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Look at him... two eyes. Means you can't trust him.

And whoa, this plot is a real emotional roller-coaster.
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Oh man. This next part looks imp-possible. Good night, everybody! Er, morning. Whatever.
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When you live just down the street from the Nightmare Tower, you hire only the best of the best guards. And that's Mikkofier. Surely, it is proof of his skill and forethought that he can stroll across the desert on a whim - he doesn't even *need* to be at the castle to protect it until his return.

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Just felt like letting you know what the neighboring country's called. Y'know, in case you were curious.
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EPISODE TWENTY-TWO


like i said yesterday, this episode's missing a bunch of images
more than last episode, which is sad :c
anyway

Dessert in the Desert!
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this desert is very big and lonely :c

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determined puddi!

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THERES GOLD IN THEM THERE HILLS
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its POCKET CHANGE

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aww, its cute
i wanna cuddle that scorp

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i got this fork like 10 minutes ago and ive already committed murder with it

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no idea, honestly
something about a kidnapping? i dunno

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i also dont do well with heat
summer is bad and winter's nearly over D:

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BK NO YOU IDIOT

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how could you even do this you dumb idiot

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oh god and now the cactus has come for me

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turns out being sat upon is a grave sin in cactus culture

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when bk celebrates he hops up and floats for a second with his little wings
its adorable

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puddings everywhere have been victims of the fork
and now the fork serves ME

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i also sliced the corpse of my victim up to drink their fluids

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good to see big boxes with three pieces of paper are still common in other countries

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friends come and go, but confetti is forever
Bud & Breakfast!
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it better not be housekeeping again
its just a zombie with a mop taped to its head and it wont stop knocking

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thanks jeeeeeeeesus :D

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hey man dont decide whether im gonna be friends with 'em or not
for all i know it could be a plague of locusts out there

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it's ya boy, Enjool the Dork

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nobody tell the man of the cloth that there's a demon right in front of him

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i hope he doesnt mind that he's literally being used to find better friends

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bk thats literally a fork
you just went into the kitchen and stole a fork
what are you even doing

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Imp and Cleric, the latest hit sitcom
It's Sage Thyme!
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words cannot express how much i dont wanna go to that space

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are you looking for a normal face

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oh god that face
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"mmm yes get the margerine"

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actually it's bk but ill let that one slide

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well i mean
the princess was too cute for me to say no

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where the heck were you when everything was going to shit

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whats the matter, scared of the dark?

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if its so dangerous why didnt you keep a bloody eye on it

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dont tell me what to do, lady
Sand Surfin'!
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that guy in the hat is scaring me

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enjl we havent even started and you're already complaining

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turns out there's still crossroads in the desert
that sounds like the title of a country song

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last time i took the risky path, yelsey go murdered, so im gonna take the long road

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oh god gerblins
theyve followed me

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time for darkness! :D

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dip your hands into the slime and you may find a friend and a boy

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forkin' hell
strong enough to one-shot the dude

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smackin' gerblins with a stick is surprisingly effective

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puddi's gonna melt! D:

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enjl with the admin abuse

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the fuck is you doing

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well
a lot less impressive than ivy's booms

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enjl's a sham and a fraud

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god dammit
i've been had

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scorp's and cloud

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FORKS FOR DAYS

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oh and uh, enjl did something too i guess

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he levels up and learns Cleric 101

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thats just a scorpion on a plate you cant fool me miitopia

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this desert is full of monsters what the heck
this wasnt in the brochure

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a whole NINE HEALTH
wow you're SO TALENTED ENJL

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and then he used his Regular Stick™ to beat them to death

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every time enjl does that pose i feel like he's about to lift off and fly into the night

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bums and forks, man this class has it all

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boxes of cash in the desert, yo
90% of my income

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he's hiding, just like the following section
The Forgotten Segment!
so uh
yknow how i said a bunch of content went missing?
this is where that happened
like, a solid 150 images
which was like, the entirety of a level, the first meeting with that hat guy (but i fucked up and missed that interaction anyway so thats not a big loss), and the introduction of our second new party member
which SUCKS

so who was the lucky person who got the slot?
well, it's not really as dramatic as it should be but

*drum roll*

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*out of tune trumpet*
iiiits rockythechao the pop star!

the images resume mid-way through an inn section
so i guess ill start there
business as usual i guess

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bk gets some sweet new duds that are... basically the same as his old ones

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gambling so hard that people throw spears at you

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time to go visit the Gourmet who is definitely not the same Gourmet as last time because he lost his job

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Medley? does she know where kapus is? ('^' )

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that doesnt sound healthy

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look man should i call an ambulance or something

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jesus christ mate calm down

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behold! Gourmet 2.0: HOELOE

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NEXT EPISODE
We continue into the desert, this time with a working microSD!

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THE BBC WOULD LIKE TO APOLOGISE ON BEHALF OF
TALK AND HAUS WITH GARTERBELT
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Man I regretted it at first but my Mii is actually hilarious and appropriate
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i also sliced the corpse of my victim up to drink their fluids
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bk please return this game immediately, it fucked up completely by missing the opportunity to call it "Stacktus"

cacti stack are you kidding me get it together
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EPISODE TWENTY-THREE


that is very fair grounds for a refund salmon, yes
but i bought a digital copy ;n;

Outback Outings!
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i went out and bought a new sd so things should go fine for now

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pop stars diggin' up the dirt

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BIG MONEY™

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things are looking up

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you guys have known each other for like five minutes calm down yo

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four (4) seconds later

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all the drama and excitement of a monday afternoon drama

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and for that thrilling exchange, they get closer as friends
am i going about friendmaking the wrong way in real life? is this how you do it?

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a new enemy! a rock with a face drawn on it, then another actual human facial feature glued on top

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i dont remember if this ability was lost to the Great Unremembering, but either way enjls face is great
he braces for impact and takes half damage from an incoming attack

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smashing a stone tablet with a stick
bruce lee eat your heart out

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rocky levels up from beating up rocks

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how long has this cocktail-ass drink been sitting in a metal box in the middle of the desert
something tells me it went bad a LONG time ago

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a bunch of scorps! :D
i really like these enemies theyre so adorable
10/10 would cuddle

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friend party!
again, im not sure if this ability was lost to time, but it gives all enemies a chance to miss a turn

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are you ready to ROCK?!
no? TOO BAD

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anything for a fan ;)

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POW
get POKED

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right in time for an inn trip

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note: at this point, rocky and bk dont have any relationship levels, and werent sharing a room
rocky just barged into a almost strangers room and demanded training

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who's more powerful
a being born of the sins of humanity
or an imp

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the power of friendship!

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enjl raided the inn's linen cupboard and stole a bunch of towels

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and he went down, down, down

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diving back into the thick of it, we find an new NPC! one who's going to lose his job shortly

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which horrible beast has he turned into this time?
first a dragon, then the dark lord, then a gerblin

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WORKING HARD OR HARDLY WORKING UHUHUHUHUH

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yeah okay fair i deserve to be attacked by monsters after that

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get out of here with that shitty-ass name

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i wonder how far the excess money from greenhorne will carry me

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the friends are back! :D

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gotta murder the block first because theyre not as cute as the others

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a deadly interview

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job done, and back to the inn where bk and enjl level up their relationship

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a weapon fitting for enjl
Treasure and Skeletons!
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now that we've opened the way to this tantalizing box of goodies, better get in there and take 'em!

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a big ol' box full of...
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...grandma clothes
welp

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that sure was a worthwhile adventure

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unrealistic, my room is horrifyingly messy

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YOU COULD AT LEAST TRY TO HELP

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apparently not helping someone do things is a sign of friendship
man im learning a ton of new things

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the cutest outfit yet

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welp time to bite the bullet and meet up with boneman

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[:3s internally]

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hail and well met it is i a lamp

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hrm... didnt we hear about these things from a mage

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look man i have bad associations with that statement

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things are about to get lewd

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avert your eyes children

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behold! the great genie, Cheez!

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wow what buff arms you have
which son of a rich trader's body did you steal for that

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"ah yes you're officially a magical girl now"
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PRANK'D

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and then he zoomed away on his goku cloud

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[distant judging pudding sounds]

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LIKELY STORY
BOOK 'IM, BOYS

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sweet, free lamp

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well okay, you're the boss

...

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lol jk

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im kinda scared to meet this 'mumsy'
if she gave birth to a living skeleton, she must be a frightening individual

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yeah lets uh... leave him to that
NEXT EPISODE
A new town opened up for us! Time to see what the locals are like!

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AND THEN EVERYONE DIED ON
TALKHAUS BIZARRE ADVENTURE

... a group of weirdly dressed people going through a desert to find a powerful villain? sounds about right
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"KNOCK KNOCK, TIME TO GET SWOLE"
"but I don't-"
"FITNESS HAS NO SCHEDULE"
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Well hello there, young lady. Would you like to make a... contract with me?
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That stubborn face is beautiful
Something goes here sometime.
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EPISODE TWENTY-FOUR


rent inspections tomorrow and i have a room full of pizza boxes and old plates
looks like its cleaning night, yo

The Desert Dwelling!
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a new town, and yall know what that means
time to roll some roles

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honestly i find desert towns in games to be really pretty
i dont know why

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never fear, impuddi is here!

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this plays whenever he's on screen

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im no expert on words but im pretty sure thats not one

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wheres rocky when i need him

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you gotta snap you neck backwards in order to be a true master of dance

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oh geez

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i dont really have a choice in the matter do i
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didnt think so

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i dont know that guy, sounds like a jerk though

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man whoever that is, they sure sound buff

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when your socks go missing in the dryer, thats the dark magic of Cheez!

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'great' is a relative term

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The Great Sage Mata Hari: Master of Suck

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man i bet it would be horrible if a skeleton went and released him
what a horrible situation that would be

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um
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oh jesus

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sir? no my name is bk

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hi very ill im bk! :D

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cover your mouth geez

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look ive got like 13 of them in storage
i never use the darn things

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NOPE

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dang i cant believe owl is dead

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okay fine, just to see the dialogue

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oh noooo ive beeeeen scaaaammed
what a shocking developmeeeeent

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how are you people not in jail

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oh jesus christ that face

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yes good please keep all facial orifices closed
you look semi-normal that way

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if its sand you're looking for boy do i have good news for you

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christ on a cornshell what is up with the people in this town
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"with that face its difficult to pay attention"

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zephyr's a man after my own heart

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The Following Half Hour Has Been Removed Due to Domestic Violence

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hes famous for his intricate large stone face carvings floating through the desert

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gold? you have my attention sir

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we have a guy dressed as a butterfly, a grandma and just a regular guy with a microphone
yes very battle-hardened

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look man
i would not trust me with money
its a bad idea
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but buddy if you're offering, im happy to stea- i mean retrieve your money

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oh great, a maze
my faaaaavourite

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we've got a quest! :D
time to go do everything except it
Not You Again!
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gotta check everywhere, and that includes amiibo lady

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thats not the only things thats-
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my favourite amiibo is zach braff

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look lady i think your system is broken
none of my amiibos work

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nintendo fix your shit!!
Moist March!
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time to dive into a new region, hopefully with less sand
i know a guy who really doesnt like sand
he's always telling people about how coarse and rough it is

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ugh just looking at this makes me feel muddy and gross

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split paths? in MY video games? its more likely than you think

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i aint afraid of no moles!
BRING IT ON

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oh geez thats a lot of moles

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oh geez enjl's already dead
oh geez

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im not giving in!! NO SURRENDER

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rocky knows his audience



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a hard fought victory, but a victory nonetheless!

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oh shit nobody told me there'd be EVIL moles
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im fuckin' outta there man, shit dude

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nuts to moles im going for the treasure

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OH NO BETRAYAL

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GREEN butterflies! now we're in trouble

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and by trouble i mean they die in one hit

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rocky learns how to be bad at music
i didnt know that was something you had to learn

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LOADS
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TREASURE
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CHESTS

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i think i'll come back to fight those moles later when im a bit better equipped
Inn Your Nightmares!
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look man
i know what happens next
and im afraid
you should be too
because this is by far the scariest thing thats happened so far

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just like
brace yourselves



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yknow like nya

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it turns out garfield was just jons fursona the whole time

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i dont think i want to know how you knew that

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do... do i have to have him
cant we just like
ditch him at dawn and escape this hell

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some new equipment, boosting our attack

NEXT EPISODE
It's quiz time! This time i'm not gonna beef it by accidentally saying 'no' so i can go and change the quizmaster!

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TALKTALKTALK-TALK HAUS-HAUSHAUS

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bkamakaze wrote: 6 years ago it turns out garfield was just jons fursona the whole time
Fluffy, actually.
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I just like how game bk has practically forgotten about his old pals and is roaming around a desert now doing quests for the locals.
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Calanyari: I knew this would happen.
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great now im upset that im not the cat
grandma is fine too i guess
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