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Talkhaugotchi Life III - The Reckoning

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DAY 75


something something sleep

секојдневно работи
kit and squeegee enjoy some quiet time after tranquilsing wolfy, elga and their demon spawn
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the cell wall of finland
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seconds before platinum released thousands of wasps into the cafe
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the heart is fickle
the spirits have spoken, and they say that maya needs some love
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unfortunately she was too busy doing... maya things
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but that's not gonna slow ol' willy down!
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damn son, the double rejection combo
rip
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burnt out
pyro's tired of mr. sleepy
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but she's willing to give him a chance
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im not putting the drivethrough video again
ive done it too much
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as incredibly tempting as it is
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their love crumbles around them :c
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gotta keep your eyes closed so you dont see the pain
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obligatory
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...i feel like that sequence didnt need any comments


the news
whatzit tells us whats what... zit
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going to the LIBRARY?!
NEEEEEEEEEERDS
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dang, i thought they'd never find the bodies
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rip
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the book was a chuck tingle classic: "pounded in the butt by my own butt"
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why you were pressing flowers into that book, i'll never know
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look
whatzit
that joke
shitty jokes are my job
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comin' straight from the underground
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yeah, no worries mate, here
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rip the relationship ;-;
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i don't actually have a job there at the news station, but most of the people working there really don't like to do things
by the book,
so they let me try it out for one day.

luckily, they happened to choose the only day on my schedule that wasn't completely
booked.

unfortunately, the one security guy that does care noticed me, so i had to
book it
before i got into trouble.
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I AM VERY DISGUSTED WITH THE TRASHY MAN. IN SPITE OF THE MONSTER, AND THE COACH, ONLY TRASHY, I WILL BEAT DOWN THEM ALL. FOR THIS I MUST STRENGTHEN MYSELF. THE MONSTER IS THE SAME TOO. COLLECT ALL THE TRASHY, RIGHTEOUS FELLOW ARE ALL UNPARDONABLE! YOU DON'T AFFECT ME. THE TRASHY STROLLING IS AN EYESORE!
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freakin whatzit wrote:i don't actually have a job there at the news station, but most of the people working there really don't like to do things
by the book,
so they let me try it out for one day.

luckily, they happened to choose the only day on my schedule that wasn't completely
booked.

unfortunately, the one security guy that does care noticed me, so i had to
book it
before i got into trouble.
I don't think there's anything I can add to this.
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bkamakaze wrote: seconds before platinum released thousands of wasps into the cafe
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bkamakaze wrote: comin' straight from the underground
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peteyboo wrote:Platinum vs. raocow vs. myself triple battle at the same time

48 hours straight of Hyper VII. Whoever beats it first wins!
I love it.

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DAY 76


doot is such a fun word
doot doot

alldeegleche Saache
i didnt even know luxembourg had a language

this just in: raocow forced to keep drawing a webcomic for the next 50 years
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pichu's about the get dunked
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the perfect date: kitties
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squids and speedruns
we need to warm the cold heart of the machine
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a romance programmed in lunalua
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im not really sure why zyg wears a full body tracksuit
but yknow
apparently pyro's into it
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they discuss the best way to make another 45 smbx contests
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and so
the world was doomed
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i hope you realise what you've done
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open the gates of doom
oh gooooood
he's got his dad's chin
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please
please god
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thank the gord, thank jeebus
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a spawn that will live in infamy
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the kid is more scared of wolfy
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the blade is retractable from his arm
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he looks like bootleg brock
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wait when did oliver grow eyes
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bkamakaze wrote: this just in: raocow forced to keep drawing a webcomic for the next 50 years
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Fifty years of adventures seems a bit much for a heroine like Aricelle. What if they start to become samey and/or ludicrous even by her world's standards?
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bkamakaze wrote: i hope you realise what you've done
You'll thank me some day.
Or curse my name. Maybe both.
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oh cool, rao and I are still a thing
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when comes Baby MissingNo.? :)
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bkamakaze wrote:im not really sure why zyg wears a full body tracksuit
The tracksuit is one of the few articles of clothing that reduce air resistance while adding minimal weight, affording me a higher top speed and shaving roughly 5 seconds off the run.
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DAY 77


how much even is a gorillian dollars

Dienos dalykai
do you ever think about mistakes
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deep sea bojis
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128 tries to get lynch to attack finland
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going straight back to the underground
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hoeloe only ever sleeps with their eyes wide open
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bear your fangs
good lord whats wrong with her head
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looks a little ayy lmao-y
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children always look the most horrifying as newborns
this is also somewhat true for humans
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teddy bears are expensive
so salmon improvises
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hoeloe attempts to tell them that spaghetti can be used as a piano wire substitute in an emergency
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shit we killed her
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if you're gonna be related to salmon, you gotta learn to shit like a champion
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they eyebrow to eyeball ratio is impressive
what is it with these children and having amazing eyebrows
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the news
hop on the magic toooothbrush
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its like a wand for orthodontimancers
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i dunno why raocow is here
im like 80% sure he doesnt either
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similar to as seen on tv
thats an actual logo people use for selling ripoff products
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wow a whole whiteboard eraser!
its a miracle!
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this news sponsored by toothbrush magic
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oh no its a peechoo
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last time you said that pichu we got into a 2 hour long discussion on how wasps dont actually exist
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as we go sedr'on and on and on
oh dear
a squid and a puddi
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HRM
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I WONDER WHICH ONE OF THESE TWO
I SHOULD SEND SEDRON AFTER
HRMMMMMMMMM
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Tenlade wrote:

You'll thank me some day.
Or curse my name. Maybe both.

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unfortunately i think tenlade caught onto my shenanigans
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sedron's never gonna leave it at that
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i feel like the fishnet stockings add and extra seal of quality to sedrons mii
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wait thats not a squid
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is it bad i legit forgot cheez and tenlade were dating
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no change in his expression
at all
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dont worry sedron
here, have the cooked remains of the species you were trying to court
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BK u da bes
Also I wish I could help and contribute augh I know you put a lot of time into these things and for that we thank u
pls don't get ur eye pecked out during swooping season (which I just learned is an 'straya thing)
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bkamakaze wrote: if you're gonna be related to salmon, you gotta learn to shit like a champion
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you forgot the part where we smear it on some dumb forum/chatroom
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bkamakaze wrote:going straight back to the underground
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I guess since I'm actually digging this time I can make this joke now
peteyboo wrote:Platinum vs. raocow vs. myself triple battle at the same time

48 hours straight of Hyper VII. Whoever beats it first wins!
I love it.

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DAY 78


theres a brand of meat pies here called "Four 'n Twenty"
you internet people have ruined that brand for me forever

ikdienas lietas
sedrons trying to run away from the water
he's not doing a very good job
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plagued by a platinum ninja
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they look like a boy band
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wolfy gives up trying to learn how to blow bubbles from sorel
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the news
when the going gets tough, you gotta do the news yourself
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we're still unsure which one is more irradiated
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nobody bothered to tell elga that its just a cardboard cut out on a string
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i missed a frame, but it basically said "elga opened a door to let some air in"
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is hop a common pun when talking about birds? i dont know
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its been 4 days
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thats primarily because most birds on the island come from the abandoned glue factory
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he's not even tanned
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i ask myself that every time i update
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as a bonus, we interviewed our local birdbrain, GlitchedGhost to see what she had to say about this bird-based story
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sheeps
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this was going to be in daily but i think it deserves its own spot
im not even going to comment
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shitposting
pichus and bananas are long time allies
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kit, pyro and all the other cat people, y'all pay attention
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pichu no
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he's processing the information
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ASTRAL PROJECTION
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the little shit
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pichu pls
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bkamakaze wrote: unfortunately i think tenlade caught onto my shenanigans
Nice try, but ill not fall for such a trap so easily.addressing it as from Marie, hah....im on team Callie.

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I almost questioned my existence there. Thanks pichu.
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HOW DID YOU GET THE EXACT SAME FRAME COMING BACK DOWN
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SHIT- oh wait. she made it up.. God damn it pichu.
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Birds are not that important
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tangeruse wrote:Birds are not that important
fight me irl
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