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k rool's morning jog

I know Sonic Heroes is not a good game but I still have fun with it unironically, and enjoyed it a lot. I know people will tell me this is wrong, but all I can do is recognize those issues while still enjoying it. i was going to post exactly this i feel like i've already posted exactly this in the ...

you can, indeed, have sonic shower if you stand in one of the stalls, he does a whole animation for it

even if he's inside a shield and not really getting any water on him

Two Fun Egg Hornet Facts! • If you mash jump hard enough, you can trap Eggman on the ground and destroy his entire health bar in one cycle. • The Egg Hornet still has a hurtbox after its health bar is gone, meaning you can take damage and even die after the fight is over. Time it right, and this hap...

I appreciate the repository of information on the differences between DX and vanilla (i really do! it's the kind of trivia i love!) but they talk as if the Sonic Adventure experience will suddenly be flawless if i play the dreamcast version instead

Leet wrote: ↑3 years ago legitimately great game

the best part of sonic adventure is that people either love the game legitimately or love it for how ridiculously dumb it can be

either way everyone loves this game for one reason or another

OH NO

OUR WEAPONS ARE USELESS

"i'll play as sonic but i'll switch to tails if things are impossible"

I mean the levels in that last video weren't 'impossible', they were just irritating and unfair, so I doubt anything will be literally impossible–

[angel island act 1]

–oh

the sequel to donkey kong jump

hey have you ever wanted to play sonic in monochrome with real bad physics and screen crunch and, like, crash bandicoot music?? Then I have a deal for you!!!

Nackles (the weasel-echidna)

The joke is that when she lost her soul the first time, it said "you feel strangely empty inside" or something along those lines

Also re: the arrow attack... golly I miss Superstar Saga

wow, if you watch the map during that final lap, mecha knuckles does straight-up make a wrong turn at the rocket pool

You probably would have won anyway, but wow, mecha knuckles

If I were a game developer and I got to watch raocow play my game, I don't know if I'd be happy that he likes exploring so much, or banging my head on the desk because I'd need to literally drop him onto the boss in order for him to actually find it. I dunno, judging by the tone of the rest of your...

raocow is cursed to die in seven days, or whatever,

who is there a cake made of lava

The problem is largely the fact that the game doesn’t do much to emphasize the beams when they come out; you can even completely miss them if the camera is facing the wrong direction, which makes them feel less important than they actually are. There should be, like, a "pewwwwww" sound ef...

every character apart from Sonic is just plain not as good as him What? Tails and Knuckles blow Sonic out of the water , as do a couple of the secret characters. Easier shortcuts, better handling... Super, Metal, and Knuckles are actually plain faster. ....it has admittedly been a very long time si...

Despite how beloved Sonic R is, this game is secretly not very good. You may have noticed. The controls are the buttest of butts, there's a ridiculously clunky spindash mechanic that barely works, every character apart from Sonic is just plain not as good as him, boost pads steal all the rings that ...

Fun Sonic Facts! The PC Port of Sonic & Knuckles must be played on a processor slower than 350 Mhz, as the game was not programmed with any kind of speed limiter, and thus speeds out of control without extra trickery to rein it in. thankfully, someone made a fix for that that "someone"...

It's been kind of depressing how much rao's felt the need, recently, to vocalize things like "yeah, no, i'll die here, that's fine" and "im sure the comments will tell me what im doing wrong" and "raAocAow, you gotta [heres how im playing wrong and bad]" like, there's a...

an All the Garfs would give me all the fielfs

really, all threads are about cats if you think hard enough

he's the bird equivalent of a kapukapu