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Hey all,

For Christmas this year Santa gave me a Greater African Tortoise named snapper.



He was very enjoyable for the first hour or so, but now he has begun to screech incessantly and chew apart my sofa. I tried feeding him some chips and salsa but he didn't try a single bite!

I have looked for advice from various pet sites but cannot find anything pertaining to my situation. Has anyone else had experience raising these creatures? What should i do to subdue his wrath?

Call of Duty.
Advanced Warfare.
Xbox One.

Copy that.

Ashan wrote:Call of Duty.
Advanced Warfare.
Xbox One.

Copy that.

also, Doritos and Mountain Dew.

What kind of dog is that even suppose to be

Flush him down the toilet

Try feeding him Austin Powers.

GlitchedGhost wrote:Flush him down the toilet

A clever suggestion! However, my house does not have a bathroom so this is not possible.

anonymousbl00dlust wrote:

GlitchedGhost wrote:Flush him down the toilet

A clever suggestion! However, my house does not have a bathroom so this is not possible.

Substitute: Take a bucket of water and a stick. Put the turtle in the bucket and then stir violently with the stick
It doesn't have the 'down the drain' effect but it has the 'spinny spinny' effect

Let him swim in a boiling pot full of seasonings

Have you tried turning him off and back on again

Tender Loving Care and a shock collar.

Um, you rip his shell off and put it on a Mario plush. (Geez, some people. )