Today, I bring you irrefutable proof of a new step forward in our understanding. The world we live upon is, indeed, not round.
Important astro-tuberological finding!
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Important astro-tuberological finding!
Fries, countryfrymen, chipizens - I have an important announcement to make. As we all know, the current era of enlightenment and increasing understanding of the universe began once people of learning and conviction cast aside their fear of repression by forces of stagnation, and bravely spoke the truth of their findings - that the world upon which we live, is in fact not flat, but round.
Today, I bring you irrefutable proof of a new step forward in our understanding. The world we live upon is, indeed, not round.
Today, I bring you irrefutable proof of a new step forward in our understanding. The world we live upon is, indeed, not round.
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Re: Important astro-tuberological finding!
that's a really gross lookin potato. i wouldn't eat it if i were you.
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Re: Important astro-tuberological finding!
Gonna need a pretty big pot to cook it in, though.
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Re: Important astro-tuberological finding!
this legitimately scares me for some reason
E: Okay, according to this article the graphical depiction shown is actually a 700000% representation of what's really there
http://blogs.scientificamerican.com/obs ... ed-planet/
that makes me feel much better
E: Okay, according to this article the graphical depiction shown is actually a 700000% representation of what's really there
http://blogs.scientificamerican.com/obs ... ed-planet/
that makes me feel much better
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Re: Important astro-tuberological finding!
if you look at the ceiling for 30 minutes straight without blinking, the word "gullible" will spell out due to your eyes being tired and seeing starsJayoshi wrote:this legitimately scares me for some reason
E: Okay, according to this article the graphical depiction shown is actually a 700000% representation of what's really there
http://blogs.scientificamerican.com/obs ... ed-planet/
that makes me feel much better
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Re: Important astro-tuberological finding!
Ivy wrote:if you look at the ceiling for 30 minutes straight without blinking, the word "gullible" will spell out due to your eyes being tired and seeing stars
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Re: Important astro-tuberological finding!
N-nooo! Nonsense! It is merely the old, calcified scientific circles trying to repress the march of progress! Earth is a potato, I tell you! It's the round earth society's lies!Jayoshi wrote:this legitimately scares me for some reason
E: Okay, according to this article the graphical depiction shown is actually a 700000% representation of what's really there
http://blogs.scientificamerican.com/obs ... ed-planet/
that makes me feel much better
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Re: Important astro-tuberological finding!
Are you kidding me? The Earth is clearly not a pancake or dodgeball, but it isn't a potato either. It's a meatball in marinara sauce!UnclePutte wrote:N-nooo! Nonsense! It is merely the old, calcified scientific circles trying to repress the march of progress! Earth is a potato, I tell you! It's the round earth society's lies!
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Re: Important astro-tuberological finding!
Oh, speaking of marinara, I saw one of these in the store the other day.Jayoshi wrote:Are you kidding me? The Earth is clearly not a pancake or dodgeball, but it isn't a potato either. It's a meatball in marinara sauce!UnclePutte wrote:N-nooo! Nonsense! It is merely the old, calcified scientific circles trying to repress the march of progress! Earth is a potato, I tell you! It's the round earth society's lies!
Maybe some kind of compromise can be made here. A potato and beef frikadell in marinara sauce?
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Re: Important astro-tuberological finding!
Ooooo, potato with beef is my favorite! that sounds like an excellent compromiseUnclePutte wrote:Maybe some kind of compromise can be made here. A potato and beef frikadell in marinara sauce?
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Re: Important astro-tuberological finding!
To be fair, there have been people who understood that the Earth was round since long before the Enlightenment; the Greeks understood this, for instance, and even people in the supposed "dark ages" (historians generally consider that term a misnomer for the medieval ages) as depicted in this mural from the period:UnclePutte wrote:As we all know, the current era of enlightenment and increasing understanding of the universe began once people of learning and conviction cast aside their fear of repression by forces of stagnation, and bravely spoke the truth of their findings - that the world upon which we live, is in fact not flat, but round.
UnclePutte wrote:Today, I bring you irrefutable proof of a new step forward in our understanding. The world we live upon is, indeed, not round.
t is, in fact, potato. Rejoice! \o/
Jayoshi wrote:E: Okay, according to this article the graphical depiction shown is actually a 700000% representation of what's really there
http://blogs.scientificamerican.com/obs ... ed-planet/
that makes me feel much better
Geoids aside, regarding the controversy surrounding its actual shape: I once got in a conversation with a physics teacher about properly defining the shape of the Earth: I shut down the conversation rather quickly by expressing my support for the adjective, "globular"; globular is a real (dictionary-defined) term which I think pretty much describes the Earth perfectly. :PUnclePutte wrote:N-nooo! Nonsense! It is merely the old, calcified scientific circles trying to repress the march of progress! Earth is a potato, I tell you! It's the round earth society's lies!