Talkhaugotchi Life III - The Reckoning

[TheFinalSentinel]

"When you fall down a bottomless hole, you die of dehydration."

[Dizzybelle]

DAY 72

waking up to chainsaws is fun

പ്രതിദിന കാര്യങ്ങൾ

peech and zooz talk about butts on the beach

neither of them have noticed each other

they're arguing over the size of the castle

the news

mako always nose best

dont do drugs kids

i dont think...
uh...
alrighty

zmon confirmed for waluigi

in a single bound, no less

its called a legend because your leg ends

minna's definitely not hiding a body in the subway

so much time, so little hands

the apocalypse beckons

oh good lord
i changed my phone number like 6 times to avoid this phonecall

christ save me
i dont even wanna THINK about the mechanics involved in that process, good fucking gravy

good FUCKING GOD

a taste for dessert

it was only a matter of time before another fell prey to my charms ;3

the park, perfect place to set up a date... right?

unfortunately, quarky didnt realise that puddis sleep at LEAST 23 hours a day
so widdle bk was not available

rip

[Duvi0]

OH MY GOD WHAT THE HELL IS THAT BABY

[No Lynch]

HELL IS THAT BABY

[july]

HELL IS THAT BABY

I'm a proud parent.

[Zephyr_DragonLord]

What an amazing baby. He'll devour worlds for aeons to come. (I think)

[Telamon]

Gratz sturg and whatzit, you are no longer the scariest breeders on the island!

[snoruntpyro]

THE BABY'S FACE IS JUST LITERALLY EYEBROWS AND A SMILE

[Zygl]

D'awww he has Wolfy's eyes. :3

[tangy]

>D

[Ivy]

BK, you're damn lucky you've set the precedent of shipping off all babies. someone else will have to deal with that abomination

[Skykitpawstar]

we need lots and lots of baby updated on that one, bk.

STALK IT.

[Dizzybelle]

DAY 73

i wish that bloke with the fucking chainsaw would go away
every morning

relatively short update today, for cosmic space reasons

Newcomer!

8flight! ( shitposts his way into the party )

perkara yang setiap hari

wilhart takes a toilet to the face

witch beach is which

theyre so proud of the abomination on their floor

bears and babies

he has to stand on a stepladder

hoeloe did the down and dirty with the bearman
amazing

oh good fucking lord whats wrong with her faaaaaaaaaaaaace

dude that doesnt look healthy

maybe they wont notice if i throw it out the window

RAP BATTLE IV

DUVI "The Dude" ZERO
VS
WILL "rawr :3" HART
READY?

FIGHT!








DUVI WINS

[Joseph Staleknight]

Well, I sure hope Oliver and Heidi don't become playmates. The fragile state of this island's existence pretty much depends on that now.

[Hoeloe]

I made a cyclops!

[Mata Hari]

How is babby formed

the answer is 'poorly'

[Duvi0]

Apparently I was already meant to be a rapper.

Prepare for my mixtape to drop on Day 80

[freakin whatzit]

i don't know why everyone keeps freaking out here, all these babies look completely normal.

in other news, i'm practicing my slow beach-walking so i can beat pholtos in a slow race.

[Dizzybelle]

sorry about the 'no update' situation
i was at a friends place all last night
for some reason he's being like 200% more social than usual and im being dragged into the black hole
im exhausted T^T

[Mata Hari]

That sounds terrible!

[Tenlade]

sorry about the 'no update' situation
i was at a friends place all last night
for some reason he's being like 200% more social than usual and im being dragged into the black hole
im exhausted T^T

Considering how often things pop up, maybe it would work better if you switch the update schedule to 3 nights a week. if nothing pops up, you can get a backlog of updates, or just take the day off.

[Dizzybelle]

DAY 74

theres been so many delays all over the place, im sorry guys ;^;
im such a poop :c

isan'andro zavatra

128 is killed by boredom as zyggy lists off his favourite numbers

i left the 3ds in sleep mode over night so this evening market was actually at 11AM

its realised the futility of existance

dont worry, most people cry when they see me

sturg is trying to get more pocket money

learning hookupbuster

our friend with the worst name on the island is gonna get some help from LATty boy

the one eyed ruler and the DLL ruler

the fuck is he wearing

ruler keeps getting distracted by the giant flying whale balloon thats passing overhead

and so was far too pre-occupied to enjoy the date

the news

swing swung swong sweng

kuupa's good at naming things

good lord thats horrifying

are there countries that use metres AND miles in the same system?
normally its feet/miles and metres/kilometres

pale rider was wolfy's old part-time job

nah thats not until tuesday

are ghosts that glitch scarier than regular ghosts

'what ever floats your goat'

[DLLrul3rz]

the fuck is he wearing

Obviously, that's my super special dating clothing!!!!!

...it doesn't work very well.

[Telamon]

Damn, I bet DLL and Demo would have had some freaky looking babies!

[Ivy]

BK, they obviously meant 60 meters per hour. It will send your heart a'racin'.