Talkhaugotchi Life - The End

[Window Squeegee]

hooray my anti-brow-christ child is now married

[zmonbobbo]

also a new people group shot
since its been a while
(pholtos is there because reincarnation)

The peeps on the left seem pretty preoccupied with my ass for some reason.

[Sorel]

SUMO LOINCLOTH BROTHERS 4LIFE

[Lunikyuu]

A͜T̕ LA͟ST,̷ ̡MY̷ ͠TRUE ͏F̛ORM HAS̴ ̕A̵W͝AK̴EN̴ED̨

really digging this new look I gotta say

[Dizzybelle]

DAY 99

oooooooh
the ol nine nine
now with less brooklyn

got something super special planned for tomorrow, so get HYPE

hello daily my old things~

"at least you love me dog"
"lol no"

OH SHIT ITS THE FUZZ
LEG IT BOYS

i bet you learnt that from your mother

mikko has three settings: neckbeard, crack addict, and viking

pholtos and cirno trying to take down aircraft/flying ladies

"see me after class"

"damn im cute"

squeegees more scared of the fact that fluffi is naked

the news

ashan burgandy

hori-kaw-kaw-kaw-a

nevermore motherfucker

"the blue" is the name of a local brothel

it didnt want to join maglx2

why the fuck do we have that association

are you saying horikawa is shiny


very trendy

NINJA NEWS

horikawa nearly got mauled by a giant bird?
yay

magic attraction

i dunno man
she seems pretty contempt with her pigtails chef

follow your heart

how many times do i have to destroy a monarchy before they stop sending spy planes

wizard AND mind reader

there was no dramatic wait this time
just instant "no"

stone cold

RAP BATTLE

horikawa "already featured in this episode" otane
VS
joshua the antichrist
READY?

FIGHT!









SHIT
JOSHUA WINS


since we're dealing with the dark lord
he takes victory very seriously

shit not the paninis

no donT EAT THAT


...crap

now his shadow squad is COMPLETE

[Unaniem]

Joshua's plan of taking islanders one by one continues

[cheez8]

Y'know, that actually sounds accurate. Pholtos was taking mozzarella baths earlier, and just look at him now!

also whoa, 99 days!

[Oddwrath]

Does anything else happen at the birthday events other than some people singing and a cake? Because that could get boring pretty fast.
June 22.

[GlitchedGhost]

I would've laughed if the crow thing happened to me
Birb vs bird who will win!

[Whimsical Calamari]

joshua has absorbed a soul and created a death squad

i fear for what tomorrow might bring

[Dizzybelle]

DAY 100

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THIS IS IT
DAY 100

WANNA KNOW WHY THIS DAY IS SPECIAL?!
because its the last one :c
yes, you heard right
this is the last installment of talkhaugotchi life
honestly this went on WAY longer than i had planned
i thought it would end up being like 15 people for 3 weeks.
no
it wasnt
it was like 60 people over 100 days.
i am honoured to be your guide and overlord for this adventure
but its time i hang up my tyrant crown
thank you all so much for participating in this stupid adventure

anyway, enough ramblings of a madman, time for the closing update

its the finaaaaal daily thiiiiings ♫

this is the guy officer
he showed my his weiner

gotta get fit for a2xte2

theyll never find the bodies

last ditch attempt

snakebite tries to race the curtain on finding ashan a lover

and he p-
OI
HANDS OFF MY LITTLE GIRL

gnome and away

ashan was nervous as hell
mainly because of the twelve sniper dots on his face

he does the smart thing and flees

the news

keira and her eyebrows were born for television

i dunno
weve had some pretty fucked up shit on this show

where is a centaurs heart tho
does it have two? one in each chest?

well that IS near nuclear waste dump #16
so its not surprising

i have many things in my life
not one have i questioned my existance

do we even have a mountain
mountains dont exist
foolish reporter

because fluffi is a doo doo head

look i am going to come over there and stab you
i swear to christ

beans beans the magical fruit

probably someone allergic to horses

raocows great adventure

foreshadowing
this happened just before the folowing event
he knoooooooooows

ive been wiring rao money for weeks now

ready? TRANSFORM

we all knew this day would come

he took ellie and manrisa with him (or her, pronouns)

is that the ONLY way youre high

definitely cream cheese

i would say yes but your massive head is in the way

space adventure: SUCCESS

family photos

as we all know
several married couples and their kids live here
so here are some family happy snaps of them :3



Bwarch, SwirlyBomb and their daughter Zoe



raocow, Manrisa and their kids Bobby and Ellie



BKamakaze, Iris and our daughter Evie



The extended 'Beach' family
Koba and his Ex-Wife Rena, their daughter Keira and her husband Window Squeegee, and their daughter Lauren



Satsuki, Lunatic Quark and their daughter Lily



Cirno, Seiga and their spawns of Satan, Leah and Joshua

Thank you all for staying at Talkhaus Island!
Now go the fuck home!


as a bonus, here are all the QR codes for the islanders
just in case you want to carry on their legacy
(anyone who doesnt want theirs public let me know and ill remove the qr code)

have a nice day

[Unaniem]

A wild ride from start to finish
It was a joy having been able to read these, but I can see that after having gone on for more than three months, it wouldn't take much longer before this would've gotten stale.

[Sorel]

So this is it... the end?

We went though so much... the humble start of a handful of Miis, to O' Largills breaking spree, raocows Mii being as wacky as him, Joshuas rise to power and many, many "She didn't even show up". While I am kinda disappointed that my Mii never tried love once, I'm pretty happy that he was pretty much like me. (sometimes dense, wears a Fedora and other things)

Goodbye, talkhaus island, it was a great time. And a million thanks to you, BK.

*cue credits*

[raocow]

ah man.

thank you for your time and effort in making this great silly thing, man. It was a staple of my mornings, but I know it couldn't last forever.

[Learning-Timebuster]

welp time to descend into the void of forum obscurity once more

[KobaBeach]

Five hundred years later...



[ispoiler]just replace red with me, red's cubs with lauren and keira, midgar with the island, and ff7 with tomodachi life[/ispoiler]

[128-Up]

This has been a great 100 days, and to be honest I wasn't thinking this thread would last so long either.

Speaking as someone here from the get-go, thanks BK. o/ *presses fart button on the OP*

[Window Squeegee]

This was probably one of my favorite threads on the haus, thanks for starting this, bkamallama

Also, it seems rao made it back.

[devil†zukin]

[Bean]

Yeah, this thread was great. All the dumb stuff everyone got into, the multiple tries at dating people that would keep saying "I'm sorry.", the being painted as a villain for Demo taking my covers... Good times. Also, thanks for showing the space scene. I'd never seen that one before.

[Rixithechao]

Wait... what about Joshua's "turn everyone evil" scheme? That never came to fruition!

Ah, well. All in all, it was a good run, and in the end raocow got to go to space and I got to be a centaur.
Thanks for keeping it up for so long, BK. You've given us so many magical moments with this thing.

You win the grand talkhaugotchi award of supreme honor

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[Blivsey]

A new day brings new adventure.
But for now...
Rest easy heroes.

[Willhart]

The QR codes also show our names. I was Willhart Snuggles.

[GlitchedGhost]

I'm sad to see it go, but like everyone's said, it would've gotten stale for much longer. One hundred days is a really long time to do something like this though, and I'm glad you did it! It was awesome waking up to this every morning and seeing what stupid shit happened to everyone on the island.

Thank you BK, for making everyone's morning (or day, or night) that much better with this.

[InsaneIntentions1]

Aww, man. I was the first one to join this, and I enjoyed reading this every day