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Postby Zephyr_DragonLord » 6 months ago

I missed everything, didn't I? Well, it's good to see this alive and well again. (I'll probably have a very dumb quest, and then end up being a snake again or something.)

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Postby Whimsical Calamari » 6 months ago

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oh man that reminds me of college
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Postby bkamakaze » 6 months ago

POST GAME
EPISODE ONE HUNDRED AND SIXTEEN


a joke

Another One Bites the Dust!
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right, let's go left

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...oh
...its one of these
god dammit

OKAY Y'ALL KNOW THE DRILL

THE ENEMIES:
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YEAH
THERE WAS A LOT OF THEM
THESE ARE FUN LEVELS I PROMISE

RELATIONSHIP LEVELS AND A REGULAR LEVEL
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also enjl leveled up too i guess

TREASURES AND PURCHASES!
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money and stuff
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uuuuugh
nooooo
not the muscle outfit D:
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also the hero bat is involved
yaaay vampire bk has caught up in his weapon tiers

OTHER THINGS I GUESS
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using the powers of alchemy, timebuster transfers their incurable disease to calamari

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on the street? LOOT
in your car? LOOT
inside your pancreas? LOOT
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reminder to tear open your chest cavity to find some free stuff
you'll never know if you don't look!
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i dont know what the fuck he's rustling around in
we're in the clouds
there's not a lot that rustles
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FORAGING

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we reached 2100 rescues, which just so happens to be the year that the talkhaus turned into a city-sized mecha and destroyed half of munich, germany
...huh? what do you mean that hasnt happened yet? we're only in 2018? really?
aw shit never mind then ignore that

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and with all of that nonsense out of the way, back to business as usual
I Can't Think of a Name For This Area!
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nightmare stage aside, now for the next one

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splits!
speaking of splits one of my pairs of shorts got a big split on the underside
it sucks because i own like 3 pairs of shorts and losing one is a pretty big blow to my wardrobe

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caught between a rock and a... rock

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now they're caught between a bk and a dead

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only one of these is a decent food
and that's the biscuit

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that harpy's up to no good i can tell
thats a cheeky friend

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now they're a spicy friend

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calamari didnt get the memo that the disease was incurable, so now he's cured

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for a second when i glanced at this image
i thought there was a flame pattern on enjl's outfit
and thought enjl was channeling High Priest Fieri

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the double cat squad is back in action!

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up is down, now down is up!

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:o
he got free from between the rock and the rock!

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*train horn sound* is really earning his keep, with his shitty 39 damage fire spell

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bk and calamari both level up from that! big things in small packages i guess

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another dangerous duo!

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and by dangerous i mean dead

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mikko levels up! all of these cute enemies are good for our souls!

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three levels in a row! man this area is just full of level up scenarios

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see level #1? level #2 was way more simple
you could learn a thing or two from that
NEXT EPISODE
We finish up in *traffic noises*'s dungeon, and move onto new things!

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'CAUSE HE'S NOVA: THE COOLEST MAN AROUND
MICCHIRI NEKO TALKHAUS
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Postby BurntTenda » 6 months ago

I suspect that bk may be a time traveler
Something goes here sometime.
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Postby bkamakaze » 6 months ago

POST GAME
EPISODE ONE HUNDRED AND SEVENTEEN


ew someone spilled something all over the thread
its all sticky now

Reading the Last Right!
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one final level before we move onto the boss

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and, like all things, it starts with a split path

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:o
a swarm of cuties!

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mr. dragon's here to avenge the fallen cutes!

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OwO
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calamari got out :3'd

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once again it falls to the mage to save the day

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oh hey, new (?) item! at least, i dont remember getting a dragon fruit before
theyre actually a real fruit and theyre pretty tasty
very sweet

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a couple of bombs and an incomprehensible foodstuff

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man, everyone around here just keeps getting sick
i think it might be bk's cooking

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science, religion and nature, teaming up for the ultimate adventure!
...or at least until the next inn

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anways, now for the path less traveled

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hick?! how dare you! timebuster went to [insert university for smart people here]!
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BOO!
BOO, I SAY!
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learning the error of his ways, enjl goes and takes a short nap while timebuster works out
star jumps are good exercise!

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woo! a SINGLE (1) banana!
definitely worth using an entire chest for

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big flappy and small flappy

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mikko 'big bad wolf' fier blows their house down
that joke was forced

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lets see if some heavy artillery can sort the boss out

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SIKE
there's an extra treasure space

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and so, vampire bk goes from having the lowest equipment levels, to the highest weapon tier

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calamari, once again, gets food poisoning from bk's 'Use-By-Dates-Are-Just-A-Suggestion Macaroni™'

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less artillery, more magics
Art VS Science!
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okay thats enough messing around, time to end this

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if you end that sentence with 'and carry on' im gonna pistol whip you

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who even says 'alack'?

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thats not the guy's name or anything, bk just said some really spicy curse words and i legally had to censor them

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pfft
i always thought the original painting looked silly, but this is on a whole other level
the fucking tiny face
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and it comes with bonus boys
like all good paintings

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ah yes, buff the guy with the lowest attack stat in the entire party
that makes sense

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and now begins the reign of ivy pissing away his turns when he could be attacking
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i always hope for the best, and im always disappointed

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oh hey, i was expecting the barrier to work like the shield sprinkles
but instead of one-time damage negation, it works as a defence buff

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the first one goes down to the power of friendship

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and the second one goes down to the power of pudding

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enjl dont make that face, you're scaring the children
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yay more
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i dont know who looks worse in this scenario

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it sure is... something
thats definitely a way to describe it
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yknow
getting hit in the face by a frame would hurt a lot

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we poppin' the biggest bottles
...is that a thing people say
i think i heard it once

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man i could really go for some spicy chicken right now
but i dont go shopping until tomooooooorroooooooow
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bk forgot the extra sauce, and enjl is STEAMING

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'begrudgingly'
enjl you will heal me and you will like it!
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i mean, it got him back to full
so can't really complain

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protip: smack famous works of art with kitchen utensils to murder the spirits inside of them

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gosh and golly gee
...i realise that that joke doesnt make any sense unless you're one of the like 20 people from my primary school

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smunch mumnch biscoot

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what, is it exhausting to be a nuiscence?
is it exhausting having to have you name edited out of every image you're in?
HUH?!

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hey guess what
it is

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with that face, its hard to tell what's damaged

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yaaay i saved a guy by beating them to death! :D

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oh
well i guess a tiny amount of money is a decent substitute for stuff i already own

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hi feeling much more confident now, im bk

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rocky pooped out all the nasties! :D

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trade in a scientist and a cleric, recieve a theif and a tank
for a limited time only!!
NEXT EPISODE
Take a quest, leave a quest, we go and get ourselves another one!

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I ACTUALLY HAVE NO IDEA, NO I DONT
TALKHAUS VALVRAVE
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Postby Ivy » 6 months ago

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Postby bkamakaze » 6 months ago

POST GAME
EPISODE ONE HUNDRED AND EIGHTEEN


sorry about the lack of an update yesterday, ive been feelin' pretty mediocre lately
ill try harder in future

The Eye's Have It!
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when we left off we just finished [REDACTED]'s quest, and are on our way back to the Hub to get another one

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hey, it's our girl Demo! and she's run out of hair dye again

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you can only cook so many hotdogs

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spoilers: the ultimate dish is just a hotdog rotated about 20° to the left

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look ive told you people a thousand times
we're not selling rocky

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i didnt know he had a condo up there

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is this... a date? :3

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of course ill help ya, demo
partly because i know what happens to your enemies and i dont wanna be one of them

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...im gonna die arent i

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next up: a return to the powdered peaks!
Blizzard Busters!
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looks like the new path picks up right where we finished up last time we were here
which i think was fighting a yeti or something, i forget

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blimey, looks real fuckin' chilly
or should i say tschilly

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and of course, the first thing ivy wants to do when he's fact with a frozen hellscape
is dig a hole

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nothin' but net, baby
wait that supposed to be a good thing

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C o ol!

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well, since we're in cold zone usa, lets take the cold path

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a brave mole! oh no its gonna attack me four times in one turn!

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fried mole, anyone?

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man, these things can certainly take a beating

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demo's bloodthirst certainly isnt lessened in the mii world

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oh hey, the crystal enemies from the sky scraper in an environment where theyre actually relevant

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demo's just watching this happen
'ah yes this must be that 'teamwork' thing i heard about'
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firing a grown man out of a cannon to destroy a snowflake might be considered 'overkill'

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yay! dirt in a cup!
my favourite!

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ivy hires timebuster to go erase sturg from history

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bk slips enjl $5 and he forgets all about bk's war crimes

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yelsey once again with both the highest and lowest friendship levels

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time to be SPICY and head north

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hey! you guys arent hot!
you're barely even attractive!

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a glitched snowflake is when you're walking in the snow and a boulder falls on you
this is a fact its written in the magna carta trust me

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moles?! those arent hot either!
...well, its a matter of opinion i guess

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remember: setting fire to wildlife is a good thing and i recommend it to everyone

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yelsey levels up and begins ascending back to the heavens

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i dunno how hot this stew is gonna be, after its been kept in a metal box in the middle of a blizzard

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2150 rescues unlocks an even larger sprinkle container

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WAIT WHAT
BK CAN GET SICK?!
HE DOESNT EVEN HAVE ORGANS
the hell am i supposed to do now

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meanwhile, the rest of the party is completely unconcerned that their brave leader is dying

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daww
look how cute little bk is
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well, as of this point, im back to present day gameplay
so anything after now was recorded recently, and i actually, yknow, remember what i did

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well, with bk out of the picture for a while, i guess i gotta roll FOUR dice
GOD i have to do so much WORK for these people
UGH
Quizzin' On The Rocks!
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if it werent for the fact that i am currently dying of pudding cancer, i would be glad to get a second chance at stealing quizboy's soul

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he's only showing his face because he knows i can't get to him >:c

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General Knowledge fought and died for his country
and you SLANDER his name in this way?!

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let's get in there, boys (and kapus and timebuster)

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well there's one thing i know for certain...
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...and thats how much salmon likes beating his meat
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B)

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there was a three day period where enjl forgot what his own healing magic was called
and he just ran around yelling random words that rhymed with it in hopes of accidentally stumbling upon the right spell
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and that spell is called Cure
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aka the same name that a good 80% of rpgs use

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i feel like we've done all of these questions before
karatekid you're slacking on your quizzing
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the answer is 8, hence the name octo-pus
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literally a 6 year old could have answered this quiz correctly

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now's your chance kapus! steal his hat! its the source of his power!

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you fool! you were tricked by his gifts!
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he uses the promise of prizes as a means to escape! while the winner is celebrating he escapes!
I WILL TAKE WHAT'S MINE EVENTUALLY, QUIZBOY
NEXT EPISODE
We explore the expanses of Tschilly Peak with Demo in tow!

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NO NO NO THAT'S FINE
LAST TALKHAUS: FAM; THE SILVER WING - OVER THE WISHES
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Postby Ivy » 6 months ago

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C o ol!
this picture is way more farkin' funny than it has any right to be.
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Postby bkamakaze » 6 months ago

POST GAME
EPISODE ONE HUNDRED AND NINETEEN


jokes are a myth and you god damn know it, coward

A Cold Reception!
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oh right, when we left off, bk was in a coma and kapus had to work as a temp. leader

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without the guidance of their brave leader, they spent half an hour at this sign wondering what to do

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they eventually decided to go back to the inn to ask what the best course of action is
thankfully for us, the next inn is at the end of the level, so they just accidentally move forward

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the second intersection they straight up didnt notice and kept going north

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free money! :D

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crystal, crystal and crystal
the lineup of the next bachelor season looks great

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timebuster levels up, they now have the proportional strength of a mongoose

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there's something deeply unsettling about a griffin with wings made of mouths

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timey makes quick work of the snurps, leaving just the griffin to go

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S L A P

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kapus eats each of the snurps for their energy
crunch crumnch

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still no bk, so there's more episodes of 'The Other Guys'

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jumping right back into things at the top crossroads

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at this point in the game, i have 50 game tickets
so the impact of finding more is a little dampened

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more splits than a gymnastics act

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there was a battle here, but i forgot to get an image of them
it was just a griffin and some crystals if i remember right
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oh and this happened too

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bk becomes a minor villain in a super hero comic series

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kapus now takes half damage from magic attacks

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bk's back in charge, so we're back to 3 dice
the boy is back in town, baby

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wooo more path clearing i guess

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hey guess what absolutely nothing happened there

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this path, on the other hand has MOLES

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beats and blood beat back the mole menace

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return of the griffin/snurp combo squad

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and yelsey steals the final blow from yoshikage demo

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pincer? i hardly k-
oh hang on there's someone at the door

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it was the joke police they said im not aloud to use that joke anymore

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i dont know where you're buying gifts in the middle of the froze wastes
but you do you i guess
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aww
rocky looks so ashamed
'this is the best i could do sorry :c'

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all of those fetish outfits, now yelsey's just ready to bone

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man this stage sure is taking its time, huh? sure is dragging on, huh?

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and now for the final pathway

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JACKPOT!

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more MOLES
endless MOLES

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oh hey i know that guy

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man i sure am glad i have to fight these guys over and over

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waluigi give me strength!

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blood sacrifices are useful in both magic AND science

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all magic users, lets do this
Chillin' With Some Griffins!
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with that stupidly long level done, onto the next one

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see? i told you there were griffins
and this one is made of T E E T H

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rocky breaks every bone in his body for his signature finishing move: Ow God This Was A Bad Idea

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turns out griffin teeth are high in protein, high enough to level up enjl

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just when you thought it was safe to go outside:
more
split
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if a pudding falls in the tundra and nobody's around to hear it, does he get a boo boo?
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we may never know, since rocky was around to hear it

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they just dont end please send help ;n;

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moles and griffins living in harmony?! what is this nonsense?!

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demo's had a lot of practice at killing moles with fireballs

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ivy was the closest to levelling up, so he gets the bonus exp, yo

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yaaaay... more game.... tickets... :/

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man, this is just the home of useful treasures, isnt it

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three relationship levels in one go, baby

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where we're going, we dont need 3

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another mouth griffin
look, i dont know about all of you, but the thought of all of those being functional mouths is really terrifying

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BIG SLAPPY
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dead on 100, baby

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LOAD THE PUDDING CANNON
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[insert the most horrible splatting noise here]

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alright, down we go, yo

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oh its just some peach jellies
these things are like three worlds weaker than us

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not even a mega explosion, just the regular one

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calamari gets a cold
just like, a regular-ass cold

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timebuster embraces their inner weeb

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i won some lizard gizzards in the lottery
because thats how the lottery works

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something something funny joke

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its this fuckin' chump again
with his stupid six shit eating grins

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TWO TIMES IN A ROW, STURG
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thats supposed to be '143' but i timed it weird
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bk's had ENOUGH >:c

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sturg, on the other hand, is very proud of himself

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and he went down down down in the freezing square of ice

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mikko discover's yelsey's secret statue made of pure mercury
he has to store it in the frozen wastes to keep it solid

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there's no griffins like snow griffins

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bk proves yet again that he can't hit the broad side of a barn

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after getting some heals from mikko, bk discovers the true meaning of friendship
or where he left his keys
one or the other

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AGAIN
GOD DAMMIT STURG
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ill admit, my face is a potent weapon, but cmon man

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oh great, i gotta do ANOTHER run
orz

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bk you idiot
how many time will you believe this dork

i forgot to take the team pictures this time around, but it was Princess BK, Yelsey, Mikkofier and Rocky

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hey guess what its this asshole again

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hey guess what he's dead again

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yaaaay nothing happened whatsoever on this path yaaaay

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calamari only sneezed like, once that whole time
but it was so loud one of the walls of the inn fell off

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bk's dumb enough that at this point he's mostly forgotten everything he knew about sturg
so sturg just has to say 'hey we're friends' and bk's gonna fully believe him

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a viking metal band that only sings christian songs and prince covers
NEXT EPISODE
The long slog through the icy tundra continues!

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WHAT QUEST ARE WE DOING?
BOSCO TALKHAUS
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Postby Whimsical Calamari » 6 months ago

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mikko discover's yelsey's secret statue made of pure mercury
he has to store it in the frozen wastes to keep it solid
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good god
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Postby Mata Hari » 6 months ago

OK that watermelon lady, I know that some Australians can sing, but she is not one of them

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Postby YelseyKing » 6 months ago

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all of those fetish outfits, now yelsey's just ready to bone
I'm clearly cosplaying as InsaneIntentions.
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Ayjo and Meya are watching you. Be on your best behavior.

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Postby bkamakaze » 6 months ago

im gonna be busy doing some college stuff for the next few days, so there probably wont be any updates
sorry if you got pinged by this message and thought it was a real update D:
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Postby bkamakaze » 6 months ago

POST GAME
EPISODE ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY


sorry about the delay guys, but there's probably gonna be more in the future
thats just how life goes sometimes

Arctic Adventures!
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last time, we trudged through the snow, and today
we're gonna trudge through the snow again

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i wonder what snurps taste like
they look like colourful uncooked chickens

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bk offers an impromptu back massage and gains a friend for life

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the dark-eye slash is probably one of the raddest looking moves

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fried mole, anyone?

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both rocky and bk level up, despite being to busy with a massage to actually participate in the battle

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hey uh
guy?
isnt falling asleep the LAST thing you wanna do in a sub-zero environment?
doesnt that uh
yknow
kill people
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he's dead guys, he's dead

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and now we're gonna avenge his death
by killing these unrelated monsters

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bk helps kapus dodge by actually paying attention for once
(they didnt learn anything new, so its no big deal that i missed the level up screen
thats my excuse and im sticking to it)

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oh okay he's not dead
i should probably give him his wallet back

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kapus, greatly enraged by the fact that rocky's not dead, takes out the final mole

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where did we even get that firewood from

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lets send enjl to do it
because if we're gonna have anybody freeze to death
it should be the priest
because logically, they've got the highest chance of going to heaven
this is my reasoning

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yknow that flexing would be more imposing if you werent the skinniest character ever

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brokeback mountain: snow edition

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meanwhile kapus and bk are having a sleepover
braiding each other's hair and talking about booooooooys

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dammit rocky
how do you consistantly survive these deadly snowstorms

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these griffins were also having a sleepover slightly further away

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time for kapus to show off a new (?) move!
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basically, if the enemy uses a single target melee attack, kapus will intercept and take the hit
(which she doesnt get a chance to do at all this fight, because mulitarget attack exist)

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is that what the kids call it these days?

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oh hey, here comes demo spoiling a move we havent seen yet
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giga lightning is a suped up version of mega lightning, spraying a cone of lightning bolts from the sky
other than more damage and looking cool, its not that different

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its also not enough to kill everything, so the two least combat oriented classes have to do the rest of the work

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we reach 2200 rescues, which is the same number of crimes yelsey has committed!

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calamari bet kapus 5 gold that she wouldnt eat bk's latest 'culinary creation'
she is now 5 gold richer and has a terrible case of gastro-intestinal distress

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lat and ivy are bonding over their 3 letter long names

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it's not a phase, mum!

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now calamari canonically exists in the shrek universe

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when did everyone get higher level than me? ;n;
Snowy Submaps!
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the way is lit, the path is clear!
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man these submaps sure are unique and original

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welp, welcome back mr. really long level
long time no see except not really

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bansheeees
return of these duders

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thankfully for me, we've gotten stronger and they 100% havent

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two girlfriends taking their puppo for a walk

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can you imagine how bad that would smell
burning dog hair
yuck

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bk levels up, learning how to heat ovens one degree hotter
thats how it works

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oh hey more of the things i dont use because sprinkles are 100x better

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well, yall know the drill, now for the endless stream of stuff that happened in this level

THE MONSTERS
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lots and lots of beasties

THE RELATIONSHIPS
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thats... a lot
wow
these nerds are all feelin' the love

THE LOOT
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bk the fashionista with all his different outfits

THE LEVELS
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dont wanna see that dont wanna see that dont wanna see that
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OwO

THE THINGS THAT WERE REMOTELY INTERESTING
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sturg shoots bk out of a cannon again

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mwahahaha! time for bk's vampiric army to RISE!
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oh geez bk dont make that face
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thats a face of pure evil, right there
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i appreciate that everyone's cool with me murdering enjl and turning him into a mindless undead slave
thats true friendship right there
(basically, what this does is bestow the vampire's auto-revive ability onto a teammate, and turn their eyes red too i guess)

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real quick tho
hey, uh, @nintendo? this isnt a good level layout
thanks for listening

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man, with that mess over and done with, let's move on
The Shortest Quiz!
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time for an encounter with my true nemesis

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mr. quizboy himself!

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do you know how much paperwork you've gotta fill out to do a parade?
more than your hat is worth, dorkazoid

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oh hey, its the greenhorne npcs! (who were eventually reused and given new occupations, but still)

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yooooou betcha! i could smell the fabric softener from here!
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ding ding ding, quiz beaten
this one is only one question for some reason

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yay free bananas again!
wait
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SHIT HE FUCKING GOT AWAY AGAIN
GOD DAMMIT
NEXT EPISODE
A whole lot of snow and ice!


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Oh shit it's THE GOOSE

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Hello, this is Nintendo and we think that is a perfectly fine level layout that has lots of fun in-store
Something goes here sometime.
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Postby bkamakaze » 6 months ago

POST GAME
EPISODE ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY-TWO


hey guys uh
i woke up today with reggie standing over my bed
and he said
'take back what you said'
so legally now i need to say
boy i sure do love those levels! theyre my favourite! im not being held at gunpoint!

Righteous Right!
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as i said last time, i forgot to do the map picture
so using my handy dandy microsoft paint tool, here's where we're going

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we seem to have disturbed an amateur archelogical dig

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those belong in a museum!

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left griffin just tricked right griffin to go in for the kiss and is real smug about it

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teamwork always saves the day
unless the day is treatened by a different set of teamwork
in that scenario i dont know what to tell ya, buddy

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more sweets that i dont want yaaaaaaaaaaay

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SEE?! SEE VIDEO GAME?!
SEE HOW SIMPLE THAT WAS?! CANT WE GET MORE OF THESE?!

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enjl ate the yellow snow

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kapus and lat seal a blood pact

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why cant all levels be like that one
Hubris!
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okay, we're back on the straight and narrow

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yknow i never should have said anything
i never should have incurred the wrath of nintendo
i never thought they would have the AUDACITY to do two in one submap
i thought we were safe
i thought we were in the clear
i was WRONG

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come to laugh at my despair, have you moles?

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i never really thought of it
but where is lat getting all of this incredibly volatile liquid
surely it cant be from a legal source

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i didnt get a picture of the beginning of this battle because i was too busy drowning in despair
but bk stuffing up with his instakill gives basically the same shot

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they werent even worth a phantom strike, apparently

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bk levels up, attaining a new, never before seen level of mischeif

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2250 rescues! expect that number to go up CONSIDERABLY as we slog through the oncoming storm

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through the power of gambling, we obtain some incomprehensibly tasty morsels

*sigh* alright lets do the thing

ENEMIES
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just imagine each one of these lining up and slapping me in the face

LEVELS
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8 relationship levels
we've got more relationships in this one segment than i do in my life
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oh and bk leveled up too, and learned a more powerful healing move
i guess

LOOT
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a new frying pan, and some new things to put in it
yes, including the money
cold hard cash is overrated
what we're goin' for is dangerously hot soft coins

OTHER STUFF
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enjl ate some red snow and it cancelled things out

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lat delivered yelsey a brand new friend!
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and bk's sad that he doesnt get to cuddle the new friend

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okay, great, im done with another one of these

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why two? why two of these levels in one submap
one? thats okay, i GUESS i can understand
but TWO?! now you're being silly
The Eye Of The Storm!
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yeah, we can't end on that nonsense
let's do the boss fight!

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quarry? i didnt realize we were going mining
i shouldve brought my pickaxe

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cheese?! thats the worst kind of exclamation!

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listen yall dont understand how proud i am of this segment's title
my eyes shot open in the middle of the night, lying in bed
and i just said out loud 'eye of the storm'
it was destiny

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the best way to fight a tornado...
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...is with vampires!

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...oh
okay maybe vampires arent the best thing to fight a tornado with

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not gonna stop me from spreadin' the love, baby >:3

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remember guys, whenever there's a tornado or similar natural disaster
they can only hurt two people at a time

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you'd think that demo, having only an eye for a face, would take EXTRA damage from an 'anti-eye attack'

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and so, the set is complete
the prophecy is proven! THE NIGHT COMETH!
...nothing special happens or anything, i just wanted to do a whole team of vampers

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bk's #1 skill of 'getting the shit kicked out of him' is still going strong, i see
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its good to see my new minion is concerned with my wellbeing

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oh right you're part of this team, i forgot

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oh god oh jesus
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listen we cannot show this
we just cant
i dont care if its REALLY impressive how flexible he is
but im pretty sure Jim Davis will come to my house and shoot me if i show this
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look i am NOT cleaning up the hairballs

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oh okay byyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyye

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bloody hell, both of us? well i guess its down to clericboy and swordlady

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well at least theyre getting along

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yknow, maybe giving the guy who has the lowest defence ever the ability to block
was a pretty smart idea

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teamwork makes the Dreamworks© Pictures
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oh her eyeball's on the floor
whoops

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oh nevermind, its okay it can fly
like all eyeballs

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demo... remember who you are...
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not pictured: bk desperately trying to put demo's eyeball back into her skull
it took like an hour and a half

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i have no idea where you found meat
we just fought a tornado and those arent known for their flesh

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a demon weapon from a demon
sounds appropriate

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hooray! free food!

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hey wait a minute
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GOD DAMMIT
I'VE BEEN HAD

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DEMO YOU LYING SNAKE
YOU DONT EVEN HAVE TASTEBUDS

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i couldnt find the asmt 'level complete' jingle, so this will have to do

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and so our snow-themed adventure comes to an end...
...for now
*dramatic noise*
NEXT EPISODE
New quests, new oppurtunities! The future is our oyster or similarly disgusting sea animal!

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Postby bkamakaze » 6 months ago

POST GAME
EPISODE ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY-THREE


a b c
its as easy as 1 2 3

Dead or Alive, You're Taking This Quest!
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man this dragon must be real sick of flying us back and forth to this place

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hey, mailmen have lives too! its our boy Robert 'TheFinalSentinel' Cop!

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yes we already introduced you, keep up buddy

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binds? i knew a guy named isaac that did a lot of binding

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she? is there a lady in robocop's cold, metal heart?
(i havent seen robocop so yknow, that could be an actual plot point)

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oh, so you're a furry, gotcha
(yes, its that isabelle, and i couldnt change her)

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she probably fell asleep on the train

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i wasnt aware she got any vacation days

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she sounds just like me

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sealing her in a tomb is a pretty viable option

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we've got ourselves a quest, baby

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next stop: karkaton!
Burning Questions!
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yet another very unique and memorable submap!
but before we do any actual gameplay, lets talk to our ol' nemesis

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we meet again, quizboy
are you here to finally relinquish your soul to me?

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oh hey, since we've beaten his quest, quiz remix shows up as a regular quest

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3 questions, 3 rooms, 3 hours
wait thats the wrong game

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HRM I DUNNO FELLAS
THIS ONE MIGHT BE TOO HARD FOR ME
CAN I PHONE A FRIEND
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"PHOLTOS! I NEED HELP WITH A QUIZ!"
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":3"
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"PHOLTOS THATS NOT HELPING"
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":3"
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pholtos saves the day again somehow maybe
the jury's out on that one

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i dunno how these miis run at full pace FORWARD and yet move SIDEWAYS
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i can smell the 'nerd stink' from here
it smells like canned tomatoes and instruction manuals

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god i forgot how ripped elf-demo was
the buffest cycloptic elf demon thing ever
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there's no way i could forget zyggy's doofy face
you hear me, zyglrox?! you're doofy!

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let me guess, bananas again?
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quizmasters have a banana-based economy
Magma March!
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with the Demon Lord of Quizzes defeated once more, its time to get to work

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well, at least its not a three split again

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yknow the name 'doom sword' kinda loses its impact when its has a goofy smile like that

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bk saves the day by getting the shit kicked out of him
hooray?

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boxes of money, boxes of dosh
gotta love it

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oh god mr blobby again
i thought i killed him out the back of that mcdonalds

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stay dead this time, you abomination

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short and sweet, just how i like 'em

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and now for the other path, yo

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man, thats a lot of swords
...and one shield i guess

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w...where were they keeping that
look i dont wanna know

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y'all need to... chill out B)

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You sure are! :D

i forgot to take a picture of the enemy lineup again, but it was two mr. blobbies and a stone boy

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every time mikko uses these skills he just flings a couple of flowers at people
how it heals anyone i have no idea
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its also enough to push him and bk to the next level, yo

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the foul blood of your wretched kind poisons the landscape of this realm
begone, fiend!

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yelsey tried licking one of the mr. blobbies and deeply regrets his life choices

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two more relationship levels, always a good time

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nature, science, undeath and cuteness
we've got it all, baby
NEXT EPISODE
We potentially finish Sentinel's quest! Some people need less help than others, apparently

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I'M MAKING MISTAKES GODAMMIT
TALKHAUS SPIRIT MATCHMAKER
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Postby BurntTenda » 6 months ago

Thanks pholtos
You saved the world
Something goes here sometime.
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Postby bkamakaze » 6 months ago

POST GAME
EPISODE ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY-FOUR


sorry about the lack of an update yesterday, the image host i use went down halfway through writing the update and i didnt want to rewrite the entire thing with new links
thankfully, its back online now so i can just pick up where i left off

The Slow Burn!
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i wonder if anybody lives in karkaton
like, someone with a little house overlooking the lava fields
that'd be neat

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that butterfly put all its points into block and now has a shield

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remember kids: spraying highly volatile liquids on butterflies is always a good idea

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two swords, two attacks
simple, yo

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two swords, two attacks, two levels
the world works in twos, baby

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hey! that's three enemies! that's against the rules!

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before he changed careers, robocop was actually robotheif
they tell you that in the director's cut of the director's cut

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we hit 2300 rescues! the abundance of these levels are certainly contributing

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wasnt there a study about playing music to make plants grow or something?
well rocky tried to replicate it by blasting death grips while mikko tried to sleep

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bk's embracing his true calling of being adorable

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rocky pretends he won some kind of award by painting a microphone gold

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i burned through some of my game tickets to get yelsey caught up in relationships
so he and lat just took like a dozen vacations

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and i missed one time so bk got a ludicrous amount of experience

okay ladies, gents and other things, let's get this over with

COMBAT
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blobbies, weapons, rocks and butterflies oh my!

BONDING
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the sound of romance is a raw chicken falling down a flight of stairs
i have no idea what that means but it sure is a thing that i said
im very tired

LEVELS
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catboy, tankboy and religionboy all become a little stronger

LOOT
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i dunno what happened, but apparently we passed a threshold that unlocked the next tier of equipment
also lat becomes the ultimate weeb
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we got a couple of chests along the way too
a bit of change and a box full of random stuff

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oh and yelsey's not sick anymore
yay

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alright, another mess cleaned up, onwards to greener pastures
Suffering!
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aight, they're cramming another level in before the boss
should be no pro-

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two times in a row maaaaaaaaaaan

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digging into dried magma sounds like a terrible idea

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dangit, someone else stole the corpse before we could :c

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C o o l !

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explosions > weapons
this is a fact

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glyphs? what is this, a cloister of trials?

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look, the fact that rocky can smash stone with his mic makes me fear for people at his concerts

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a cold hard grand, baby
cha-i say-cha-i say-ching
i feel like this was supposed to be a reference to something but even i cant decipher what

alright everyone, hold onto your butts, we're doin' this again

ENCOUNTERS
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listen id put a joke here or something but jesus christ that was a lot of enemies

SWEET LOVIN'
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thankfully, the amount of fighting is about matched by the amount of love
truly they are two sides of the same coin or something deep like that

EMPOWERMENT
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you're bound to get a few levels when you fight more enemies than the population of india

GEAR AND GOODIES
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our prize for doing all this? one (1) sweet
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calamari dips his hands in molten steel, and bk learns to joust

MISCELLANEOUS THINGS
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lat gets sick then instantly feels better again
scientists are weird
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sturg becomes an anime and calamari loves it

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okay, we're finally out of the metaphorical woods
hopefully things'll go smooth from here
Mayor-Owl Duties!
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alrighty, onto the boss

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oh man sentinels face

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it's isab-owl!
...i wonder how blathers feels about this

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oh! and they bought some cuties with them too
3x the cute

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lets get STINKY
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hehehe, the harpy's distracted face is great
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:3

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first one down! fear the power of reduced defences!

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and bam, there's the second one
two attacks, two kills, baby
now it's just the boss

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calamari got smacked upside the head, and bk pops in to give some hugs

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a double attacking angry cat is a force to be reckoned with, yo

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whoa geez
i didnt know mikko could hit that hard, wow
you'd think a bird would be more resistant to the wind

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we came, we saw, we killed an owl
all in a days work

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bk levels up! well owl be damned

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man that's a cute little mii
not the best isabelle around, but still adorable as heck

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attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion?

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if anybody wonders what isabelle gets up to when you're not playing animal crossing
its this

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the cuter you are, the less you learn from your mistakes
look at bk, he's dumb as a box of rocks but cute as a button

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nobody tell her that i havent played acnl since last year >.>

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sturg and ivy learn a valuable lesson about friendship through their time with robocop

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with that, our time in karkaton is at a close once again
NEXT EPISODE
New horizons! ...Well, not really, but we get a new quest at least!

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JUST PUT YOURSELF OUT THERE
GRANCREST TALKHAUS
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Postby Ivy » 6 months ago

never really acknowledged this earlier but why are the "harpies" just headcrabs with wings
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Postby bkamakaze » 5 months ago

POST GAME
EPISODE ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY-FIVE


had a reeeeal shitty day yesterday, and college the day before that, so its been a while
also ni no kuni 2 is very good yall should play it

Deja Vu!
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time to get back into things, yo

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im gonna come clean with y'all
this is almost exactly the same quest as the one we did with OWL earlier
i waited like, 3 days for a new quest to show up, but this one wouldnt refresh
so we're doing this again!
yay?

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in case yall forgot the dialogue from earlier, its unchanged

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a mask? finally, ill be able to summon my persona!

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alrighty ms. whatzit, let's boogie!

bonus:
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these two showed up at the same time
i dont think i killed THAT many monsters... did i?
Back to the Beaches!
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as i suspected, the cave area was for a later quest
...it just happens to be the same quest
also, rather than going straight into the place we're supposed to go we're gonna, you guessed it, do other stuff

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a snail party! these look like a fun group of pals to hang with

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sturg is very sensitive about his lawn quality, and snails arent welcome!

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mikko levels up! protecting your plants from snails is a big part of garden maintenance!

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pop poppity pop pop

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whatzit's earning her keep, yo

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bk's about to make a mistake
again
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always a good time when bk's 'idiot' trait shows up
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oh no! it was a bottle of dr. pepper :^)

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just two lizards taking their pet snail for a walk
no big deal

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bk continues to be unable to hit anything

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hey wait a minute
bk's a DOUBLE VAMPIRE

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kapus on the other hand, is a DOUBLE BADASS

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a bunch of Taddy Boys™

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i dont think tadpoles are bad for lawns but i dont know gardening

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oh, apparently they were bad for plants, because mikko has everything disease now

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imagine working at a cash register at some random store
and jon arbuckle dressed as a cat walks in
and goes 'i need a gifty-wifty owo'
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timebuster's not feelin' the beat of the tambourine, it seems

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a nice short and simple level
always a refreshing change after... recent events
Waterside Wanderers!
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yknow, this place really looks like a big mushroom or something

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sturgs so old at this point that his tastebuds and stomach no longer work
he's utterly immune to bk's constant food poisoning escapades

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the secret is that he doesnt have a stove

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that's a real personal question, buddy
goin' around asking to see people's frying pans

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because we dont want any old man cooties all in our food

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wow bk actually says something that makes sense

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monster blood adds extra flavour!

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speaking of monsters, here's another wiggly gang

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whatzit spoils a new vampire move! bat tornado!
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oh man, i want that move
it's a single target attack that does a bunch of damage, which is a nice change from the vampire's multitarget attacks

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we had to wait four days for sturg to slowly drive around the back of the enemy for this attack

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the time has come for enjl to obtain his mighty war-cry!
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i still to this day dont understand what the heck this joke was but enjl was real fond of it

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man this place is full of snails, god damn

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the holy cannon of justice!
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enjl is NOT. HAPPY. about being used as ammunition
i dunno what he's on about, it doesnt look so b-

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DAMMIT STURG
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well, firing people out of cannons is one sure fire way to get them off your lawn

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im liking the sounds of those options
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let's go the top route because its gonna give us the top treasure
these are facts

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yay, free money! the best kind of treasure :3

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cat bonding!

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bk, completely forgetting the sun-shaped abomination he fought a while ago, gets a new sun-shaped frying pan

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two cats and two idiots
a well balanced team

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time to fight some more snails
this place is just an unending snail factory

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imagine if snails did grow that big, that'd be cool

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yknow what i said about an infinite snail factory? it just gets more and more plausible

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nothing more beautiful than a full team assist, yo

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oh and whatzit's there too i guess

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enjl leveled up, but i mashed through the scene and missed the 'new skill thing'
so here's the skill listing for his new thing, giga resurrection! its... just a more poweful resurrection spell

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and now for the other treasure path

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ah yes, game tickets
ill put them with the 4000 other ones that i have

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the science of music! ...i think thats a thing somewhere, the name rings a bell

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aaaaaand we're done here
NEXT EPISODE
More messing around and not doing the objective!

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YOU SEE HOW GOOD I AM WITH THIS SHIT NOW?
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Re: TALKTOPIA - Post-Game Adventures! (sign ups welcome!)

Postby freakin whatzit » 5 months ago

holy shit i'd be such a horrible singer
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I AM VERY DISGUSTED WITH THE TRASHY MAN. IN SPITE OF THE MONSTER, AND THE COACH, ONLY TRASHY, I WILL BEAT DOWN THEM ALL. FOR THIS I MUST STRENGTHEN MYSELF. THE MONSTER IS THE SAME TOO. COLLECT ALL THE TRASHY, RIGHTEOUS FELLOW ARE ALL UNPARDONABLE! YOU DON'T AFFECT ME. THE TRASHY STROLLING IS AN EYESORE!


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