Could I be a TV star?

[limepie20]

I have this idea of a show that I want to pitch to Disney.

It's about this country girl who lives on a farm and works on it, but it's a honey bee farm, so they make honey and stuff. But she turns eighteen, and she's like "I've been bee farming my whole life. I want to do what I want to do, not what my parents say!" So she moves to New York City and becomes a taxi driver (taxis are yellow and black like bees). So the show is about a country girl in the city life, a bee-farmer turned taxicab driver, so the show is called You're Driving Bee Crazy!

One of her customers is this guy named Dom, and he starts chatting with her, and she tells him about how she was tired of bee farming so she moved to New York. Dom is like "whoa that's such a coincidence because I am a huge anti-bee advocate. I hate those little imbeciles!" So they become friends.

Also she (her name is Lizzy btw) gets poor because she doesn't know how to manage her finances so she goes on the Suze Orman Show. Then she goes backstage and Dom is there! She's like "Dom what're you doing here?"
"I'm Suze Orman's son. Dom Nicholas Orman. But you can call me Dom N. O."
"Whoa, that's a really cool name?"
"What's so cool about it? Domino is just long for Dom."
"Oh."
Then they become boyfriend and girlfriend but slowly Lizzy is realizing that she misses her family and that family is important, which is a problem because Dom hates bees and wants no connection with her family. They almost break up but eventually they reconcile and decide to move in with her family and be bee farmers and they get married sand have a baby. But there's only one problem... The baby is allergic to honey!

They take the baby to a doctor and he says "there's this special operation where we can remove his allergy, but it's super hard. There's a 50% chance he'll die and if he lives there's no saying what could happen. He might get another affliction or something."
But Lizzy and Dom decide it's worth it and go through the operation. The doctor comes out and says, "I have good news and bad news. Thankfully, your son survived the operation and is no longer allergic to honey. But it seems we accidentally rearranged some parts of his DNA while we were in there and now... your son is a bee."

So then they have to protect their bee son, who makes super good honey, from colony collapse disorder.

The main theme of the show is the flight of the bumble bee. Also the credits always has the song you're the one that I want from the Grease soundtrack (because they say the word "honey"). The cast of Grease will do it live every season finale. Also the very first episode begins with a montage of Lizzy working on the bee farm with the song "Takin' Care of Business" by Bachman Turner Overdrive except instead of "Business" they say "Bzzz-ness."

[Lunikyuu]

I think this idea is simply beeautiful

[InsaneIntentions1]

Only if I get to co-star as the wacky skeleton sidekick

[limepie20]

Oh yeah I forgot to say. Jessica Sampson is playing Lizzy and Taylor Swift is Dom.

[O'Largill]

have i ever told u guys abuot how in bee movie the girl fucks the bee

[YelseyKing]

That sounds better than 95% of the stuff they show on the Disney Channel. But it needs more teen idol songs shoehorned in at random. Throw those in, and I'm sold.

[Sturg]

I laughtrack'd

[sedron]

Their son turns into a bee?

That's gotta sting.

[limepie20]

That's a really good one. Gonna save it for the script.

[Sebby19]

I would change the name of Lizzy. It reminds me of Lizzie McGuire.

If we are gonna start spitballing Tv show ideas, Im gonna start my own topic.

[limepie20]

What's so bad about Lizzie McGuire?

Also, no, you're only allowed to talk about my show in this thread (unless you're not complimenting it).

[darkychao]

I read this whole post.

I read this whole post.

you read it twice?

[Leet]

its only a matter of time until

[Zygl]

I have this idea of a show that I want to pitch to Disney.

It's about this country girl who lives on a farm and works on it, but it's a honey bee farm, so they make honey and stuff. But she turns eighteen, and she's like "I've been bee farming my whole life. I want to do what I want to do, not what my parents say!" So she moves to New York City and becomes a taxi driver (taxis are yellow and black like bees). So the show is about a country girl in the city life, a bee-farmer turned taxicab driver, so the show is called You're Driving Bee Crazy!

One of her customers is this guy named Dom, and he starts chatting with her, and she tells him about how she was tired of bee farming so she moved to New York. Dom is like "whoa that's such a coincidence because I am a huge anti-bee advocate. I hate those little imbeciles!" So they become friends.

Also she (her name is Lizzy btw) gets poor because she doesn't know how to manage her finances so she goes on the Suze Orman Show. Then she goes backstage and Dom is there! She's like "Dom what're you doing here?"
"I'm Suze Orman's son. Dom Nicholas Orman. But you can call me Dom N. O."
"Whoa, that's a really cool name?"
"What's so cool about it? Domino is just long for Dom."
"Oh."
Then they become boyfriend and girlfriend but slowly Lizzy is realizing that she misses her family and that family is important, which is a problem because Dom hates bees and wants no connection with her family. They almost break up but eventually they reconcile and decide to move in with her family and be bee farmers and they get married sand have a baby. But there's only one problem... The baby is allergic to honey!

They take the baby to a doctor and he says "there's this special operation where we can remove his allergy, but it's super hard. There's a 50% chance he'll die and if he lives there's no saying what could happen. He might get another affliction or something."
But Lizzy and Dom decide it's worth it and go through the operation. The doctor comes out and says, "I have good news and bad news. Thankfully, your son survived the operation and is no longer allergic to honey. But it seems we accidentally rearranged some parts of his DNA while we were in there and now... your son is a bee."

So then they have to protect their bee son, who makes super good honey, from colony collapse disorder.

The main theme of the show is the flight of the bumble bee. Also the credits always has the song you're the one that I want from the Grease soundtrack (because they say the word "honey"). The cast of Grease will do it live every season finale. Also the very first episode begins with a montage of Lizzy working on the bee farm with the song "Takin' Care of Business" by Bachman Turner Overdrive except instead of "Business" they say "Bzzz-ness."

I read this whole post.

I don't beelieve you.

[YelseyKing]

I read this whole post.

I read this whole post.

you read it twice?

She double-posted! I say we ban her immediately!

[raocow]

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[Willhart]

Anyone can bee a TV star nowadays.