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Play Celeste, raocow. But make sure you let us know a few days in advance so we can explain the not-so-obvious autosave system and save you a lot of grief.

What terrible levels.

I don't like MM7's artstyle, it doesn't know if it wants to be the original series or the X series and just sits at this odd merger that doesn't work.

raocow 6 years ago Man that focused light thing is pretty awesome I think people are forgetting the hack‘s age. If you apply modern standards to it of course it‘s going to be terrible. Take it more like a trip down memory lane, where the stuff we saw today is not even worth criticizing but instead ...

Oh god why is this not in English. This doesn't bode well for the future.

So, uh, does the person that made this game think that islands are just big floating rock glaciers in the ocean?

That sure was a creepy day of gifts.

Considering who sent that radio to you, it'll probably start playing pro-Russian propaganda at you at night.

BobisOnlyBob wrote: ↑6 years ago Made in Abyss, provided you know what you're in for!

A pedophilic author?

I really don't think slightly better music is worth these terrible new backgrounds (in general, not for this level obviously) and the loading screens.

As kids we always thought that Psycrow couldn't be beaten and losing at the Asteroids race was an instant game over.

Giik wrote: ↑6 years ago did he just make a motherfucking jojo reference?!?!?

Because we all know how niche and obscure Jojo's is.

The kirby games are so bright and vividly colorful, as expertly captured here, what with the brown and lesser brown Waddle Dees and the brown Bronto Burts.

Why are there nipples in the earth?

Definitely a dragonfruit jellybean

MM&B2 for the Wonderswan is the worst, believe me.

That's clearly a toothpaste jellybean

That's all true but there's also the way they desaturated so much, so the bright skin koopas become this dull brownish color.

Tyty wrote: ↑6 years ago Redrawn was the best we had for a while,

Completely disagree. Vanilla SMW looks much better than Redrawn

Oh no, why is this using that terrible, ugly, overused sprite set.

idol wrote: ↑6 years ago bowbsers ice castle

I'm kind of mad that you didn't go with this.

I dunno, I don't have a problem with this level (besides the title). It sucks to see rao, like, past the end of his rope - but I don't think I've ever seen such a perfectly constructed disregard for all things fun in a video game before. It is not flashy, it is not like "hey check out how diff...

Divemissile wrote: ↑6 years ago that level was just pure not fun, wow :/. i don't even know how the author (no hate meant towards them) could even think this is ok, it's just so visibly awful even as a joke. raocow's outburst was justified but it still made me sad :(

They used gay in a derogatory manner, fuck 'em.

This game makes me want to see rao play Pac-man 2