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Touhou Limericks I wrote

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Touhou Limericks I wrote

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Hi guys! Enjoy

A lonely young Touhou named Alice,
Used one of her dolls as a phallus,
Said Aya's six o-clock news
"Due to a very short fuse,
We've found her vagina in Dallas!"

In Gensokyo lived a young witch,
A kleptomaniacal bitch!
On fisting, she peeved:
"It's fun to receive,"
"But really I prefer to pitch!"

There once was a fairy named Cirno,
Who lubed up only with Drano.
When asked of its worth,
She chortled with mirth:
"The orgasm gets rid of the pain, yo!"

Reimu was a shrine maid intrepid,
Who made love to a kappa decrepit,
When the kappa came early,
She stopped doing the dirty,
Said "My balls are bigger than yours, kid!"

Scarlet once told me quite lewdly,
Of young consumptive Patchouli,
"Her books are all worn,
'Cuz they're full of porn,
For she has mastered Fooly-Cooly!"

Sakuya the elegant maid,
Is rivaled by no-one with blade,
To Youmu she said,
"Try giving some head,
'Tis better than fucking a spade."

The lively old pedo Yukari,
Has now crossed the final bounDARy,
She found out with joy,
That Nightbug's a boy,
So now his asshole's all scarry!

The nuclear hell raven Utsuho,
Went to the grave of Yuyuko,
She dug up her corpse,
And fucked her, of course,
"Now Mr. Control Rod's in YOU, ho!!

!!~[AOD]
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Post by [AOD] »

Here's another one I just thought up:

Suwako a great god of yore,
Found fucking the old way a bore,
That wonderful lass,
Shoved frogs up her ass,
But crapping them out was a chore.

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Wow. Just wow. That is both awesome and extremely disturbing at the same time...
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this is possibly the best touhou fanwork I have ever seen
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Re: Touhou Limericks I wrote

Post by Aposke »

Reimu's one should've gone a bit more like this:

Reimu was a shrine maid intrepid,
Was loved by fanboys for her arm pit,
Very often had she flashed them
Hoping to get some cash then,
But in the end they did much more than she'd permit.
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That's a good one!

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Post by Alteiriaa »

O-Card wrote:this is possibly the best touhou fanwork I have ever seen
Seconded. :lol:
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[AOD] wrote:Hi guys! Enjoy

A lonely young Touhou named Alice,
Used one of her dolls as a phallus,
Said Aya's six o-clock news
"Due to a very short fuse,
We've found her vagina in Dallas!"

In Gensokyo lived a young witch,
A kleptomaniacal bitch!
On fisting, she peeved:
"It's fun to receive,"
"But really I prefer to pitch!"

There once was a fairy named Cirno,
Who lubed up only with Drano.
When asked of its worth,
She chortled with mirth:
"The orgasm gets rid of the pain, yo!"

Reimu was a shrine maid intrepid,
Who made love to a kappa decrepit,
When the kappa came early,
She stopped doing the dirty,
Said "My balls are bigger than yours, kid!"

Scarlet once told me quite lewdly,
Of young consumptive Patchouli,
"Her books are all worn,
'Cuz they're full of porn,
For she has mastered Fooly-Cooly!"

Sakuya the elegant maid,
Is rivaled by no-one with blade,
To Youmu she said,
"Try giving some head,
'Tis better than fucking a spade."

The lively old pedo Yukari,
Has now crossed the final bounDARy,
She found out with joy,
That Nightbug's a boy,
So now his asshole's all scarry!

The nuclear hell raven Utsuho,
Went to the grave of Yuyuko,
She dug up her corpse,
And fucked her, of course,
"Now Mr. Control Rod's in YOU, ho!!

!!~[AOD]
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Re: Touhou Limericks I wrote

Post by SomerandomGuy »

Wait, what?
Nice one :D
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