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Talkhaugotchi Life III - The Reckoning

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Heh heh heh... I made love happen...
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DAY 117


updates a little late today, but ive kinda decided that my previous upload time was pushing on my sanity, so i'll now do these AFTER lunch, rather than before

so yknow, maybe ill be at least 20% awake for these

每天的事情
im surprised nobody's yelled at me for the daily things translations being "omg so wrong" yet
google translate forever

raocow still hasnt noticed the gaping hole in their wall
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arent samurais supposed to fight demons
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cows and birds
that hat is actually alive
its seeping into his thoughts
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rao just stepped though the door to his house and turned up here
that happens a lot
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drama queen >.>
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INTERRUPTIONS
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oh no! a robot gnome dragon guy thing
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a great choice of two well dressed individuals
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rao just wanted a sandwich, man
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the news
salmons so sick of this islands shenanigans
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the wild tortilla is a menace on the island
many casualties have resulted from these beasts
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omg cheez
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ever since that mexican-food based zoo was shut down, they run wild
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nothing is left of their victims but the soles of their shoes
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bk what are you wearing
silly pud
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no we shall see
will they thrive in despair? or succumb to it?
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bk splurging on the 500 dollar goth dress
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Damn BK you look good in a dress
He captured!
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DAY 118


this just in: red rocks in space

每天的事情
pholtos is reading "Advanced Astrophysics for Porings"
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thats the last thing you should be trusted with 8flight
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hoeloe trying to ignore that theyre not the only holo on the island
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the news
yarr, they be playin' me crane
pirate jokes
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why would anyone choose miis over stuffed toys
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omg
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that thousnad yard stare
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thats pholtos's official last name, by the way
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miis exist purely for the entertainment of higher life forms
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gotta catch some of them
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mar in an interview
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laughing at the misfortune of others is a good time :D
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walk walk fashion toddler
time for the 'totally not filler™' fashion hour!
first of the bat, its window 'gucci more like poocci' squeegee!
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squeegees fridge is full of exclusively cucumbers
im pretty sure he doesnt eat any of them
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thought about cucumbers the whole time, but ended up with cherries
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next up is frozen 'prada more like pra-duuuuh' quills!
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the last thing i want is my clothes to start dating
most arent older than 4-5 years old
and im a protective parent
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i wonder what time it is when they made this
if only there was a cowboy who had a fixation on telling us what the time is
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lastly, here's bliv 'fashion joke' sey
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last time that happened i had to put pholtos in the corner
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frill meister bliv
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you calling me a fashion joke

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bkamakaze wrote:
DAY 118

squeegees fridge is full of exclusively cucumbers
I just knew he was up to something.
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DAY 119


i dont have any jokes about the number 119
so just pretend theres a dancing duck here

wow look at him go
he sure is dancing

zinthu tsiku ndi tsiku
im starting to think lhb got bitten by a dad
theyre showing symptoms of the dad virus
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i dont even need to say anything here, this image speaks for itself
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look, sturg, i aint gonna judge, but maybe you could do this somewhere more... private? please?
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blivsey fights anime
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his love is like a truck
while enjl was out pillaging the villages, he caught the eye of a local elf maiden
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elves like trees, right? so trying to seduce one NEAR a tree is BOUND to work
trust me i did a science once
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perhaps being a brutal barbarian isnt the most attractive thing to an elf
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you gotta give him points for tenacity though
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the trail of dead tourists probably put her off
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the news
this news is so hot, we need a pyromaniac to present it
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entries include such smash hits as: Bee Movie 2: Starring Pichu Sandler, and Ninja Sneak Burger Stand: Starring Platinum Schwarzenegger
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bringing whole new meaning to
ROCK
HARD
ABS
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roughly 2450 of them were just four second videos of raocow trying to turn the camera on
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'Buff or Bust' was a better title
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her shooting people has nothing to do will the filming, and will be removed from the court record
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where every film required super buff men made of stone
almost as if they resemble 'pillars'
yes, men who are pillars
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clearly not wise enough to avoid this island
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ive never seen spice and wolf, but i feel like this has something to do with the plot
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I've got a new theme song; hoping that's the next musical number
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bkamakaze wrote:Ninja Sneak Burger Stand: Starring Platinum Schwarzenegger
lmao that was hilarious
peteyboo wrote:Platinum vs. raocow vs. myself triple battle at the same time

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I love it.

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men who are pillars and who consume other men

how much more blatant can we get?
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bkamakaze wrote:
DAY 119


i dont have any jokes about the number 119
so just pretend there's a dancing duck here
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wow look at him go
he sure is dancing
ftfy
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Mikkofier wrote:
bkamakaze wrote:
DAY 119

i dont have any jokes about the number 119
so just pretend there's a dancing duck goose here
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wow look at him go
he sure is dancing
ftfy
double fixed it.

thats not a duck.

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I almost said the same thing, but concluded it was actually a very large domestic mallard.

(Bird debates best debates.)
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It came up when I googled for an animated picture of a dancing duck, cut me some slack :(
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Okay, I've actually done some research and am 100% convinced it's a duck. All in the bill shape.

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mallard based drama

no update today, im at college and wont be back until tonight, so yall can just continue arguing about geese and ducks until tomorrow.
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That looks like a duck to me.
bkamakaze wrote:mallard based drama
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He captured!
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bkamakaze wrote:mallard based drama
Talkhausers get passionate about birds, what can I say?
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checked and that is indeed a duck, I have been made a fool.
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It should be noted, the original post said pretend there's a duck.
Even if it was a goose, you must pretend otherwise
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DAY 120


sorry for the delay, i was at my friends place yesterday

anyways

coses diàries
our police department is very effective at treating demons to a day out in the park
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the news
theres no door to the news tower
miis are summoned there when their destiny is accurate
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hopefully this'd be better than the "exploding plants" that were being sold last tuesday
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literally everywhere
vendors have materialised every 2 meters
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i dont know if id be comfortable with that face looking at me when i eat it
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they're hair flavoured
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now going for a holo low price
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are you sure you arent just licking jojk
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oooooooo banana 8U
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a paper aeroplane
GOD were you not listening?!
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mi-:3-sis
pholtos thought this phone was his bed
and was very surprised when my face showed up on it
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oh geez
theres too many things wrong with this image
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how did the two of you have a decent looking child
pholtos what did you do
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but what a dorky name
only NERDS are name samuel B)
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love la love
for once in internet history, its the waifu who loves the weeb
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pholtos and hatkid had a child like 20 minutes ago and have already abandoned it
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i hope youve got a big wallet mate, mako eats like theres no tomorrow
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oh yeah and theres dialogue happening
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insert joke ive been called out on here
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say whaaaaaaaaaaaat
questions?!
in THIS economy?!
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why are the chairs in this restuarant so high
no miis are that big
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marriage happens woo
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naps is a terrible waiter, she never remembers one of the specials
yknow, the SOUP
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last time mako was at a wedding, things went very differently
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bean looks like he's fallen asleep
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boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooquet
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then they went to france to go beat up nui again
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MUSICAL NUMBER #12

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*squints*

Did we adopt or something? :3c
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Oh right. Kill la Kill happened, I completely forgot.
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I've been listening to that song I sung for 4 hours straight now. It's so damned catchy
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