raocow's talkhaus

Stupid video game.

the internet

dancing around shit.

life

I don't want it to seem like I'm riding anyone's coattails but I'd like to offer my artistic take on the whole situation.

Granted. You are now able take a crap and hug your mom at the same time.

I wish that I could have as much free cheese pizza as I want.

Two grown men exciting the sexual fantasies of a young girl over the internet? Don't tell me Canada doesn't have laws against that.

beatable.
the United States

Don't translate anything, it'll just ruin it for the weeaboos.

I've been playing this in my spare time for the past few weeks. I win.

Somebody suggested it a while ago in the suggestion thread. I'd actually like to see raocow play it but I'm also cool with disappointment.

That makes sense! Why didn't I think of that...

The shell in the room with the secret exit really fooled me. I figured the jellyfish was for suicide and that raocow was missing a trick where you'd have to use the shell to destroy some blocks in the ceiling or something. Whatever, I guess.

I can barely muster up enough words for a silly forum post. Oooh, here comes my rare second sentence!

Nope!

:D

This game stars a detective who's only real ability is to jump when he's shot.

Crash Team Racing

I've been eating chili everyday for the past week and a half and somehow I've been able to avoid such a tragedy. What are the odds...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VErM2t1O3C4

what is wrong with me

Oh man will I! I just transferred it to my bank account, where I look forward to it maturing into a nice, fat nearly-a-dollar in about 73 years. You fool!

edit: Shoot, minimum withdrawal amount is $1.00, rofl. Somehow I now get the feeling you know this

:o I sent you a pm. My anarchist brothers thank you.

Ok, no diet sodas. :( But ummm... as long as you're fine with terrorism, I guess it's all cool.

So the contest was won by someone who is ineligible? Just send me the money man, I could really use it towards a can of soda or a pipe bomb or something.

I surely can't be the only one sensing the chemistry...

^ is so pathetically horny

> disturbed that his name came up for apparently no reason

V has no reason to live, so shut up

You can easily enough download a stupid, stripped-down new "Windows Live Movie Maker" or get an old version (2.6) in about 5 seconds that installs fine on Windows 7. I don't know how that compares to what's necessary, but it does have a speed-up effect! http://www.brighthub.com/multimedia/...

As a self-proclaimed computer expert, I advise the following:

The internet kinda sucks. It does way too good a job of bringing people together just to pick on some kid having fun. (Not necessarily meaning the talkhaus.)