUuUurp

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snurp

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SNURP!
Swamp Stompin'!
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*ahem* where was i

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paths?! PATHS?!

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a man mural to go with the lady mural we saw earlier

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smashing!

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calamari learns how to ruin furniture

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well this is one way to test if its the same inn following us around

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oh no! now how will you save your game?

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i keep a lot of things
including a massive pile of bbq scorpions that NOBODY WANTS TO EAT

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...wait
rocky you DO know what a diary is, right?

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ill take that as a no

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the stacktus squad

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scritchie scratchies
this is basically a 'charge' ability, that boosts his attack

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hashtag stealth
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he can force a teammate to take an attack for him...
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...but this does put a strain on their relationship

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smacking them with a paper cone works great, apparently

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calamari levels up, despite contributing nothing to the fight

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a box full of tears in the middle of a swamp

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inn time everybody!

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rocky and bk get a bit closer

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rocky goes to buy a new weapon, comes back with a banana

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even odds on the ol' wheel of misfortune
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KEBABS FOR EVERYBODY

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aight, clean up time

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bk falls on his face again because he's bad at walking
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and the creepy catguy who walks around on all fours decides to help him

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we beat up another couple on their honeymoon

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well that was short

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bk no
last time you did that you burned down half of the inn

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lemon pudding! :D

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now please go back to normal bk
please you look like a early-2000s disney 'tween romcom' character

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enjl becomes a gardener
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rocky gets a bunch of stains on a blue shirt
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calamari's fursuit gets a bunch of weird blue mold on it
Treasure Trove!
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the chests are calling to meeee

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OH NO BETRAYED BY MY LOVE

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wow thats a lot of butterflies for one box

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dont wanna strain your voice
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dunno why you're doing physical stretches though, rocky

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ouchies

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basically, he delays his turn a little...
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...to deal double damage

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bk learns how to whisper into little mama's ear
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oh god calamari please dont go around rubbing people

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now thats more like it
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finally, calamari is wearing some actual pants

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short 'n sweet, just how i like 'em

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rocky and bk get closer again
theyre just powering through the relationship tiers

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bk gets a cute spear :3

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we spin the wheel and...
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i dont even know what to say about this pastel hotmess
NEXT EPISODE
We catch up with Mata Hari again, probably to let her know that the Genie is on the loose!

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GAME SET!
TALKHAUSGURASHI!

...its aaaaall in your head, luigi
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Postby Davybot » 2 years ago

omg how could not tell me about this thread bk, I'm loving the commentary.

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Postby Picochilla » 2 years ago

Calamary looks like an Farmer with the Casual Clothes
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Second calamari from the left looks exactly like the villager.
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Postby Rockythechao » 2 years ago

Take it out of the packaging? And ruin the collector's value?

also woo, more kebabs :D
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EPISODE TWENTY-SIX


just a heads up, there might not be an update tomorrow, im gonna be visiting a friend

Mind What You Sage!
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time to meet with ol' mata hari, and see if she has advice about the whole genie situation

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calamari walks around on all fours, how the heck did he manage to trip

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we are professional adventurers

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OOOHOHOHOHO
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i apparently forgot to showcase what they learned from this experience
but falling your face is a grade-A way to make friends

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a buncha butt(erflie)s

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time for rockys true power: not being able to sing

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that was enough to wipe out all the remaining butt(erflie)s and get a levelup for enjl and rocky
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rocky learns from john lennon and aquires PEAS AND LUV

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its okay bk i make that face whenever she appears too

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"come here often? ;)"

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he's running a bakery too but thats unrelated

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"is that a lamp in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? ;)"

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bk thats almost as big as you are
where were you keeping that

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wait didnt you say you were going to do it

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oh man, if only i knew Cheez's name

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please stop doing that

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hey! stop shoving your responsibilities onto me!
i've got things i need to do!
like nap!

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man if only we knew what cheez's name was

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we're ztd-ing this shit

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SUDDENLY INN

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our sprinkle capacity rose, making us even harder to kill

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it better not be a dead mouse again or im sending you to the pound
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now enjl can guitar duel with rocky
and neither of them can play the guitar

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even odds, less roll these dice

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its hooooooliday time, booooys

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the only one of my team that i remotely trust to not stab me in my sleep

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we're in the middle of a desert how did we get to a boat

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daww thats a cute outfit
looks like a little jester bab
Spelunkin'!
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i get the feeling i know whats going to happen here
'you cant go this way lol'

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yep
oh well, back to adventure

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submap time!

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watch out for hipsters and minotaurs
and hipster minotaurs

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nah its just this weird goblin guy that follows us around
he repeats things because he doesnt know words

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or maybe youre making the noises by jumping
this IS a nintendo game after all

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enjl pls

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captain oblivious was rocky's official title in the military
and by military i mean the one time he got lost to the ice cream store and accidentally got enrolled into the vietnam war

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he really earned that title

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splert perths

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oh no! gerblins! and gerblins that are a different colour!

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wow what a jerk
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>:c
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this apparently sparks everyone else into a rage, too
nobody makes fun of OUR rocky and gets away with it! *except me

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rage basically forces you to target the dude who enraged you and...
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attack twice in a row
so really it seems like more of a buff than a debuff???

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angry squad
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after calming down, calamari got a level up

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there was like, 400 gold in this box, but i was eating dinner or something and missed the screenshot :p

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oh man thats a tubby snake

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time for bk to show off his new skill!
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look man you knew i was gonna do this eventually
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basically it lowers their defence

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snake party! :D

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calamari is PISSED and POINTY
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GET OUTTA HERE

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boop

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i wonder what fried cobra tastes like

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apparently they also build inns deep underground, too

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calamari and enjl now care if they live or die

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rocky goes shopping in the barbie aisle

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snake and gerblin hallway part 2

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what did i tell ya, snakes

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hes had this squeaky hammer for so long
but refuses to ask for a new one

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calamari theres so many things wrong with that statement that i dont know where to begin

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more split paths means more fun, RIGHT GUYS?>?>>

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box 'o dosh

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why are gerblins and snakes hanging out anyway
dont you guys go to different colleges

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im comin' for the booty >:3

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boop! :D
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sneaky pud :3c

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and then using the powers of hell to murder a gerblin

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yaaaay murder! :D

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aight final trip

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so many gerblins

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all of this for like, one stretch of path

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snakelets

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booop c:
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soulja boy tell 'em

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the Waluigi strike transcends class

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calamari learns how to use his toebeans for evil

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and now enjl and rocky can save each other's bacon
and their eggs
and the rest of their breakfast

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god that looks stupid
The A-Maze-Ing Race!
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even the submap has split paths

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splits within splits within splits

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oooh nooo
its leaves

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guys can you be gay somewhere else we're kinda in the middle of something
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no? well okay fine
just dont tell yelsey

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triple levels, yo
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mercy lost her rez and gave it to enjl

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movin' on up (movin' on up)

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how does the snake feel about teaming up with the haunted ancient corpses of its ancestors

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BEAN STRIKE

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deal a bunch of damage, then hide
he's like an overwatch character

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i forgot to change the mail person so they're missing from these clips
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pholtos just taped a banana to the bottom of the letter
he only just figured out what posting things is and is very excited
NEXT EPISODE
We explore more of these caves, dodging snakes, gerblins and tablets along the way!

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THIS HAS BEEN BKAMAKAZE, SIGNING OFF ON
TALKHAUSRONPA
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Postby Kapus » 2 years ago

rocky just looks like he's on vacation the whole time i love it

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EPISODE TWENTY-SEVEN


man ive been playing thiss too much in my spare time
im getting too far ahead of the thread D:

Where We Left Off!
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last time, we stopped midway through clearing a dungeon, so we should probably get back to that, but first:

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enjl becomes a cowboy priest
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bk ACTUALLY turns into satan
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and calamari becomes a toy you would buy for a relative's baby that you dont like

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anyway, back to things
and to kick things off, fossils and a gerblin

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WHAT DID THE FOUR BEANS SAY TO THE FACE? S L A P

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rocky looks way too happy about this
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that finishes 'em all off though, so alls well that ends well

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a quick right at the last intersection reveals...
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a game ticket!
im starting to think these chests DID have something in them
but the guy who runs the casino stole the treasure and put these coupons in there instead

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OH NO A MOLE

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well if that fight was anything to go by, i think when we're done in the maze we can go beat up some moles in that one path we couldnt finish

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im staying at this inn, you wouldntve heard of it, its pretty underground

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calamari has been eating so many mp sweets that their effect has been boosted somehow
i dont know how these things work but okay sure

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one food person and one person named after food become friends

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calamari beats up mickey mouse in an alley and steals his gloves

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enjl reveals his fursona

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an adventurer's work is never done, so back to the map

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i dont like the way that cobra is looking at me
those eyes have some SASS to them

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oh god that face

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enjl's not satisfied with one attack, so instead...
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he swings a second time, finishing it off!

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mancat levels up!

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of course things wouldnt go smoothly, there's another path

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im pretty sure its 'Member of Parliament'

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in that case im in a constant state of MP

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thank you for this tutorial in fuckin' episode twenty seven, bk
your timing is always great

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looks like we got a couple of NERDS

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with a poke of a stick and a swing of a mic, they go down easy

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we rescued 550 people, so we get another delivery from mr. christ

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most of those prizes look pretty nice, tbh

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man those look pretty smooth, not gonna lie

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okay, one more trip, hopefully

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man there are so many fossils down here

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no problem at all, yo

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here we go, final path

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and awaiting us, is some more tickets

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man that cobra looks really sad
not like, crying your eyes out sad, but like, 'nothing ever goes my way but i just kinda accept it and suffer in silence' kinda sad
poor guy

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POW!
dramatic kitty slap powers

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he's had that hammer for so long i think it has a higher body count than most militaries

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we diiiiiiiiiiid it

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man, impressions AND music? what CANT rocky do???

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he wasnt reacting to that, thats just calamari's favourite letter
he wanted to share

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man its like i was really here

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well ONE of you is a showoff

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there's murder on the horizon

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nya
Complete the Circuit!
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instead of actually making progress, lets clear out the bottom path
yknow, like we always do

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the split path on the overworld leads to a split path in the level
good

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that one fossil got its fancy makeup out for this

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using bum jab on rocky is a great way to clear out crowds, since his default attack is multitarget

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enjl and rocky level up, and...
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rocky learns how to be gayer than ever before

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more paths more... uh... calves? does that rhyme?

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oh noooo its a horse, a shoe AND a crab!!

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... that was underwhelming

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*one trumpet doot*

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demons and penguins have long been allies, ever since the war

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a staff for killing vampires and stuff

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more equipment stolen from the inn's kitchens

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minimum two more trips to do, better get comfy

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im surprised there's even any rock LEFT around here

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boop

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down at the second intersection
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and we get a box full of testic- I MEAN FRUIT DEFINITELY FRUIT
(dragonfruits are actually really tasty apparently)

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this dude never gives up

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time for rocky to flaunt his stuff!

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it took me a while to figure out what this even did
but what it does is it boosts everyone's relationship level with rocky until the end of the fight

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though it was kinda a waste, since the fight was done real quick

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EVEN ODDS LETS GOOOOOOO

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:c

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one more? i doubt that it will be that easy

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fossils more like... uh... tossils because you TOSS 'em in the TRASH

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of course it wouldnt be done

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t h o r s t i e

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it seems every raided kapus's liquor cabinet after she left

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its 190-proof so brace yourself calamari

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he has ten minutes to live

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HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO TEACH YOU THIS LESSON, OLD MAN?!

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good prizes, even odds, lets roll

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oh man thats the sex number

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and now, the last last trip, feat even more fossils

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i wonder how they must feel
dying millions of years ago, being brought back to life, then killed by a guy in a fursuit

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i wonder who's waiting for me at the end of this path?

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SURPRISE, ITS THIS IDIOT AGAIN

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there we go, done and/or dusted

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you would not believe how much toast i have fed to enjl
like, every fossil fight drops 1-3 pieces of toast
and i feed all of them to enjl
i think he might die

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all good goods
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i dont know how i keep landing these small chance drops
must be all the xcom and fire emblem i play
Hole-y Moley!
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again, rather than moving TOWARDS the big red exclamation bubble
we do everything in our power to not

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oh hey its a piece of void
where's exdeath when you need him

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ruh-roh

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i cant believe rocky's fucking dead

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bk you were there what do you think happened

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well okay
i guess rockys dead forever
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wow you guys got over that fast

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maybe if we go up enough, we can find him in heaven! :D

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so yeah, basically, we're without rocky for the rest of this trip

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not YOU again
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get out of it, nerd

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man i wonder how much this will sell for

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how did you two get closer, rocky was dead for a good 5 minutes

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rocky goes and buys an ice cream claiming that it's "a new weapon guys, i promise"

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at least this level seems pretty small

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you just dont give up, do you mate?
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no problem for me, i can beat you up as many times as you come back

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more tickets! hopefully ill be able to actually win things that arent bananas

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the bonds between flightless bird and flying puddi grow ever stronger
NEXT EPISODE
Caves! Doors! Genies! What more could you want?

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THIS EPISODE OF
SHINRYAKU! IKA TALKHAUS
BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE LETTER B

...because it's part of bk :3
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Postby Whimsical Calamari » 2 years ago

without thinking i clicked play on the jaws theme while the pizza music was still going and let me tell you that was an experience
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EPISODE TWENTY-EIGHT


the late edition
i had to drive four hours today, im staying with my parents over my college break
so this update's going up a bit late

Bovine Battle!
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we creep ever closer to Mr. Dairy-Product

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'mougghh' certainly is a word

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stop saying mougghh

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enjl! death flags! stop raising them!
talkin' about that stuff means its GOING TO HAPPEN

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im not exaggerating when i say this was the exact sound effect they used

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look what you've done calamari
you've doomed us all

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jinkies!

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dramatic reveal!

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wouldnt be a maze without a minotaur, eh?

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CAT VS COW
THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN

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damn son, thats a pretty good aoe attack

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but if im honest, he wasnt too much of a challenge

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man that looks actually tasty

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our well earned reward for dispatching the beast in the labryrinth

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since these are both pretty short events, ill put them both in one spoiler

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if only there was some sort of DOOR that could open the way...

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you'll understand when you're older

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i didnt realise the jewel was like, the size of my bloody head
i thought it was just like, palm sized AT MOST

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open wiiiide
come insiiiide
it's plaaaaay schoooool
You're Djinn Trouble!
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time to go genie busting!

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hello yes i am here to steal- i mean reclaim all this gold

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to me

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dont make me poke you! this stick is very sharp!!

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pretty terrible turf
its all brown

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no it belongs to the people!
it is the people's wealth

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i dont have one of those!

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and we've been using it as a gravy boat, so it's pretty nasty in there!

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there are a lot of things that i dont know how they work
ovens, birds, socks, Mick Jagger's face, water bottles...
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but this lamp is not one of those!

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dumb case sensitive stupid lamp

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man i wonder what his name is

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how the heck does mata hari's lamp have case sensitivity
i dont think she even knows what a capital letter IS

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back in the lamp you go, you big buff dingus!

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mamamia lemme go

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how 'bout no

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this looped about five more times before i realised that i HAD to choose 'leave him be' in order to progress

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once more, with feeling

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the saddest wario

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no boss fight or anything, just vacuum a nerd for like 10 minutes then leave
The Boy is Back in Town! (feat. moles)
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wow, he even got these two to stop bickering, thats amazing

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im vewy sowwy :c

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i didnt even get a second to pilfer any, what a scam

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oh geez i recognise that speech bubble

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people, one dragon, whatever moneyman is and a genie of neksdor

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oh yay i like presents! :D

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oh no thats a bad present D:
can i trade it in for store credit

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hey like
i know this is all 'urgent hurry save the people'
but i have an appointment with some moles

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IM COMIN' FOR YOU, YA MOLEY BUGGERS!

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this has been a long time coming

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POW! get styled on, nerd

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evil moles? HA no problem

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earworm has really become a chance for me to show off whats been stuck in my head lately

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triple mole party action!

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the party dont stop 'til you all get stabbed

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our reward after all this waiting? a super tasty looking icecream that may or may not contain dirt

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okay okay back to what im actually supposed to be doing

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you're gonna carry on regardless of what i say, arent you?

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yeah, i figured this was captain yaoi hand's handiwork

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yeah i did notice scribe was looking a little uh... faceless

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tbh cheez kinda was a pushover
i think he's got more 'body builder' muscles rather than 'weightlifter' muscles

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first labyrinths, now pyramids
any other ancient mythological landmarks you wanna throw us into?

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i never do a lot of things

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treasure? :3

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oh god please close your eyes again

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who the heck is buying maps of pyramids
also you seem very unconcerned that everyone is dying

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zephyr didnt even have much of a face to steal

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maybe, all things considered, this is a good change in their relationship

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i feel like he cares much more than you think

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zephyr's been sent off to the middle of the desert

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scribe is serving time in the pyramid

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as are coryman and owl

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even cheez got sent to the great triangle in the sky desert

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zeus, in the greatest tax dodge in history, is hiding out back in the maze
NEXT EPISODE
We've got faces to find! And we're starting with the one who owes us a lot of money!

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STAY CLASSY,
TALKHAUS FLAPPERS

...thats actually the name of the talkhaus major league basketball team
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why do you not battle the genie. that's dumb

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Postby cheez8 » 2 years ago

dang it bk this is all your fault
if you had just waited a little longer I coulda EARNED all that gold
but noooo, now I'm a victim too
...gosh I'm probably even gonna have to thank you too now, what a cruddy deal
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I don't really get it but okay

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OOPS I disappeared from this thread
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Honestly I had a nightmare about it once
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Postby Bean » 2 years ago

Mata Hari wrote: why do you not battle the genie. that's dumb
You don't face off with the genie because the genie gets their face off instead.

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Postby Zephyr_DragonLord » 2 years ago

This draggon of the faces is done in quite the dry taste, indeed. No wonder raocowcowcowcow went off into the pyramid. He wants us to look at its eye. We won't ever do it.

Calling my face to be on a mummy, for future reference. (mummies are far tougher than moles)
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Postby bkamakaze » 2 years ago

EPISODE TWENTY-NINE
man its always weird being in staying in your old house
like, its familiar as heck, but at the same time it feels foreign
i dont know where i was going with this anecdote

Back Underground!
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diving back into the caves reveals a new path, and im pretty sure this will lead to zeus's face

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do penguins dream of aquatic sheep

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oh man free money

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enjl what the fuck

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rocky i think enjl's into some shit we probably shouldnt talk about

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an army of fossils coming to kinkshame us

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this is gonna give us so much god damn toast

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bk levels up!

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we're already this far underground, why not dig even deeper?

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well, i for one aint quitti-
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well apparently enjl decides this for himself

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i too, nap at a moments notice

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never give up! never surrender!

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all of that effort for POCKET CHANGE

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oh god theyre back
i thought i left these things in greenhorne

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dangit enjl
are there any other things we're gonna learn about you today?

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rocky thats not helping

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enjl what the fuck

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calamari to the rescue

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double levels, yo

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'sgonna be a while longer before we find ol' thwompy

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for rescuing 600 people, we get absurdly large sprinkle containers

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i dont know if i wanna touch enjl's hands/flippers
i know the sins he has committed with them

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we spin the wheel and win some new duds

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good god does the had have veins
thats horrifying
The Cave of Olympus!
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deeper and deeper into the black abyss

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cautious more like snoretious

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you never know when things could go south!
or north!
directions are confusing!

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HE KNOWS

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lets face it rocky
you'd get your butt kicked

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calamari's conflicted about killing and eating his new friend
something he'd never had a problem with before

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associating with evil moles? now thats unforgivable

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nothing stands up to calamari's dps

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and rocky levels up for the trouble

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ah! there you are, you floaty glowy bugger

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zeus actually BECOMES mt. olympus
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...and summons a couple of snakes

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kitties arent afraid to slap a snake every now and then

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('^' )

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crashing onto the ground and causing earthquakes? sounds familiar

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cats dont appreciate the fine arts

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i hate it when im at an art gallery and the paintings slap me

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enjl and rocky get gayer mid fight

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TWO TIMES IN A ROW ROCKY

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you diiiiiid it enjl you won art

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hi saved, im bk! :D

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reminds me of tic tocs
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nothing good ever starts with that statement

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where do you people even find the hairdressers
is there one in every inn

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bk you look like a walnut

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where was the warning before bk went and turned into a nut

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roll the bones, and win some mittens

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or should i say, kittens :3

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rocky looks ready for a madri gra in that getup
Rewards and Snurps!
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with zeus freed, time to go collect on our good deeds >:3

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gosh and golly gee
my old teacher in primary school said that constantly
to the point that it became a running joke

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i can feel it too! :D

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hi indebted to you, im bk! :D

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the heck is this rubbish
i cant buy a new car with this

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NOW THATS MORE LIKE IT
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well, it couldve been worse
coulda been a boulder

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SNURP

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man these snurps are tougher than im used to

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thats not the only thing he's pullin'! ahuhuhuhuh

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this fight took longer than the zeus fight
i have no idea why

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but it was well worth it, these radishes boost all stats at once when eaten
NEXT EPISODE
We go north of the desert, searching for the remaining faces!

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ASTA LA VISTA,
UCHUU PATROL TALKHAUS

...how do we know raocow CANT turn into a gun, HUH?!
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