Dumb things that I found at some stores

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Dumb things that I found at some stores

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Here is a collection of dumb things that I found at my local Walmart. Anyone else can add on by posting stupid things that they found at their own local store.
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Here's Jay Jay the Jet Plane looking high as the heavens. I saved the rest for the spoiler tag below because the images are so big.
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Ugh, I do not enjoy that this hat exists...
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I think I found Toejam's mentally challenged cousin.
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WHY DOES THIS EXIST? IT IS LITERALLY JUST PICTIONARY. People need to stop making apps into board games.
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NO STAHP
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Now THIS is what I call a stupid horse.
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Did we really need a mustache board game? It's making me curious.
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Shake well before knocking their block off.
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Oh god, this looks like a Rio mockbuster. Why do movies like this have to exist?
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YOU WILL LEARN TO FEAR ME, FOR I AM ELMO UNIT 008-2F7
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I too jump and shout hooray after I am finished using the facilities. Also, I saved the worst for last...
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Let it go, Let it go! I bet this mockbuster blooooows!
What stupid things have you seen in your local stores?
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Angry Birds merchandise.

Angry Birds merchandise everywhere.
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does walmart count as a grocery store?? wow thats fucked up
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The best part of waking up is...knowing where you are.

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Maiku Wotaharu wrote:
This is what you give to people you hate for Christmas
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I'd maybe ironically wear that flappy bird hat like, twice.
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i'd unironically wear the flappy bird hat if only because i am the supreme shitposter

not a dumb thing exactly, but my girlfriend brought home this funny lamp from ikea one day
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it lights up between purple, red, and orange and it's cute
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Stuff in my store 2: 'Lectric Boogles

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I recently visited a pharmacy that seemed to be frozen in time.
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Our first attraction is this shovelware shelf with really old games in it, check out Cory in the House and Totally Spies 2.

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Among the crap though, I found a game I am DEFINITELY getting this Christmas. Also that isn't my hand.

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I found a cheap home AND portable Genesis thing that'is probably bootleg. 1/3 of the games are "original", the rest are classics.

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Now things get odd. This is a puzzle of a cartoon that was in 2005. The copyright date says so, too.

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I actually bought this. Powerpuff Girls was a 90s show on Cartoon Network, and the copyright date on it was 2001. THIS STICKER SHEET IS 13 YEARS OLD. I bought it because it was cheap and it almost felt like buying a time capsule.
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What the hell, did you travel back in time?
Or maybe that pharmacy leads to a time portal where they sell stuff you don't see anymore.
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oh god i remember hi hi puffy ami yumi

it was so hyped up in cartoon network ads

and then i watched one half of an episode and was just like "this is dumb" and turned it off

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Snow Queen was showing up oddly often in my Netflix categories... Seen a few bootleg movies on the Netflix menus actually, if I was at all the kind of person that laughed at bad movies I'd probably give them a watch. But I'm not o.o
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