The Haus of Talk Thread

[KobaBeach]

creepypasta

further bompi lore courtesy of camwoodstock & tori

Camwoodstock — Ontem às 04:20
we think any videogame with a skill tree should have bompi in it and he is uniquely fucked up in every game
it's never the same reason either. sometimes he's a brutal killer but sometimes you unlock his perk and he just explodes in a giant fireball in the UI and that slot is forever blank for the rest of the save, and the only sign anything happened at all is at the end of the game in the credits it says "BOMPIS KILLED: 1"

KobaBeach — Ontem às 04:21
bompi in zenonia...... :carpog:
bompi in soul saver (the 2d mmo)....
bompi in soul saver (the android phone rpg that i think is ported from korean feature phones)...

Camwoodstock — Ontem às 04:22
bompi upgrade in cookie clicker where he has absolutely no effect on your cookies per second but there's a 1/100,000 chance any particle is hereafter replaced with Bompi.
the heavenly upgrades are a skill tree it counts

KobaBeach — Ontem às 04:22
bompi in ffx
he's not even a model
he's just a flat texture
like some roblox shit

Camwoodstock — Ontem às 04:23
in any 3D game, bompi is a flat 2D plane. the white background is included.

KobaBeach — Ontem às 04:23
yes

Camwoodstock — Ontem às 04:26
in one of those fucked up magitech minecraft mods bompi is in your progression tree and when you craft him he just like. flies off. your world is now haunted by a floating bompi entity that noclips everywhere. he deals no damage unless he hits the ender dragon where it's like the eggplant in spelunky and it's an instant fucking kill

KobaBeach — Ontem às 04:27
good
the average rpg fan: *unable to navigate beyond coomslop, final fantasy and flavor of the month wrpgs* exp33 saved jrpgs because final fantasy isn't turn based anymore
me: *playing like 4 kmmos from 2005 and like. phone rpgs (not gacha) and having like 90 rpgs on my backlog* haha ｂｏｍｐｉ

you can blame this on me finding diablo skill trees kinda scrimblo bc of koreaslop like zenonia and ragnarok

[Noelle]

further bompi lore courtesy of camwoodstock & tori

what if bompi was like the totaka song, but like a character

you can blame this on me finding diablo skill trees kinda scrimblo bc of koreaslop like zenonia and ragnarok

koreaslop is such a funny term
by the way, I associate mmos with korea so much that I really thought blizzard was korean back when they weren't more known for bad working conditions than for their games

[KobaBeach]

koreaslop is such a funny term
by the way, I associate mmos with korea so much that I really thought blizzard was korean back when they weren't more known for bad working conditions than for their games

korea had a big hand on mmo history, yeah. kingdom of the winds (nexus tk if you're nasty) is one of the earliest graphical muds period alongside america's meridian 59, but i think it's a similar scenario to china where pc gaming was mostly viable there until it went full on online or bust as it did everywhere pc gaming was a thing and thus pc gaming was just Really Down Bad until steam and indie games became a thing.

japan is one of the big outliers where they go aggressive on consoles and pc was especially niche after the j-pcs died off, beyond erogeslop and online stuff i mean. falcom was basically in the pits until they pivoted to psp, and even now they're console first with pc ports being secondary. steam being a good gateway for exporting doujin games like recettear and the rest of the world being hungry for japanese-style and console-style experiences on pc as well really helped.

though i will say tackling steam's bad interface for japanese users (purchasing AND navigating) was a big challenge, from what i heard.

i really should get around to checking out that leaked starcraft ghost build

[SiFi270]

how do they look filtered through ultimate simpsons doom though, that is the million dollar question. using the hot lady textures is not mandatory

Whenever I upload something to imgur I think "are people going to stumble on this and wonder what the darn the uploader was thinking" so this is getting directly attached and that means moving away from the shoutbox.

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The filename stands for "let's see Homer solve these puzzles".

[KobaBeach]

this whips ass

[KobaBeach]

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google wont stop pushing this and game8 on me because i visited em before

[KobaBeach]

i haven't checked if sengoku rance is romance of the three kingdoms ass or pure strategy rpg but if it turns out alicesoft got a bunch of neckbeards into koei strategy games by disguising it with weird anime sex i will laugh myself to death

local doujin circle manages to get white basement dwellers into shogi by making all of the pieces marketable anime girls that you can "hold hands" with

[KobaBeach]

i think i saw an older twink at lidl today btw

[Noelle]

don't know where else to post this, but my mom showed me this and I think that fact alone is funnier than the video itself

i haven't checked if sengoku rance is romance of the three kingdoms ass or pure strategy rpg but if it turns out alicesoft got a bunch of neckbeards into koei strategy games by disguising it with weird anime sex i will laugh myself to death

local doujin circle manages to get white basement dwellers into shogi by making all of the pieces marketable anime girls that you can "hold hands" with

that sounds hilarious, so I hope it's true

[raekuul]

This had better be completely out of context.

"Sir, if the court ordering you to dox yourself constitutes cruel and unusual punishment, perhaps you should consider that before doxxing anybody else."

[KobaBeach]

This had better be completely out of context.

"Sir, if the court ordering you to dox yourself constitutes cruel and unusual punishment, perhaps you should consider that before doxxing anybody else."

i can't tell if you mean me posting abt r*nce or if you mean this insane post you just quoted

both are pretty terrible

[YuKatamari]

lost media mfs when 48 seconds of a 5 minute screamer video from 2008 gets found (i'm lost media mfs)
anyways i thought this was pretty cool so i wanted to share

[raekuul]

This had better be completely out of context.

"Sir, if the court ordering you to dox yourself constitutes cruel and unusual punishment, perhaps you should consider that before doxxing anybody else."

i can't tell if you mean me posting abt r*nce or if you mean this insane post you just quoted

both are pretty terrible

It was referring to what I was quoting.

And if you do know the context... yeah.

[KobaBeach]

lost media mfs when 48 seconds of a 5 minute screamer video from 2008 gets found (i'm lost media mfs)
anyways i thought this was pretty cool so i wanted to share

im still mad about digital girl (the emails one not janusz bronakowski's one, that one is Cool and Good)

im glad we're trying to preserve Literally Anything And Everything, it's actually kinda funny. wish a good chunk of old 1.08/1.09 era srb2 wads got archived along with what's already available from the 1.09 era, but i imagine the kids on the official forum may get in the way of that by pure accident (scrimblo fans..)

It was referring to what I was quoting.

And if you do know the context... yeah.

let weirdo doxxers suffer tbh

[KobaBeach]

i NEED to corral my stupid friends into playing asuka 120% limit over burning fest with me

[KobaBeach]

if you ever think you can never improve from your past mistakes just remember the guy who did advent rising would later mpreg birth fortnite into the world which would in turn spawn wendell and vik vyce (i think he had no hand in designing these however)

i miss jazz jackrabbit and i need to see if infinity blade 2 and 3 run on my iPhone.

need to get an older one for inotia 1&2 and shit (feanor chronicles 2 and inotia 1 in feature phone order. feanor 1 is a dragon slayer clone for snake-level phones from what i can tell and it never got remade)