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Terrible poetry thread

Postby Truhan » 3 years ago

Post your terrible poetry here. I came up with a Valentime's themed one.

Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Horikawa just said,
"Omae wa mo shindeiru."
Does anyone know what that OH MY GOD I'M EXPLODING
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Re: Terrible poetry thread

Postby Whimsical Calamari » 3 years ago

roses are red
violets are blue
bread
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Re: Terrible poetry thread

Postby Mata Hari » 3 years ago

Whimsical Calamari wrote:roses are red
violets are blue
bread


this is my text tone

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Re: Terrible poetry thread

Postby Mata Hari » 3 years ago

My cat is obese
But at least he has no flese.
He bends backwards at the knese.

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Postby Zha Hong Lang » 3 years ago

It's snowing
on
Mt. Fuji
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Re: Terrible poetry thread

Postby Bedlam » 3 years ago

Black as the night sky,
All joy is lost to Darkness,
My sandwich is burned.
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Re: Terrible poetry thread

Postby july » 3 years ago

Boom, boom, boom, boom,
boom, boom, boom
boom, boom, boom, boom,
boom, boom, boom
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Re: Terrible poetry thread

Postby Pikabread » 3 years ago

Roses are red
Violets are red
Everything's red
There's blood everywhere
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Re: Terrible poetry thread

Postby UnclePutte » 3 years ago

Is of haiku!

I thought I could kill
the Gundam with my Zaku.
This shit is unfair.

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Re: Terrible poetry thread

Postby Truhan » 3 years ago

UnclePutte wrote:Is of haiku!

I thought I could kill
the Gundam with my Zaku.
This shit is unfair.

Onore, Amuro. :evil:
Haikus count, they're poetry. Some of you are doing too good of a job though. Since haikus are my favorite form of poetry (I suck at rhyming), I'll show you an example of true awfulness.

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Re: Terrible poetry thread

Postby pholtos » 3 years ago

English is weird,
words go together in odd ways,
buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo
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Re: Terrible poetry thread

Postby july » 3 years ago

pholtos wrote:English is weird,
words go together in odd ways,
buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo
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Postby Pikabread » 3 years ago

Brown isn't real
Brown isn't real
Brown isn't real
Bloom everywhere
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Re: Terrible poetry thread

Postby sedron » 3 years ago

I don't know how to write poems
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Re: Terrible poetry thread

Postby july » 3 years ago

sedron wrote:I don't know how to write poems
poems are easy
you just make them rhyme
except for the times
when you don't
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Postby Pikabread » 3 years ago

poetry can be anything

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Re: Terrible poetry thread

Postby Bedlam » 3 years ago

In the frozen north,
There is no Coca-Cola,
Polar Bears are sad.

*Insert typical kabuki YooOoOooO~~ here.*
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Re: Terrible poetry thread

Postby UnclePutte » 3 years ago

Squelettes sans Frontieres,
coming to your town at night.
Spookiness has changed.

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Re: Terrible poetry thread

Postby Piter Lauchy » 3 years ago

poems are so beautiful
so beautiful
beautiful
poetry
poetry is good
poetry is god
god is dead
poetry nooooo
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Postby dr_vblschrf » 3 years ago

one day about 8 years ago i found this random poetry generator online where you supplied the first line of each stanza and you got a four line poem out of previously submitted lines

and i could never find it again for the life of me but i did this with the first things that came to my mind and this is what it gave me:

I sneezed a loud sneeze
Born to be an athlete, I now lay here lame.
It came out like a nice warm breeze,
imagining the hero toffing in the lane.

I sneezed a loud sneeze
and wondered aloud, "what might live in there?"
Pollen flew free and I started to sneeze
by ancient beings from nowhere

I coughed a loud cough
from these dreams of south of the border.
She caught her nose in and pulled it off
eating Golden Wonder.

One day, hence April, when I was walking by
Alas, my leg of dry gangrene hath fallen off again. Where's the Scotch tape?
My shoes begin to dance, and I hear the footsteps of lollipops, knocking at my
Door. And when all is dark and fell, I don my trusty cape.
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Re: Terrible poetry thread

Postby Piter Lauchy » 3 years ago

dr_vblschrf wrote:one day about 8 years ago i found this random poetry generator online where you supplied the first line of each stanza and you got a four line poem out of previously submitted lines
This one?
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Re: Terrible poetry thread

Postby dr_vblschrf » 3 years ago

Piter Lauchy wrote:
dr_vblschrf wrote:one day about 8 years ago i found this random poetry generator online where you supplied the first line of each stanza and you got a four line poem out of previously submitted lines
This one?
That's the one! Thanks!
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Re: Terrible poetry thread

Postby Truhan » 3 years ago

Are you gonna tell me one of my threads actually helped someone? Un be fucking lievable.
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Re: Terrible poetry thread

Postby UnclePutte » 3 years ago

Hey now, I thought the opportunity to perpetrate my own blend of poetry with a proper excuse was very helpful.

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Re: Terrible poetry thread

Postby Bedlam » 3 years ago

My life has slowed down,
Stuck in place, no advancement.
There's gum on my shoe.


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