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Terrible poetry thread

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Re: Terrible poetry thread

Postby HamsterZerg » 3 years ago

Sorry, I'm dead.

It's all in what you see

He was good at using his Manly head

The dogs, they dance with rabid glee
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Re: Terrible poetry thread

Postby Piter Lauchy » 3 years ago

There once lay a lamb in a bed
A butt booping fetish it had
Out came a gif
Or was it called jif?
This limerick's stupidly bad

There once was a Hamster named Zerg
His avatar's some piece of work
He got the award
The world fell apart
This limerick's author's a jerk


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Re: Terrible poetry thread

Postby HamsterZerg » 3 years ago

oopspoo
you broke iti ekorb uoy
i triedeirt i
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Re: Terrible poetry thread

Postby Unaniem » 3 years ago

pesnis
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Re: Terrible poetry thread

Postby Grounder » 3 years ago

indigo
maple
song
orange
freak
red
electric
super
hashtag
yellow
oblong
umbrella
canteen
apricot
never
slow
under
cop
kid
maroon
yak
net
ulcer
tie
sick
Why don't you eat me?

I am perfectly tasty...

AND I'LL STEAL YOUR SOUL! :twisted:

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Re: Terrible poetry thread

Postby tangy » 3 years ago

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guys


		i think truhan


secretly


					likes horikawa
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Re: Terrible poetry thread

Postby Truhan » 3 years ago

Hold on, let me fix that for you.
tangeruse wrote:

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Re: Terrible poetry thread

Postby Piter Lauchy » 3 years ago

Well, now that you confessed that it needs further changing.
Truhan wrote:Hold on, let me fix that for you.
tangeruse wrote:

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Re: Terrible poetry thread

Postby LHB » 3 years ago

roses are red
violets are blue
im schizophrenic
and so am i

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Re: Terrible poetry thread

Postby HamsterZerg » 3 years ago

roses are red
violets are blue
here, have a cheesecake!
you can eat it if you want
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Re: Terrible poetry thread

Postby tangy » 3 years ago

hey here's a poem
roses are red
violets are blue
i have alzheimer's


hey here's a poem
roses are red
violets are blue
i have alzheimer's


hey here's a poem
roses are red
violets are blue
i have alzheimer's


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Re: Terrible poetry thread

Postby Truhan » 3 years ago

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have no girlfriend
And therefore, noone to give them to.
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Re: Terrible poetry thread

Postby Coryman » 3 years ago

There once was a man from Japan
Who lived his whole life in Japan
He never left home
Cause it was his home
And his home happened to be in Japan

(I wrote this on the spot, I'm pretty proud)
raocow wrote: In a world where shag carpeting wins a fight against a helicopter, we spend a lot of time reading and comparing numbers.

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Re: Terrible poetry thread

Postby Pikabread » 3 years ago

I'm tired
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Re: Terrible poetry thread

Postby Mata Hari » 3 years ago

Here's one from my fridge

the thousand elaborate diamonds of spring
boil into summer
a rose is a gorgeous petal sausage

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Re: Terrible poetry thread

Postby Wolfolotl » 3 years ago

alas, for what the frigid summer sun
tries to sprout, thanks to them, it has no luck
freeze that plasma orb, and thus, the job is done
you can't reheat a star you piece of fuck

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Re: Terrible poetry thread

Postby InsaneIntentions1 » 3 years ago

Penis rights the wrong, but not in a thong
That crazy voice dude
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Re: Terrible poetry thread

Postby Bedlam » 3 years ago

Seven devils, Seven lies,
Seven serpents, seven eyes.
Seven dead men, Seventh hell,
Seven falling, seven fell.
Seven rotting, ancient bones,
Seven shadows in your home,
Seven verses in a poem.

Don't know if it's too terrible, but 2edgy for sure.

I wanted to try and write something that stuck to a super strict guideline. This poem has seven lines, seven syllables in each line, and is all rhyme-y.

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