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This is a commercial SNES platformer, and it's a bit on the easy side, but it's fairly obscure. Plus, it could make for some goofy commentary and be a good stress reliever after something hard and draining. And it's got good music. Smart Ball. http://img188.imageshack.us/img188/397/smartballu0007.pn...

megamario wrote:Death Montage: The Game

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBmUfiiMeTA#t=7m57s

Alexander wrote:

kilon wrote:By making it a three heart run.

Only get THREE health boosts?!
JESUS CHRIST THAT WOULD BE HELL.

....ESPECIALLY IF HE DID THE HELL AREA!!
F**K!

Not three health boosts. Three health. As in, what you start with.

The laser fire flower isn't getting enough love here.

I have a hilarious vision of Mario pointing at his enemies and making laser sounds with his mouth, only to find out that it actually works in the future.

I think the problem is that Zomodoc is absolutely awful at Zelda, so people watched a few videos of him failing miserably and decided that the game was horrible and impossible. Well, that and the fighting the first boss without any intelligent way to kill them. And a couple of glitches that are requ...

If I have learned anything from Chrono Trigger, it is that it only takes 400 years to turn a desert into a forest. Given that, Geno's Woods music is entirely appropriate for a desert level set in 550 BC. They may not have had a crazy tree-planting robot to do all the work, but they certainly had a h...

No manual, you say?

http://www.replacementdocs.com/download.php?view.1279

There, now everyone has the manual.

Would somebody mind explaining to me why graphics don't seem to be considered "chocolate" here? I'll say upfront that I know absolutely nothing about any of this (I just watch raocow, haha), but it seems to me that anything changed within the game would be "chocolate", technical...

Argumentable wrote:NOW FOR MY ULTIMATE FORM

*does absolutely nothing but get hit by blocks*

I actually like that he's weaker in his last form.

What kind of idiot waits until he's almost beaten to death to use his strongest attacks? Wouldn't you just lead off with the best and save yourself a whole lot of pain?

Today is the very essence of chocolate. It's like someone looked at all the commercially available chocolate flavorings, said "Psh, who needs those?" and grew his own cocoa beans, using soil fertilized with a crushed cocoa bean paste. When he was done, he picked the cocoa by hand, carefull...

Kilgamayan wrote:Then again, Temple of the Dollar wasn't immediately DQed for being 100% impossible to finish, so what the hell do I know?

You know, you couldn't finish Ride On either, if you want to get technical.

Chocolate with chocolate sprinkles. While it may not be over the top and fancy like the last two flavors, it's good, solid chocolate. There is a part that feels a bit like a topping (the darkness), but even there, you can justify it as part of the chocolate flavor. If I had to guess, this is above t...

Supernova wrote:But I don't get why people are like "OMG this is the worst hack ever!!1!!"

Inside jokes suck unless you're in on them. See: Touhou.

So does this mean that after the chocolate level contest, you're going to do one more level of MariAri? :twisted: To post something slightly more on topic, why in the hell did game designers decide that there should be an annoying low health sound effect that you can't disable? It breaks immersion b...

Deanna Troi's chocolate sundae. First of all, you have to spoon the fudge around the rim, leaving only the ice cream in the middle. Then you gently spoon the ice cream around the sides, like you're sculpting it. Relish every bit, make every one an event, and then, with the last spoonful, close your ...

Today's chocolate rating... Now with pictures!



I think that pretty much speaks for itself.

gamefreakzach wrote:Guys I think Jimmy broke Gaurocks.

And his scale.

I just got up and haven't watched the videos yet. Give me an hour or so and we'll see. After reading the comments in here, I almost expect that I'll have to invent a new word for chocolate.

yeah, though I started Legacy, and not having it done really does kinda bother me. There's something else that you didn't like and that you never finished... but you may have slightly deleted it. I'm not sure either one is a good idea. You had some fun early on in both, but neither one turned out v...

Chocolate covered in delicious chocolate fudge with two candy canes sticking out of the top. There are two kinds of chocolate. The kind that adds to the flavor, and the kind that's added to the flavor to change it. In this case, the chocolate adds to the flavor, and it feels real and consistent. The...

Today is what you get when you have a bunch of different ice creams in your freezer, but all of them are almost empty, so you take what's left of all of them and throw it all together in a bowl. It's like the author ran out of Mario World, and didn't have enough Yoshi's Island, Mario 2, or Mario 3 f...

If I have done something correctly once and I can avoid having to do it ten more times in the future, I'm going to savestate. Unlike raocow, I get no enjoyment out of grinding through the entire level again to get up to where I died, only to make a bit of progress and die again. I'll do it if I have...

The joke's on you, raocow. I'm not going to order sole for my last meal! On a more serious note, I can't rate today's chocolate content because I don't feel like opening the level up in Lunar Magic to confirm my suspicions. I'm thinking it was just a graphics swap and a clever use of nearly identica...

An entire gallon of cookies and cream

There was some chocolate, but the base was clearly vanilla. And between the large quantity and richness of the flavor, you're not going to eat it all in one sitting.

megamario wrote:I'm surprised none of the levels thus far have taken "chocolate levels" literally.
I don't mean using the Choco Island pallets.

Do you mean... Mario made out of solid chocolate, like some kind of creepy Easter plumber?

Because that's the mental image I got, and it was hilarious.

Chocolate chocolate chip Oh man, this level was chocolate with a bunch of chocolate mixed in. I can't think of a better answer to the complaint that "nothing is chocolate". The platforms would have been enough chocolate by themselves, but the extra Yoshi's Island stuff pushes it past the b...