raocow's talkhaus

Exotic dancing and colorful plumage has, so far, been unsuccessful. Clearly the issue must be in your mating song, then (the post directly above is a fine example of what to strive for in your own auditory artworks). I recommend you upload an audio file of your most soulful serenade so that we may ...

also this game has gone to the birds It was always for the birds. I highly suspect that the expression "for the birds" was only ever once used, directly coinciding with its initial coinage, as a means to suggest something to be of insufficient quality, and that every single instance of it...

OH MAN DISTORTED TRAVESTY STORY ANALYSIS * Concerning comments on the writing/bickering--I feel as though Jerry was a lot more sympathetic in the first DT; while he was quite proud of his vidja gaming abilities there, he didn't seem quite so full of himself, and certainly never disrespected the abi...

Continuing on my earlier comment, it's nice to see the Zelda Nightmare Gate done more-or-less fully in Links Awakening style. Vaati? Mo' like something-insulting-which-rhymes-with-Vaati! (It should additionallybe noted that Links Awakening wins a further prize due to its keen insight in having its c...

haw haw the King Cooper heads shoot fire out of their noses


Also, Double Kill indeed at at 17:08.

Cirnya wrote:my playthrough ended at about 60 hours and 2800 deaths

Wow, you suck at Big Fish Legend.

Y'know racocow, for someone who keeps complaining that he doesn't have enough money to buy anything, you sure leave a lot of easily collectable monies lying on the ground. You owe it to the local economy to get deeper in touch with your inner magpie.

Man, am I the only one who actually likes the Water Temple from Ocarina of Time? In other news, I'm quite fond of the choice of a remix of the Link's Awakening overworld theme for this gate. That game has a special place in my heart, and I've always thought that particular rendition of the overworld...

I saw a man with Bozo the Clown hair today; my life is now complete.

"Oooh, you're so fluffy today!"

...Err, and I suppose if I were a cat or something, that might be a complement...?

It seems this game will be taking pains to thwart Raobert's tank-and-heal strategy from Dee-Tee the first. Alas, I fear this will not be sufficient to protect the round hole population from the dreaded Square Peg Menace...

Argumentable wrote:Why am I posting on talkhaus I should be driving to work!!!

oh no look out out argumentable's gonna CRAAAAAAAAASH

Ozzy Ment wrote:Also, scorpions are arachnids, not crustaceans.

No one ever claimed they were.

...They're certainly crustrations, though.

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Ivy wrote:big fan of the baseball cocks

Those are baseball bats you pervert. A family friendly channel like raocow would never show something so obscene.

Yes, for as we all know, crotch-wielded baseball bats are phun for the whole phamily.

Eh, you can escape cold weather by going inside. The heat, on the other hand sticks to you, and follows you wherever you may go. I'll take the cold, all things considered.

"Friggin' Trash Man" is now Dust Man's new official name.

It is now imperative that Demo suplexing a skeleton be worked into A2XT Episode 2 somehow.

(Oh jeez, it looks even more like a gimp suit in the hand-drawn form.) You know, I really have to wonder why this hack reopened the already resolved plot thread about the princess only to deliberately not resolve it (or in other words, Give Up). Though I suppose one could regard it as a bait-and-swi...

Zummorr wrote:...unless...Horikawa are you just trying to LP bad games as your gimmick? You have set a precedent for it with your choice of Donkey Kong game.

...And MaGL X OH SNAP

why do so many people pronounce aunt like ant? c'mon guys, there's a u in there for a reason. I don't pronounce it like "ant" /ænt/, but then I don't pronounce it like "awnt" /ɔ:nt/ either, which is what the au combination would normally suggest to me (when it doesn't suggest /a...

In short, you cock-a-doodle-don't.

8bitgamer123 wrote:Don't beat yourself up, raocow.

No, no, it's quite cathartic to see him suffer the very evil that he himself unleashed upon this world. And forget ye not that Cypher was far more merciful than our original cruel bovine Elder God in his recreation of this toothy, cat-filled hellscape.

dr_kraid wrote:I feel like raocow should just ask the talkhaus for help and not read the comments

I feel like no one should ever read Youtube comments.

Is your mother by any chance a vengeful sea god?

I'm sort of hoping that the shocking reveal at the end of this series will be that in real life as well, raocow is, in fact, a lady in a chicken suit.