raocow's talkhaus

It is now canon that Waluigi has what raocow wants and everything he needs. Concerning Lugifer's Wacky Jaunt through Pluvo's Kingdom: A very nice level æsthetically--I love rainy levels, and I particularly liked the inclusion of a splashing effect on horizontal surfaces here. One thing that really b...

Oh, rubbish, you totally just redirected it to Denmark. It's even thicker here, now, to the point where it's starting to assume liquid form. We're all going to drown because of you!

There were many fine levels here, but if I had to play favorites, I'd have to give the edge to Spiny Castle.

Spoiled for anyone who wants to avoid any sort of explanation for my silly piece before reading it: It is a silly thing, no doubt about that, but the content isn't exactly irrelevant--in fact, it's sort of the essence of the joke. Finnegans Wake famously portrays a sort of cyclical dream world, albe...

Hmm. I have to admit I don't remember Mario is Missing being like that at all, but then again, it's been a while, so I could be mistaken.

If you mean dill pickles, I think somebody has just been urinating in your pickle jar. Pickled cucumbers are a waste of perfectly good cucumbers. But adding dill to something that's already inedible isn't really a great loss, just a sign of disrespect. You know what's even weirder? She somehow thou...

So, would any dill fans in the audience like to explain: does it taste like something other than stale urine for you, or is the urificness indeed the essence of its appeal?

In oþer news, Hooked on Phonics proven less useful due to þe bizarre mishmash that is Modern English incorporating rules from basically every European and Mediterranean language ever. Ehh, English isn't þat weird, it's just terribly self-important, so it pretends þat it's þe only language which has...

It should maybe be said that syntax is, like, my least favourite branch of linguistics. Phonetics and phonology all the way. I've long suspected that syntax is the preferred branch of those linguists who secretly wanted to be logicians. Too bad language shuns excessive logic. It generally does not ...

The fact that so many people are lauding the second level for its accuracy makes me wonder if I'm the only one who didn't lose scores of siblings to lava burns and ceiling-mounted virus cannons.

raocow died as he lived: the best video game.

You know it's a fine omen when your evening starts with your burning your hair on a candle, and then proceeds with your somehow destroying the chain on someone's bicycle while serving as human cargo. Such an evening can only end with a stairwell magically transforming into a toilet.

raocow wrote:I just need to put my face in the mask, and nothing else.

Err...exactly how is it you normally wear them, then...?

All of todays levels were sort of hilarious.

Raobert, you famously musically warned us not to eat a foot, now, and suddenly you're fussing about not being Fuß-fed? Frightful fickleness, fringing on full-forced phoniness. Fie, my fine fellow!

you are quoting one of rainbowshyguys posts not mine, and he was referencing one of the 5 level titles he had the option of using, that wasn't his opinion or mine ...And yet popular history will nevertheless attribute that quote to you, cementing your place in the public consciousness as one of Mar...

Kukironosuke wrote:Personally, I Think That Mario Is Missing Is a Very Faulty and Overrated Experience. I Captured That Here

All right, now this one amuses me. If you think Mario is Missing is an overrated experience, you must have a very low opinion of it indeed.

Raobert, what's this I hear about you acting the goat?

If you liked the music you can download Reed's soundtrack . Toorah! I am in desperate need of Montgomery's theme. I wouldn't mind being a beam-blasting, betriangled eye person in real life so long as* it meant that music would be playing. *No qualifying clause really needed, because honestly, I wou...

Jesuiscontent wrote:I FEEL ASLEEP!!

Seriously, how could anyone criticize Metal Gear when it gave us this gift to human culture?

Little do the mushroom folk realize the planet they've built their charming little town on is going to EXPLODE in the not too distant future! Haw haw, such zaniness.

guys guys I found the perfect graphic style for the remake of this game

So...Angeltown, which had previously appeared to be completely trashed, was actually able to be cleaned up within a few hours, and there don't appear to have been any casualties? I guess the demons weren't as violent as we thought, and the angels were the true monsters for massacring them as they di...

raocow wrote:A stage and a boss, with nothing in common with each other, other than that they are played in a video game. And yet here they are, neighbors, divided by a love seat.

This koan may be restated to read: "How can a rat and a cat be friends?"

The hilarious thing is that for me, exactly none of those other words would quite rhyme with "falafel".

In any event, next you'll be telling raocow that "armageddon" isn't pronounce "R-megadon", and that's just crazy talk.