ice-cube chewing experiences

[anonymousbl00dlust]

On a dark and stormy night, I was awoken from a dream by the sound of a blood curdling scream. Startled, I reached for the icebags I keep at my bedpost and began rubbing them furiously against my nipples. "is that you grandma?" I shouted. As chilled plastic rubbed against the areola, my panic began to subside. I increased the speed of the rubbing, making tiny counter-clockwise circles. just then, I noticed a shadowy figure standing in the corner of the room.

"don't worry mister" he said. "I'm just here to deliver more these foreign ice cubes you ordered". It was the UPS man.

The UPS man stared down at me and licked his lips. his dark brown eyes were accentuated by scraggaly grey hair and pale white skin. by his wrinkled flushed red cheeks I could tell he was an alcoholic - however there was no way for me to tell if he had ever experienced the charms of ice.

I looked down at his name tag: it read "TERB"

"so terb, would you like to join me?"

Terb riped his clothes off and catapulted himself into my lap - his actions were all the response I needed.

I fed one ice cube after another into his rectal cavity, but the warmth of his anus melted them before they could ever reach the small intestine. I began stuffing my face with the freshly delivered ice cubes and chewing them to a fine slush. then, much as a mother bird nurtures her young, i pressed my lips against terbs butthole and expelled the icy slosh from my gullet.

I never saw terb again after that fateful night. However, every time I chew an ice cube I think of him. That was by far the greatest ice cube chewing experience I have ever had.


so what about you guys? what was your best ice cube chewing experience?

[Ashan]

I have a package coming via UPS that's supposed to be arriving on the 21st.

[Jesuiscontent]

That was some pretty hot ice

[Mata Hari]

Ice Cube definitely wasn't pleased

[Unaniem]

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