raocow's talkhaus

My house isn't bad spider-wise (we've got wolf spiders, which can bite, but they're no problem). On the other hand, my dad's got a woodshop in the front yard, and I'd be surprised if there's a single object in there that doesn't have a spider/web. Doorknobs, doorways, discarded cardboard...

What?! Education?! How dare you.

Seriously though, it's fine. I mean, it's not like we're paying for this or anything... *throws out bills*

Italian trilled r's are hard :c

It should be noted, the original post said pretend there's a duck.
Even if it was a goose, you must pretend otherwise

Even the mango failed?!
But... but...
*Leaves and contemplates life without fruit*

CPU = Central Processing Unit, not ComPUter
...I really have no excuse for this

There are infinite parallel universes, each slightly different. Even if scientists prove otherwise, that just means we live in the one in which there aren't infinite parallel universes.

Even raocow could not resist DLL's endless maple syrup drinking charm

Who here is hoping that on the day of the election results, Trump will say "Look what you nearly voted for, you guys need to rethink your values!"?

Hey, if you support Sanders and the election goes poorly, there's always Canada!
Seriously though, my teacher showed us political compasses for the American and Canadian elections... It looks almost like Sanders joined the wrong election.

I'm happy around 16C (61F), and pretty much die at 25C (77F) or higher. Standing in front of ovens is hard... Plus I've also got extra light sensitive eyes apparently

raekuul wrote:Where the hell was Biggles when we needed him last Saturday?

Resting down in Cornwall writing up their memoirs for a paper-back edition of the Boy Scout Manual.

Question for anyone with an understanding of Chemistry. I heard that adamantium in the x men movies is element 119. Wouldn't that be an alkali metal, and therefore soft, low melting point, and extremely reactive? That seems like the last thing I'd want my bones covered in

Huge bump 'cos I finally got around to working on this again!
I was up 'til midnight, then spent the entire morning on it, so arcade mode now exists! Details are in the help menu.
Download:
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It just now clicked, Pokemongo = Pokemon go, not poke mongo

*cough* thunderbolts and lightning.

I could see that reopening wounds thing being an interesting idea for a story. Veterans and people who have had surgery would be in trouble though...

Do you get June bugs out there? They've just come out here, and my cat loves watching em land on the window. We've got the orange and white striped ones, really furry and friendly

Now that my knees are soaked in vinegar, I can go to bed.
...
Apparently it helps with bug bites.

I swear, mosquitoes exist for the sole purpose of making me unable to perform basic tasks.
Both knees are completely swollen...
At least it's better than the time I literally couldn't sit down cause of em

I had a dream within a dream... Strangely common for me. I always wake up, tell my brother, then actually wake up and feel like all the time spent explaining went to waste (especially since I usually forget to tell him anyways)

Killer of Giants, by Ozzy, is about atomic bombs
It doesn't seem obvious from the title, but the lyrics really should make it obvious...
Took me until we did the cold war in socials class for it to click

DLL's face at the end of the song... It's the classic just-finished-a-performance-hoping-for-applause look

Willhart wrote:More raocow is always nice.

Are you suggesting taking raocows from alternate universes and having them collab?
...I approve

Look man, I've really got no part in this, considering I wasn't there and didn't witness any of it, but to me it sounds like you're just going through a rough time. You realise what you did wasn't completely honest, and feel bad, and that's what really counts. Hopefully you can take something away ...