Down: With Punctuation Day!

[BeatBoxingBoo]

Dear friends,

As you may or may not know (as I know some of you are introverts, unlike me), the United Nations is trying to force upon us a new holiday: Punctuation Day!
Every day; think of all the sentences you type! Tens? Maybe THOUSANDS?! And now imagine; being forced to type a comma, or a colon, or a semicolon, or a period, or a question mark, or an exclamation point, at the end of every sentence! Typing one of these takes a whole millisecond to type (unless you're on a phone, on which it can take up to three QUARTERS of a second, because as many of you probably know, most punctuation is on an alternate menu on phones)! Think of how much time that adds up to! Maybe up to TWENTY seconds, every day! Think what you could do in that time: have a semi-complex thought, open a can of beans for your child (they want you to NOT feed your CHILD!), or maybe even type a sentence or two!
Clearly, this is just another elaborate, evil, twisted, corrupt, and greedy plot by the Government of the United States of America to make more money; after all, we know how evil, twisted, corrupt, and greedy they are! But I saw through their clever rouse, and I'm here to spread the information! Here's how I think this holiday will turn out: it'll go the way of Christmas: over-commercialized, and hated by everyone, everywhere.
If we all join together (as usual, in the comment section below), we can take down this menace! Make sure to post all your thoughts; we need to be 100% on the same page, sheeple!

[devil†zukin]

i just want you to know im very offended by your use of punctuation

[BeatBoxingBoo]

Good! Get mad! Turn that anger into POWER!!

[devil†zukin]

i am british that is about as angry as i can get

[Unaniem]

im protesting along loadsofexclamationmarks

[Diggertron]

i think youre just ??$"%&?^%£$%^~~~~~###{}<>:ing overreacting to be honest

[Alice]

What the hell is punctuation?

[Sorel]

what did just happen

[Bean]

I want a day that gets people to understand how to spell past tenses and participles of words correctly instead. Down with lead and payed when they're led and paid!

[Jesuiscontent]

i'm down with punctuating ur butt

[Lunikyuu]

downwithspacestootheyreevenmorecommonthanpunctuation

[Whimsical Calamari]

[YelseyKing]

What; is this I dont even? Proper. Punctuation is very, important to? making, a sentence; readable!! I, think?

[Sturg]

I'll have you know. I spend every day practicing my punctuation?

[InsaneIntentions1]

My teacher says I'm trying :(

[july]

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[GlitchedGhost]

Let's just start reading each other's mind instead of actually speaking
It's way faster

[Ashan]

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[Gezo24]

no need for all that pointless punctering or spoilering words corectly if u ask me

[Saturn Moriya]

why mention introverts being introverted has nothing to do with being aware of random happenings ill have you know im very offended i do not approve of this extrovert elitism weve been stepped on by you trovertist scum long enough

[Dizzybelle]

One incorporeal spirit turned to another and said: "I'm not here too. Make friends?"