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After giving it another playthrough, I can see that Punisher is actually an above average beat-em-up (though I still think it's clunky). I guess I just don't care much for most beat-em-ups. I enjoy my Streets of Rage 2 and Ninja Warriors, but any other is fun for only a few minutes, then it gets kin...

http://i.imgur.com/IIM7EFq.png Earthworm Jim: Menace 2 the Galaxy - a collect-a-thon done wrong. Seriously, this game felt like work and nothing else. And it sucks having to do a bunch of work over because you died by a blind jump. There's alot of blind jumps. Next up, Genesis Punisher. I have a ba...

24 hours remain for me to beat Blackthorne. The final stage doesn't seem to give you any health refills ever and makes you do the craziest stuff, no checkpoints. Not to mention the most difficult to deal with enemies do two damage now. Of course, it's got nothing on Sesame Street ABC. http://i.imgur...

LELELELEle I USE ALL CAPS TO MAKE MY VOICE LOUDER!!! ... I can be a huge asshole sometimes but at least i don't use all caps in large sentences. Good job completely ignoring the part where the all caps sentence was a blunt way of portraying your writing. I did it in all caps because that's how your...

Suck it Mario hacking, Blackthorne had pretty backgrounds like these before you even had an editor.

Blackthorne is pretty great. I never liked Prince of Persia style games, but this one's awesome. Though it's pretty unforgiving at times too. The second area opens up alot, and a tiny slip up might just send you back to the beginning.

Blackthorne's pretty tough with its checkpoints. Works perfectly with the tense atmosphere though.


Puts Metal Gear's AI to shame.


Puts FF Mystic Quest's dialogue to shame.

Hard pogo. NES: Kickle Cubicle SNES: Do-Re-Mi Fantasy: Milon's Quest GB/GBC: Sanrio Carnival Genesis: Ristar TG-16: Dead Moon DOS: Captain Dynamo Neo Geo: Magician Lord GBA: Ultimate Spider-Man No idea if I'm going to actually follow through with this (it'd probably help if I didn't feel like I got...

YellowSnow, that is the worst split up ever. Brainstormers, aka people that know nothing about programming but want overambitious things to happen (such as this whole "project"), the boss job, the terrible boss that has a disconnect with its employers (and if they lack inserters for very o...

Still the best game.

Hard pagoo NES: Metal Storm (I LOVE IT!! beat this game a literally 100 times) SNES: Blackthorne (always wanted to play it) GB: Earthworm Jim - Menace 2 the Galaxy (EWJ is cool but I've never even seen this hope it's not poop) GEN: Punisher (sounds like it'll be bad) PCE: Chew-Man-Fu (sounds like it...

Today I turned into Super Sonic for the first time in my life. It was magical. And scary. I don't think it's healthy for any average human being. I also didn't beat the game somehow. I died 5 times on sky chase because impatience, a bunch more on uang fortress (I swear that's what it says) because I...

So recently I've not been able to adjust the screen brightness on my system. It just randomly started happening. Pretty great. Apparently disabling and re-enabling my graphics driver fixes it, but I have to do it every single time I want to change the brightness. Guess I'll just have to use a third...

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH IT'S FINALLY DONE!!!!

that green guy right before the final boss has killed me SO MANY TIMES, either by time running out or by me trying to rush too much. I can't believe I actually succeeded.

I BEAT SONIC 1

FUCK THIS GAME

NEVER AGAIN

I DON'T CARE IF EGGMAN TELLS ME TO TRY AGAIN, CHAOS EMERALDS ARE DUUUUUUUMB

WORST THING EVER

DAMN IT TO HELL

Can't wait to be super happy with Sonic 2.

Okay so Koba wants me to pick a fight with you, so... DO YOUR CONSOLES HAVE THE POWER TO STOP NUKES?! Yd5QJvnPwQU I THINK NOT In all seriousness, the Saturn was TERRIBLE for the western market at the time because they were making a 2D powerhouse, they didn't see the 3D hype coming and added it on at...

I beat Ninja Gaiden today!!!!!!!!!! yay I used a savestate to circumvent that 6-4 and 6-5 death glitch, though (the one where it kicks you back to 6-1 instead of 6-3 due to a wrong address in hex or something). I'm sorry, but difficulty is one thing, glitches and programming errors are another. Sor...

KobaBeach wrote:I opened up paint.net and made a pic of a Sega Saturn smoking on a beach while wearing a fruit hat

It's kinda big so it's in spoilers

That's hot. Western Saturns aren't as attractive, but they're allowed to stay.

Youtube is just a mess. Is it so hard to just have a perfectly intuitive, usable, sensical video hosting website, without all the bs around it? A place where you watch video's, a place where you upload video's, a place where you get and look at reactions to video's? Do we need all the other crap the...

Pass me some of that F4 please.

R-Type hurts too much. Gonna leave it in the catacombs until it rises again to torment me. Finally played Shovel Knight. Deserves all the praise it gets. Best "NES-like" I've ever played. I like it even more than Mega Man Unlimited (many will disagree about that game, I thought it was the ...

http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2014-07-04-miyamoto-nintendo-gradually-changing-the-structure-of-the-legend-of-zelda So there you go. Definitely not making a game in the open world genre. Thread name definitely incorrect. It'll be a unique thing, in their "gradual change in the series". ...

^ Horikawa was promoted to .jpg goddess for this post. Fluffi, everyone judges. And I hate to say it, but most relationships at your age aren't about much more than "let's touch each other for a while and show the world that we can have a girl/boyfriend". Young love may seem like the best ...

Ahw man Abandoned Rollercoaster best level yet! I've already had my experience with Betrayal Rock some time ago. It's a neat gimmick, but it doesn't know when to quit and there's alot of mean trickery. I mean it doesn't kill you all the time, but there's so much room for error and quite a large fig...