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How do you do the touhou shuffle?

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How do you do the touhou shuffle?

Postby Truhan » 4 years ago

This has been bothering me ever since raocow mentioned it's the talkhaus mating ritual. I-it's not like I'm interested in you or anything, b-baka. I just want to understand your culture better.
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Re: How do you do the touhou shuffle?

Postby Jeran » 4 years ago

you hold shift to focus, and move slowly. You get as close to the other person as possible, without touching it.

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Re: How do you do the touhou shuffle?

Postby Truhan » 4 years ago

Jeran wrote:you hold shift to focus, and move slowly. You get as close to the other person as possible, without touching it.
I'M HOLDING DOWN SHIFT HARDER THAN I'VE EVER HELD IT BEFORE. I HOPE THIS WORKS.
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Re: How do you do the touhou shuffle?

Postby Telamon » 4 years ago

Dress up like a little girl and adopt a solitary personality trait.
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Re: How do you do the touhou shuffle?

Postby Xalnop » 4 years ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0lGJlKH9Zjc

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Re: How do you do the touhou shuffle?

Postby Snakebite969 » 4 years ago

ok this is what you do
this is the crucial part
tap z
repeat until fingers are tired
while doing this, tap arrow keys

you have now mastered an art, the old school way
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Re: How do you do the touhou shuffle?

Postby Mata Hari » 4 years ago

'Touhou shuffle' is a euphemism.













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Re: How do you do the touhou shuffle?

Postby Ivy » 4 years ago

when you ejaculate, each individual sperm cell assumes a role in a bullet hell assault against your entire room
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Re: How do you do the touhou shuffle?

Postby Wolfolotl » 4 years ago

that's a shoddy excuse for a bullet hell then

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Re: How do you do the touhou shuffle?

Postby Ivy » 4 years ago

Wolfolotl wrote:that's a shoddy excuse for a bullet hell then
i mean in this specific named case it would literally be an organized attack on the environment
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Re: How do you do the touhou shuffle?

Postby Wolfolotl » 4 years ago

a few waves of white homing bullets does not a bullet hell make, unless you are only trying to introduce the concept that Bullets Hurt

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Re: How do you do the touhou shuffle?

Postby Pikabread » 4 years ago

this got really weird really fast
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Re: How do you do the touhou shuffle?

Postby Snakebite969 » 4 years ago

Pikabread wrote:this got really weird really fast
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