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How do you do the touhou shuffle?

Posted: 26 Dec 2015, 14:58
by Truhan
This has been bothering me ever since raocow mentioned it's the talkhaus mating ritual. I-it's not like I'm interested in you or anything, b-baka. I just want to understand your culture better.

Re: How do you do the touhou shuffle?

Posted: 26 Dec 2015, 17:28
by Jeran
you hold shift to focus, and move slowly. You get as close to the other person as possible, without touching it.

Re: How do you do the touhou shuffle?

Posted: 26 Dec 2015, 19:05
by Truhan
Jeran wrote:you hold shift to focus, and move slowly. You get as close to the other person as possible, without touching it.
I'M HOLDING DOWN SHIFT HARDER THAN I'VE EVER HELD IT BEFORE. I HOPE THIS WORKS.

Re: How do you do the touhou shuffle?

Posted: 26 Dec 2015, 22:28
by Telamon
Dress up like a little girl and adopt a solitary personality trait.

Re: How do you do the touhou shuffle?

Posted: 26 Dec 2015, 22:42
by Xalnop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0lGJlKH9Zjc

edit: I don't know how to embed like the cool kids

Re: How do you do the touhou shuffle?

Posted: 02 Jan 2016, 23:03
by Snakebite969
ok this is what you do
this is the crucial part
tap z
repeat until fingers are tired
while doing this, tap arrow keys

you have now mastered an art, the old school way

Re: How do you do the touhou shuffle?

Posted: 02 Jan 2016, 23:52
by Mata Hari
'Touhou shuffle' is a euphemism.













For furious masturbation.

Re: How do you do the touhou shuffle?

Posted: 03 Jan 2016, 04:33
by Ivy
when you ejaculate, each individual sperm cell assumes a role in a bullet hell assault against your entire room

Re: How do you do the touhou shuffle?

Posted: 03 Jan 2016, 06:38
by Wolfolotl
that's a shoddy excuse for a bullet hell then

Re: How do you do the touhou shuffle?

Posted: 03 Jan 2016, 06:53
by Ivy
Wolfolotl wrote:that's a shoddy excuse for a bullet hell then
i mean in this specific named case it would literally be an organized attack on the environment

Re: How do you do the touhou shuffle?

Posted: 03 Jan 2016, 06:55
by Wolfolotl
a few waves of white homing bullets does not a bullet hell make, unless you are only trying to introduce the concept that Bullets Hurt

Re: How do you do the touhou shuffle?

Posted: 03 Jan 2016, 14:32
by Pikabread
this got really weird really fast

Re: How do you do the touhou shuffle?

Posted: 03 Jan 2016, 15:53
by Snakebite969
Pikabread wrote:this got really weird really fast
Welcome to the wonderful world of 2hu
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