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KobaBeach wrote: ↑4 days ago ;; ill remember he

birdo when you defeat her in super mario advance:

the one and only

frantz?

his arch-nemesis Captain Fanon

"Captain Canon! I thought you were dead!" "I was, but it was non-canon. Unlike that story I wrote about Sticks and Pily!" wow what an asshole why did i a) invent this guy and b) go out of my way to undo his karmic fate

(shoots captain canon out of a cannon)

@KobaBeach nintendo's pinball is a great grandfather, all the ones from before the 80s are ancestors

"One day, Pily and Sticks met. They both found the encounter very disappointing." - Captain Canon with his Truth Typewriter

pily will meet sticks the jungle badger... some day...

what is nintendo's pinball on the nes though. actual question. revenge of the gator can be the cool cousin. shout outs to atari video pinball, intellivision pinball and gee bee

pinball quest for the nes is the fun gentle grandpa, devil's crush is the cool grandmother

;; ill remember he

sonic pinball party is the little brother everybody forgets about :(

with kirby's dream course being the supportive friend who dies halfway through the series

sonic spinball son or mario pinball land daughter?

spinball survival horror

spinball x chaotix kart racer... wait shit someone already made that

spinball battle royale (spinnite)

Spinball Survivors. Elements from other hedgehog games and media are in it too but Spinball's front and center, as it should be.

sonic spinball deckbuilder roguelike

archipelago randomizer sonic spinball

is it sonic that spins the ball or someone else?

i mean sonic spinball is already a pain to play

kaizo spinball

toontown corporate clash ass concept

a dynamite sandwich is a sandwich you feed to your enemies if you want them to go boom

since y'all think my posts are so funny i wanna see you vote for this next mosts. TAke a look, y'all: https://talkhaus.raocow.com/viewtopic.p ... 82#p493282

I thought that was just called "making me TEAR EVERY HAIR from my BEAUTIFUL HEAD". Even if there's no direct tearing or beauty involved.

it's getting so angry that your hair falls out. mad balding. malding.

Is that what it's called when your hair melts?

I'M MALDING

captain crunch... this is what you wanted, right? this is the promise i made to you...

@KobaBeach no i don't think so. she wanted to play ff11 once upon a time but irl events never worked out

HOW IS THIS A REAL GAME. I THOUGHT IT WAS A HOAX

hell yeah

okay so im still finagling with obscure rpgs and i found a phone rpg that got ported to android but. the old version of nox i use Cannot display its text. I'm Still Fucking Slogging Through It. even if like someone who played the game as a kid can't

@metasomnia? has she played final fantasy 14 free trial now with the award winning expansion blombo blimby

one of those (uncouth barbarian) is my cousin, she only posted a few times and then never logged in again

Two people turning 111, one turning 106, and one turning... 5. Happy birthday to four people who lied about their ages when registering. :D

I bet the gyro blocks from pikmin 2 taste like rockets™

they're definitely sentient, sapient probably, definitely not suitable for vegans but some kinds of dietary vegetarian might if they can be conclusively proven to not be insects and purely botanical despite being motile

Oh no, I worded it in the worst way possible, I meant they're pretty rational and a bit humanoid, despite looking like plants, don't know why I chose "alive" to describe that

would you eat a rock pikmin

are you implying that plants aren't alive?

can vegans eat pikmin? they're plant-like, but they're alive

i kinda would like to see the ruby-spearsposting but i imagine its a twitter thing

white pikmin taste like moth balls

white pikmin taste like [REDACTED]

You can eat a white Pikmin, once.