raocow's talkhaus

"wedding cake" -morton koopa jr.

wow. raocow reminds us that he's actually quite good at videogames by proving rameau's comment (that it would take hours for anyone to beat) wrong. a powerful comeback for our protagonist

HEE! HEE! HEE!

lets have characters just outright say what their character arc is supposed to be so you can understand the story to be sufficiently Characterized it might seem unnecessary for me to complain about that in a game that only has these little dialogue scenes, but everything i've been saying about this ...

distorted travesty

Yes I am going to pray hard that we do not get into a "opinions can be simulated by robot machines" discourse. Having three different judges isn't just cause people really really love doing the hard work of writing all these reviews

Pretty sure the idea is "how well did they use this". Like if your level has NPC: Birdo, then it might be like this: -0/5: No Birdo -1/5: Birdo appears visually but has nothing to do with the level -2/5: Birdo appears as an enemy once -3/5: Birdo is a recurring part of the level -4/5: Bird...

What is even the point of making a story about another dimension when the story has 0 details so it's just "one exists", really feels like plugging in the tropes as Literal Understood Things (see also all of Tails dialogue here) (eggman nega...

is not what he seems

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Do you want to play with fire, little boy? Do you want to play with Blaze?

A community I'm involved with created games made by 1 person in 1 week. There was a pretty big turnout for a very small community. Now, you can click below to play these games for yourself... if you dare. http://www.believeinthe.net/1jam/jam1.png One of these games is mine. But is it possible to det...

I don't think you understood what I meant there, but I really don't want to argue about this. Just, this is really not as progressive as you think it is.

the contest encourages you to use cheats on any level you find unreasonable for a reason, or to just skip past entire worlds if you want to. you absolutely have the free will to not play this level if you feel it is not suited to your skillset. treating singular persons creations as if they were AAA...

this story sux

1! http://www.believeinthe.net/1jam/1jam.html

the world wasn't ready to know about touhou. i'm gonna bring it back up the mountain (of faith) so that only (wild and horned) hermits like myself can see it, and to all else it will be forbidden (scrollery)

I don't even really think that levels need to not be frustrating even; for a lot of the levels in maglx3 it's more like they have some element that isn't thought out as much as the others, and that being near the end of a level that's also hard and long makes it so much more of a problem than it wou...

It might be awkward but surely it is better than being literally unable to see where the circles you have to click on are??

Feels kinda weird emulated but maybe the screen adjustment will mostly fix that. It's technically even farther away from the DS, but I wonder if using the mouse might be better than tablet just so you can see what you're doing.

Wow, Prima's SA2 guide spoils the entire story of the game at the beginning of the guide? I mean, if you're reading it you did buy a guidebook, but that's still a choice, I would at least put it at the back for book design purposes Speaking of "hire better writers", you might notice that t...

I kind of understand Black Doom's role now. He's very generic, but exists for the role of being overcome by Shadow - Black Doom's constantly urging Shadow to be the edgy teenager he's being advertised as, to cause destruction for no legitimate reason, to brood about how evil and hypocritical humans ...

The sequences read like an episode list for the greatest 326-episode anime ever created

So I guess that's a no, you don't know either? Weird. I can't parse what this is about because I can't parse what "doing that single time" means either. I really would just like to know why you possibly took away "If at least one person feels bad for liking a video game you don't lik...

hey roacow why dont you play senran kagura its a beatemup and you get to destory the world! wtf why aren't people talking about the gameplay??? looks like internet puritanism wins again

Why would a version with a sped up framerate/gamespeed be preferred? (Pal was wack back then)

Okay, if it's not you, who is being made to feel bad for liking this game??? And why would you imply that is anyone's deliberate intention???