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Touhou For Assholes Edition - coming out soon

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ZUN's at it again with Touhou 14.3 "Danmaku Amanojaku - Impossible Spell Card

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2XZ1w-vvwI

The story apparently is that Seija Kijin, the Counter-attacking Amanojaku, who quickly rose to the position of Gensokyo's Biggest Dick in Touhou 14, finally managed to piss off everyone so much that they're now after with, as the title says, impossible spell cards. The title of biggest dick is not without perks, though, so Seija just shamelessly cheats her foes into submission.

Gameplay-wise, it looks to be a sort of puzzle-shmup in the vein of the photography games, even including Aya's camera as one of the cheating items. Now while I wasn't the biggest fan of the photography games, Seija quickly became my favorite Touhou character in recent years, if not ever, if just for being the series' biggest jerk, and I'm super pumped to see ZUN seems to agree and decided to give her her own game. Plus, the whole "cheat to win" concept sounds really amazing to me, too, giving you several ways to get past curtain fire by teleporting, becoming invulnerable or the good ol' bomb, so hopefully solutions to spell cards will be more flexible than they were in the photo games.

Either way, I am hella pumped for this game and I'm hella pumped to see the best 2hu get the spot light.
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Okay this is amazing

Lookin' forward!!!!
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14.3? Oh man, is this going to be like with 12? (i.e 3 gaiden games) If so I might be excited, since this means a possible update to Hopeless Masquerade :3
I guess I'm going to give the demo a try for this one, I'm not good at the "puzzle" games so we'll see how it goes :roll:
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Ha ha, oh man this looks brilliant. Every player who screamed at their screen when Seija hacked their game... now gets to hack all the other bosses. I love it.
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Hahaha this game is gonna be really badass.
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Oh. Oh dear. This... this isn't good. This is not good at all. I am afraid. I am very afraid. :shock:
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guess I won't need actual skill to play touhou anymore then
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Sub-Weapons? Gonna try that Hardcore!
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