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I didn't know my actual fighting skill would be transferred into the game
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Oh no, a salmon is making me marry a skeleton.
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Wait...
Giving up lunatic quark for prince insane?
Poor princess....
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Somehow, I don't think I'd be terribly willing to trust someone named "Prince Insane".
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EPISODE SIXTEEN


yknow i hadnt even realised that both quark and insane had synonyms for 'crazy' in their names
thats kinda funny

Arid Adventure!
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more desert-based adventuring, now with More2Explore™

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split paths right off the bat, probably a sign of things to come

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Local Klutz Breaks Area Where His Nose Would Normally Be

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werent bk and ivy in a fight?

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turns out ivy cant stay mad at the moron who cant even walk in a straight line

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thunder...
THUNDER...
THUNDERCLOUDS, HOOOOOO!

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apparently, despite being made of gas, they can still be stabbed

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yelsey you show off

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yes, because the mage carrying the warrior around makes sense

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:D

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piggy backs for everyone! :D

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hey
getting a piggy back and physical exhaustion are two different things

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rock and electricity?
what is this, an AC/DC concert?

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having a snack? not without the Puddi Special!

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double the healing! not bad!

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a box full of cash money for our troubles, sweet

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we still have plenty of money, so might as well deck out our squad with more sweet equipment
including some grandma pajamas for yelsey

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good thing the like, 90% chance of getting an item is the item that i want
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shame kapus had to lose her super cute ribbon sword though :c
but that +7 attack is nothing to sneeze at
dont sneeze at things its rude
and people can get sick
dont be that guy

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welp, back to clearing out the bottom path

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some more sparky boys

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how the heck do clouds have bananas

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i hadnt shown off their attacks yet, but they hit pretty hard

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killing an enemy by bapping them with a staff is always funny to me

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:o
dirt!
exciting!

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good thing ivy bought his Digging Mitts

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sorry nothing

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2cool4dirt

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another box, another bag of loot

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and of course, more enemies to fight

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no trouble at all! :D

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and for that uneventful fight, we get three level ups

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yelsey learns how to do Sick Flips™

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job done! :D

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ivy and yelsey now care whether they live or die

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we roll them bones and get a bunch of rocks

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hey remember those things we bought like 5 minutes ago?
yeah we got better ones now
Land Down Under!
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with the top path done, time to do the bottom one

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man the new dig dug game looks great

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we're digging in a grave arent we

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NEVER
STOP
DIGGING

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dangit

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he's determined if nothing else

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all of that effort
for one stupid sweet

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well back to our regularly scheduled adventure

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FIGHT LIGHTNING WITH LIGHTNING

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guess what time it is
you guessed it
its split path time

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what kind of idiot wouldnt go towards the giant-ass treasure chest

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a couple of nosey boys

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and through spamming the attack command, we hit 200 rescues
which normally means that Jesus will pay us a visit at the inn

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boxes full of cash seem pretty common out here in the arid frontier
maybe this is how the royal family gets all their gold

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a big crowd of ruffians

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holy shit

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are we not going to acknowledge that ivy can now level a fucking skyscraper

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thank you jesus for the sprinkles

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kapus and bk get a little closer

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and kapus buys some very kapus armour

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though the chest is tempting, gotta clear things out first!

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dont worry guys, we just became death, destroyer of worlds

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SO MANY MONEY CHESTS
every bloody path ends in a money chest
im not complaining or anything but seriously now
Suite Loot!
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CANT SAVE THE WORLD WITHOUT
BIG MUSCLES

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GET SWOOOOOOLE

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P U S H
U P
P O W E R

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so... not very
gotcha

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the strongest muscle...
is the heart ♥

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oh man that armour's real cu-
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dangit bk

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HEY REMEMBER THOSE OUTFITS WE JUST BOUGHT?
YEAH ME NEITHER

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we've had our suites, now time for the loot

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the goo squad! how frightening!

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...nevermind

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i cant believe kapus is fucking dead

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i cant abandon my muscle-buddy!

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even treasure spots have split paths

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free floor candy! nothing can go wrong with that!

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Now That's What I Call A Chest! Volume 28

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HEY REMEMBER THAT AR- okay ive done that joke too many times already

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ooooh noooo noooot buuuutterfliiiies
im soooo scaaaared

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:3

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MORE SPLITS

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one just instantly lead to the inn so yknow

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god why did they give me so much equipment so fast
i barely get time to even wear these

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back to finish the other paths, and we're greeted by some regular snurps!

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ivy's still a lord of death, even when channeling a different spirit

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going down in history

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these chests seem disproportionately large compared to the tiny things inside

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oh no its the mole patrol

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and for once ivy didnt genocide them all in one turn so someone else could get some glory

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whats the bet that the other dumb path just loops back onto the path i just finished

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bk only knows how to buy tambourines

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tambourines make people happy this is fact

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yelsey doesnt like people hanging around bk so he buys a new knife >:3

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SPIN THE WHEEL FOR A TREASURE TO TAKE
CAREFUL MY FRIEND OR HE'LL RATTLE AND SHAKE

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cats dont fear the god of death
why do you think they have nine lives

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AND HE PRAISE

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Snurp Murder: The Movie

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y'all motherfuckers never learn

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moment of truth:
did bk call it?

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god dammit

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and a bunch of moles for our trouble
great

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get out of here, bloody nerds
NEXT EPISODE
We actually go towards finishing the Arid Frontier now that we've cleared things out!

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AND SO ANOTHER CHAPTER CLOSES ON OUR TALE OF
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I can't believe Ivy turned into a Megumin knockoff
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how many mana sweets am i subsisting on now LOL
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My character has just gone through *all* the clothing fetishes, hasn't he? Diapers, leather, fursuits, women's clothing... Though for now, he seems content with cosplay.
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EPISODE SEVENTEEN


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sorry if that makes things more difficult :/

Aggro Crag!
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i dont actually know what an aggro crag is i just hear people talking about it and i wanted to sound cool ;n;

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also for people wondering the north path leads to ice zone usa
and there arent any levels there yet, so i cant do anything there

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whats he even doing out here
skeletons arent really associated with pepperoni deserts

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its Diet Air™! its good for you!

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giving up and going home is my favourite option

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damn i was hoping that would work

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you can never escape the spilt paths

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what is it with all of these big fancy chests with barely anything in them
like, not the value of the prize, but like, volume wise, you could fit SO MUCH MORE in here

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stuck between a rock a rock and a butterfly
thats how that saying went right

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hitting boulders with a sword is a viable strategy
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viable enough to get me a level up at least

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who builds an inn in the pepperoni desert
that just sounds bad from a business perspective

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yelsey and kapus praise the sun for a bit

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and ivy gets a BRAND NEW STICK

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what goes up, must come down

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moles and moths
m&ms

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FRY 'EM

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another big silvery box another...
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one (1) sweet
its like going to your fridge and all there is inside is just a single half eaten carrot

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glad to be finishinn up here

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got a bunch of tickets, might as well take our chances
(heres where the different image host starts, btw)

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how giant are we talkin'?

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oh
oh wow
thats a lot

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spinning again gives us... a holiday!

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look it may look like im giving myself all the prizes
but i picked ivy and these two had the lowest relationship rank anyway

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sconcern
this is the quality of joke you're getting today
enjoy
The Bone Zone!
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welp we've reached our destination, time to face the music

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wow, what a dumb hat, bk thinks to himself, also wearing a dumb hat

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oh
he's an asshole
good to know right off the bat

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i feel bad for :3 already

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nobody was asking but i dont think that will stop you

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i bet it was a butterfly

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six hours and four damage is very valiant, yes

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ah yes the ol' russian war strategy i see
"throw people at the problem until it goes away"

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they probably made an agreement with the monster to make you leave them alone

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oh hey, thats a bigger beastie than i expected

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no biggie, ive taken on scarier looking monsters
mostly zyglrocks but that was just because of his condescending glare

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even in the face of danger, ivys the coolest dude

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POW right between the wings

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lets see what mr. high and mighty can do, eh?
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...th... thats it?
just
standing there?
aight whatever

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bloody hell, thing attacks three times in a turn
if it double attacks anyone theyre as good as toast

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rip kapus
1956-2017

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a brand new skill!
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the ability to jam a banana down a teammate's throat!

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bk zoned out for a good 10 minutes

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but came back to roast the griffin to cinders!

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triple level ups, yo

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yelsey learns the raddest sounding attack
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and you know what i said about roasting? turns out some is edible

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you dont even have a sword

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...how?
we're like
three episodes far away from it

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radiating distaste, maybe
X Gon' Deliver To Ya!
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honeeey~♫
im hooome~♫
[laugh track]

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something you know nothing about, Mr. Lets-Monsters-Into-The-City

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euparkeria: the castle gossip

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safely is a relative term

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CASH MONEY BOOOOOYS

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i havent had dinner yet and that bigass Generic Meat Bone looks mighty tasty right now

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welp, moment of truth

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with the competency of the guards in this place it must not have been a hard task

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oh geez
you cannot hide that big floaty heart
i probably shouldve let them know i was bringing Capt. Boneface

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something about insanes skeleton face is more unsettling with that whole outfit

(now the replacement image host isnt working, but the previous one is???
what???
oh well whatever back to business as usual)

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how do you say that out loud

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where?
wheres the dog
people in my team have been requesting 'doggy cuddles' for a while and i need to find one

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oh NOW he decides to fight

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he fell down like a bloody domino

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aww pholtos looks so concerned
do not fight over the :3

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get it? rotter? because he's a corpse?

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oh hey quark's showing some backbone

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ivy! not now! put the wand down! oh jesus everythings on fire

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the power of pholtos compels you!

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im starting to believe his chair has like, an engine and wheels
he keeps zooming in and out of frame at LIGHT SPEED

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why does nobody listen to :3

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who are you to decide who :3 does and does not marry
realistically, it should be up to :3
...though in that case, :3 would probably choose a potted plant or something

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he wasnt touching anything, man

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well thats all none of my business
dont want this love dodecahedron to get any more terrible

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is it queensland

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of course food is the first thing on your mind
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oh maaan feeetch queeests

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what, are you just going to put the fruit in their room and hope things turn out okay

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oh this explains how im gonna get to that chest
its been bugging me all week

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heck yeah getting paid before i even do anything

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im pretty sure back when i get back this place will be a smoldering ruin

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well thats about all fo- SNURP

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SNUUUUURPS

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snurp snurp snurp

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S N U R P
NEXT EPISODE
Ahem, snur- i mean, sorry.

We go into the forest in search of the 'Calming Fruit'!

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TAKE CARE ON YOUR WAY HOME, FROM
FULLTALKHAUS ALCHEMIST

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I knew I would have a bone to pick with that Insane fellow
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I wonder if snuggling would help.
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Those snurps are the cutest thing, like a little bipedal weevil
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EPISODE EIGHTEEN


man id totally hug a snurp

No Time Forest!
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now with 30% less snurps

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he mostly got slapped once then the whole building caught fire

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insane? yes

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a near infinitely small sub-particle or a skeleton
who will win the :3's heart

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!

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it wasnt very hidden honestly
you showed me a massive ! button and i pressed it

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now with Hidden™ split paths

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we're always lost

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i mean
we never really had a physical map or anything
just the vague inclination of 'its in the forest'

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geez check out mr. and mr. positive over here

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"we are going to die"

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there was nothing even here what the heck

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the power of jesus christ grants us even more sprinkles

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once upon a time there was a snurp
he was very shiny

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and then man, granted infinite knowledge by the snurp, discovered the banana

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international bestseller

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only a fool praise upon the weak
that sounds like a quote from something but i dunno

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oh hey, its Uncle Chop-Chop's sword

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look how happy yelsey is to have a banana
^ w ^

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that FINALLY unlocked the way to that treasure thats been taunting me

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but we must restrain ourselves! for the 100%ing is more important

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the hell is this fucking thing
making god damn bedroom eyes at me

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oh god

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oh jesus
this forest is full of vore

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nobody swallows MY friends!
unless they consent!

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please bath at your soonest continence

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this whole area was pretty straightforward, which is nice

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dang whats with all the praising going on

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bk and yelsey pretend to be crabs for a bit
yknow, as you do

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"woo free shit" - yelsey 2017

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hey, uh, bk?
i know you're a little slow, but uh
giving someone a ring generally has pretty strong connotations

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kapus is a few letters away from becoming krampus so id watch out if i were you

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meanwhile
ivy buys a banana
this is important and i though yall should know
Treasure Hunt!
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saving the kingdom can wait, theres loot to be had

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snuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurps

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just golf-swing them into fucking orbit

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dangit, even treasure spots have split paths
can never make this easy, can you?

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oh geez
i dont like the way that plant is looking at us

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he's beauty, he's grace
he'll fall flat on his face

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luckily we can beat the crap out of it before it even gets a turn

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bk levels up! :D

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and now we get that tea

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these things are everywhere
has the castle never heard of hiring a groundskeeper

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time for yelsey to show us how its done!

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zwoosh
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while that looked cool as hell, it hit three times and did like, 12 damage per hit

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ivy at this point i think you're doing it on purpose

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choppin' down trees is what the chopper sword is all about yo

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there you are, you big beautiful box you

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its a stiiiick yaaaay

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well theres one path of several done

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bk and yelsey get closer again, but dont learn any new skills

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TIME FOR GAMBLING

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first prize, a sweet 'vacay'
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ivy and kapus go beat up some wild animals on an island for a bit

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second prize, and the one i wanted, was some radishes!
these things boost all stats when eaten, theyre great

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ivy's wooly world

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welp we've got minimum two more trips to do, better get comfy

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these things are creepy, not gonna lie

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waluigi cant save you now!

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time for something new!

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teamwork makes the disney
wait

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wasnt in the mood for sweet food, apparently

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out of the mouth
into the... uh... south?

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first detour, going down on the second intersection

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man these prizes are pretty nuts

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*that one trumpet noise from one of rao's lps*

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gossip king bk

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poor kapus :c
who knew she was secretly a dinosaur

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man i could really use that frying p-
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:|

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aight, lets end this little game

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:o
another kitty? :O

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SNURP AMBUSH
THE HORROR

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THE HOOOOORROOOOR

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ivy pokes like a champion

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its not all bad news, we got some very small prizes from a very large box

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SO MANY SNURPS

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and that, as someone somewhere said once maybe, is that

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kapus and ivy can now remove eachothers appendages at will

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then bk and yelsey just have to show them up by learning the improved version
Fruit Farming!
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our destination is available, let's dive in boys

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i mean theres a lot of forest and like, four of us
finding it is unlikely to begin with

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yelsey no
yelsey
pls

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kapus aint got time for your 'diabolical schemes'

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hey guess what its your old pal
split paths

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this way's got boxes!
boxes full of money!
yay!

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well that was anticlimactic

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now we're all matching! :D

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and a buttload of cheesecake from the roulette, nice

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look how cute we all are
with our matching outfits :3

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mushrooms?
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theres not mush-room for defeat
that was terrible im sorry

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south at the first intersection gives...

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floor candy! the best kind of candy

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south at the second intersection gives...

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two (2) voreplants
greeeeeat

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hit 'em with the ol' one two

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dangit yelsey
chalk that one up to your ever-growing list of kinks

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o.o

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indisposed is one way to put it

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the secret Waluigi Strike!

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thats great yelsey! im so proud of you

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ROUND TWO

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i dont know how the rocks managed to get here from the frontier but hey no skin of my nose rock

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no food for you!

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Kapus 'The Eliminator' takes another life

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bk and yelsey get EVEN CLOSER
soon you wont be able to tell where bk ends and yelsey begins

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another Ludicrous™ one sided roulette wheel

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now yelsey wields the dumbest weapon yet
NEXT EPISODE
We return to the castle with the Calming Fruit! Hopefully we can get the whole argument sorted out!

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WE'RE DONE HERE
IS THE ORDER A TALKHAUS?

...starring pholtos as Tippy
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Okay, Yelsey's look when he's up to that scheme in the Fruit Farming section is my favorite face yet.
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Oh, dear. I've seemed to miss my regal debut due to endless BotW playing. Let it be known that I shall conquer this pitiful kingdom, bed the princess, and send use my skeleton influence to end Quark once and for all! Muahahahahahaha.
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EPISODE NINETEEN


nineteen has TOO MANY Es
mr police officer sir please come and arrest this number

Fruit Delivery!
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welp time to call into the castle a-
wait

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i forgot to check on these idiots like 3 times so fat

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look man, asking doesnt seem to be working
you needs some
like
glue

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okay so they completely ignore the fact that i saved their child again
aight
i see how it is

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"lady your kid's fuckin' weird"

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where were we? oh right the castle and the very important delivery that determines the fate of the country

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geez they must have had one super wild party while i was gone

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wait a minute! you're not employed here!

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get out of it!

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oh man this one looks like it has a little mouth
thats adorable

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wont stop me from stomping it into dust

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scared scorpion

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oh geez
that imps shoving that spear where the sun dont shine

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dangit pico
you're not helping

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yeah wouldnt wanna strain those Massive Muscles™ by, yknow, using them

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well thats all i have to do here, might as well leave

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oh right

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you can tell its an elite because its got TWO eyes

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wham bam thank you ms johnson

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desperate times call for desperate measures
this is not one of those times but i did it anyway

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thats the face of pure evil right there
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"you cannot corrupt pure darkness"

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hey uh, kapus?
you need some eyedrops or something?

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naughty evil children get put in the Shame Circle to atone for their sins

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"foolish mortals, your sparkly circle cannot hold ME"

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"nvm we cool"

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fried imp, anyone?

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no
bad kitty

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if at first you dont succeed
fry, fry again

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look how uninterested bk looks
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"man i could really go for a hot dog right about now"

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the moment of truth!

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oh quarks dead again
rip

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THE HOOORROR

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what, is mr. undead not familiar with the servants of the underworld?

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wow what a weenie

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come heaven or hell, snacktime never gets interrupted

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...nightmare tower?
really?
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OH COME ON
YALL LIVE LIKE 20 METERS AWAY FROM THE GIANT DEATH TOWER
AND NOBODY SEES THIS COMING

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hi so scared im bk

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like pholtos can say anything to stop you
what with the lack of his :3

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priorities

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"so uh... read any good books lately?"
oh i know
i can fix this

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perfect
Nightmare on Mii Street!
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how does nobody think
"hey you see that bigass spooky death tower?"
"yeah?"
"maybe we should, i dunno, do something about it?"

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its submap time booooooooooys

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welcome... to the SPOOK ZONE

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having just woken up from a nap like half an hour ago, i feel ya little bk

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which is impressive when your hair is caramel goop

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thats my secret, kap
im always terrified

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then get ivy to knock the tower down or something

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guuuuess what tiiiiime iiiit iiiis

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as the great philosopher 'Jessie J' once said:
"everybody look to the left"

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w... why was everyone having a dance party in the pitch dark
what

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clouds and imp

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nothing Kapus "The Devastator" can't handle

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wait who the fuck builds an inn inside a spooky death tower
what the fuck

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oh well no looking a gift dinosaur in the mouth
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yelsey gets some fairly normal looking clothes for once
...minus the booty shorts

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and ivy raids the linen closet and steals some of the sheets

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upsy daisy

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man the wiring in this place is awful

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as the great philosopher 'Jessie J' also once said:
"now everybody look to the right"

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our greatest foe
running into each other

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oh geez
i know how this is going to end
and its not pretty

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more inns
who the fuck is building these
is that gonna be the final boss
'IT IS I, THE INNKEEPER'

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for rescuing 300 people, we get more government mandated sprinkles, and our Shame Circle gets more Shameful!

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but of course, we're not done here
since they felt the need to add in a tiny extra path

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a couple of NERDS

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the ol' triple level up

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and ivy learns how to E X P A N D

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hey everyone this is todays lootcrate unboxing videoooo
today we haaave
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some paper

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ivy no! theyre only CHILDREN

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finally finnished

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now they can make fun of each other for being trapped in the Shame Circle

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bk watches yelsey sleep like a massive creep
Dreams of Treasure!
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dead ends normally have loot, right?
RIGHT??

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the paving companies just put all of these split paths in to charge people extra

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double the splits double the fun

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Big™ Box™

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bk you look like a god damn muffin

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i like this one
:3

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man look at all those cool prizes id love to get o-
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PATH!
AAAAAA
annoyance of the universe

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why cant i find big fancy boxes full of like $1000 in REAL LIFE, HUH?!

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a new enemy! its a NERD
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even nerds cannot stand up to EXPUROOOOSION

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rebel uppu

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muffinboy gets a new skill

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yknow
i was hoping the path would meet up BEFORE the other intersection
so i could do this in one run
but thats just wishful thinking i guess

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i went to get dinner midway through posting this
and i got a really terrible sandwich that was like, 80% mayo
i got some in my hair and now i feel like ill never be clean
mayos kinda gross :s
oh and these two learnt a skill or something

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kapus gets some armour that actually looks like armour

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and uh...
bk you look like an idiot

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this guy's great

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"hey bk why did you not do a thing"
well omnipresent weird voice,
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this time YELSEY did the thing!

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nyoom in a downward direction

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nap time! :D

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dont tell me what to do, catboy

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oh fuck

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nobody disturbs naptime
it is law

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oooh nooo
its NERD VISION

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yelsey, being the only one not dumb enough to nap in the middle of a dungeon, sweeps the lot of them

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ROUND TWO
FIGHT

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corruption STILL doesnt work on the master of chaos, bk the pudding
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get out of here with that shit

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nuking all of these minislimes is doing wonders for our kill- i mean- RESCUE rate

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logboy and armourgirl

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pretty much even odds across the board

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oh hey an actual decent prize
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going from smacking people with a souvenir to actually being a threat

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and that, as some dude said, is a thing
NEXT EPISODE
MORE TOWER

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BEANS
TALKHAUS THE MOVIE
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What a delightfully meaty update. And yeah mayo is pretty nasty I usually omit it wherever possible
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EPISODE TWENTY


what is it with me and card games lately

Tower Climbing Action!
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i forgot to take a picture before going into the stage but we're here as shown by the pointy arrow

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we're greeted by some librarians
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who kapus cuts into tiny pieces
just like librarians in real life

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so many librarians
im starting to think this is less of a 'evil base' and more of a 'library'

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im startin' to feel bad
all of these monsters are doing their best and i just keep wiping the floor with them

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wow that was... straightforward
you feeling okay game? normally theres like five split paths before now

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someone get these guys a well already
theyre so thristy

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i was kinda hoping for the equipment, but hey thats sti-
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holy moly thats a lot of xp

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i guess ill go PAY for ivy's goth phase, like some kind of not-gambling person

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not a lot to clear out here, but still gotta do it~

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a box full of cheese and meat
sounds like one hell of an evening

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turns out bk just had a book overdue for like six years and they just want him to return it

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but nobody can take my ispy book! NOBODY

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done! in record time too

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miis dont really have hands
more just... nubs
More Tower Climbing Action!
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now with less red arrows because we're actually on the right space this time

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theres the split paths we know and love

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"...bk! and he was adorable"

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:O
not a spook!

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heart more like FART

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your hearts in trouble because it got stolen by a pudding :3

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little boxes on the tower
little boxes full of CASH MONEY

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the clouds are upset that im making more money than them

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well that sure was a sequence of worthwhile events

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hands are being lent

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like, totes

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are YOU goblet?

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back to the task at hand

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south at the second intersection that i neglected to show existed

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cash m o n e y

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paths within paths

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a nice... imp shaped clerd

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our first multi-assist!
and the reason ive been sharing the love around the team

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ivy and kapus get stronger!

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im surprised this building is still standing with all the explosions going on

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kapus goes out to get a new sword, but the prices were bananas

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yelsey gets into watersports

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more exciting paths!

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a down at the last intersection gives...

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gerbrarians

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in order to get me to share things, you must be one of my closest friends

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you thought there'd be a battle without an explosion?

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for rescuing 400 people, we get more sprinkles!

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kapus dresses up like a meatball

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down and then up, feat a battle with some gerblins that died in one attack

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yelsey levels up from all the exploding

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a moments silence for the boring fights that had nothing happen in them

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that frying pan looks impractical

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the final path, finally

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yknow if raocow just kept all these boxes to himself
he could probably just BUY the castle

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speaking of imp-ractical things
that was bad im sorry

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kapus and bk get closer! mid-fight because friendship has no schedule

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that face
he's got no time for evil, he's too busy being cute

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SPIN!
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TO!
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WIN!

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now the salvation army will stop trying to kidnap ivy

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this is like one of those aprons with a six-pack drawn on the front
NEXT EPISODE
We confront whatever lurks at the top of the tower!
I'm totally not cutting this short just so I can have a cliffhanger no sir!

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THANK YOU FOR LISTENING TO
TALKHAUS UND PANZER

...more like 'tank you for listening' uhuhuhuh
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EPISODE TWENTYONE


well dang
my microsd is being kinda crap
so im missing a bunch of images
like 20 images from the start of this episode, plus a bunch from something much later D:
im gonna have to go buy a new one or something, i dunno
im so sorry guys ;n;

A Great BEAST!
so

heres where a bunch of images would be

of us reaching the top of the tower
and encountering quark
who's going toe-to-toe with a big pink monster
who is that pink monster?

well

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he's uh
quite large

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his previous quote was something like, 'oh i sure do love this face :3'

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SLAMMED

(from here on its business as usual, apparently)

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i cant believe quark's fucking dead

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god look at that
GLORIOUS

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HERE COMES THE BUTTSQUAD

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just have this music playing through the whole fight

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comin' out of the gates with guns and frying pans blazing

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C ool
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pholtos isnt used to having arms

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his poses are so F A B U L O U S
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his damage is a bit less fabulous for the rest of us

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time to install that EXPANSION PACK

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we final fantasy now

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i hope y'all like 2-minute noodles

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it took a turn to prepare, but then bk started dancing around throwing food everywhere
im starting to think he doesnt actually know how to cook

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i dont know why this image is here

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TIME TO END THIS LITTLE GAME
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note: yelsey got crushed by the giant :3 and was never seen again

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pholtos obtains his true form, a sphere

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oh what is it now ya big blue nerd

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oh what a shame

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look man ive got plenty of gold just name your price

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ooooh noooo nooot the eeeeeast

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saving people is becoming a hobby of mine apparently

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you were infinitely more helpful than insane was

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saved? i thought they were pholtos!

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why is post-haste even a saying
in my experience the post is fuckin' slow
A Hero's Welcome!
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:3

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well they cleaned this shit up real quick

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gotta check in on the guards, yo

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glowy pholtos bodysnatches another victim

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:D

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was the replacement face i made for you not good enough, HUH?

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to be fair
salmon didnt actually SEE quark fail miserably

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maybe if he put more points into strength he wouldve stood a chance

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in case anyone was wondering, yes, salmon does sound EXACTLY like the king of hyrule

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get it
LIGHT JOKES

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im not even gonna put a joke here or anything it writes itself

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man all of our armour is so shitty

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good to see pholtos is still 'pick-up-able'

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yeah what a bonehead

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didnt you run away like two episodes ago

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oh uh
oh geez
oh man
i'll uh... i guess ill uh... leave you to it

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i GUESS if i HAVE TO
Final Frontier!
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since raocow bailed off to insane's kingdom, i guess thats where we're goin' next

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if you have the time and resources to run all the way out here, you can learn how to use a bloody sword

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oh come on, nintendo
neksdor? really?

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th...that was it?
that was the big message you had to come all the way through a fucking mountain-desert range for?

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man that sure was a worthwhile space on the map

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oh no the librarians are pursuing me outside the library

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rip

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just walk like, three steps and an inn will appear
thats how it works

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(10 bkbucks if you get that reference)

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spooky story time with puddi

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it was beatrix former queen of the netherlands

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omg bk that face

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ivy really likes soopky stories, i guess
i typoed spooky but im not fixing it

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DAY TWO IN THE PEPPERONI LAND

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i dunno man i think the imps are really cute

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COULD THIS BEEE THE LAST INN OF THE REGION???
A Horrible Inncident!
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kapus and yelsey get closer! and learn how to get trapped in an endless cycle of volunteer work when they really just wanna get a job

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oh shit
not here, raocow! this is a safe place! a place of innocence!

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wait... there's three people there...
and bk only KNOWS three people...
hmm...

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D:
lonely puddi!

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oh hey jesus
long time no see, apart from when you throw sprinkles at me

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lewd
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oh no! i need those!
ivy still owes me money!

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rescue mission!

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wait wheres my hat and pan
i cant do culinary magic without those!

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GREAT
JUST FRICKIN' GREAT

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new game +!

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he added the Cat, Imp and Scientist classes

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turns out the other imps couldnt corrupt bk because he was already a demon!
a pudding demon!

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Meanwhile...

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well theyre alive at least
thats something

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whats that dog whos name i cant remember? nerds are trapped in a well??

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ill do my puddi best!

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your first and last mistake
NEXT EPISODE
We explore a strange new world, starting at level one!

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WELL HERE WE ARE AGAIN,
TALKHAUS GAME!!

...video games??
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