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Post by Truhan »

In light of Horikawa's Vlog today, I propose we have a thread where we post nothing but spoilers. I'll start.

Snape kills Dumbledore. Ron marries Hermione.
Vader is Luke's father, Leia is Luke's twin sister.
The Montreal Screwjob was a shoot.
Rousey wins by armbar.
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Flowey is the final boss
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He's not in the sequel.
It was his sled.
Samus is a girl.
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The Titanic sunk.
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An aeroplane on a treadmill would take off
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I AM VERY DISGUSTED WITH THE TRASHY MAN. IN SPITE OF THE MONSTER, AND THE COACH, ONLY TRASHY, I WILL BEAT DOWN THEM ALL. FOR THIS I MUST STRENGTHEN MYSELF. THE MONSTER IS THE SAME TOO. COLLECT ALL THE TRASHY, RIGHTEOUS FELLOW ARE ALL UNPARDONABLE! YOU DON'T AFFECT ME. THE TRASHY STROLLING IS AN EYESORE!
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the final boss is YOURSELF
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Aerith Dies.
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Turns out you were hallucinating the whole time and also the bad guy.
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Jon Snow is alive
That crazy voice dude
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Giovanni's the Viridian City Gym Leader.
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Thats not a spoiler
its an almighty wing
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Horikawa Otane wrote:how long has this thread been a thing haha
Spoilers:

From after the vlog.

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Go south at the corner of the maze to get to Temmie Village
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The protagonist dies.

...Not sure what it's a spoiler for but I'm sure it's true for something
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Coryman wrote:The protagonist dies.

...Not sure what it's a spoiler for but I'm sure it's true for something
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The black guy dies.
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Kyoko was a victim of EDEN Syndrome, and Alphamon was simply acting as a replacement.

Soylent Green is people.

Louie gets left behind.

The final boss ends up becoming the protagonist's pet-slash-best friend.

Louie gets left behind again.

Stukov kills Narud.

Galacta Knight returns.

Dark Meta Knight returns.

Rupture in Reality was made by raocow.

The fourth wall does not protect the final boss from the player.

Bowser Jr. knows the truth about Peach.

Demo kills Viridi.

Dante is already dead.

The protagonist is the reincarnation of the dark lord.

The game takes place thousands of years after humanity's extinction.

The Titans are an Egyptian god and one of the four gods.

Getting 120 stars as Luigi unlocks one final galaxy for both playable characters.

Baromon was wrong to doubt the legitimacy of his vision.

Tai got an Omnivice.
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nuzleaf was under dark master's control
joy mutates its user
it's not a real invasion there's just shit going on on the moon
ozu is actually a pretty swell guy
homura breaks the law of cycles
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The Lumas all fly into the black hole and restart the universe.
You destroy the game.
SpongeBob gets a promotion.
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The true treasure was the friends you made along the way.

The darkness was full of zombies.
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Wolfolotl wrote:nuzleaf was under dark master's control
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