Talkhaugotchi Life - The End

[GlitchedGhost]

Who knew Demo was such a bed hog
Also what the fuck flavour is a black Danish pastary

[Whimsical Calamari]

danish

[HatKid]

Apparently massaging using spinach is the new big thing.
Image
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I'm telling you guys, spinach massages are really good.

[Lunikyuu]

To those of us who were worried about a paradox, its unlikely.

well dagnabbit, I was kind of hoping I had called that MarisaxMarisa action

[swirlybomb]

"Sure."


...um, what
My Mii character is male and was always intended to be male. He just has long/pretty hair. You didn't mix anything up.


ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION
...Welp. I assume our relationship is entirely pony-based. I guess we'll see how long that lasts :v

Also those Stray Leets are the cutest thing :3c

[Dizzybelle]

...um, what
My Mii character is male and was always intended to be male. He just has long/pretty hair. You didn't mix anything up.

oh that's good
at this point genders are kinda on fire and screaming
either way you ended up with another dude

exactly as planned

[Bwarch]

Friend of mine made a thing and sure let's post it.

By Soaps http://cranberry-soap.tumblr.com/

[Dizzybelle]

DAY 12

Sorry about the late update, yo. Had reasons. May or may not have involved ritual sacrifice.

Don't ask.

Dailies!

Septy accidentally travels in time

GIMME

Elga, what the hell are you wearing?

Nui ages weird (temporarily) good to know shes not dead yet

A photo from a tourist. :3

He was a skeleton, I said seeya later-ton

stupid sexy rao

News Flash: Grown Man in Cat Costume Wins Wrestling Match

Yogui and Fashion

Oh? Do you now? >:3

The news!

Starting a new school

The new One Star sheep reporting for duty

Here we go.

Snakebite? Bitten by the loooove snake?


Dude.
Look at me here.
Many have tried.
Many have failed.
The only one that succeeded was dead already.
You are making a mistake.

Can't talk you out of it, eh?

Good thing to say on a first date.
"If only I bought a knife"

good



That's four. Four hearts O'Largill has shattered.
Insane must be amazing in bed.



But wait!

BALLS OF STEEL

THE MANS GOT SOME DEDICATION

That's getting meta.

Instead of me taking all the photos, why not make me take the photos?


SCANDAL

o-oh

[O'Largill]

awwww shit i am ripping out folks hearts and eating them i love it. i love this. i love you

[Bwarch]

The new One Star sheep reporting for duty

These damn pigs in sheep clothing.

Yogui and Fashion

Hilarious.

That's four. Four hearts O'Largill has shattered.

This little subplot is getting increasingly funny. I hope she just keeps on rejecting people. Get into the double digits!

stupid sexy rao

Paint me like one of your french canadian girls~

[Sorel]

It's only a matter of time when every male Mii will try to win Largills heart. It will be bloody. Damn bloody.

SCANDAL

D-damn we got busted! RUN!

[TheVulpineHero1]

I'm looking forward to the moment when we stop counting whose hearts O'Largill has broken, and it becomes easier to count the ones she hasn't.

[raocow]

this is the first thing I do every morning

[KobaBeach]

Largill is my fave islander just so u know

It's so much fun seeing her break people's hearts like omg

this is the first thing I do every morning

same

News Flash: Grown Man in Cat Costume Wins Wrestling Match

*loud growling*

(TL note: *loud growling* is feline for "gaooo gaoooo cabrones")

[yogui]

Yay new clothes. I'm so delici... sexy. ;)

And another one fall for Largill. When will it stop?

[Whimsical Calamari]

[GlitchedGhost]

Elga, what the hell are you wearing?

The age old question has been answered: boxers or briefs

stupid sexy rao

Does this even need words?

Yogui and Fashion

Oh? Do you now? >:3

PFFFT what a weenie

Here we go.
Snakebite? Bitten by the loooove snake?


Dude.
Look at me here.
Many have tried.
Many have failed.
The only one that succeeded was dead already.
You are making a mistake.

Can't talk you out of it, eh?

Good thing to say on a first date.
"If only I bought a knife"

good



That's four. Four hearts O'Largill has shattered.
Insane must be amazing in bed.
But wait!

BALLS OF STEEL

THE MANS GOT SOME DEDICATION

No one else can win with O'Larg's heart. XD

Ah man, love the Talkhaugotchi life. 10/10
edit: I FAIL AT CODING WOW

[Septentrion Pleiades]

Time travel. I don't know how that happens. I look forward to reading about it in the novelization.

[cheez8]

Out of all of this, I still somehow only feel the need to question how and why it is raining inside rao's apartment.

or, if it's just the fire sprinklers, why the first response was to pose

[O'Largill]

hey, if youre going to get soaked anyway you might as well take advantage of the opportunity

[Dizzybelle]

his room is just perpetually raining
probably pissed off an eldrich god or something

[Leet]

oh no i did have a sinister plan after all!

[Dizzybelle]

DAY 13

An update happening vaguely on time?
What?

Daily faffing about

ikas late for anime school

I dont even have to say anything here

Marisa ruins Fluffi's soccer/football/kicksphere game

rude


200% chance someone fell in

ALERT THE JAEGERS

On the rebound

Looks like Horikawa's gotten over her divorce, and is ready to get back in the game.

Goin' straight for the kiwi

Maybe it's the outfit

Wow. Tough talk for someone whOS STILL ON THE BOTTOM OF THE POPULARITY RANKINGS

There's no w- Elga? You into that sort of thing or something?

Breaking news!

but isnt canada land of permanent winter

confirmed


sometimes i wonder why hes always on the news


The post A2XT naptime



And now, an interview with resident Chaos Overlord, Rena.

Wait... What?

OI
I DIDNT SAY YOU COULD DEVELOP EMOTION
IM MEANT TO BE THE MASTERMIND NOT A VICTIM
GOD DAMMIT SELF

Well, at least she's the cutest cyclops. (go eat a ham mishi)

I'm pulling out all the stops.

FUCK

JESUIS PISS OFF
TRYIN GET ME SOME ONE EYED LOVIN

I CALL BULLSHIT

VICTORY



HAHAHAHAHA
I WIN

[Rixithechao]

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[july]

Wow, I walk around in that outfit?