Talkhaugotchi Life - The End

[Ozzy Ment]

daehecaF, why do you seek to court hellspawn? Is your misery so great that you want to build a dark empire and subject others to it? Perhaps the world should be grateful that the bizarre anatomy that is the cause of that misery is such a turn off.

'Cause that guy's children would be pretty disturbing.

[zmonbobbo]

Oh man, binge-reading this thread has been an experience.

[Rixithechao]

[Dizzybelle]

DAY 85

dangit dungeon crawling games
im playing three at once
god dammit

daily things in some made up language that is comedic in some way shape or form

bwarch plots the destruction of the concept of love

im not sure how to title this

"i vow to never mistake you for tonights special ever again"

alex gets in another fight

thats...
not something to boast about

l.ove's a.ctually t.errible

i sincerely doubt it
i mean
shes having a large serving of calamari at the moment

but if theres one thing i do
its crush dreams

smug sonuvabitch

so tell us what she wants
what she really really wants

her anaconda dont want none

i looked up tsundere ninja to find some funny image
i regret everything
the naruto fandom is scary

parenting: complete

dino mum and magic dad

now bobby has a sister on the island


and now for the
'raocow is totally the best parent' flashback
dinosaur

dinosaaaaaaaaaur

demon

kitties ♥

rao still hasnt mastered the art of actually putting food in the pan

bob is only love is only bob

to bad we dont have a TIME MACHINE
HAHA
THAT WOULD BE RIDICULOUS
A TIME MACHINE
NONSENSE

shes kinda married now
gettin' some E.Leet lovin'

i gotta relay the message tho, because im a nice guy
also i like seeing peoples hearts shatter

he turns to discover leet and nui having some 'fun in the sun'

i dont think hell ever forget what he saw

and now, a group shot, since its been a while

[Learning-Timebuster]

oh hey im a ninja now

cool

[GlitchedGhost]

Of course the only other person a demon would trust is another demon

[Sorel]

Glitch's Mii is kinda cute.

[128-Up]

In that group shot, I look cute yet ridiculous

[Leet]

I ̧h̢op͠e yo͝u ca̕n̡ a̡c̛cep͞t ̶th͡at͝.͝

[Dizzybelle]

DAY 86

i hate the lost with a burning passion

there is no such thing as things, especially if they were to appear daily

i thought giving ellie the same elf outfit as her mummy would be cute :3

im not sorry bean

oh no now they all know i am the anime

oh jesus not again

nononononononononononnononononononononNONONONONON
NO
i blocked this number for fucks sake
every time she rings its the worst news

today is no exception it seems

well at least this one is not as horrifying as the last two
a low ranking demon perhaps

the news

only a few days old and shes already hosting the news

oh FUCK
ENGLISH BREAKFASTS?!

ROCKY WHY

we have wild food instead of animals
so what
are you being racist

more than 'surprised'
they look like they're tripping balls

thats the only outfit he owns by the way

speecheresu

tImE tO cHoOsE

oddy girl is still dating i think
so time for mrs. saturn to shine

i got her a tulip hat because reasons

i am the master wordsmith

WHO DARES INTERRUPT THE GREATEST PICKUP LINE EVER

pffft
every time i see that face
i fucking lose it

he did like three flips to get there

ANOTHER?
Everyone wants a piece of ol' nosey

BOB
MAKING A SCENE

DECIDE TIME
MAKE CHOICE

honestly you couldnt top bobs entrance

the walk of shame

RAP BATTLE

EUPARKERIAAGOGOFRAGGLEROCKENSTEIN VS HOE-from-deep-space-LOE

READY?
FIGHT!






EUPACOMPLICATEDNAME WINS!

EDIT: Now with pictures that actually work!

[Snakebite969]

Bk, have you changed the image location?
At my college, the new location is blocked for some reason

[Dizzybelle]

Bk, have you changed the image location?
At my college, the new location is blocked for some reason

i used to use imgur, but the uploader keeps skipping images and error-ing
so i moved to 'postimage'
i can find another site if you keep having issues with this one

[Snakebite969]

Bk, have you changed the image location?
At my college, the new location is blocked for some reason

i used to use imgur, but the uploader keeps skipping images and error-ing
so i moved to 'postimage'
i can find another site if you keep having issues with this one

Yeah, the reason for it being blocked is
Adult and Pornography

[Hoeloe]

Rapping is not my strong point.

[Rixithechao]

Nice to know Sat was able to bounce back from... The Incident...
Also, who let my breakfast collection out, I had a pretty sweet black market breeding farm thing dealio going on there

[Unaniem]

I like the fact that Timebuster and I as both Dutchies and Pastry Angels we also now both have fitting ninja suits

[Learning-Timebuster]

let's combine

[BobisOnlyBob]

THIS IS MY MII'S IDEA OF GETTING OVER NUI??

OH GOD.

I like the new outfit though.

[cats-on-ice]

My mii looks like it wants to join up with joshua and fuck shit up

can you give me demon horns BK?

[Leet]

Bkamakaze who exactly is that anime plush.

[Dizzybelle]

DAY 87

it feels weird not having my horse avatar
oh well

Bkamakaze who exactly is that anime plush.

im not telling
but it rhymes with yvonne, and from something that rhymes with west player

whats the deeeeeeal with daaaaaily things? *canned laughter*

she may not be taking well to the satanic rituals

i dont think bean appreciated my makeover

"the people here are fucking insane"

as requested by cats
heres 'abbadon-on-ice'

teamwork

raocow cooked this and im afraid to eat it

the chronicles of pholtos

so this morning i awoke to a message
a message from our good buddy ol' pal ol' pholtos
the message was as follows

I... I just had a thought.... Could... Could you make me more adorable?

now, if someone were to make a request like that, i am not one to turn a blind eye
i am not COMPLETELY malevolent, you see.
so i set out to turn pholtos into the super patootie

let the magic begin

HIYAH!

now isnt that better? :3


it is CONTINUED
from his newfound physique
he is getting back in the romance game

unfortunately, that hasnt changed

oh jeez now i feel bad for him
when it was hairy blue man group pholtos
it was funny
but now
it hurts my heart :c

E.V.O.L Corps

vulpine tries to help out our friend rocky
regardless of his BLATANT BLACK MARKET DEALINGS
IM ON TO YOU YOU FUCK

koba's back in the market, i forgot about that

today, ladies and gents
we discover that rocky does not believe in furries
he thinks of them as a myth

diliberately averting his gaze so as not to contradict his beliefs

therefore, the date ended in severe failure

whoops

im such a lonely person that i call myself

my society and environment teacher would always break into rants about birth control
i still have no fucking idea why
we were studying history

oh hey an actual cyclops baby
neat

you are going to grow up to destroy at least three worlds, babby

wooden love

look una, im not going to say thats a bad idea
but its a really bad idea
that girls pants are locked tighted than fort knox

see what i mean?
STONE
COLD

it seems this tree is one of the ones that live in arctic conditions
because HE DONT FEAR NO COLD

fukn rekt

[KobaBeach]

today, ladies and gents
we discover that rocky does not believe in furries
he thinks of them as a myth

cool that means i can loot his stuff

[Vergalon]

A second generation cyclops is possible?
Man... we're learning all sorts of dark secrets

[Rixithechao]

It's not that I don't believe in furries, I'm just cursed with the inability to see them. Likely karmic justice for my illicit dealings with breakfast poachers and my many failed attempts to tamper with the Power of Love.

cool that means i can loot his stuff

tbh I thought folks were already doing that

[Unaniem]

;-;