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TALKTOPIA - An Island-less RPG (sign-ups welcome!)

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Postby cheez8 » 2 months ago

...Does Sturg need to spend MP to do normal attacks? Why does Sturg need to spend MP to do normal attacks?
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I don't really get it but okay

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Postby Whimsical Calamari » 2 months ago

cheez8 wrote: ...Does Sturg need to spend MP to do normal attacks? Why does Sturg need to spend MP to do normal attacks?
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Postby freakin whatzit » 2 months ago

i just beat the game myself, and i'm excited to see this thread's version of a certain something.
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I AM VERY DISGUSTED WITH THE TRASHY MAN. IN SPITE OF THE MONSTER, AND THE COACH, ONLY TRASHY, I WILL BEAT DOWN THEM ALL. FOR THIS I MUST STRENGTHEN MYSELF. THE MONSTER IS THE SAME TOO. COLLECT ALL THE TRASHY, RIGHTEOUS FELLOW ARE ALL UNPARDONABLE! YOU DON'T AFFECT ME. THE TRASHY STROLLING IS AN EYESORE!

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Postby bkamakaze » 2 months ago

EPISODE FORTY


where does the u from four go when it becomes forty
where did u go

On The Hunt!
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the hunt... FOR TREASURE!

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behold!
one (1) banana!

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oh no! the deadly sin of greed!

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how did all of you fit in that one box

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several hundred attacks later

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the 'swarm of goops' keeps on giving craploads of xp

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bk learns what prostitution is

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Big Loot™
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brand new armour for the party member that really doesnt need the extra defence

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sturg raids an actual military base to fuel his larping fantasy

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we win a quick vacation on the gambling field

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on hoooolidaaaaay~♫

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they actually double-leveled on this

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might as well cram two in here, since theyre both short

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oh no! the english!

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get pixel'd, boyo

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aww geez, its this weirdo again

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maybe if we be quiet we can sneak by without them noticing

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or maybe we push them in

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dammit they saw us

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i dont think you could pay me to forget that mug

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i mean, a cave full of never-ending orange juice is pretty mysterious i guess

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oh great, now theyre a drug dealer
now im associated with a drug dealer

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they then dove face first into the juice and stayed under until the bubbles stopped
im honestly concerned

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spider friend is chaperoning some small goop children

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let's get SPICY

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wait im wielding a paper fan
MISTAKES MISTAKES

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it not only slightly buffs damage, but also adds splash damage
overall a pretty cool buff

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huh this is an actual food
i did not know that

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im glad they omelette me keep these

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bk and sturg have a very close call with a flamethrower and learn an important lesson about friendship
Back to the Right!
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while we CAN progress, we still have a pathway that we didnt clear last time

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upgraded (?) mushroom enemy!
i dont appreciate the sultry look its giving me

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sturg's dps is slowly but surely catching up to everyone else

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lat finds a mysterious bottle of an unknown liquid

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CHUG CHUG CHUG

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good news! it was ketchup again

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oh god theyre multiplying

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bk dropped his fan and cried a bit about it
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"well done you beefed it, champ"

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bk using his "royalty" to his advantage

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ara ara~♫

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spiders prefer mustard, apparently

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bk's lack of a brain means moral choices often go unnoticed

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SKY BANANA

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where's my confetti? D:

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look, sturg
i know you're trying real hard and all
but going from 'metal' to 'wood' to 'cardboard'
is not upgrading

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lat's ready for the family barbecue
Lemon The Right Track!
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the paths converge on this citrus-y bridge

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that is what the big title card said at the beginning, yes

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fully sweet, brah

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hey uh
i dont think that puddle is orange juice

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when you're about to eat food, and more food tells you not to
listen to your food

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man you're a scientist!
you should know those things!

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"science"

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oh well, what a shame

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damn i thought we'd have a rad snail team mate
i GUESS keeping lat is an OKAY outcome

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well that sure was a diversion
BACK TO ADVENTURE

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royal science strike!

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slammin' em left and right

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the british are coming!

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time for grandpa to show us how they did it in the war!

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that face omg

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bringing in the snail enemy we saw in the cutscene earlier

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bk keeps conning these poor civilians into saving him

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myyy heeeeerooooo ♥

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and lat wins by throwing a game shark at the enemy

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bk steals the bonus exp to gain a free level

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look what sturg stole as he blasted an innocent village!

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ive had enough of all this violins!
its corrupting our youth

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sturg is proud of that awful, awful joke
NEXT EPISODE
We swim through the sea of juice, in search of a dog fairy!

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AND THATS GAME, FOLKS
TALKHAUS ON ICE

...and not the disney one
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Postby Learning-Timebuster » 2 months ago

honestly i wouldnt have minded staying a cool slug thing
"i like bugs"
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Postby bkamakaze » 2 months ago

EPISODE FORTY-ONE


i hope all y'all in over in that hurricane hellscape are okay
shit sounds scary, yo

Givin' it the Juice!
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looks like we're getting onto the final stretch of this dungeon, not far to go now

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he probably stopped for lunch

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that too

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yknow, that magic that you have used none of so far
firing arrows and dancing is not magic

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it'd be greater if you could ACTUALLY use magic

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hey man dont get so defensive
its almost as if you're... hiding something?

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suuuuuuuuuure you can
and when obama, danny devito and the queen of england get together, they open a portal to the eighth dimension

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it faded out, we walked for like, four steps, and then

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tang bursts into another cutscene

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'derp lord'

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if your magic is soooooo powerful, how the heck did that even happen

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your mouth is almost coming off your face there, mate
might wanna check that out

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snails and spiders, oh my!

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firing actual military grade weapons out of a cardboard tank is surprisingly effective

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lat learns how to kill people in an 'industrial accident'

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sturg learns one of the basic attributes

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this level was 80% cutscenes but we still got rewarded

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bk
listen
youve asked some dumb questions before
but you literally know this
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you have MET them

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...
i stand corrected
THAT'S dumber

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these people are idiots

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sturg gets ready to invade the hello kitty realm

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bk becomes space

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more free holidays, yo

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they sailed to the island on top of sturg
when you stick a sail on his back, he's surprisingly boyant
Treasure Sidetrack!
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before we move forward to the 'definitely not the last area', there's treasure to be had!

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WE'RE GOOD AT ADVENTURING I PROMISE

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sturg does that one really haughty anime laugh
you know the one
OOOOHOHOHOHO

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spider, shroom and snail
all three major food groups

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and tang is actually useful for once
congrats

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i dont think we've gotten the steamed snail item yet, so there it is

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dosh-in-a-box

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for reaching 800 people saved, our sprinkle container now stretches into the heavens themselves

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sturg goes from one pretty pink tank decal to another
Beat 'Em To A Pulp!
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hrm i wonder if this is the final area guys
i dunnooooo

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[distant screeching of 'JESUS FUCK TANG GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE']

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"i could almost hear her voice..."

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bk mostly forgot why he was even in this cave
he just likes how it all smells

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dont worry! the butt squad is ready to help!

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oh no!
its metal shopping trolley coming down a gravel road!

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SPIDERDOG
SPIDERDOG
DOES WHATEVER A SPIDERDOG DOES

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oh and a couple of british people too
i guess

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taking out the goons first seems like a good idea

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geez, he hits pretty hard for a spider

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oh jesus
im scared

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STURG THIS IS NOT SAFE BUSINESS PRACTISES

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S L A M
turns out lat's face makes a pretty good weapon

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for some reason that dialogue is making me laugh way too hard

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oh geez
i dont think thats a thing spiders actually do

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unrealistic
the REAL bk would relish the chance to be covered in spiders

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yknow, just chillin'

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and with that, the beast is slain!

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bk eats all the bonus exp to level up

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we went with the orange, into the orange, to save an orange

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hey buddy, dont be ungrateful
some of us would pay good money to be turned into a giant spider

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i dunno about 'must' save them
im sure theyre fiiiiiiiiine

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i have important 'not doing that' business to attend to

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HEY MAN NOT ALL OF US WANNA HELP ELVES

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yeah, YOU'RE the rude one hear, definitely

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damn railroaders, makin' me be a nice guy and all of that

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i DO mind
ugh now we're gonna smell even more like elves
i wont be welcome in any establishment when this is all over

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a five-stack! we'll be unstoppab-

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nevermind
that lasted long

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look, if quills falls into a lake it's not my problem

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what a creative name

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pfft, i forgot how katazuki looked

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polka dot pink cauliflower
NEXT EPISODE
With two out of three of the fairies saved, we head into Bigg Forest to find Katazuki!

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THEY'RE CALLIN' AGAIN~♫
AGGRESSIVE TALKHAUS

...[metal playing in the distance]
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Postby Bean » 2 months ago

I like after the fancy question to Sturg, he gets a Fancy Tank and goes on a fancy trip. Just fancy.

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Postby Bellmoore » 2 months ago

Is it too late to post new miis?
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Postby Sturg » 2 months ago

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now let me into your cool gang

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Postby Katazuki » 2 months ago

Now that's a real Robert Cop right there.

Also hoo boy I look beeyoutifool.
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Postby bkamakaze » 2 months ago

EPISODE FORTY-TWO


something something hitch-hiker joke

Go Bigg or Go Home!
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with quills in tow, time to march onwards into the biggs forest!

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he doesnt look so big!

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maaaan
its not dark at all bk
get some glasses

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what, scared of TREES?

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dunno why the monsters took all the effort of taking kataz all the way over there

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do we though?
cant we just go home

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theyre FIIIIIIIINE
probably

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oh no its a HERBGERBLIN
at least this looks different from a regular gerblin

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the BIG Munch™

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and one final blast from sturg finishes the fight

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you're gonna LOVE my nuts!

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double the hobble, double the gobble

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goblin's are badly programmed

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i feel like im missing a pun or something with this item

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sturg got a shell stuck in the sink, and lat said 'good job, idiot'
...sarcasm hasnt been invented in the mii world yet
Flower Power!
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geez, they took their dang time giving the final party member

whoooo coooould it beeeeee

*drum roll but instead of actual drums its a bunch of pots and pans*

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its Mikkofier v1.0! From the ORIGINAL Talkhaugotchi!
(ps. to sentinel - you HAVE been added, your mii just hasnt shown up yet)

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mikko's had like, a bunch of mii variants over the course of my threads
from grinning beard man, to bald politician, to hairy guard boy, and now back to the grin

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how could you possibly be late again
you're already here

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also before we leave the inn, a fairly impractical lab coat for a fairly impractical scientist

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welp, now we've got a full team of five, time for more foresting

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theyre just steadily multiplying

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oh geez mikko's level one, these guys are gonna demolish him

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sturg you're literally a killing machine
you're turning into the iron giant out there
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pfft omg
thats never happened before, thats hilarious

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time for some hands on science!

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THAT'S NOT KETCHUP

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and one final slap in the face from bk

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on the bright side, mikko's gonna be gaining a bunch of catchup levels

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an itty bitty box with some itty bitty money

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oh my gosh
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bk is finally an anime girl :D

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Vine Time!
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not ALL of the forest tiles can be treasure, i suppose

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chasing a guy who can teleport and fly is harder than it sounds

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less 'brave'
more 'too stupid to give up'

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dont worry, theres a movie with a scottish lady in it that can teach you everything

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YOU AGAIN?!

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torn apart at a molecular level!

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mikko learns how to dew it right

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more tickets for the gamble gods

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oh no, its a smugger version of the old banshee enemies from world one!

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thankfully, lat's spooge can melt thought their tears

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and then they finish with a quick saucy boop

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both sturg and lat level up from that

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daaaaaaaaaarkunessu

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its spooky story time, and bk only knows the one story
thankfully, none of these bozos have heard it before

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sturg then beat bk to within an inch of his life and went to bed

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synchonised sleeping, coming to an olympics near you

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i wonder what dictates when there is and isnt confetti
because sometimes it just doesnt activate

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we've been winning a lot of holidays on this wheel lately

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mikko just stood on the beach, staring directly into the sun the entire time

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bk was very impressed

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the prizes are pretty good here, so i gave it another spin

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gotta get mikko caught up the the rest of the group SOMEHOW
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NEXT EPISODE
We grab s'more treasure in these deep dark woods!

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AND THE WINNER IS...
SAMURAI TALKHAUS

...swoooooooooooooords
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Postby Mikkofier » 2 months ago

You can't even fathom how happy I am! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
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Postby Mister Apple » 2 months ago

Nice Hitchiker's reference, really cleverly done.

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Postby bkamakaze » 2 months ago

EPISODE FORTY-THREE


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Loot In The Roots!
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time to go grab this treasure spot, yo

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nice™

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well i guess my days of being anime are over :c

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oh no! a trap card that i totally didnt see coming!

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inside was one (1) bansheevil, who wasted no time in trying to corrupt lat
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who cannot become any more evil, it seems

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and once again, science beats magic

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sturg thats not... thats not a weapon
you are becoming less and less threatening with every equipment upgrade

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the reign of ketchup is no more

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the wheel of free shit grants us its gifts
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which pump mikko up even more
Shrub Runnin'!
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next on the agenda, is moving further east in the bigg forest

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a pair of housewives have come to laugh at us

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and the ol' Nickelodeon Special™ clears 'em out

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have you checked canada

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OF COURSE he has a secret volcano lair

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Definitely Not Krakatoa We Promise

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nah, i thought id just go home and nap instead

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look lady
you live your life ill live mine

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dont tell me what to do

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sturg what are you talking about

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the choice between riches and snacks is a tough one

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but money can be exchanged for SEVERAL snacks

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FREE S N U R P

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if you boop them RIGHT on the nose, they make these sounds

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time for mikko to show us what his class can actually DO

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man a whole EIGHT HITPOINTS
AMAZING

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yknow, comparitively speaking
firing a fucking tank at things should do a lot more damage than it does

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we got the traditional 500g for killing that, which is a nice bonus

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warning more like snore-ning
gottem

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mikko becomes a weeb

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heading back in, in search of the promised snacks, and we're assailed by more housewives
i dont know why i call them that
something about the just reminds me of desperate housewives
that show is fucking awful

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all of the hits blasted enemies
sturg coming though

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the moment of truth

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two chests, two snacks
deeeeeelicious

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the golden level, where they get an actually useful skill

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puddi presents! :D

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this is the cutest gosh darn thing ever bk
'here have a cute snuggle friend :3'

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a bomb
Open Sesame!
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an ominous door in the forest, guarding what looks like a box of loot

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theres no problem that cannot be solved by jamming it full of bananas

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yes, that WE found
definitely not some explorer dude

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the banana grease helped

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well this sure was exciting

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its treasure time, baby

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finding tickets is like finding an IOU of treasure

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oh no theyre back
and this time theyre after my banana


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INCOMING
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im sure theres a euphemism here somewhere

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we never did get the banana back :c

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the real way of winning in billiards is to beat the hell out of your opponent using the balls

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guess what? its more exp
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and now mikko's caught up with the rest of the group
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aaaaaand he learns an improved healing spell
NEXT EPISODE
We double back to finish off the other pathway, and maybe visiting Hoeloe in the process!

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STAY FROSTY
TALKHAUS WATCH
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Postby Bean » 2 months ago

Quick heads-up, one of the pictures in the Open Seasme section doesn't have its bracket closed off properly, so it's not showing in the thread. It's the one with a lone Banana Mii Trap. Heads-up, up, and away!

Edit: Sturg's choice of weaponry is kind of ridiculous, yet it still kind of fits?

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Postby Ivy » 2 months ago

I love LAT for being our resident Glitch Gremlin. keep fighting the good fight
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Postby bkamakaze » 2 months ago

EPISODE FORTY-FOUR
yknow, when you order a lot of yugioh cards with the promise 'No Duplicates', you'd THINK they would check to make sure theres not a shitload of duplicates in it, but nooooooo apparently thats too difficult for them

Mossy Mosey!
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yknow im only just noticing the log pathways on the map
i thought they were just leaf texture stuff

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soft boy™

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isnt moss usually really damp though?
like, all squidgy and gross

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bk banned from his own thread

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here comes the joke police to beat him up

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omg
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this skill is everything i never knew i wanted
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it basically halves damage taken, but its so doofy looking
its great

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and quills does something useful for once
huzzah

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oh man, the FANCY loot

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a couple of herbies and a nanner gobbler

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wasnt 'blustery' a thing in winnie the pooh
thats all i can think about when i hear bluster
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oh wow thats actually really good

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and sturg blasts the last herblin into ovlivion

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man you guys just dont give up, huh?

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after sturg took a pretty big hit, mikko whips out another new skill
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he just sprayed sturg with a shitload of air freshener
it was on special

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>:3c

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and with a heavy spray of splooge, the rest are taken out

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bk and sturg reach the magic level six
A HoeLoad of Food!
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that joke was bad and i apologise

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oh great, theyre just getting wasted in the middle of the woods

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shit dude, you should probably get that checked

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potions? what are those?
we only eat bananas to heal in this game

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hoeloe supports alcoholism, pass it on

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do you carry the table around too

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emotions are overrated

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oh ew its an elven potion
gross

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hehehehe
they said 'tit'
Owl Definitely Win!
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at the very tippy top of this one log, we get to our next desination

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either that or they just didnt wanna let me through

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something you losers know nothing about

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why not just go do that now
get it out of the way, yknow

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how do i know i can trust you to actually open the door
what if you and your gal pals just disappear
then i can never get through the door

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oooof course
your 'great and powerful magic' cant even open a door without having three of you

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the less time i have to be near an elf the better

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oh hey, we're at the place already

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hwark? didnt that guy used to be a mod

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man thats a whole lotta forhead

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some exorcist shit goin' on
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oh no! its making us make SMALL TALK!
THE HORROR!
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sturg can go over there where i dont have to listen to him

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you're doing great mikko thanks for your contribution

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its attack is really creepy
it just extends its neck like, twice its body length and boops you with its chin

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time for the lend a hands to finally show a profit
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it blasted the boss for a ton of damage but...
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lat wasnt too impressed about getting shot in the face

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a second volley, because sturg doesnt realise that the last one may have damaged a friendship
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and that alone is enough to piss lat RIGHT OFF

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...even though that attack was the end of the fight anyways

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aw nuts

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the beast is loose

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man they look SASSY
note: the instruction for making their mii was 'make a weavile'

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being turned into an owl isnt THAT BAD
theyre pretty rad birds as far as birds go

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its less 'want' more 'have to'

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now that we've finally got the buttsquad back together, we can open one (1) door

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at least SOMEONE has some manners
NEXT EPISODE
Exciting door opening action!

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NO ANIMALS WERE HARMED IN THE MAKING OF
TALKHAUS MONONOKE
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Postby bkamakaze » 2 months ago

EPISODE FORTY-FIVE


can of beans

Door Dance!
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the long awaited door opening special!

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look man i only do one update a day
dont rush me

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READY?! GO!!

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now im not gonna mince words here
this scene is very difficult to replicate in image form
so here's the sequence of dance moves as they happened
prepare for a big dumb of images

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that was very long winded and probably unnecessary
why are you guys so extra

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aw beans

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DID YOU MORONS FORGET WHY YOU CLOSED THE DAMN DOOR
GOD DAMMIT

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this is what i get for trusting elves

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do you REALLY want elf faces?
theyre worth like, not even 2% of a normal face

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you guys are idiots
you've only got yourselves to blame

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what, do you have spare faces there
Hamlet Horror!
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we should probably go check on the town, see what raocow did to the place

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a slow dramatic pan over the town reveals the dark lord's dark deed

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thats exactly what a DARK LORD WOULD SAY
BOOK 'IM BOYS

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i mean
i cant blame him for not wanting to be near elves

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well i cant see tangeruse doing much cleaning

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nah im good

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you better not be suggesting what i think you're suggesting
this is a kids game

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ugh, i GUESS i'll help :/

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i sincerely doubt you'll be much help, but sure

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quills went and got beaten up by a single tomato later
not even a monster tomato, just a regular tomato

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meta's been taken off to the citrus cave, where we found quills

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sorel, demo and 8flight have all been taken to this place near the beginning

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whatzit's over in the this weird swamp area

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euparkeria's still 'face-d', but theyve got other problems

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he was probably unsure where the face started and ended

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even among the re-used minor characters, some remain even more minor

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pico however probably slept through the apocalypse

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nobody having mouths anymore does that to people

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'doddle'
do people say that?
has anyone ever heard anyone say doddle before?

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oh god they sleep with their eyes open
unblinking, staring into your very soul

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lastly, tangeruse is in this big weird flower thing in the middle of nowhere
Return of the Face Hunters!
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visiting the town unlocked a few new locations for us

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good idea to start close to the beginning

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man, i nearly forgot about these guys

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the weak point of a tomato is their feelings

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he was just sitting by the door, playing tetris with tomato enemies

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WHOOOOO COULD HAVE SEEEEN THIS COOOOOMING???
sarcastic puddi

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what guard? you town has like, zero defences

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definitely 100%

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whenever i buy mince it just sits in the fridge for ages until it goes bad
because i always forget it's in there
this has been fact time with bk

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oh god the british are multiplying :O

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SPOOGESTORM

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and a windy finisher!

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bk and mikko level up
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and mikko learns a new skill! his class's version of esuna, probably

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man, its been a while since we've had a good old fashioned split path
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of course we're goin' for the gold first

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600 smackeroos, yo

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bk and mikko are worried about each other after they both got their arms stuck down two different sinks

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timebusting in THREE DIMENSIONS

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time to go back in and clear out that little path

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a couple of cheeky buggers
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quickly dispatched with the powers of video game exploits

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they're back, and this time they've brought some brits
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again, nothing we can't handle

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time to go grab that last area

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oh boy! its one (1) sweet!

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grandpa's learned the error of his ways

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why are you thanking him
he shot you in the face
multiple times
with a tank

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man, friendship sure is a confusing thing

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thats a great outfit, omg
mikko covered himself in glue and ran through a kindergarden
NEXT EPISODE
We head to the stomping ground of the triple threat! Demo, Sorel and 8flight await!

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IT IS NOW SAFE TO TURN OFF THE CONSOLE
TALKHAUS BOX
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Postby Ivy » 2 months ago

The weavile mii looks so angry when it's supposed to be sad lmao
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Postby Katazuki » 2 months ago

It's beautiful though. <3
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Postby bkamakaze » 2 months ago

EPISODE FORTY-SIX


more backup image host shenanigans, so hopefully this goes okay

Saucy Showdown!
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according to the maps earlier, this is where the fab fairy fan threesome is being held

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Sturg and the Giant Tomato
coming to theaters

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they're called 'mini mii's now :3

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oh jesus

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today we learn about sturg's macro fetish

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dammit, the twerkeys are back

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get outta here with that

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here's the three stooges now

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the tomatoes have come to take revenge on us!

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god, they just puked their organs all over us
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ew, raw tomato?
like, processed tomato, in pasta and stuff im okay with
but just regular 'straight-outta-the-fruit' tomato?
gross

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dude hits pretty hard for a salad

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oh hey, turns out katazuki is actually useful
thats a very very rare trait for an elf

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and just like that, the trio falls

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lat absorbs the tomato juice into their bloodstream, gaining the true power of ketchup
oh and sturg leveled too somehow

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they also dropped a 'probably going to open a door somewhere' gemstone

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we've eaten so many gosh darn bananas that they scientifically went and developed an improved strain of bananas

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lat and bk hit level six, so they are now forbidden from seeing each other until everyone else does

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mikko gets scammed by a canadian

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with their faces sent back where they belong, time to cash in on our exploits

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first off, sorel
mostly because he was closest to the entrance

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hey kataz did barely anything
give me credit :c

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dude i JUST saved you
dont die on me until i get my reward

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HEY
ON SECOND THOUGHTS ILL KILL YOU MYSELF

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god damn elves

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next up, our one-eyed mascot herself, demo

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demo your eye doesnt look so good there buddy

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depends how you define 'well'
i normally go with 'manmade hole in the ground with drinkable water in it'

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double sorel's gift
im predict a pattern

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lastly, 8flight

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if it werent for the fact that i have to to progress, then i wouldnt have

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you people have too much faith in these losers
they tried to open a door and couldnt even do THAT right

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you're god damn right B)

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oh hey, i was wrong
they just increase by 300 each time
not complaining though

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he'll have to face the truth eventually
Back to the Cave!
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heading back into citrus cave to find metasomnia, reveals a SNUUUUUURP

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TWOOOO snurps
thats DOUBLE the snurp!

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sturg the impenetrable

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slappin' 'em into oblivion

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i definitely prefer the radish snurps to the gold ones
these are basically a +1 to all stats

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anyway back to the task at hand

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before you know it the guys from pawn shop will be calling me when they need to price a face

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somehow he always sticks around in the place we're going next

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if it werent for me, ya'll'd be dead
you know that

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its been a while guys! how've you been?

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well
that uh
sure happened

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thinking emote

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why would i not? :3

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that's probably a where the dude is hiding

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:D

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for hitting 850 rescues, our sprinkle set is now larger than a fully grown human man

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goo goo ga ga

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bk thats not a new weapon
bk no
Fluttering Face-off!
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aight, time wake up this 'smoniac

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sn-ail and sn-urps

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too easy, yo

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lat no
lat we've been through this

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they REALLY want to turn into a weird monster again
and im pretty sure thats 100% in character

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lat god dammit

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and then? he was gone! AIEEEE

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you should probably see a doctor dude, thats not healthy

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AAAAH
dont scare me like that
i thought you were a GHOST

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no no no baby no no no dont cryyyyyy~♫

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hey man, 128 had copyright on the 'being a giant butterfly' market
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he brought some snails too for some reason

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oh no! he's aggresively vaping at us!

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sturg's dps is gettin' pretty good

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having a party-heal is pretty dang helpful
yknow, im starting to think kataz might be a useful party member
guys i think i might be sick

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oh geez lat's about to die
and is being a drama queen about it
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STURG TO THE RESCUE!
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...and he nearly gets himself killed in the process
sturg you heroic idiot

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he then spins around and blasts the bugger in the face
sturgs the actual hero

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another one of these
gotta collect 'em all i guess

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fancy a cuppa tea, luv?

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sturg and mikko get closer!
and then...

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its time to GET S W O L E

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the muscles of a tank and a flower
two things that, yknow, dont have muscles

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and gain ANOTHER level!

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mikko that cannot be comfortable

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headin' back into the town to check up on mr. meta

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hey man, there's probably a bunch of hippies and stuff that would kill to be turned into a butterfly

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I HAVE A NAME
GEEZ

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this shit is bananas
bee ay en ay en ay ess

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funny, thats how i spend most weeks
NEXT EPISODE
We head to the east of the village, where Whatzit and Tangeruse are being kept!

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THAT'S TIME, PENS DOWN
TALKHAUS & TEST
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Postby Coryman » 2 months ago

I was listening to Led Zeppelin when that one image came up.

Enjoying this thread, keep up the good work!
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Postby Ivy » 2 months ago

Just now realized this. Why the heck isn't the weavile mii dark-skinned? Would be nice to have someone besides yelsey, festering in the dungeon
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This is stupid, I'm so sorry...
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